Whats the worst you've ever read? Scifi/Fanstasy

Andre said:
These aren't the worst I've ever read, but they're pretty bad:

Robert Asprin's Time Scout books.

Ah.

My local Borders has books two and three, I think, but not book one. I haven't been interested enough to order it, but I've always thought that if the first one ever shows up on the shelf, I'll buy it and take a look...

Now I'm not so sure :)

-Hyp.
 

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Fast Learner said:
Don't be shocked, no one read them. Be shocked that you read them. ;)
I read them. The first one, I thought, had some promise, even if it did kill off Madmartigan and had very little semblance to the movie. The biggest problem was that Claremont couldn't write worth crap. Entire passages would pass and I'd have no idea what had just happened.

The second one was much worse. It was just as poorly written and it was boring too! Yowzers!
 

Hypersmurf said:
Ah.

My local Borders has books two and three, I think, but not book one. I haven't been interested enough to order it, but I've always thought that if the first one ever shows up on the shelf, I'll buy it and take a look...

Now I'm not so sure :)

-Hyp.

I've been a fan of Asprin's stuff since I first read Another Fine Myth in 1981. That said, his writing just hasn't been the same since he and Lynn Abbey split. The first Time Scout book had some interesting ideas, but I hated what happened to one of the main characters, and the ending was absurd. I tried to read the second book and gave up about half-way through.

If you want to read some excellent Asprin, try the Myth books through Sweet Myth-ery of Life and Bug Wars (one of my all-time favorites)
 

Cthulhudrew said:
One more that I just thought of- Timeline. Terrible story, with terrible characters. The absolute worst part of it is that the entire story is based on a premise that the story itself invalidates as a possibility within the first couple of chapters. I love some of Crichton's work (Jurassic Park, Rising Sun, Disclosure, Airframe), but he really dropped the ball on this one.
I have to agree with this one. Crichton has done some great reads but this ain't one of 'em!
 

Hmmmm....anything by Mercedes Lackey. I especially hate Arrows of the Queen, Mage-Storm Trilogy, and...oh what can I say, every book I picked up pretty much reeked.

I really tried to like the Valdemar novels but I often found I cared very little for the characters.

I came very close to enjoying the Last Herald Mage. I started to relate to Vanyel but something happened somewhere along the way and I simply stopped caring for him. I think I realized he was nothing more than another thinly veiled stereotype.
 
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All the writers on my 'bad' list share a common trait: they have a complete inability to show how people actually socialize and interact. Not that I'm looking for indepth character development, but I need the characters to be real enough that they don't distract me from the story on which I'm trying to focus.

Having said that, here are the writers I find unreadable:

Robert Jordan
I was actually into the first few books, but the one-dimensional characters and his failure to advance the plotline have really turned me off this series.

David Eddings
I honestly don't know what people see in this writer. I find the characters silly, the world crudely defined, and the plots simplistic.

Terry Goodkind
The worst of the worst.. simplistic plot.. characterization is so immature, and the efforts at a 'love story' are so fumbling, it left me wondering if I was reading the efforts of a precocious twelve year old.

Dennis L. McKiernan
That Iron Tower Trilogy was.. wow.. I don't know where to begin.


Writers I like:

Stephen R. Donaldson
Hey, I loved the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.. despite the fact that the character was impossible to like.

George R.R. Martin
Gritty and interesting characters.

David Gemmell
The stories are somewhat repetitive though.

Steven Eriksson
The most enjoyable epic fantasy I've read. The depth of the world is breathtaking.

Gene Wolfe
Awesome stuff, but a difficult read. Latro in the Mists was particularly enjoyable.

Michael Moorcock
Although his more recent stuff is pretty weak. The original Elric saga is phenomenal.

C.J. Cherryh
Sometimes. That Well of Shiuan series was good, and I like a lot of her sci-fi.

Isaac Asimov
The writing is pedestrian, but I like most of the stories.
 

Fast Learner said:
Don't be shocked, no one read them. Be shocked that you read them. ;)

I read them ... I got thru the second book, but the third one almost gave me migraines ... but I finished, cuz I can be stubborn like that.
 

I think the title was The New Rebellion; it was a Star Wars novel in which they had a mysterious masked villain named Kruger or something. Through the whole novel they kept trying to figure out who he was, and when he was finally unmasked they found out it was...













Spoilers...














Dolph!
Who?
Yeah, some guy they just made up. Worst mystery ever...
 

I barely read fiction anymore, so I guess I've missed out on a lot of the worst of it. And even mediocre stuff; I tend to drop lately. Here's some truly atrocious stuff I've read in my day, though.

Lord Foul's Bane -- I actually read the next book in the series too, The Illearth War but like many have said here, I couldn't get past the absolutely tedious main character, or the plain boringness that is The Land. Blah.

Rose Estes Greyhawk books -- quite possibly the worst fiction ever written by an actual adult.

Wizard's First Rule -- dropped this one halfway through. Horrible characters, horrible plot, horrible dialogue, horrible premise.

Robert Jordan -- I actually liked the first few books of the Wheel of Time series, but I have completely given up on them lately. I was also turned off by the way he wrote his books; the climaxes came too soon and were over in a confusion of just a few paragraphs. Every time, I kinda wondered what exactly had just happened.

R. A. Salvatore -- OK, I guess he's not really that bad, but talk about over-rated. The first three Icewind Dale books by him were OK, everything else I've tried to read of his I've put down in disgust. I actually perservered and finished the first book of the Cleric Quintet, or whatever it was called, but it certainly didn't inspire me to pick up the second book.

Terry Brooks -- when I was a kid, I read the Sword of Shannara and I remember thinking it was OK. Somehow, though, I haven't been able to either reread that, or read any of his other books without my attention wandering in the first few pages. They absolutely do not hook me.

David Eddings -- I still think the original Belgariad series isn't bad. The problem is, that's the only plot he has, so he keeps recycling it over and over. The "witty banter" gets old too, and really breaks the mood more often than not. And the racial stereotypes are just plain annoying.

I actually only ever read the first Gor book Tarnsman of Gor, but I didn't think it was that bad. I was pretty young at the time, and it just felt like another Edgar Rice Burroughs type of thing though; maybe he gets worse as the series progresses. In fact, I've heard that specifically. I'd actually like someone to write some more of that exotic, barbaric and swashbuckling "planetary romance" variety of sword and sorcery, but without the domination and submission nonsense. I could get into that.
 

So many bad books, so little time to name them all....

Well, I'll second the nominations of:

A) Dennis McKiernan: Just bad. Not much more to say on that.
B) Robert Jordan: Friendly note, Rob? Finish one series before you start the prequel. (Oh, and you suck EVEN MORE, because "A New Spring" first appeared in the "Legends" anthology, and THEN you decide to EXPAND the whole thing? WHAT-EVER!) I'm -so- done with the whole WoT series.
C) Terry Godkind. See above.
D) RA Salvatore: nmot a terrible writer, exactly, (the "Cleric Quintet" didn't really bother me) but I'm -so- sick of hearing abotu "Drizzt" this and "Menzonerranzan" that. And if one more player I know opts to make a drow ranger who wields two scimitars, I will not be held responsible for my actions. (Not even gonna talk about the little twerp who came to my door in full Drizzt regalia for Halloween!)

And, I'll add someone to the list:
Whatever crappy author wrote the crappy series that had "The Fifth Sorceress" and "The Gates of Dawn" in it. So mind-blowingly bad, I've blocked both and the author and the series from my mind in protest.
 
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