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<blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 6686560" data-attributes="member: 19675"><p>Hero 1: "Anything you can kill, I can kill more of!</p><p>I can slay anything better than you!"</p><p>Hero 2: "No you can't"</p><p>Hero 1:"Yes I can!</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: Any bow you can pull, I can pull harder!</p><p>......In archery, I'm greater than you</p><p>Hero 1: No, you're not</p><p>Hero 2: Yes, I am</p><p>Hero 1: No, you're not</p><p>Hero 2: Yes, I am</p><p>Hero 1: No, you're not</p><p>Hero 2: Yes, I am, yes I am</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: I can slay a dragon with a single arrow</p><p>Hero 1: I can slay a dragon with only the bow</p><p>Hero 2: I can live on bread and cheese</p><p>Hero 1: And only on that?</p><p>Hero 2: Yes</p><p>Hero 1: So can a rat</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: Any keep you can breach I can breach faster</p><p>Hero 1: I can breach any keep faster than you</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: Anything you can bend I can bend farther</p><p>Hero 1: I can bend anything farther than you</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker</p><p>Hero 1: I can do it quicker and get even sicker</p><p>Hero 2: I can open any safe</p><p>Hero 1: Without being caught?</p><p>Hero 2: Sure</p><p>Hero 1: That's what I thought (you crook)</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: Any weight you can hold I can hold longer</p><p>Hero 1: I can hold any weight longer than you</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't - Oh! You can!</p><p></p><p>Hero 1: Armor that you can wear I can wear better</p><p>......Dressed in your armor I'd look better than you</p><p>Hero 2: In my coif</p><p>Hero 1: In your mail</p><p>Hero 2: In my greaves</p><p>Hero 1: In your helm</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: I can jump a hurdle</p><p>Hero 1: I can wear a girdle</p><p>Hero 2: I look great in leather</p><p>Hero 1: I can fill it better</p><p>Hero 2: I can do most anything</p><p>Hero 1: Can you bake a pie?</p><p>Hero 2: No</p><p>Hero 1: Neither can I</p><p></p><p>Hero 2: Any sword you can swing I can swing faster</p><p>Hero 1: I can swing any sword faster than you</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Oh, yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't </p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't, can't, can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can, can, can, can</p><p>Hero 2: No, you can't</p><p>Hero 1: Yes, I can.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dannyalcatraz, post: 6686560, member: 19675"] Hero 1: "Anything you can kill, I can kill more of! I can slay anything better than you!" Hero 2: "No you can't" Hero 1:"Yes I can! Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can Hero 2: Any bow you can pull, I can pull harder! ......In archery, I'm greater than you Hero 1: No, you're not Hero 2: Yes, I am Hero 1: No, you're not Hero 2: Yes, I am Hero 1: No, you're not Hero 2: Yes, I am, yes I am Hero 2: I can slay a dragon with a single arrow Hero 1: I can slay a dragon with only the bow Hero 2: I can live on bread and cheese Hero 1: And only on that? Hero 2: Yes Hero 1: So can a rat Hero 2: Any keep you can breach I can breach faster Hero 1: I can breach any keep faster than you Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: Anything you can bend I can bend farther Hero 1: I can bend anything farther than you Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can Hero 2: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker Hero 1: I can do it quicker and get even sicker Hero 2: I can open any safe Hero 1: Without being caught? Hero 2: Sure Hero 1: That's what I thought (you crook) Hero 2: Any weight you can hold I can hold longer Hero 1: I can hold any weight longer than you Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't - Oh! You can! Hero 1: Armor that you can wear I can wear better ......Dressed in your armor I'd look better than you Hero 2: In my coif Hero 1: In your mail Hero 2: In my greaves Hero 1: In your helm Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can, yes, I can Hero 2: I can jump a hurdle Hero 1: I can wear a girdle Hero 2: I look great in leather Hero 1: I can fill it better Hero 2: I can do most anything Hero 1: Can you bake a pie? Hero 2: No Hero 1: Neither can I Hero 2: Any sword you can swing I can swing faster Hero 1: I can swing any sword faster than you Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Oh, yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can Hero 2: No, you can't, can't, can't Hero 1: Yes, I can, can, can, can Hero 2: No, you can't Hero 1: Yes, I can. [/QUOTE]
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