Would a squirrel reference make you more likely to buy a new product?

[MavrickWeirdo]

I hate squirrels. They eat the limited number of apples in my already small sized apple orchard. I often take up the task of sitting around at different locations of the orchard with my .22 and shoot the squirels. This keeps them from eatting all my apples.

Squirrels are a rodent that need to be eliminated just like mosquitos, sewer rats and crows.

Mosquitos are rodents? I never would have guessed.