(YBA)Slayzer on the isle of Kadiya!

[Sabaron]

<Isles_DM> Slayzer, you had booked passage to a nearby port city, in response to a call they had put out for warriors in the cause of good. During your passage, a terrible storm washed you overboard. You floated on the sea for 3 days and 4 nights before washing up on a beach.
<Skarnkai> Damn...
<Skarnkai> do I lose my possessions?
<Isles_DM> No
<Skarnkai> (thankfully I wasn't in heavy armor heh)
<Isles_DM> (There's a reason you couldn't just book passage to here)
<Skarnkai> Alright I get my bearings then...
<Isles_DM> You are lying on a sandy beach. To your north, there appears to be a grassy plain. To your south is the ocean, and east and west are more beach
<Darkwolf-afk-back-later> ***log from Friar and Char is up***
<Skarnkai> Hmmm I search the beach for any other survivors first
<Skarnkai> (searching the nearby beaches)
<Isles_DM> It seems that no one else floating in this direction
<Isles_DM> *floated
<Isles_DM> It seems awfully cold here...
<Skarnkai> well then...
<Skarnkai> I move inland and look for water... (I would need it badly at this point)
<Isles_DM> Walking about 200 yards inland, you find a road that goes east-west
<Skarnkai> Well I start heading towards the one that seems to get closer to the ocean....
<Skarnkai> (looks for a port town)
<Isles_DM> The road runs roughly parallel to the beach
<Isles_DM> Squinting into the morning sun, you think you see smoke to the east
<Skarnkai> I see.... I head east then
<Skarnkai> heh
<Isles_DM> ;p
<Isles_DM> Walking along the road, you see a group of men about 300 yards further down. They are rather shiny... that's all you can tell from here
<Isles_DM> Also, from the vantage point of the road, you see a forest a couple of miles north of here
<Skarnkai> Shiny Happy People?
<Isles_DM> Maybe.
<Skarnkai> they headed this way?
<Isles_DM> Yes, they appear to be going west.
<Skarnkai> Alright Well the forest is too far away...
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<Skarnkai> so I guess I approach them
<Isles_DM> The grass is pretty tall if you want to hide
<Skarnkai> Alright well I hide in the grass and wait for their approach then..
<Skarnkai> *wants a closer look at these... 'shiny' people*
<Isles_DM> Ok. As the men approach closer, it appears that they're wearing chain mail and carrying axes.
<Sollir> (Gotta go, cya)
<Isles_DM> All in the same style
<Isles_DM> (Bye)
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<Isles_DM> Post a move
<Skarnkai> Ok?
<Isles_DM> Post a move, Skarnkai
<Skarnkai> bringing up the generator
<Isles_DM> MeowthBot is here
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The crab tracks with the marsh; quells the offensive of the horn!
<Skarnkai> The thunder unrelentingly destroys the forest; quells the pain of the abomination!
<Isles_DM> Heh... tracks beats destroys in this case
<Isles_DM> They see you
*** Isles_DM is now known as Soldier
<Soldier> "What are you doing hiding by the road there!"
<Soldier> "Answer me!"
<Skarnkai> *stands up* I was waiting to see who was coming down this raod.. it pays to be cautious when in foreign lands
* Soldier looks you up and down
<Soldier> "Hmmmm... between the accent and the fact that you're soaked, I believe you. Where are you from?"
*** Skarnkai is now known as Slayzer
<Slayzer> I am from across the sea
* Soldier looks at the other soldiers and they start whispering among themselves
<Slayzer> Yes, the ship I was on went down in a storm 3 days ago, I managed to get overboard and washed ashore on the beach south of here
* Soldier speaks to you in a harsh, gutteral language you don't understand
* Slayzer looks at him quizically
<Soldier> "You aren't from Endrius, then? Hmmm... I think I'd better take you to the mayor. My name is Gein, by the way. What's yours?
*** Soldier is now known as Gein
<Slayzer> I am Slayzer
<Gein> "Will you come with us to see the Mayor, then, Slayzer?"
