Wizardru's Story Hour (updated 11/21)

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Ok, you've caught us. Dravot actually snapped in the Forge of Fury. Everything since then has been a schizophrenic hallucination. Dravot is actually in a cleric's rest sponsored by Lord Gelban, where he's fed a juicy red fruit once a day.....
 

WizarDru said:
Ok, you've caught us. Dravot actually snapped in the Forge of Fury. Everything since then has been a schizophrenic hallucination. Dravot is actually in a cleric's rest sponsored by Lord Gelban, where he's fed a juicy red fruit once a day.....
So Bolo is nothing more than the ravings of a mad man? Ok makes sense to me. I knew there had to be a logical explanation.
 

Oh, please tell me there's a game this weekend. Between the fight, my possibly futile hope that a lot of my guys will be involved in the fight, and Dravot's potential slip into pure madness, I don't think I could take the suspense.
 

LordVyreth said:
Oh, please tell me there's a game this weekend. Between the fight, my possibly futile hope that a lot of my guys will be involved in the fight, and Dravot's potential slip into pure madness, I don't think I could take the suspense.
Tonight we Kill a Good and true friend. So long GELBAN I'll miss you once i'm done skinning you for new dragonskin armor. Olob
 

WizarDru wasn't feeling well, so we punted and did our Beta/Lost City of Barakus campaign. We wound up cowardly retreating from most things, which is quite unlike us.

We did get to attack the wizard when he went stark raving bonkers.

Me (aka Keldin of Descott Valley, archery ranger): I use my bow to inflict non-lethal damage. With the -4, I still hit.

Someone else: You can't do non-lethal damage with a bow.

Me: Oh well. Luckily, Ivo's already taken non-lethal damage, so he won't die. Still, it's a job well done.
 

I walk down the city streets looking at all of the faces. People of all shape size and race walk past me giving me a wide birth and I don’t mind. I understand their hesitance; I am a living reminder of pain and suffering.
Sharn is a city of wonders and nightmares I thrive in it. The sun gleams off my Mitheral shell on a day when the weather is actually nice for a change but from the look of the clouds gathering it will not stay nice for long. A changeling child runs past me trying to grab one of the two long silken drapes attached to my pectoral plates and winds up swinging into the air from it. I catch the child (I’m still trying to figure out how to tell a male changeling from female) and set it down it makes it’s apology for trying to steal the cloth and I nod saying not to steal again. The child runs off and I let it sensing no evil in the child’s heart. Passing through an archway I see and smell the dinosaurs thanking the Flame that I’m not made of meat.
Eventually I make it to my partner’s laboratory and sit in the corner making sure not to make any noise as I do so. Dwarven Artificers seem to be cranky as a rule. He is no exception. “Vigil. Bring me my tool kit.” He says and I know today is a good day; He remembered I have a name. I take the toolbox to him and walk back to my seat. I have seen the Sky today, may have saved a young soul and been called by my name, what more can this Warforged Paladin require?

My name is Vigil of the Flame Thank you for listening.

This weekend Dravot will start his Eberron game I have been waiting to play Vigil for months. Glee!
 


Argent Silvermage said:
what more can this Warforged Paladin require?

Duct Tape and WD-40, of course.

(Hmm, any Nodwick fans would know what happens if you enchant duct tape, but what would Holy WD-40 do? It's one of the things I've wondered about Eberron.)
 

Spatzimaus said:
Duct Tape and WD-40, of course.

(Hmm, any Nodwick fans would know what happens if you enchant duct tape, but what would Holy WD-40 do? It's one of the things I've wondered about Eberron.)
From personal experiance it stops the squeeking of ghostly chains and the creeking of ghostly doors. I always have some in my ghostbuster's lunchbox/ paranormal investigators kit.
 

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