"Hi Tel, I'm Gwen Nagel, with the Wynarn University yearbook. I would like to get you to give me quotes about some of your fellow graduates, you know, so we can all look back and laugh later at the reunion, and see what everyone thought of eveyone. Here we go:"
Boromar: Whoevuh named dat warforged had a funny sense of humor! I’s read all about the adventures of Lord ir’Dayne and when I met this Boromar felluh, well, I jus’ bout died. He ain’t as good as the real thing, but I like to think a’ him as a friend a’ mine. After we get out, maybe we’ll go separate ways, but think-a the stories if we go to Xen'Drick or Sarlona: The Adventures of Tel Montayne and his friend Boromar. That’d almos’ be like me getting’ the billin’ over Lord ir’Dayne hisself! Maybe Glaw can come too.
Glaw: A warforged in clothes! Glaw is a funny guy, and I don’t think even he knows it. I guess the time Glaw, me, and Boromar spend together is pretty good, though sometimes Glaw can be a little chatty. I like him though, he never puts on airs…come to think, I ain’t never seen a warforged that done.
Plonk: Plonk certainly is funny. He goes on an' on about how to make everything new and bettuh. Well, last I checked, the world is still here: sure, we don’t have Galifar anymo’, but we’re still livin’, right? I figger we ought not mess with how things is always been done or we might change the over-all state of affairs: I seen how Plonk’s stuff blows up.
Vhir Leraek: Well, I tell yuh, Vhir knows his stuff about fishin’, an huntin’, and all mannuh of wild things. Sometimes though, I see him talking to hisself, and that worries me. He talks funny, but I don’ give him no grief, cause I know how it is to be given greif about where you’re from, and how you talk.
Patruk Sivid: Some damn mage think he’s smarter ‘n me just cause I can’t tell what the big diffrince is ‘tween a normal zombie, and a zombie from Karrnath jus’ by lookin’! I’d like his high-en-mighty-ship to show me the difference ‘tween his head and a hosses rear!
Whisper: To tell ya the truth, that Whispuh? She’s mo’ than a lil’ creepy. I doan think its polite to be wearin’ masks all da’ time or whatevuh that is she wears. It makes me nervous that she could get in my head anytime she wants. Heck…she could maybe BE me. That rubs me wrong.
Teivel ir'Torn: Teival is jus’ the kind of felluh that make Wynarn university as fun as it is for me. I went to some duelin’ club they had, wanted to learn a thing or two, and it seemed it was suppose to be called the kiss Teivel’s chain swinging bum club, cause it seemed that’s all those high-falutin’ better-n-you poufs did the whole time. I do believe I could take’em.
Johan d’Deneith: What’s that? You wanted me to say good things about my fellow classmates? I thought I already took all the difficult tests! Well…at least Johan ain’t stuffy. He still gets uppity and seems aweful sure of hisself. Though, now that I think of it, he ain’t never had an unkind word for me.
Midian Rightson: So, thing is, I like Midian. Sure, his family is rich, and all holy, and they have lands that they have mo’ land than they can hoe themselves, but Midian is alright. He took everything his family wanted and threw them on their ear and went his own way. I respect that.
Kala Moonsight: Well, Kala’s rilly not one to get all uppity, is she? She’s from the Reaches and that’s fine with me. Theys good folk over in the Reaches, know how to treat a person. I reckon this University is no kinder to her than it is to me.