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<blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 51838" data-attributes="member: 63"><p>It makes perfect sense! What do the ENBoards have to do with the price of tea in China? Let me tell you. . . .</p><p></p><p>Well, you see, Wizards of the Coast has always had close ties with Japanese entertainment, ever since they bought rights to sell Pokemon cards here in America. We all know that Japan's economy is suffering slightly, which explains why they weren't able to host the Winter Olympics again this year. Now, if you recall, people think that the Chinese judges for this year's Olympic Figureskating competition were being biased, and as we all know, China is host to a great variety of teas. This shame to their judging abilities will cause fewer international groups to want to buy Chinese tea, thus reducing demand and reducing price.</p><p></p><p>Additionally, we also all know that:</p><p></p><p>a) the British love their teas, </p><p></p><p>b) Morrus is British, and</p><p></p><p>c) Morrus doesn't watch the Olympics, and finally </p><p></p><p>d) previously the ENBoards were very sluggish and hard to use.</p><p></p><p>Thus, we can extrapolate that because the price of tea in China is decreasing, Morrus is able to buy more tea, thus relaxing him more. Since he isn't busy watching the Olympics, and thus not being distracted by the scandal, he had the free time and eager energy to psychically fix the boards himself. Finally, since WotC's boards are down, Wizards stopped blackmailing the Customer Service folks at UBB, which allowed them to finally get around to fixing these boards.</p><p></p><p>So, I mean, we should all thank WotC for closing their boards for a day. We should show our gratitude by buying their upcoming "Thrills and Chills: A Guidebook for the Summer and Winter Olympics."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RangerWickett, post: 51838, member: 63"] It makes perfect sense! What do the ENBoards have to do with the price of tea in China? Let me tell you. . . . Well, you see, Wizards of the Coast has always had close ties with Japanese entertainment, ever since they bought rights to sell Pokemon cards here in America. We all know that Japan's economy is suffering slightly, which explains why they weren't able to host the Winter Olympics again this year. Now, if you recall, people think that the Chinese judges for this year's Olympic Figureskating competition were being biased, and as we all know, China is host to a great variety of teas. This shame to their judging abilities will cause fewer international groups to want to buy Chinese tea, thus reducing demand and reducing price. Additionally, we also all know that: a) the British love their teas, b) Morrus is British, and c) Morrus doesn't watch the Olympics, and finally d) previously the ENBoards were very sluggish and hard to use. Thus, we can extrapolate that because the price of tea in China is decreasing, Morrus is able to buy more tea, thus relaxing him more. Since he isn't busy watching the Olympics, and thus not being distracted by the scandal, he had the free time and eager energy to psychically fix the boards himself. Finally, since WotC's boards are down, Wizards stopped blackmailing the Customer Service folks at UBB, which allowed them to finally get around to fixing these boards. So, I mean, we should all thank WotC for closing their boards for a day. We should show our gratitude by buying their upcoming "Thrills and Chills: A Guidebook for the Summer and Winter Olympics." [/QUOTE]
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