Where did all the drow go?

[Dannyalcatraz]

QUEEN OF THE DEMONWEB PITS
Drowhemian Rhapsody
This is the dark life.
This is no fantasy.
Caught on a Drow raid
Can't escape my reality
Open my eyes
Look up to night skies and see
I'm just a poor Drow (Poor Drow)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Captain...I killed a man
Put a blade against his vein
Gentle pressure, let it drain
Captain, night had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Captain, I
Know I cannot make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on- you know nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the sun
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[Guitar Solo]

I put my poisoned steel stiletto in a man
Agony, Agony, as he did the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Drizzt Do'Urden) Drizzt Do'Urden (Drizzt Do'Urden) Drizzt Do'Urden, Drizzt Do'Urden wouldn't know
My killing blow-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor Drow nobody loves me
He's just a poor Drow from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Lolth-lover! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Lolth-lover! We will not let you go
Let him go
Lolth-lover! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Eilistraee, Eilistraee) Eilistraee, let me go
The Spider-Queen has a demon put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can bind me and leave me to die
Oh, humans, can't do this to me, humans
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

 

[Dice4Hire]

I think all the Drow have left the building by now.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

This thread needs more drowbell...

 

[Incenjucar]

Back to the topic, as many know, there is now going to be a board game "The Legend of Drizzt." Should be plenty of drow inside.

 

[Dice4Hire]

Back to the topic, as many know, there is now going to be a board game "The Legend of Drizzt." Should be plenty of drow inside.

By what logic?

 

[Thunderfoot]

This thread needs more drowbell...

I just spit milk on my computer screen....

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I win!

(It's not comedy until someone's plumbing malfunctions.)

 

[Thunderfoot]

I thought they were in the PHB now....

They're in the Pee-Hub Now (with many many apologies to Johnny Cash)
There’s this drow by the name of Drizz’t
The players thought he was the Shiz-nit
They all wanted to play drow in the realms
But I found out last Monday
That WotC changed things on Sunday
They've found a way to get books to fly off the shelves
They’re in the Pee-Hub (PHB) now. They're in the Pee-Hub now
They aren’t monsters anymore, they’re the race the PC’s all adore.
They’re in the Pee-Hub now

My eyes they’ve gone all teary
My mood is less than cheery
‘Cause every time we start a new campaign
I just know what’s a comin’
When those dice they start a thrumin’
Cause every time the results are all the same
They’re in the Pee-Hub now. They're in the Pee-Hub now
I think I’ll blast up to the stars, if I see another dual wield scimitars
They’re in the Pee-Hub now

So elves they just won’t do it
The gnomes well they just blew it
And even dragonborn look kind of trite
Cause since the rules been changed
All my players have deranged
Into a group of Do Urden look-a-likes.
They’re in the Pee-Hub now. They're in the Pee-Hub now
I’m so mad I start to froth, I guess I should be glad they don’t worship Lloth
‘Cause they’re in the Pee-Hub now

 

[karlindel]

I NEED A BAD DROW

Where have the evil Drow gone,
And where is their god Lolth?
Where's the streetwise Jarlaxle
To fight the rising odds?

Isn't there a black knight upon a lizard steed,
Late at night I toss and I turn and dream of what I need

I need a bad drow
I'm holding out for a bad drow 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be skilled,
And he's gotta be fast,
And he's gotta be ready to fight

I need a bad drow
I'm holding out for a bad drow 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me

Racing on his lizard and rising with the moon
It's gonna take an evil drow to kill them in their sleep.

Down where the caverns meet the deep Underdark
Down where the aboleths rule the seas
I would swear that there's some Drow somewhere
Watching me

Through the dark and the cold and the blood
And the pain and the fear
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood
Like a fire in my blood

I need a bad drow
I'm holding out for a bad drow 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life.

He's gotta be skilled
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be ready to fight.
I need a bad drow. . .

 

[Steel_Wind]

Second Darkness wasn't that long ago. (Vol 6 was February 2009.)