Where did all the drow go?

[Dannyalcatraz]

DRIDER LOVE

I’ve been huntin‘ all night my hand’s wet on my steel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
And my baby calls that she needs me here
It’s half past four and I’m hauling rear

When she gets lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable comin‘ in from above
We don’t need to talk at all

We got a thing that’s called drider love
We got a web in the air

Drider Love

I'm whistlin‘ some forgotten song
A dark sidhe coming on strong
Her web has got me hypnotized
And I’m spinning into a new sunrise

When I get lonely and I’m sure I’ve had enough
She sends her cable coming in from above
We don’t need a parchment at all

We got a thing that’s called drider love
We got a web in the air

Drider Love

 

[SoulsFury]

I have been DMing and playing table top and PBP games for about 14 years. I have never once had a player want to play a drow, nor have I ever used drow in my campaigns. I guess I should consider myself lucky. Then again, elves do not have to be good aligned in my campaigns, so I guess that eliminates the need for drow anyway.

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Grrr, I just lost a post for a filk of Dreamcatcher Lullaby when my word processor crashed. (My fault - I had a maintenance program cleaning files in the background.)

The one that has the chorus:
There's a web like a spider's web
Made of silver light and shadows
Spun by the moon in my room at night
It's a web made to catch a dream
Hold it tight 'til I awaken
As if to tell me my dream is all right

Kind of a lost song, these days.

The Auld Grump

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

SUPER SNEAK

He's a very sneaky Drow
The kind you don't take home to mother
He will never let your spirits down
Once you get him off the street, ow ow

He likes the blades in his hand
Scimitars his all-time favorite
When he make his move in your room it's the right time
He's very hard to see

That drow is pretty wild now
The drow's a super sneak
The kind of drow you hear about
In the seedy tavern scene
That drow is pretty slinky
The drow's a super sneak

I'd really love to duel him
The next time that we meet
He's all right, he's like night
That drow's outta sight to me, yeah
He's a super freak, super sneak
He's super-sneaky, yow
Super freak, super sneak

He's a very special drow
The kind of rogue you want to know
From his head down to his daggers
Out to his ears, yeah
And he'll wait for you at backstage with some poison
on his scimitars.

Going back Goblintown
Three's not a crowd to him, he says
"Behind the corner I'll be waiting"
When I get there he's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene


The driders sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super sneak
That drow's a super sneak
Ohhhhh
He's a very sneaky Drow
The kind you don't take home to mother
He will never let your spirits down
Once you get him off the street, ow ow

Blow, Danny!

 

[Endur]

Has anybody here seen my old friend Drizzt?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
You know, I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Bruenor?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen my old friend Wulfgar?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He freed a lot of people,
But it seems the good they die young.
I just looked 'round and he's gone.

Didn't you love the things that they stood for?
Didn't they try to find some good for you and me?
And we'll be free
Some day soon, and it's a-gonna be one day ...

Anybody here seen my old friend Catti-brie?
Can you tell me where she's gone?
I thought I saw her walkin' up over the hill,
With Drizzt, Bruenor and Wulfgar.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Here come the Drow!
Here come the Drow!

The Underdark explodes, scattering like rogues
You will drop the gold like crippled men as you fall on the High Road
With the sure shot, sure to make the bodies drop
Run and don't tary no, don't wander don't stop
Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' the thirst of the demon Lolth
That hard-charging drider host
That rotten sore from the depths of mother earth gets bigger
The triggers cold- Empty ya purse!

They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts

Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
They stalk the darkness from the rubble that used to be a emerald mine
up to the town cemetery now
What we don't know keeps the shadows alive, unhallowed
They don't gotta slay us all to keep us harrowed
deadly shadows kill so quick with a jolt
They gather round your family with their crossbow full of bolts


They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts
They gather round your family with their crossbows full of bolts

Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!
Drow on a raid!

 

[Krensky]

Heh, I was describing a local Goth hangout - why 'Hello Kitty' is in any way associated with Goths... I have no idea.

The Auld Grump

I would have figured Badtz-Maru myself.

 

[haakon1]

They're probably in Jersey. Bridge and tunnel types, for sure.

 

[Maro]

I'm still waiting for Drowhemian Rhapsody.

 

[MoxieFu]

I'm still waiting for Drowhemian Rhapsody.

Or "You're My Best Fiend".