(YB) Samidare defeats Ecureuil (strategy)

[Ciaran]

A young man wanders into town, his green belt tied proudly about his waist. Stopping by a wineseller's shop, he drinks deep from a jug, then dashes it to the ground. "Food and drink are not enough to sate my warrior's soul!" he yells. "I need battle! Who among you has courage enough to accept my challenge?"

 

[Ciaran]

BUMP, with a less esoteric challenge.

 

[GnomeWorks]

Ecureuil
White Belt 0
Record: 0/2
Yen: 0

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A raccoon-like creature comes gliding down in front of Samidare.

"Greetings, Samidare." It chitters. "I am Ecureuil, and I accept thy challenge."

 

[Yellow Sign]

A young lady in a white robe walks up. She is caring a large glass jar with a human brain floating in a clear liquid. She sets down the jar on a small stool. A disembodied voice echoes in your minds.

*i will judge your match*
*i will determine all*
*i will be obeyed*
*fighters give me your insults and type and length of match requested*
*i will decree*
The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the orchard north-west of Dancing Buddha's Shrine on the evening of the dagger.
*due to high chi levels dectected, samidare will go first*
*so says the brain in the jar *

 

[Ciaran]

Samidare shudders. "And I thought the giant cube of jelly was bad," he says. Then, somewhat louder, he says, "Surely we cannot begin the duel until insults have been exchanged? So it has always been, by the decree of the ancient masters!"

 

[Yellow Sign]

*give me your insults and your choice*
*I have spoken and you must obey*

 

[GnomeWorks]

Ecureuil bows to his opponent.

I find your Master to be rude, your city to be disgusting, and your weapon to be laughable.

"Indeed, I find your trainer to be quite crude, far beyond that which is acceptable by society's standards... then again, your city is quite nasty as well, so its standards may be sub-par. As for your weapon... well, let me just say that I won't be concerned as for the outcome to this fight, as I will surely win if you use a weapon as poor as that."

I request a 3-flag strategy match.

 

[Ciaran]

I request a 3-flag traditional match. [/B]

(OoC: As I noted in the subject line for this thread, I'm specifically looking for a strategy match. It's kind of a given that if you accept a challenge that specifies a type of match, you will play that type of match whether you win or lose the insult round.)

 

[GnomeWorks]

(OoC: As I noted in the subject line for this thread, I'm specifically looking for a strategy match. It's kind of a given that if you accept a challenge that specifies a type of match, you will play that type of match whether you win or lose the insult round.)

I see. Sorry about that, was not aware of that.

Will be fixed immediately.

 

[Ciaran]

"Very well then...

"Your insults do not concern me, coming as they do from one so well-known for sexual overindulgence. Your constant insistence on new sexual positions has left your 'helper' utterly bored by the prospect, and your ceaseless orgies have left everyone in your town so exhausted that they can neither work nor defend themselves. And as for your arm... well, you know what they say about those who persist in pleasuring themselves by hand?

"You may be my superior when it comes to sexual prowess, but I have nothing to fear from you on the battlefield."

I find your helper to be jaded, your town to be worn out, and your arm to be absent.