Would Michael Jackson be a Bard or an Expert?

[monboesen]

My guess would be Abberation or Outsider.

 

[megamania]

I'm sure the Book of Vile Darkness might cover his ...uniqueness.


Sorry- totally uncalled for. I lean towards bard with even aristrocat. He is after all a part of a family that has forever altered pop music through the 70's, 80's, 90's and Janet continues in the current decade.

 

[Turanil]

D20 Modern does the job so much better. I think he would be a Charismatic, or maybe Charismatic/Fast (both have very low Will saves).

If he were a hero (he's successful and, I presume, skilled) he could take the Personality advanced class.

I agree with that; you should pick d20 Modern classes instead.

Now, with DnD it depends... I have a very low opinion of MJ, so I don't want to give him a core class such as a bard, but would rather limit him to the Expert class. HOWEVER, since I cannot understand how a whimp like that has succeeded, I would make him a bard. That is, because he needs spells (Charm spells, Illusion spells, etc.) to make others believe he is someone interesting and that his music is good. Otherwise, for his peculiar sexual orientation make him Neutral Evil.

 

[dren]

MJ a Pedophile??? At least, to be determined.

 

[Piratecat]

Let's avoid the pedophilia claims and concentrate on the question, please. Best not to get the thread sidetracked.

 

[Gez]

My guess would be Aberration or Outsider.

Seconded.

 

[NiTessine]

I'd say bard, but with a Charisma too low to actually cast spells...

 

[Emirikol]

I'd say cleric..but with a really high perform and low wisdom (9).

jh

 

[JRRNeiklot]

Hmm. I'd say a priest.

*Ducks for cover*

 

[Sejs]

Expert, with the Willing Deformity feat from BoVD