WOTC has a sense of humor!!

[Draxo]

I think my favorite one was

"If you had to be a Slaad, what color of Slaad would you be?"

or something similar.

 

[The Merciful]

first: "Tell us about your character."
Right after that: "No, really, we want to hear about your character."

Spooky...

 

[Mortis]

"We'll be your girlfriend."

In that case I think I've just dumped them.

Regards
Mortis