What's the Kewlest Combo Possible?

[Nifft]

A multiclass Ninja / Pirate, who is a zombie made from a dinosaur, but with some robotic augmentations. He has a bio-engineered mutant flying henchmonkey who spits acid, fire and lightning.

Cheers, -- N

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

A half-Halfling, half-Half-giant Ftr/Rog specialized in the hand-and-a-half sword who makes his living as a bodyguard to halfwits (whom he rips off half the time).

 

[Hella_Tellah]

A half-Halfling, half-Half-giant Ftr/Rog specialized in the hand-and-a-half sword who makes his living as a bodyguard to halfwits (whom he rips off half the time).

He has but one weakness:

The quarterstaff.

 

[Richards]

...And insists on being paid in pieces of eight.

Johnathan

 

[olshanski]

A lizardman, who wields a dire flail with its tail.
The flail is made from the antannae of a flail snail.

So its a scaled tail weilding a flail snail flail.

 

[TarionzCousin]

A multiclass Ninja / Pirate, who is a zombie made from a dinosaur, but with some robotic augmentations. He has a bio-engineered mutant flying henchmonkey who spits acid, fire and lightning.

My 2e Evil Genius wizard has a bio-engineered mutant flying henchmonkey who spits acid, fire and lightning. What a coincidence!

 

[Diamond Cross]

Jessica Alba.
Michelle Trachtenberg.
Lexa Doig
Halle Berry

 

[AdmundfortGeographer]

AD&D 2nd ed: Sewer-dwelling young tortle priest with the fighting monk kit.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

AD&D 2nd ed: Sewer-dwelling young tortle priest with the fighting monk kit.

Not a tortle...a Kappa!

 

[Doug McCrae]

Broosli: A dragonborn Monk/Druid/Paladin whose animal companion is a small pteranodon and whose mount is a T Rex...with a harness on it's head for mounting twin staves of power.

Take the kewlest thing in the thread then add 'riding a T-Rex' or 'on fire' or 'in Hell' or 'in outer space' or 'wielding a minigun' or 'has a catgirl girlfriend' or 'walking slowly away from an explosion' or 'while Ride of the Valkyries plays' or all of the above.

Ninja. Pretty kewl right? Ninja cyborg with twin katanas. Kewler. Ninja cyborg on fire wielding twin katanas and a minigun while riding a T-Rex thru outer space in Hell slowly away from an explosion with his catgirl girlfriend riding shotgun while Ride of the Valkyries plays? I'd like to see anyone top that.

Hmm. Maybe riding a motorbike thru space would be kewler than riding a T-Rex.

EDIT: I can see I've misunderstood the thread! Make him a warforged instead of a cyborg and give him a repeating x-bow instead of a minigun. And a spelljammer ship. Shaped like a giant skull. He keeps his T-Rex in the hold. And make him a vampire as well as a warforged. A half-vampire, half-warforged, half-demon ninja/necromancer. And his name's Caleb Doom. While Ride of the Valkyries plays, etc.