Why the Ogre is the happiest monster in the MM

[Tonguez]

OMG this is sad - geek porn!!

wow

 

[MrFilthyIke]

OMG this is sad - geek porn!!

wow

No, SAD is thinking "Oh, like the Baetrans (sp?) in Talislanta"

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[Asheron]

OMG this is sad - geek porn!!

wow

damn divinations.......reading my mind like that.....

 

[Incenjucar]

...Wasn't there an ogre and a nymph married and popping out kids in one of the Xanth novels? Bink, I think, was their kid...

 

[FireLance]

...Wasn't there an ogre and a nymph married and popping out kids in one of the Xanth novels? Bink, I think, was their kid...

The couple was Smash the half-human/half-ogre (son of Crunch the ogre and an unnamed actress who was performing as an ogress in a play) and Tandy the half-human/half-nymph (daughter of Crombie the soldier and Jewel the nymph). Their son was Esk.

Bink was the guy whose talent protected him from all other magic.

 

[Sebastian Francis]

Why? The ogre's got 'reach', if you know what I mean.

To say nothing of his powerful "grapple" check...

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

To say nothing of his powerful "grapple" check...

Don't forget his Large size.

 

[shilsen]

Don't forget his Large size.

Thinks of making Swallow Whole comment.

*makes Will save*

Whew, that was close

 

[Remathilis]

Too bad the nymph doesn't have the awesome blow or snatch feats....

 

[Angcuru]

You people have WAY too much time on your hands.