$50,000.00: I'm in an odd position. According to Federal law I can only have $2,000.00 in liquid assets. That is, savings. I have to dispose of the rest of it. so..
Pay off debts. Get a new Macintosh (a dual processor G5 with all the accessories would be nice). A new TV, new stereo, new furniture. A rebuilt kitchen would be nice. As would a redone bathroom. Plus books, CDs, DVDs and cable internet.
And get a publishing biz going. PDF of course.
$25,000,000.00: With this amount of money I most certainly wouldn't be eligible for SSI, so...
Pay off debts. Get a new apartment. Equip said apartment to the max. Set up an annuity of $50,000.00 (adjusted for inflation). Invest in bearer bonds and mutual funds. And a publishing house of course.
$1,000,000,000.00: Let's get outrageous. What would you do with a billion? I would...
Step One: Build the city of San Diego a new library. A private, fee based library with tons of neat stuff. In a multi-use building with ground floor businesses, apartments, and child care. Covering four city blocks and rising up about 20 stories. Tons of parking too. The library would have its own publishing arm, and I would have a private apartment in the physical plant.
Step Two: Find a sasquatch.