<Slayzer> I came to assist in the cause of good...
<Slayzer> so I will see the Mayor I suppose...
<Gein> "All right then."
* Gein hands you his waterskin
<Slayzer> In any case.. I need water and some food ...
<Slayzer> thanks
<Gein> "There's food in Garkanii
<Slayzer> (Gein is psychic lol)
<Slayzer> How far is that from here?
* Gein has encountered shipwrecked people before
<Gein> "About a mile"
* Gein and the other soldiers lead you down the road to Garkanii
*** Gein is now known as DM
<Slayzer> Alright .. let's be off then
* Slayzer arrives
<DM> Garkanii seems to be a very small village. There's about 10 houses, a few shops, and a large house near the center of town.
<Slayzer> (nice and quaint)
<DM> The houses are mostly built from wood, though the big one is stone
*** DM is now known as Gein
* Gein takes you to the big house
<Slayzer> *follows
* Gein takes you inside
*** Gein is now known as DM
<DM> The inside of the house is bare stone, with a few tapestries on the walls. Three dogs bark out a greeting. A large man with sandy hair and a drooping mustache is feeding them
*** DM is now known as Mayor_Avga_Ivanija
<Slayzer> Hail and well met, Lord Mayor
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> Greetings, traveller. Gein tells me you are Slayzer, from across the sea. I am Mayor Avga Ivanija of Garkanii.
<Slayzer> Yes..
<Slayzer> So what troubles plague this area? I only know this land was seeking skilled warriors...
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> You, judging by your armor and weapons, appear to be a warrior. I need a warrior for a task. If you are willing, then I shall give you a room here while you stay.
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<Slayzer> I am willing
<Slayzer> What is the task?
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<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> There is a band of ogres north of town. Normally this is no big deal, but these ogres are far better equipped than most of their kind.
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> I need you to kill them and find out where they're getting their equipment.
<Slayzer> I see..
<Slayzer> I will do my best then...
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> If you need more gear, then you can see Alan, the smith here in town.
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> Thank you for helping us with this, Slayzer
Slayzer> I am glad to help
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> When do you plan on getting started? Now, or do you want to look around our little town first?
<Slayzer> Well I would like to eat first... and then I will talk with the people I suppose
<Slayzer> to nail down the Ogre's exact location..
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> All right then.
* Mayor_Avga_Ivanija calls his servant
<Mayor_Avga_Ivanija> Prepare a feast for our young warrior, Slayzer!
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*** Mayor_Avga_Ivanija is now known as Isle_DM
<Isle_DM> About an hour later, the servant comes back with a plate full of roasted dire boar and a few apples
*** Isle_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Slayzer> (Dire Boar???? that plate is full alright hehe)
<Mayor_Ivanija> (It's a big plate )
<Mayor_Ivanija> Enjoy, young warrior
<Slayzer> *bows to his host and then sits down*
* Mayor_Ivanija digs in
<Slayzer> *eats conservatively and politely*
<Slayzer> (hehe)
<Mayor_Ivanija> (The table and chairs are made from roughly hewn wood
* Mayor_Ivanija eats like a barbarian
<Mayor_Ivanija> "So, Slayzer, what is your homeland like? I'm presuming you're not an Endrian, right?"
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<Slayzer> I am from yberia, it is a diverse land
<Mayor_Ivanija> Yberia? Never heard of it. Have you ever been to the Syvashka Isles before?
<Slayzer> I can't say that I have Lord Mayor...
<Slayzer> I only recently left my father's vineyards to seek my fortunes..
<Mayor_Ivanija> Ah, well then. Do you have any wine for us to share? I'm afraid that trade with the other isles
has been cut off lately...
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Isles_DM

 

[Skarnkai]

<Slayzer> Alright then ;p hehe
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> Thanks again for DMing something for me..
<Isles_DM> When we left off, you had just finished eating at Mayor Ivanija's house.'
<Isles_DM> No problem. I like DMing.
