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Why Did No One Tell me? Ultimate Toolbox!

slightly edited and then filled in with my own recipe

Goblin Stew
By ENWorld's Quickleaf (Aaron Infante-Levy)
How to make [Tribal Name’s (page 381)] [Table 2–74 Weeds 1], and [Table 2–83 Pests] Stew
Prepare a base of [Table 5–40 Dungeon Liquids]
Boil [Useless Table One (page 391)] [Table 2–77 Bugs 2], and a whole
[Table 3–73 Domestic Animal], imagining [6–100 Undead Substance] bubbling in the pot
Stir in [Table 3–78 Basic Food] and a pickled [Table 3–82 Pickled Foods]
Last, add a handful of [Table 4–49 Aquatic Plants] which you’ll
find [Table 4–57 X Marks the Spot]
Whisk until [Table 5–41 Dungeon Mysteries]
If it tastes like [Table 5–67 Potion Tastes 1], the stew is ready to serve

Finish it off with a pinch of [Table 3–63 City Smells 2] and garnish with [Table 6–75 Material Components 1]. Pour into a [Table 6–28 Potion Container Descriptions 3].

If you’re expecting guests, double the recipe and add a pinch of [Table 5–70 Poisonous Plants 1] and set a place at a [Outdoor/Wilderness Traps (Page 388)]

Guaranteed to [Table 6–49 Ritual Effects 1] and feed yer gut.

Goblin Stew
How to make Rontik'thar Blood Red's Mayweed and Gopher Stew
Prepare a base of tar or pitch
Boil twelve termites, and a whole donkey imagining chaos and discord bubbling in the pot
Stir in rice and pickled chili
Last, add a handful of coral which you’ll find between the twin oaks of Bulgyr
Whisk until ghostly faces appear on banners
If it tastes like charcoal, the stew is ready to serve

Finish it off with a pinch of lemons and honey and garnish with amber crystal. Pour into an ancient, dwarven rune-etched glass phial with a study cap.

If you’re expecting guests, double the recipe and add a pinch of foxglove and set a place at a covered pit of leaves and twigs.

Guaranteed to fortify an army with an enchantment of its foes and feed yer gut.

Love this chart, quickleaf. Good work.
 

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jeff? what do you think? a pdf of the book? think that might sell?

Even if you went with 50% off the cover price, a $25 PDF might be a lot to handle. Breaking it up into several smaller books with lower price? Might be something to consider. IN looking at the Ultimate Toolbox, I thought that was it's one problem. Too much awesomeness to carry. The awesomeness needed to be broken down into smaller bits of awesoanium for portability.
 

Even if you went with 50% off the cover price, a $25 PDF might be a lot to handle. Breaking it up into several smaller books with lower price? Might be something to consider. IN looking at the Ultimate Toolbox, I thought that was it's one problem. Too much awesomeness to carry. The awesomeness needed to be broken down into smaller bits of awesoanium for portability.

we broke joe

he's going those swirly things where pupils used to be

poor, joe
 

If you’re expecting guests, double the recipe and add a pinch of foxglove and set a place at a covered pit of leaves and twigs.
Guaranteed to fortify an army with an enchantment of its foes and feed yer gut. Love this chart, quickleaf. Good work.

Man I am so hungry. Can we add some cheese?

jeff? what do you think? a pdf of the book? think that might sell?

You know jim, after careful consideration I beleive a great many DMs would relish a chance to have this by their side at a laptop in PDF format, yes.

-DM Jeff
 




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