Why D&D is like pron <joke thread>

[howandwhy99]

Forwarded from a much more serious thread of similar name:

Awesome Topic!

1. Both are a social faux pas to admit to liking in public. "My favorite hobbies include..."

2. Being a big fan of either is a bad idea to bring up on a first date. "What do I do in my free time?"

3. There is a good chance you'll find both stashed in a military footlocker. "Hands off! Meatface!"

4. Both primarily cater to a male audience. "I'm more hardcore than you!"

5. A certain segment of customers are well known to have beards. "The two of us have been together a long time."

6. Everyone remembers the first time they purchased. "I wrapped it in plastic and keep it in my closet. It was falling apart due to overuse."

7. The size of one's collection often brings out a perverse sense of pride. "I'm not saying its' big now, but I've dumped a lot of stuff in the past."

8. Several times a year purveyors often find themselves in crummy hotel rooms. "Shake, Rattle, and Roll!"

9. You can get a whole lot more of it online. "I just found my new favorite website. <hidden link>"

10. Both are vastly improved with other people. "I just snorted Mountain Dew through my nose!"

11. All you really need to get started is an active imagination and plenty of lead in your pencil, but that doesn't stop people from splashing out on loads of gadgets and literature to enhance the experience.

12. Trying out any "interesting" moves in real life generally doesn't go over too well. "Uh, how did this happen? Well, doc, it went like this..."

 

[Nifft]

13. Some people stay with the same game for decades, while others get bored and try new game after new game.

14. It works best with a small, stable group. The larger the group, the harder it becomes to coordinate and meet everyone's needs.

15. Some people think about it waaaaaay more than is healthy.

 

[Diamond Cross]

15. People argue who has the best techniquje.

 

[Stormonu]

16. Nobody does it right the first time

17. It's always more fun to be involved than watch

18. It's not how well you're built, it's how you use it

19. It's better with supplements

20. The best way to learn is not from a book, but from actually getting involved

 

[Edvamp]

21. People not in the industry would love to work in the industry. To those in the industry, it's just a job.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

22. "It's not really like that in the real world."

 

[Umbran]

23. Both have brought about some really horrendous movies.

24. Both had spawned some major magazines that folks claimed they read for the articles.

 

[Achan hiArusa]

25. Parents and school administrators have problems with it when kids get involved.

26. There are entire websites dedicated to it.

27. A lot of people want to make it virtual.

28. Some people just sit around and talk about it. Others dress up and run around to do it.

 

[Nifft]

29. Some people just like the pictures.

30. Some people like the funny voices.

31. Some people want to see spiked chains.

32. Some people demand tentacles.

 

[Mark CMG]

33. If it's lost its sense of wonder, you're probably doing something wrong.