What's the Kewlest Combo Possible?

[Umbran]

Sharktopus on a jet ski.

 

[FoxWander]

A catgirl version of River Tam (so she's a psionic/ninja) dual-wielding twin flaming/shocking burst vorpal scimitars of throwing and returning carrying a plaid (as in- beyond ludicrous) bag of tricks so she can hurl mini-gun-wielding-t-rexes, mutant-flying-monkeys, half-dragon-half-vorpalbunny-trarrasques, sharktopi (who don't need qualifiers to be awesome!), and mother-frakkin-snakes at her enemies while she kicks everyone's @$$ and kills you with her brain!

 

[NMcCoy]

Telepathic ninja firepenguins.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Peanut butter & chocolate.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ice-cream & cake!

 

[Camelot]

Half-orc bard with a lute!

LALALALARALA, LARALA, LAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[jonesy]

Me and my shadow
We're closer than two heads on an ettin
We're closer than lust for power and magic
Strolling down the dungeon
Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than guardsmen or bloodhounds to thieves
Me and my shadow