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Who Else Thinks This Chick is Hot?

Is This Chick Hot?

  • YES, she is hot!

    Votes: 246 46.6%
  • NO, she is NOT hot!

    Votes: 66 12.5%
  • DUDE, it's just some art, get a life!

    Votes: 216 40.9%


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Nyaricus said:
That chick is pretty hot, I'd say. Personally, for D&D art, the following picture from Unearthed Arcana has always caught my fancy more than something like the above picture:

[Ny's pic]

Besides, my girl is a redhead, has a sword AND is blasting fire from her fingertips :D

And oddly, they have a strange resemblance, what with the red cape, chainshirt and hair/facial features. Weirdness.

cheers,
--N

Well, if anything, the guy's hot. Until he puts the fire out, anyway. ;)
 

Nifft said:
No love for the strong gal?

"We can do it!"
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She seems to have no love for us. I'm not against tough women, but I'd prefer them not to look like they'd rather kill me than date me. I get that a lot in real life, so I don't need pictures of that kind of woman, too ;) .

Thunderfoot said:
I prefer my dates to have a few more essentials, namely a pulse and respiration.

And a third dimension?

Jeysie said:
Kinda too thin...

...Even if she does look like she ate a few too many berries...

"She's too thin"
"She's too fat"

Someone doesn't like competition! ;) :p
 

Plane Sailing said:
I remember reading DiTerlizzi explaining that when he did the Tiefling picture for the 3e monster manual he consciously wanted to move away from a 'fashion model/superheroine' appearance and instead draw the character with more normal womanly proportions.

The 3e tiefling, not the 3.5e one, eh? I remember the 3e illustration. Seems very apt for the monster in question, which is to say, slightly hot in a slightly evil way. ;)
 

Nifft said:
No love for the strong gal?

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Now, thats a hot chick! ;)
 

Voadam said:
The face is well done, but upon closer inspection the body and particularly the arms are disturbingly thin, especially in comparison to the head proportions, so that negates any hotness IMO and turns into the disturbing arena.

I was thinking something similar, but not quite negative. She's intriguing.

She's oddly curvaceous for being so slender. It suggests a complete lack of muscle tone more than anything. Furthermore, she has a distant, perhaps vulnerable, expression on her face.

At this point, the knight-in-shining-armor part of me that loves a good damsel in distress is busy with the breath freshener, gettin' ready to do some serious savin'.

Then, though, she's wearing armor, has a symbol of Kord, and is rather casually holding a sword. Perhaps she's not in distress after all... she is armed, but seems too timid or unsure to actually use the sword. A sword that is held as if it wasn't something to fear.

So now she's a puzzle. The master-of-many-secrets part of me sees her as an intellectual challenge. Is she a warrior, or an ingenue? Is she a spy, a charlatan, or an innocent?

My knight and mage are in agreement. She's hot. But then... there's the paranoid-sneaky-bastard part of me who takes these incongruous elements, and decides that she's possibly, just possibly, some undesirable combination of traits. Best off avoiding.

So, she has some serious things going for her, but she's sitting in the uncanny valley. I want to know more about her before I get closer. But I wouldn't mind getting closer.
 


Darklone said:
I like well muscled but lean girls with long legs.

For some reason I first read that as "I like well moustached but lean girls with long legs".

And thought, "well, each to his own." :D

/M
 


Voadam said:
The face is well done, but upon closer inspection the body and particularly the arms are disturbingly thin, especially in comparison to the head proportions, so that negates any hotness IMO and turns into the disturbing arena.
Not just thin, but the way the body shape "flows". She is actually an example I might use of the appearance a disguise self spell might give a serpent-man. A normal onlooker sees thin girl. Someone good at spotting notices the measurements are slightly outside of human norms and the torso is almost too sleek.
 

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