What other adjectives would make good basis for templates?

[babomb]

Iron

Ohta: "Fookui-san!"
Fookui: "Go ahead, Ohta!"
Ohta: "The substance that you see the Iron Kobold applying to his longsword is actually purple worm venom."
Fookui: "Wow, purple worm venom! Who could have seen that coming?"
Hattori: "Well, actually, this is a very common ingredient in the Killer DM-style combat."
Fookui: "I see, so a classic Killer DM fight from the Iron Kobold. That should be a real treat for the judges."
Bimbo de Jour: "Oh, wow, look at the way the challenger is power attacking! That's so bold and American!"

 

[Algolei]

Has anyone suggested "sticky" yet? Look out! It's a Sticky Weasel!

How about "warp?" Captain! Warp Weasels to starboard!

How about "indecipherable" or "yarf?" Mickey! Spot! I'll take the Indecipherable Weasel, you two handle the Yarf Golem!

 

[Kodam]

Hi!

How about "balanced"?

Kodam

 

[Deadguy]

Hi!

How about "balanced"?

Ahh, but Kodam, we know that wherever there's a Balanced monster, within mintutes there's a Broken one and a Nerfed one too!

I wonder if you can have a Broken Nerfed Balanced Gribbly of Doom?

 

[eris404]

It's Newtonian and that is physics, not math. The two are related, not identical.

Hey, there's one--Quantum.

On a related note:

charm
strange
up
down
top
bottom

Although, taken out of context, those last two could be something completely different.

 

[Robbert Raets]

And now for something completely different:
'Monty'

 

[Dogbrain]

FAAAAAAAbulous!


And just who's Mr. Grumpy Dragon, today? Now, normally, I'd just say "People and dragons, dragons and people--live and let live.", but you went out and slaughtered a WHOLE village, you NAUGHTY boy! I'm sorry, but we JUST don't let that sort of thing be done around here. I mean, REALLY! Have you any IDEA just how NASTY you've been? Now, either you march right down this mountain and take your medicine, or I'm just going to have to slay you, and the notches on this hilt ain't just for show, honey.

 

[Inconsequenti-AL]

Lovecraftian
Tentacular
Acordian Headed
Lego (Aiiee! Run for the hills!!!)
Pointless
Globulous


How about Trollish?

And some of it's subdivions:
Political
Religious
Sexist
Flame Baiting
Stupid
Racist