WotC's D&D bumperstickers

[Masquerade]

"I spent 300 gp extra to Masterwork this car."

"These are Explosive Runes."

"I multiclassed into Rogue for the skill points."

"Your PrC is broken."

" 'Drow' rhymes with 'Bow'. "

"I augment powers."

I roll to disbelieve

Definately my favorite thusfar.

 

[The Cardinal]

Very cool!

 

[elforcelf]

Flumphs Rule!

 

[Flyspeck23]

Here's one of my own...

 

[haakon1]

"Keep on the Borderlands"

I like that.

 

[mattcolville]

Okay. I'll proudly confess that I'm a geek. I'll let that freak flag flap with the best of 'em!

Even so...does anyone else think that Wizard's new bumperstickers promoting the hobby are...inane? that they demonstrate a serious lack of imagination? What's the point?

The point is that other people who play D&D will see your car and think "hey, another geek!" What ELSE would be the point of putting a freakin' D&D bumper sticker on your car?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Here's one of my own...

That one goes under: T-M-Frickin-I

One answer to that: CLERIC!!!! WE NEED A CLERIC OVER HERE!!!!!

 

[Flyspeck23]

That one goes under: T-M-Frickin-I

One answer to that: CLERIC!!!! WE NEED A CLERIC OVER HERE!!!!!

That's what this sticker is for:

 

[Bardsandsages]

Last Call!

OK! Last Call! If you want your slogan included in the contest, e-mail me at jdawson(at)bardsandsages.com with your username and which slogans you want to enter.

I will post the poll Wednesday morning. ENWorld members can vote for their favorite slogan. The winner will get either $10 via PayPal or $10 worth of Bards and Sages PDFs, plus we'll make their slogan into a bumper sticker and send the winner a free one.

We've got over a dozen slogans lined up so far. Anyone else want a shot?

 

[Simplicity]

Wizards' slogans are pretty lame. Lemme see if I can do better.

1. "Careful. Dexterity's my dump stat."
2. "Ask me about my d20s."
3. "Fiendish Dire Car"
4. "I saved at the office (Will DC 20)."
5. "Not a Mimic"
6. "So I rolled low on my starting gold, okay?"

Finally, I'd also like to see a shiny metal aboleth outline that you can attach to the back of your car.