Why D&D is like pron <joke thread>

[Hussar]

34. The older I get, the longer it seems to take to finish anything.

35. Reading it in public gets you some seriously weird looks.

36. Most of the time, it comes shrink wrapped.

37. No matter how old, it's still fun.

 

[Yalius]

38. When you're in the swing of things, it's all good. When you watch the tape of the group later on, you want to die of embarrassment.

 

[Nifft]

37. No matter how old, it's still fun.

39. ... however, the jargon changes rapidly. Products from a different decade usually use different words to mean pretty much the same thing.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

40. The "implements" they use are much larger than in real world.

41. The women are almost all beautiful, but the men are hairy and ugly.

 

[Wik]

(sorry in advance - I have a dirty mind)

42. Websites featuring it seem to always have those "Evony" ads in the banner.

43. It's really hard to do when you're drunk.

44. Solo play is frowned upon... but everybody's done it.

45. "Enlarge" is frequently the best option.

46. After a fourteen hour marathon session, you just want to go home and shower because you feel strangely dirty.

47. There are males who pretend to be women. This is very unfortunate.

48. You don't talk to your mom about it, but you always catch your dad borrowing your books.

49. Two words: "Monkey Grip"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

50) Sticky pages (damn you, soft drinks!)

51) Both often found under beds or in closets

52) Both have specialty stores devoted to them...where men outnumber women 10-1

53) Both are pretty pricey activities, but with astounding freebies to be found online

54) Some of the best stuff is coming from amateurs

55) Both tend to be discovered as a young teen, forging a relationship that can last a lifetime

 

[R-Hero]

56. Its a lot of fun with people your own age, but hard to explain to Grandma.

57. As I get older, they keep changing the rules. (They have small plastic accessories now)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

58) Both are scapegoats and/or strawmen for causing anti-social behavior.

59) In both, your equipment (and how you use it) defines a significant portion of your popularity, and actual acting skill, while a plus, is not required.

60) Participants in both tend to get typecast or otherwise stuck in a rut.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

61) Both have a big convention every year where thousands of people attend, but few admit where they were to their co-workers.

62) Both take place in fantasy worlds.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

63. Both were quite a bit different in the 70's.