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<blockquote data-quote="Festivus" data-source="post: 3522149" data-attributes="member: 34532"><p>And here I was thinking about RPG player health (related to the show us pictures of your group thread) and how there seems to be a large proportion of overweight folks who roll dice.</p><p></p><p>My thoughts:</p><p></p><p>1. Heavier dice. Make dice that weigh at least 5 Lbs. A level 10 Wizard casting fireball will be hefting 50 Lbs.</p><p>2. Wear actual armor... burn calories while playing your game by lifting weight at the same time as you play.</p><p>3. Tie the electrical power for the lights, laptop and any other electrical aids to a stationary excersise bike. The DM can sit here or see below:</p><p>4. Remove all chairs - Everyone always stands at my table once actual combat starts, why not just stand the entire time... in armor. If you want to sit, sit on the excercise bike and power the lights for a while.</p><p>5. Tie experience gains to weight loss... multiply exp by weight lost from last session (huge inspiration if you asked me).</p><p>6. Fire up the grill and make boneless, skinless chicken breast instead of hamburgers, fries, pizza, etc.</p><p>7. Shape tofu like doritos and bake them (they will never know the difference)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Festivus, post: 3522149, member: 34532"] And here I was thinking about RPG player health (related to the show us pictures of your group thread) and how there seems to be a large proportion of overweight folks who roll dice. My thoughts: 1. Heavier dice. Make dice that weigh at least 5 Lbs. A level 10 Wizard casting fireball will be hefting 50 Lbs. 2. Wear actual armor... burn calories while playing your game by lifting weight at the same time as you play. 3. Tie the electrical power for the lights, laptop and any other electrical aids to a stationary excersise bike. The DM can sit here or see below: 4. Remove all chairs - Everyone always stands at my table once actual combat starts, why not just stand the entire time... in armor. If you want to sit, sit on the excercise bike and power the lights for a while. 5. Tie experience gains to weight loss... multiply exp by weight lost from last session (huge inspiration if you asked me). 6. Fire up the grill and make boneless, skinless chicken breast instead of hamburgers, fries, pizza, etc. 7. Shape tofu like doritos and bake them (they will never know the difference) [/QUOTE]
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