I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con.. hmm, I don't think so
I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con.. I don't think so
Going back to Gen Con, stylin, profilin
Growlin, and smilin, while in the sun
The windows are down on the purple van
And it's fly, cause it's sittin on 20s
Chainlink steering wheel, shagged out, custom Gandalf paint
Plush dice air freshener
VRRRROOM engine's blowin, the tail, is smokin'
Passed by all the cars on the way
Movement of the wind, back wheels spin
Pop in a cassette and push play
I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con - yea y'all, I don't think so
I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con.. I don't think so
I'm going back to Gen Con, shakin 'em, bakin 'em
Takin 'em to spots they never before hung
Love the place, the Con- it's a trip
Where the drinks are cold, and some girls got whips
The LARPin's hip, and this girl kept dancin
Prancin, grindin, grinnin, romancin
I asked her to the barn, so we could hit the hay
I wanna do this, Xena, but I don't wanna pay
I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con - no man I don't think so
I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con.. I don't think so...
I'm going back to Gen Con, rising, surprising
Advising realizing, she's sizing me up
Her chainmail - small; heels - tall
She said...she liked...my swagger
She told me "Come by", gave me the eye
and took off her sword & dagger
Now I thought I was fast, but this girl was faster
She's lookin for a real good time
I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise,"
and I ran away with the bottle of wine
I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con.. I don't think so
I'm going back to Gen Con, Gen Con, Gen Con
I'm going back to Gen Con.. I don't think so