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<blockquote data-quote="Stormborn" data-source="post: 3522242" data-attributes="member: 14041">A gym nearby recently changed its name to &quot;Plane Fitness&quot;&nbsp; which got my wife and I thinking about &quot;Planar Fitness&quot;&nbsp; and how you could market a gym to DnD players.You could have work out gear that simulated wearing light, medium, or heavy armor, obstacle courses, martial arts and weapons classes, classes on health gaming snacks, Cardio-Larping, and of course to keep people motivated we would have trainers/recruiters.&nbsp; They come in two types, complete with costume: helpless elf maiden and drow priestess.&nbsp; The elf maidens motivate through positive reinforcement &quot;Oh you are doing so well! Can't you do just one more for little old me? &gt;bats eyes&lt;&quot;&nbsp; while the drow priestesses would motivate through negative reinforcement &quot;You worthless pile of flab!&nbsp; How dare you even cast your eyes upon me!&nbsp; If I do not see 10 more reps I will fley your miserable excuse for a body!&quot;.We figure no need to play to the female customer, males are the target audience.&nbsp; We can just offer a 50% discount to females and that should take care of most of our recruiting.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Stormborn, post: 3522242, member: 14041"] A gym nearby recently changed its name to "Plane Fitness" which got my wife and I thinking about "Planar Fitness" and how you could market a gym to DnD players. You could have work out gear that simulated wearing light, medium, or heavy armor, obstacle courses, martial arts and weapons classes, classes on health gaming snacks, Cardio-Larping, and of course to keep people motivated we would have trainers/recruiters. They come in two types, complete with costume: helpless elf maiden and drow priestess. The elf maidens motivate through positive reinforcement "Oh you are doing so well! Can't you do just one more for little old me? >bats eyes<" while the drow priestesses would motivate through negative reinforcement "You worthless pile of flab! How dare you even cast your eyes upon me! If I do not see 10 more reps I will fley your miserable excuse for a body!". We figure no need to play to the female customer, males are the target audience. We can just offer a 50% discount to females and that should take care of most of our recruiting. [/QUOTE]

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