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<blockquote data-quote="Greg K" data-source="post: 4440040" data-attributes="member: 5038"><p>These are not my own, but told to me by friends.</p><p></p><p>These first two were told to me by my one of my friends</p><p>1. The party was out of food and hungry. He has a ring with a genie and tells the genie, "I wish you would make me a bowl of pot of chilli". Promptly, the genie turns him into a pot of chilli and the rest of the party has dinner.</p><p></p><p>2. Same group of players. The party was nearly out of spells and fighting an ancient red dragon. The Wizard casts a wish spell and the player wishes that a Storm Giant would "come". Poof! A storm giant appears. The party drowns</p><p>To prevent accidently offending Eric's grandma, I'll let you perverts figure out what happened in between the summoning and the party drowning. However, the clue is in the wording of the wish.</p><p></p><p>The next came from a former player/ co-dm.</p><p></p><p>His party entered a room and then the DM describes the contents.</p><p></p><p>DM (in asian accent and slightly halting English): " There is statue in the corner. Who goes look at statue?"</p><p></p><p>The players decline and investigate another area of the room. When they are finished the DM again asks, "Who goes and looks at the statue?"</p><p></p><p>The players again refuse and examine another part of the room. When, they are finished, the DM asks, "Now, you go and look at statue?"</p><p></p><p>They refuse and the situation repeats itself until there is nothing left to look at except the statue. Again, the DM asks, "Now you go look at statue?"</p><p></p><p>My friend, "Ok. Fine. I go and look at the statue."</p><p></p><p>The DM laughs. "The statue's eyes glow. You go insane. You jump out the window. You die!. Next time, don't look at statue!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Greg K, post: 4440040, member: 5038"] These are not my own, but told to me by friends. These first two were told to me by my one of my friends 1. The party was out of food and hungry. He has a ring with a genie and tells the genie, "I wish you would make me a bowl of pot of chilli". Promptly, the genie turns him into a pot of chilli and the rest of the party has dinner. 2. Same group of players. The party was nearly out of spells and fighting an ancient red dragon. The Wizard casts a wish spell and the player wishes that a Storm Giant would "come". Poof! A storm giant appears. The party drowns To prevent accidently offending Eric's grandma, I'll let you perverts figure out what happened in between the summoning and the party drowning. However, the clue is in the wording of the wish. The next came from a former player/ co-dm. His party entered a room and then the DM describes the contents. DM (in asian accent and slightly halting English): " There is statue in the corner. Who goes look at statue?" The players decline and investigate another area of the room. When they are finished the DM again asks, "Who goes and looks at the statue?" The players again refuse and examine another part of the room. When, they are finished, the DM asks, "Now, you go and look at statue?" They refuse and the situation repeats itself until there is nothing left to look at except the statue. Again, the DM asks, "Now you go look at statue?" My friend, "Ok. Fine. I go and look at the statue." The DM laughs. "The statue's eyes glow. You go insane. You jump out the window. You die!. Next time, don't look at statue!" [/QUOTE]
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