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<blockquote data-quote="Tarrasque Wrangler" data-source="post: 1263949" data-attributes="member: 7473"><p>Anyone ever see Passenger 57? Laughably bad. A bunch of Eurotrash terrorists (are there any other kind?) take over a plane, and anti-terrorist expert Wesley Snipes just happens to be there. They fly around for a while, and then land for some reason at a county fair. One of the guys gets out and shoots a rodeo bull for what I'm sure were very personal reasons. It featured such great dialogue as" </p><p> </p><p> "Did you and your friend enjoy yourselves down in the lower gallery? Down in that tight, little place? Tell me something, Marti. Did the hero get into your tight, little place?" </p><p> </p><p> And this famous bon mot:</p><p> </p><p> "Charlie, ever play roulette?"</p><p> "On occasion."</p><p> "Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!"</p><p> </p><p> Get it? It's funny because he actually IS black! Ha ha, that Snipes, what a wit.</p><p> </p><p> Although you do have to give the movie some props: Tom Sizemore's character has the coolest name this side of a porno shoot: Sly Delvecchio. I'd give anything to have a name like that. Damn you, mom and dad!</p><p> </p><p> And to bring this back around to Battlefield: Earth (forgot about the colon, didn't you?), that film has my favorite plot hole ever. When I mention the term "plot hole" at a party (as I am prone to do) and somebody asks me what that term means, here's what I tell them:</p><p> </p><p> The Psychlos (ugh) are obsessed with money, and especially gold. They even have these high-tech scanners that can see the gold inside a mountain of rock! So when the humans mount their brilliant scheme, they swipe bars of gold from Fort Knox to make it look like they've been hard at work mining. Question: with their aforementioned high-tech scanners, how did they miss the largest concentration of gold ON EARTH? Now you may defend the film by saying "Maybe they didn't point their scanners at Tennessee and thus didn't know about Fort Knox or Elvis's impressive collection of gold records." But then, how did the humans find out about it? WITH THE PSYCHLO'S OWN COMPUTER!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tarrasque Wrangler, post: 1263949, member: 7473"] Anyone ever see Passenger 57? Laughably bad. A bunch of Eurotrash terrorists (are there any other kind?) take over a plane, and anti-terrorist expert Wesley Snipes just happens to be there. They fly around for a while, and then land for some reason at a county fair. One of the guys gets out and shoots a rodeo bull for what I'm sure were very personal reasons. It featured such great dialogue as" "Did you and your friend enjoy yourselves down in the lower gallery? Down in that tight, little place? Tell me something, Marti. Did the hero get into your tight, little place?" And this famous bon mot: "Charlie, ever play roulette?" "On occasion." "Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!" Get it? It's funny because he actually IS black! Ha ha, that Snipes, what a wit. Although you do have to give the movie some props: Tom Sizemore's character has the coolest name this side of a porno shoot: Sly Delvecchio. I'd give anything to have a name like that. Damn you, mom and dad! And to bring this back around to Battlefield: Earth (forgot about the colon, didn't you?), that film has my favorite plot hole ever. When I mention the term "plot hole" at a party (as I am prone to do) and somebody asks me what that term means, here's what I tell them: The Psychlos (ugh) are obsessed with money, and especially gold. They even have these high-tech scanners that can see the gold inside a mountain of rock! So when the humans mount their brilliant scheme, they swipe bars of gold from Fort Knox to make it look like they've been hard at work mining. Question: with their aforementioned high-tech scanners, how did they miss the largest concentration of gold ON EARTH? Now you may defend the film by saying "Maybe they didn't point their scanners at Tennessee and thus didn't know about Fort Knox or Elvis's impressive collection of gold records." But then, how did the humans find out about it? WITH THE PSYCHLO'S OWN COMPUTER! [/QUOTE]
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