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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 9160510" data-attributes="member: 7023840">[ATTACH=full]306670[/ATTACH]In protest of the absolute nothing that will happen to the Druid, I recommend we all drink White Russians, heretofore named "The Druid Abides."Snarf's "Druid Abides" CocktailIngredientsBottle of vodkaBottle of KahlúaSome heavy creamSteps1. Take a long pull from the vodka bottle.2. Get the heavy cream from the fridge. Think about how long it's been in there.3. Take another pull from the vodka bottle.4. Grab a rocks glass.5. Wait, when did you buy that cream? Was it before the pandemic?6. Take another pull from the vodka bottle.7. Get some ice while staring down the cream ... did it move?8. That vodka isn't going to drink itself, might as well help it!9. Put the ice in the rocks glass.10. Take another looooooong pull from the vodka bottle.11. Yeah, it was before the pandemic. Maybe you bought it with the D&D Next Playtest?12. Take another pull ... oh, no, that was the whole bottle.13. Look in the liquor cabinet. That was the last of the vodka. What pairs well with expired cream ... gin?14. Drink some gin. Sure! That'll do it!15. Grab the bottle of Kahlúa.16. Open the bottle and smell the Kahlúa ... not right.17. Look at the bottle again ... there's a K... dang it, you don't have any Kahlúa, this is Kraken Rum.18. WHY NOT?19. Take another slug of gin.20. Carefully pour out the cream.21. When the cream doesn't pour out, panic and throw it into a garbage bag. Light it on fire. Can't be too careful- the cream knows where you live. 22. Take another slug of gin.23. Ummm.........24. UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!25. You don't remember 25-40.41. Why did you wake up on the floor with an empty bottle of rum, an empty bottle of gin, an empty bottle of vodka, and most of the house burnt down?</blockquote>

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