<Slayzer> (as do I at times heh0
<Slayzer> Yeah...
<Isles_DM> What do you do now?
<Slayzer> I guess I should go and see the rest of the villagers
<Isles_DM> Where to first? The shops or the houses?
<Slayzer> see what ,if anything, they can tell me
<Slayzer> shops I guess...
<Slayzer> brb
<Isles_DM> k
<Slayzer> mother bothered me about lunch ... heh
<Slayzer> Ok I am good to go
<Isles_DM> There's a baker, a cheesemaker, a tavern, a blacksmith, a miller, a Dwarven weaponsmith and a fisherman who hires his boat out for local trips.
<Slayzer> Hmm
<Slayzer> I go to the tavern then
<Isles_DM> All right then.
<Isles_DM> You head over to the tavern. It's a small wooden building with a thatch roof. It appears to be well-maintained.
<Slayzer> Alright I enter
<Isles_DM> On the inside it seems rather empty. The bartender is currently serving the only customer, who is sitting at the bar.
<Slayzer> I go up to the bar then...
*** Isles_DM is now known as Bartender
<Bartender> "What's yer poison?"
<Slayzer> Hail and well met...
<Bartender> "Huh? Oh... hi there, traveler."
<Bartender> "What can I get ya for?"
<Slayzer> hmm I am here about your.. ogre problem...
<Slayzer> shouldn't be drinking on the job...
<Slayzer> you wouldn't happen to have any sake though?
<Bartender> "You're here to kill the ogres? Well, it's too late in the day to go get 'em now... so have a sake on the house."
<Slayzer> alright... but first tell me about them
<Bartender> "I'm Taly, by the way. What's your name, stranger?
*** Bartender is now known as Taly
<Slayzer> I am Slayzer
<Taly> "Ah. Well, Slayzer, we don't know much about the ogres. Here's what we know:"
* Slayzer waits patiently
<Taly> "They've been raiding the road between here and Shevra, the capital. They haven't left any survivors, and this island isn't populated enough to keep taking losses like that. Normally the elves keep the ogres farther north than this."
<Slayzer> I see...
<Taly> "Of course, the elves themselves raid us too, but they're easier to kill than ogres, and they often flee when wounded."
<Slayzer> Hmm what a harsh land...
<Taly> "Let me tell you a little about the isles... since you're obviously a foreigner."
<Taly> "There are five of them: Talia, Tariovka, Linya, Leova and the lovely isle of Kadiya."
<Taly> "This is the year 5440... year 1 was the year that humans first settled the islands."
<Slayzer> Hmm *listens*
<Taly> DM: Here it is in shorthand. If you want more detail, Taly will be happy to give it to you on any subject you ask
<Taly> 0 Humans first move to the Syvashka Isles
<Taly> 1000 Humans exterminated by Dwarves native to Syvashka
<Taly> 2000 Humans move back to the islands
<Taly> 2900 Humans subdue Dwarves
<Taly> 3800 Humans dominate the Isles
<Taly> 4809 Rurgassi Empire arises
<Taly> 4896 Yulav Fedor, the Prophet of God, is born
<Taly> 4920 Yulav Fedor executed by Emperor Anto II
<Taly> 4984 Rurgassi Empire falls
<Taly> 5069 Crusades to the Mainland establish Kingdom of Firsude
<Taly> 5112 Firsude conquered by Gnomes
<Taly> 5174 Eruption on main isle of Talia
<Taly> 5247 The wizard Vladimir Sunorkov invents gunpowder
<Taly> 5286 Vladimir Sunorkov unites Syvashka Isles
<Taly> 5341 Pla
<Taly> 5341 Plague claims nine-tenths of Kadiya's population
<Taly> 5412 Emperor Vladimir signs alliance with Dwarves
<Taly> 5415 Dwarves launch surprise attack, conquering isle of Tariovka
<Taly> 5421 Mainland Kingdom of Endrius invades
<Taly> 5425 Dwarves drive out Endrians
<Taly> 5427 Talia Revolt, led by Grislanta Tyassia, overthrows Lich Emperor Vladimir
<Taly> 5433 Endrians invade Isle of Leova
<Taly> 5439 Sori loyalists destroy all records and supplies of gunpowder to prevent it from falling into Endrian hands
<Slayzer> Hmm I see
<Taly> "We
<Taly> 're still recovering from the plague of 5341"
<Taly> "Our whole population is roughly 1,200 people"
<Slayzer> I imagine so...
