Which ENWorlder Would You Want to Meet?

[lurkinglidda]

If I could only choose one person it would be MerricB.

Truth be told, I'd really like to meet anyone who didn't want to kick me in the junk.

 

[Piratecat]

Truth be told, I'd really like to meet anyone who didn't want to kick me in the junk.

Man, some people are so needy.

Actually, LL, there's a huge preponderance of people here who don't want to kick you in the junk. It's good to have you.

 

[Jdvn1]

Actually, LL, there's a huge preponderance of people here who don't want to kick you in the junk.

I, on the other hand, have to worry.

 

[Desdichado]

Truth be told, I'd really like to meet anyone who didn't want to kick me in the junk.

I almost forgot for a moment that I was at ENWorld and making snappy comebacks to complete strangers about what else I'd rather do with your junk would probably be wildly inappropriate.

But you can console yourselves with the thought that it would have been really funny.

 

[nerfherder]

I almost forgot for a moment that I was at ENWorld and making snappy comebacks to complete strangers about what else I'd rather do with your junk would probably be wildly inappropriate.

But you can console yourselves with the thought that it would have been really funny.

Not based on your "snappy comebacks" from other sites...

 

[shilsen]

And the list of people I would like to meet for no particular reason: Shilsen, hong, Nail. And whichever one of you is Vin Diesel.

That would be me.

Now excuse me while I go prep for next session.

Not that it takes me any time, of course, since I just look at my books and the monsters climb out, template themselves, write up their own stat blocks, and then die in a quivering mass of terror.

Except Orcus. Who has to get me a strawberry smoothie.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Piratecat: Sometimes I post something horribly offensive just to get him to "moderate" me. <sigh> <flutters eyelids>

BANZ0RR3D!

OMG!!!! I can't get the visuals out of my brain!!!! AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!

 

[Oryan77]

Truth be told, I'd really like to meet anyone who didn't want to kick me in the junk.

It's not that bad really. I wake up every morning and kick myself in the junk just to get prepared for the day someone else kicks me in the junk.

I can't wait to see that look on their faces when they kick me and I just smile back.

 

[Bad Paper]

Step One: Cut a hole in the box

Step Three: Summon a dire elephant to trample the box

 

[MoogleEmpMog]

Too many to list, but the absolute top five standouts would be:

diaglo, to play in hs OD&D game.

Ryan Dancey and Charles Ryan, to talk about the industry.

Charles Rice and Mike Mearls, to talk about game design.