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<blockquote data-quote="Isida Kep'Tukari" data-source="post: 1272374" data-attributes="member: 4441"><p>I think I got a few that haven't been mentioned yet:</p><p></p><p><strong>The Four Feathers</strong> - Heath Ledger won't go to war with his buddies (back in the British empire days) so they all give him feathers to tell him he's a coward. He goes to Africa, where his buddies are stationed, and helps them out of some binds. Then he gets captured. And the movie goes on for another 45 minutes. Pure, mind-numbing drek.</p><p></p><p><strong>Boxing Helena</strong> - A boy feels rejected by his promiscuous mother. So when he's an adult doctor and his beautiful but bitchy co-worker Helena gets hit by a car right outside of his house, what does he do? Takes her into his house <em>operates on her to remove her legs</em> (because they damaged, or something), then promises her he'll love and care for her forever. She, of course isn't grateful, so he removes her arms. And then she instructs him how to have sex with a whore in a dream sequence because she actually really does learn to love him. Oh, and Bill Paxton is Helena's rock-and-roll boyfriend. And to top it all of <em>the entire damn movie was a freaking dream sequence!</em></p><p></p><p><strong>Election</strong> - All the critics said this film with Matthew Broderik and Reese Whitherspoon was the best thing since sliced bread. I just wanted to gouge out my eyes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Isida Kep'Tukari, post: 1272374, member: 4441"] I think I got a few that haven't been mentioned yet: [b]The Four Feathers[/b] - Heath Ledger won't go to war with his buddies (back in the British empire days) so they all give him feathers to tell him he's a coward. He goes to Africa, where his buddies are stationed, and helps them out of some binds. Then he gets captured. And the movie goes on for another 45 minutes. Pure, mind-numbing drek. [b]Boxing Helena[/b] - A boy feels rejected by his promiscuous mother. So when he's an adult doctor and his beautiful but bitchy co-worker Helena gets hit by a car right outside of his house, what does he do? Takes her into his house [i]operates on her to remove her legs[/i] (because they damaged, or something), then promises her he'll love and care for her forever. She, of course isn't grateful, so he removes her arms. And then she instructs him how to have sex with a whore in a dream sequence because she actually really does learn to love him. Oh, and Bill Paxton is Helena's rock-and-roll boyfriend. And to top it all of [i]the entire damn movie was a freaking dream sequence![/i] [b]Election[/b] - All the critics said this film with Matthew Broderik and Reese Whitherspoon was the best thing since sliced bread. I just wanted to gouge out my eyes. [/QUOTE]
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