What magic item would you want in real life?

[Wolfen Priest]

Ring of 3 wishes:

1.) Ring of infinite monster summoning; DO you realize how fun it would be to summon horde of vile monsters to do raze the city and/or the workplace, and have no one have a clue you did it???

2.) ring of invisibility

3.) eyes of charming

The ring of sustenance would be cool, but basically just a time-saver... I would much rather cause havoc and chaos wherever I went

 

[Voadam]

The tomes would be good, health, intelligence or wisdom would be top choices.

The ring of sustenance's 2 hours of sleep is really attractive.

 

[Bob5th]

From the 2E Encloypedia Magica
Sword of Underwearstealing (to take to Victoria Secret fashion shows)

OR

Ring of Three Wishes
1st Ability to fly
2nd Ability to alter self at will
3rd Ability to dominate anyone at will

Dominate teller at bank to give you all the money while you look like someone else then fly away.

 

[Garmorn]

A Van with Teleport with out error then charge LARGE sums of money to move people and things around the world in a minute.

A ring of Mass Heal and A ring of unlimited cure disease and spend lots of time in childern hospitals.

 

[Trevalon Moonleirion]

Helm of Teleportation-- no more missing friends in faraway places, no more rush hour, instant trip up to gaming Nirvana--Games Plus...ah man, it'd be great.

 

[Negative Zero]

all i really need is an item with one wish:
that i'd always have exact change, in the correct legal tender currency in my pocket, whenever i wanted to pay for anything, taking up as little space as possible.

"what was that sir? $52,831.76? sure, here you go."

 

[Rpjunkie]

*bump*

 

[Irda Ranger]

Just one item?

The Ring of Winter. Live forever and hold the world hostage (Pay me $100 Billion or its an Ice Age for You!!)

Ring of Three Wishes
- Tome of Clear Though +25

I'll wait till after I have an Int of 40+ before deciding on my next two wishes. Charisma and Wisdom +25 sound good though.

Irda Ranger

 

[pontus]

A newly created Luck Blade with 5 wishes in it.

With the first three wishes I'd wish for a +3 bonus to Intelligence.

With the next wish I'd wish that, over the course of one year, my body would change into a more attractive version of myself.

With the last wish, I'd wish that I would never feel any regrets about having used up all wishes in the sword.

And at the end of the day, I'd still have a +1 shortsword!