Which celebrity would be your ideal RPG author?

[saskganesh]

A Lindsay Lohann or Charlie Sheen LARP would be fascinating cultural trainwrecks.

 

[Zelligars Apprentice]

I would give my towel away to read an RPG written by the late, great Douglas Adams.

I also second the Joss Whedon vote.

 

[Shemeska]

Aliens RPG by James Cameron

Any sort of horror/fantasy campaign by Clark Ashton Smith

My Little Pony RPG by Lauren Faust (don't hate me, I like the new show and I blame 4chan for that)

A Shadowrun module written by Vladimir Putin

 

[Hungry Like The Wolf]

I'd like to throw:

Iiro Kuttner
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Clark Ashton Smith
Tetsuya Nomura
Mike Mingola

Into a room and see what weird, alienating and surreal project they'd produce.

 

[jonesy]

Kafka.

 

[nedjer]

Astonishing, all these posts and not a mention for Paris Hilton? Not to mention Britney's much overlooked masterpiece Crossroads.

If I was looking for some kind of no-talent hack, maybe Francis Ford Coppolla or Tarantino when he's got his Pulp Fiction/ Kill Bill 2 functionality plugged in.

 

[Super Pony]

Game System - United States Internal Revenue Service
Campaign Setting - Philippa Boyens
Adventure Material - Guy Ritchie (minus the awful Madonna years)

 

[Steel_Wind]

I'd like to see an RPG from the top-notch character actors. What makes an NPC tick?

I think Michael Caine, Gene Hackman, Kevin Bacon and Anthony Hopkins would be able to give us those answers better than anybody.

In terms of ass-kicking adventure design that was fun to play? Well, I don't know if his design skills would necessarily be up to it (though he does love CRPGs), but Robin Williams would be the Greatest. DM. Evar.

 

[Crazy Jerome]

In terms of ass-kicking adventure design that was fun to play? Well, I don't know if his design skills would necessarily be up to it (though he does love CRPGs), but Robin Williams would be the Greatest. DM. Evar.

Steve Martin as DM, Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy as players. If we can go with those no longer with us, Gilda Radner in the role of sly player constantly undercutting Williams and Murphy.

Celebrities writing a game? I bet Jim Belushi could do a fair job, if he set his mind to it.

 

[jonesy]

In terms of ass-kicking adventure design that was fun to play? Well, I don't know if his design skills would necessarily be up to it (though he does love CRPGs), but Robin Williams would be the Greatest. DM. Evar.

Dude, he already is. It's too bad that he only plays at charities and home.