What would you say to Orlando Bloom?


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I'd probably say 'Morning' Or 'Hey'...or even 'Alright'. Mainly cos I'm not a big fan of his, and he probably gets it all the time. Of course there are people who I might spazz over, but I'd hope I would just stop them and try and chat if I felt the need. Not run over to them screaming! :lol:
 



I'd say "Hey Orlando. Do you ever find that strange? If you were any other ordinary person, I would have just said "Hello" or "Good Morning". But the fact that I recognize you and know your name, and you don't even know me, that's got to be weird. I am sure you're used to it by now though, huh? Look at me, I'm babbling. Oh, look at that cute little dog, he just shat on the ground. I guess celebrities have to pick up dog poo too. What's that? You'll give me $1,000 if I pick it up for you? Deal! Hey, who said I can't be bought, right? Heh. Hey, can you just sign that thousand dollar bill, my friends are not going to beleive this. Alright, well it was nice chatting with you. Take care, and can't wait to see Pirates of the Carribean 3"
 

"Hey Orlando, where do you buy these bullet-proof shirts that don't get ripped to pieces every 5 minutes by rabid female fans?"
 



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