D&D 5E WotC Announcement?


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jgsugden

Legend
Meanwhile, in the Coastal Wizardcave… "Hey, did you guys ever figure out something to shove in at noon on Thursday?"

"Nope. I put a placeholder in on the schedule."

"You did WHAT? Geesh! Now they expect something new."

"Well, we've been sitting on the Complete Spelljammer, Psionics Handbook, and Dark Sun Setting books for four years now. Can't we just release one of those?"

"If we do that, they'll just feel entitled. I'm feeling a little short of breath. Can you poke that chained up paladin again and make him Cure my Disease?"

"I keep saying this - please listen. That is just the pizza guy. I don't know why you chained him up. He can't cure disease. And he hasn't moved in four days."

"Yeah, yeah... but if he isn't a paladin, then how are we all safe being in the same room together?"

"..."

Roll for Initiative.
 



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