Worse. Character. Name. Ever!!

Heathen72

Explorer
No doubt you can guess where the inspiration for this thread came from. We've heard the "best." Now lets here the rest! Was it "One you made up? One you saw in a module? One that a friend of yours used? One you know from a book or movie? One you overheard at a convention or gameday?
Come on? What is it? Where you get it? Why do you hate it?" (thanks Mark:))

The worst ones that come to my mind are George Lucas's

Darth Sidious (named this, no doubt because he was so... insidious)
Darth Maul (Careful, he might Maul you)
Darth Tyranus (do I even have to point this one out?)
Even Darth Vader, who always sounded pretty cool, was no doubt called this because he was an invader)

Still once you know the pattern, it is useful when naming your own N.P.C. Sith Lords. You can come up with all sorts of fun names based on the things that get up your nose i.e;

Darth Necrimus
Darth Vampirus
Darth Evilus
Darth Nasalus
Darth Pedantis
Darth Emoticonis
Darth Halitosas
Darth Pop-upas
Darth Leaves-the-milk-out-of-the-fridgis
Darth Doesn't-wear-deodourantas

If you don't follow the rules you could end up calling your Evil Jedis anything. In the last Star Wars campaign we faced the evil Darth Mendi. (She must have been ...mendacious)

Place names can be bad too of course. In the early games of a friend of mine we spent a a month or so in the town of Hubbida Hubbida!

And I myself have had my fair share of bad names, my worse choice belonging to my favourite character a paladin by the name of Fyellis Ingadaris (presumably because he was fearless)

So, what are onomastical skeletons hiding in your closets?
 
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Zippo (A wizard I kid you not. I made him change it after the first game)


On Everquest My friend has Hardwood Floors and I have Burbur Ruggz.
 

Once a new player wanted to join my campaign, a friend of another player. I mailed him the background of my campaign: Set in a heavily modified Unther/Mulhorand in the Forgotten Realms, the party working for a temple in the theocracy of Mulhorand.

The player brought his character to the next session: A rastafarian (sic) Cleric of Ja (?) from Jamaica (sic) named "Mr. J. Jackson". Needless to say that neither the origin nor the deity and especially not the name of the character stayed.
 


Dagger75 said:
Hardwood Floors


That is FUNNY.


We have some bad ones. Currently we have Rube Glyphberg, a loremaster. I have NPCs chuckle everytime they here the name.

In the past we had, Og and then Oog, Tomerick Twelvetoes (claimed it was a family name), Cornelius (who went by Cookie), abd Rustavius Hardbark (aka Rusty).
 


I dislike all names which resemble names of historical or famous living persons.

I´ve seen a halfling warlord:) named Napoleon :D

Just my 2 cents
yennico
 
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