Who here _ate_ my book?

[RangerWickett]

I mean, honestly, you really should've bought Of Sound Mind, or Monte's Book of Eldritch Might II. And if you bought that, you probably should've gotten something from Privateer or Green Ronin before you bought mine. Those books are much tastier.

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout
Here's my handle
And here's my spout!

 

[Crothian]

I smell a conspiracy. Maybe we can get those people who found out possible titles of Monte's secret project to look into it.

 

[EricNoah]

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
Tip me over and pour me out!

 

[Umbran]

I'm a little teapot,
Short and stout
Here's my handle
And here's my... other handle?

Aw, nuts! I'm a sugar bowl!

 

[Mark]

I'm a little teapot,
Tall and thin,
Here is my-
And here is-

I'm a vase! I'm a Damned VASE!

 

[Deadguy]

Teapot ECL?

Since you insist on being a Teapot RW, then I have to ask what ECL do you think I am going to set as your Dungeon Master?

Personally, I reckon in return for that Small size, strong natural armour and the ability to do a Steam Attack at will, I must insist on, shall we say ECL 6+1d20?

You can make the roll, but I want to see it in front of me.

 

[MythandLore]

I'm Brian Fellows.

That goat has devil eyes.

I'm Brian Fellows.

"BRIAN FELLOWS' SAFARI PLANET" "BRIAN FELLOWS' SAFARI PLANET"

 

[pennywiz]

I'm a penny! This is to ot!

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

I'm a stien!

And i bought your book, yep I'm the guy!

 

[Lady Dragon]

I'll buy it as soon as it comes out in print.Sorry I can't stand pdf's