Worst pun ever.

[heirodule]

PLAYER #1: We'll return to the inn, take a bath and get some rest...
PLAYER #2: ...see what's on cable.
DM: Heh, the cable options are a little limited.
PLAYER #3: Halflings Gone Wild!
PLAYER #2: That would be on Hin-amax.

I don't get it. Why 'hin'?

 

[Voadam]

I don't get it. Why 'hin'?

Forgotten realms halfling term.

 

[Thorindale]

Our adventuring group rested for the night in an elven grove. The elves served us their famous “Pleasant Pheasant”.

Player #1: Pleasant pheasant?
Player #2: Mmmmmmmm, pleasant pheasant.
Player #1 (in a silly rhyme): Pleasant pheasant … pleasant pheasant.
Player #3: Pleasant pheasant? I don’t think the pheasant found it quite pleasant. I think it found it was quite foul.

 

[Xeoble]

As we all know, Mahatma Gandi was a very skinny guy who was the spiritual leader of the movement against Britain in India. Over the course of his life, Gandhi did a lot of walking so the soles of his feet were pretty thick. He also didn't eat any meat so his breath smelled pretty bad.

So Gandhi was:

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[Thunderfoot]

As we all know, Mahatma Gandi was a very skinny guy who was the spiritual leader of the movement against Britain in India. Over the course of his life, Gandhi did a lot of walking so the soles of his feet were pretty thick. He also didn't eat any meat so his breath smelled pretty bad.

So Gandhi was:

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

BOOO!!!!
HHHSSSSSSSS!!!!

As a bard I must slay you with my magical intelligent rapier...."Wit."

 

[Remathilis]

While playing Dead Gods, we were attacked by a group of lizardmen who were using a crystal rod to steal peoples "beauty" (charisma). When we met a person who was mugged-ugly by them, my character (a smart-ass tiefling) declare "By the powers, he was beaten with an ugly-stick!"

I have more, but I need to think of them.

 

[StupidSmurf]

While playing Dead Gods, we were attacked by a group of lizardmen who were using a crystal rod to steal peoples "beauty" (charisma). When we met a person who was mugged-ugly by them, my character (a smart-ass tiefling) declare "By the powers, he was beaten with an ugly-stick!"

I have more, but I need to think of them.

Did the lizardmen hide the rod inside the eye of a beholder????

 

[Staffan]

Forgotten realms halfling term.

Mystaran halfling term, later appropriated by the Forgotten Realms (though it should be noted that Ed Greenwood wrote the halfling-land sourcebook for the Known World).

 

[DreadPirateMurphy]

I know "hin" from the Realms. It is particularly appropriate with the "Halflings Gone Wild!" comment, since Cinemax is known for adult-oriented programming late at night. Presumably, Hin-amax is owned by HBO (Halfling Box Office).