What should I buy for my birthday?

[Mark]

So, for my birthday, you got me guilt? Gee, and I didn't get you a thing. And yeah, I go WAY back before 2002. Something like March of 2000. I just don't say much.

It only feels like guilt because it's five years' worth.

 

[Tewligan]

I say: Pudding. See how much pudding you can buy for $50.

"We had the $50, we had to get the pudding! Aaaaaw, yeah!"

Spend it on porn. That's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[der_kluge]

Drew, you share the birthday with my daughter. Or rather, considering that she turned 2, she shares your birthday. You could follow her, and get lots of Little People toys! And she got this groovy little bubble gun. It's a gun with a fan in it, and instead of a barrel, it has 3 little bubble circles. You dip it in soap, and pull the trigger, and it shoots out all these bubbles. My daughter freaked out over it, and totally didn't want me to stop. Now she asks for bubbles all the time. I told my wife that we may have to invest in a bubble machine.

 

[Jdvn1]

Drew, you share the birthday with my daughter. Or rather, considering that she turned 2, she shares your birthday. You could follow her, and get lots of Little People toys! And she got this groovy little bubble gun. It's a gun with a fan in it, and instead of a barrel, it has 3 little bubble circles. You dip it in soap, and pull the trigger, and it shoots out all these bubbles. My daughter freaked out over it, and totally didn't want me to stop. Now she asks for bubbles all the time. I told my wife that we may have to invest in a bubble machine.

That's darn cute.

But not foolish. Depends on what you're going for, I suppose.

 

[ph34r]

Spend it on porn. That's the gift that keeps on giving.

Sage advice.

 

[Angcuru]

Buy a metric ton of oatmeal.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Buy fifty sodas from a vending machine.