Wizards.com and Enworld.org Announce Joint Website Crashes

[HeavenShallBurn]

Oh, come now. Everyone knows we're all just mind-controlled alts of Piratecat. Have you not gotten the memo?

No some of us are Crothian's sockpuppets. Moves mouth in time with the statements of the Unseen One

 

[Emirikol]

Nodding..and stands up from seat....all hail!

jh

 

[Khur]

There will be 3 core books.
Subtract 1 from the day and 2 from the year (1+2 = 3 core books) the date becomes 060606 or 666!!!

Hah! You missed the date's significance totally.

It's 6 + 7 + 8 = 21; 2 + 1 = 3. Three new 4e books! (A lot more than those initial three are going to be "core.") All good things come in threes, except those that don't.



But wait, there's more—3 is a prime number. It has exactly two divisors, itself and 1. 3 + 1 = 4. Hooray for 4e!

Yeah, I make no sense. But it's fun.

Spew Nonsense Burst 3, +4 vs. Will, 1d4 psychic damage and target is dazed (save ends).

 

[Saishu_Heiki]

Spew Nonsense Burst 3, +4 vs. Will, 1d4 psychic damage and target is dazed (save ends).

This is perhaps the funniest thing I have read in weeks.

 

[Remathilis]

Spew Nonsense Burst 3, +4 vs. Will, 1d4 psychic damage and target is dazed (save ends).

INVOICE
To: Khur
RE: New Keyboard.

Delivery due: Immediately.

 

[Khur]

Darn!

I forgot the action type. It should be:

Spew Nonsense Immediate interrupt at any time; burst 3, +4 vs. Will, 1d4 psychic damage and target is dazed (save ends).