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Whats your Cyborg name?

Humanoid Optimized for Nocturnal Gratification: roflolol, as kids say nowadays.

I was a Galactic Exploration Zombie last time I saw such a program.

It hasn't changed.
 

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G.N.A.R.L.O.:
General
Networked
Android
Responsible for
Logical
Observation

If that doesn't scream "fated to be a moderator," I don't know what does.

*sits back and waits to learn the secret handshake and get the key to the washroom*
 

Cybernetic
Transforming
Humanoid
Used for
Logical
Harm and
Ultimate
Sabotage

Lifelike
Intelligent
Being
Responsible for
Accurate
Repair and
Intensive
Accurate
Nullification
 

I'll save the space and just Post the acronym it gave me:

Humanoid
Engineered for
Nocturnal
Repair and
Yelling

That's funny, my wife just said the same thing yesterday...
 

I thought I'd post my name here, my real name sucks some, so I won't post it ;)

governor2k3-FERRET.jpg
 



N.A.R.L.E.T.H.: Networked Artificial Replicant Limited to Exploration and Terran Harm
D.R.I.D.E.R.: Digital Robotic Individual Designed for Exploration and Repair
or
S.P.I.D.E.R.T.R.A.G.: Synthetic Positronic Individual Designed for Exploration/Replicant Trained for Repair and Accurate Gratification

well, dang, I'm apparently supposed to be an explorer---boldly going where no bug has before-----
 

Funny:
G.O.O.G.L.E.: General Organism Optimized for Gratification and Logical Exploration
E.B.A.Y.: Electronic Being Assembled for Yelling
M.I.C.R.O.S.O.F.T.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Responsible for Online Sabotage and Online Forbidden Troubleshooting
K.E.R.N.E.L.O.R.G.: Kinetic Electronic Replicant Normally for Efficient Learning and Online Rational Gratification

It's more accurate than one could think.
 


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