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<blockquote data-quote="Pauper" data-source="post: 7688901" data-attributes="member: 17607">Reminds me of the joke about the five-dollar-trip-to-nowhere.So a guy is walking down the street when he notices a sign in the window of a local travel agency: &quot;Ask us about the five-dollar-trip-to-nowhere!&quot; So he goes in and asks.The travel agent replies, &quot;It's a vacation package for five dollars!&quot;The guy says, &quot;But what do you do? Where do you go? For how long?&quot;&quot;Oh, all that's a surprise,&quot; replies the travel agent. &quot;But for five dollars, you can't go wrong!&quot;So the guy agrees and pays his five dollars. He then feels a sharp pain at the back of his head and falls unconscious. When he awakes, he's on a raft floating in the midst of the ocean, or at least a very large lake, with water as far as the eye can see in every direction.On the raft with him is another guy.&quot;Did you sign up for the five-dollar-trip-to-nowhere, too?&quot; asks the first guy.&quot;Yeah,&quot; says the second guy. &quot;It was better last year.&quot;--Pauper</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Pauper, post: 7688901, member: 17607"] Reminds me of the joke about the five-dollar-trip-to-nowhere. So a guy is walking down the street when he notices a sign in the window of a local travel agency: "Ask us about the five-dollar-trip-to-nowhere!" So he goes in and asks. The travel agent replies, "It's a vacation package for five dollars!" The guy says, "But what do you do? Where do you go? For how long?" "Oh, all that's a surprise," replies the travel agent. "But for five dollars, you can't go wrong!" So the guy agrees and pays his five dollars. He then feels a sharp pain at the back of his head and falls unconscious. When he awakes, he's on a raft floating in the midst of the ocean, or at least a very large lake, with water as far as the eye can see in every direction. On the raft with him is another guy. "Did you sign up for the five-dollar-trip-to-nowhere, too?" asks the first guy. "Yeah," says the second guy. "It was better last year." -- Pauper [/QUOTE]

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