BroccoliRage
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Each game i run starts off with "submitted for your approval".. and ends with "stay tuned, true beleivers..."
i have a notebook full of npc's and one i like in particular is a ranger based on steve irwin the croc hunter, who instead of avoiding dangerous animals he's spotted goes up and antagonizes them. he often acts as a forest or jungle guide.
in T'lan Republic, a society i based off of rome, there is a festival in which they bveat the hell out of the city watch, chase them out of town, then bring them back in a get them drunk, reenacting a revolution in tlan's history.
My dwarves are nordic, my elves are very secretive, my desert people are wise, my halflings tend to be irish. my orcs arent typical stupid bastards, they are highly organized, very skilled in tactics, and have their own empire with a rigid caste system.
i have a goblin who keeps harassing my dwarven PC after a failed goblin raid. typically a rock gets thrown and hits the dwarf and the dwarf begins shouting curses, all of which receive replies like "thats what she said! Whooooo!"
one time i had a palladdin who always shined his armor. eventually acrow kept flying overhead and shrieked "look out below!" or "bombs away!" and then, splat! pointless polishing. when the palladdin got fed up and began killing off the crows he was confronted (at about crow #130) by a ranger who had been raising talking crows and wondering why he couldnt find them...
i have a notebook full of npc's and one i like in particular is a ranger based on steve irwin the croc hunter, who instead of avoiding dangerous animals he's spotted goes up and antagonizes them. he often acts as a forest or jungle guide.
in T'lan Republic, a society i based off of rome, there is a festival in which they bveat the hell out of the city watch, chase them out of town, then bring them back in a get them drunk, reenacting a revolution in tlan's history.
My dwarves are nordic, my elves are very secretive, my desert people are wise, my halflings tend to be irish. my orcs arent typical stupid bastards, they are highly organized, very skilled in tactics, and have their own empire with a rigid caste system.
i have a goblin who keeps harassing my dwarven PC after a failed goblin raid. typically a rock gets thrown and hits the dwarf and the dwarf begins shouting curses, all of which receive replies like "thats what she said! Whooooo!"
one time i had a palladdin who always shined his armor. eventually acrow kept flying overhead and shrieked "look out below!" or "bombs away!" and then, splat! pointless polishing. when the palladdin got fed up and began killing off the crows he was confronted (at about crow #130) by a ranger who had been raising talking crows and wondering why he couldnt find them...
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