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<blockquote data-quote="Dragonhelm" data-source="post: 4434539" data-attributes="member: 3867"><p>One of the layoff casualties is Gleemax. Here is his story. </p><p></p><p>Despite being physically challenged by not having a body, Gleemax had gone far in the industry. Rising above anti-brain prejudice, he had risen to become a shining example of a Cerebrum American. He had gone so far as to become the spokes-brain of Wizards of the Coast.</p><p></p><p>Then, tragedy struck. He fell in with the wrong crowd. He started taking mind-enhancing drugs. He was nearing bankruptcy and the bank was on the verge of repossessing his brain jar. All the while, he was in denial.</p><p></p><p>"DO NOT BE PERSuADED BY MY ENEMIES INTO THINKINg THAT MY DEMISE IS QUICKly aPPROACHING." (<a href="http://www.gleemax.com/comms/pages/error/error.aspx?aspxerrorpath=/Comms/Login/Default/default.aspx" target="_blank">Source</a>)</p><p></p><p>Gleemax had fallen from the public spotlight. For a while, he was considered as an act for an upcoming amusement park in Roswell, NM. He even had his own show in Branson. When the audience became his thralls, he would regale them with tales of the good old days, when he was a brain of fame. However, the Branson crowd just couldn't get into his unique brand of music, made up of gelatinous noises and electrical impulses. </p><p></p><p>Gleemax now lives in a cozy jar in the Rockies, far away from the public eye. Finally, at peace with his past, he has found God and achieved a sense of serenity.</p><p></p><p>They say that sometimes, when you listen in the Colorado night, you can hear the faint sounds...</p><p></p><p><img src="http://www.gleemax.com/comms/images/avatar_trans.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p><p></p><p>Squibble squibble! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dragonhelm, post: 4434539, member: 3867"] One of the layoff casualties is Gleemax. Here is his story. Despite being physically challenged by not having a body, Gleemax had gone far in the industry. Rising above anti-brain prejudice, he had risen to become a shining example of a Cerebrum American. He had gone so far as to become the spokes-brain of Wizards of the Coast. Then, tragedy struck. He fell in with the wrong crowd. He started taking mind-enhancing drugs. He was nearing bankruptcy and the bank was on the verge of repossessing his brain jar. All the while, he was in denial. "DO NOT BE PERSuADED BY MY ENEMIES INTO THINKINg THAT MY DEMISE IS QUICKly aPPROACHING." ([url=http://www.gleemax.com/comms/pages/error/error.aspx?aspxerrorpath=/Comms/Login/Default/default.aspx]Source[/url]) Gleemax had fallen from the public spotlight. For a while, he was considered as an act for an upcoming amusement park in Roswell, NM. He even had his own show in Branson. When the audience became his thralls, he would regale them with tales of the good old days, when he was a brain of fame. However, the Branson crowd just couldn't get into his unique brand of music, made up of gelatinous noises and electrical impulses. Gleemax now lives in a cozy jar in the Rockies, far away from the public eye. Finally, at peace with his past, he has found God and achieved a sense of serenity. They say that sometimes, when you listen in the Colorado night, you can hear the faint sounds... [img]http://www.gleemax.com/comms/images/avatar_trans.png[/img] Squibble squibble! :D [/QUOTE]
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