What's the wildest D&D story you've ever heard?

[Dannyalcatraz]

In mine, yes...but then again, it was immune to backstabbing anyway.

 

[Stormonu]

I hit my first brainwall back in the early 80's. A new player wanted to join our merry game. When asked about this character, he had 25's in all stats (from wishes, of course) and had Thor's hammer - after having killed Thor by casting Crystalbrittle* on the god, he failed the save with a 1 and had been pushed off the nearest cliff. Top it all off, the character was a 9th level fighter.



*Crystalbrittle only affects items, making them "as brittle as crystal"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I hit my first brainwall back in the early 80's. A new player wanted to join our merry game. When asked about this character, he had 25's in all stats (from wishes, of course) and had Thor's hammer - after having killed Thor by casting Crystalbrittle* on the god, he failed the save with a 1 and had been pushed off the nearest cliff. Top it all off, the character was a 9th level fighter.



*Crystalbrittle only affects items, making them "as brittle as crystal"

Buh...ummm...errrRrrr...

*BLORRTblhurglegurfle*

I think my brain just blew a lobe.

 

[Richards]

I think my brain just blew a lobe.

Hey, what your brain does on its own time is none of our business....

Johnathan

 

[MoxieFu]

Maybe those guys referring to Demigorgons were actually talking about Demi Moores?

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

Maybe those guys referring to Demigorgons were actually talking about Demi Moores?

Hmn... Ever since Tomb Raider came out we've referred to Angelina Jolie as "Angelina and the Twins".

 

[megamania]

RIFTS

Heard about a DM that allowed someone to play a cyborg dragon. After reliezing his mistake, the DM tried endlessly to destroy the PC and couldn't.

 

[megamania]

I was asked also asked to play DnD about 5 years before I started. They were playing marvel Super Heroes. When it was about Thor raping She-hulk I left. I never thought I would try Role Playing games after that.


Stupid teenage years....