<Slayzer> has any group or individual been known to use Ogres?
<Taly> "No. Ogres are stupid and brutish, inclined to beat to death anyone who gives them orders."
<Slayzer> I see...
<Slayzer> Are ogres usually smart or organized enough to kill all witnesses?
<Taly> "Not deliberately, but they do kill everyone"
<Taly> "I doubt they think of it as 'eliminating witnesses'"
<Slayzer> I see...
<Slayzer> perhaps the elves are letting the ogres do their dirty work for them then...
<Slayzer> what trade goes along the road?
<Taly> "All sorts of things. Let me get out my ledger"
<Taly> "Let's see... we export weapons, metal goods, cheese and flour. We import almost everything else, and it all goes along that road."
<Taly> "We used to export wood to Linya before the Endrians sank all our boats"
<Slayzer> I see... is this area important for its iron?
<Taly> "Not really, but we have a Dwarven smith. Considering that dwarves are our ancient enemies, most cities don't have access to one. This makes our weapons very valuable."
<Slayzer> ahh I see hmmm thanks for all the help.. is there anything else you can think of?
<Taly> "Hmmm... care for another sake? Not too many people around here care for the stuff... I still have a whole keg of it I can't get rid of."
<Slayzer> Hmm no.. I should be alert in case something happens tonight
<Taly> "Alright then. The ogres haven't ever raided the town, you know."
<Slayzer> the Ogres could strike here
<Slayzer> there's a first time for everything my friend
<Taly> "True. If you're going to go fight them, I have a few suggestions for ya."
<Slayzer> ok..
<Slayzer> *listens*
<Taly> "First, try to get them by themselves. Nothing like a phalanx of charging ogres to ruin your day."
<Slayzer> heh
<Taly> "And if you can't get them alone, see if the Mayor will let you take the militia out there to help you."
<Slayzer> Hmmm that will be a last resort if possibler
* Taly hands you a few strange looking gold coins
<Taly> "This is elven money; I picked it up during a militia action I fought in three years ago. You might find it useful in dealing with the elves."
<Slayzer> Alright
<Slayzer> *takes them*
* Taly goes and lights a few lanterns in the room, as it's now nighttime
<Slayzer> Is there anyone else I should talk to?
<Taly> "You might try the militia captain, Sain Loyfia. She's a great fighter and might know something about the ogres."
<Slayzer> Alright thanks for all the help
<Taly> "You're welcome. St. Asi's blessing on you."
<Slayzer> who is saint Asi?
<Taly> "The patron saint of magic and valor."
<Taly> "Holy knights and wizards venerate him"
<Slayzer> Ahh I see..
<Slayzer> I have my own gods but I accept your blessings *bows and leaves*
*** Taly is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> I head to the dwarf smith is he is awake
<Isles_DM> His door is locked.
<Slayzer> then I go to see the Militia leader
<Isles_DM> You head over to Sain's house.
<Isles_DM> It's slightly larger than the other houses, and the door ls locked.
<Slayzer> I knock lightly
*** Isles_DM is now known as Sain_Loyfia
<Sain_Loyfia> "Who's there?"
<Slayzer> A warrior, I came to deal with the ogre situation
<Sain_Loyfia> "I don't recognize your voice; what's your name?"
<Sain_Loyfia> "I'm warning you, if you're a bandit, I'm the fiercest warrior in the village, and I have a BIG axe!"
<Slayzer> My name is Slayzer
<Sain_Loyfia> DM: you hear the sound of the latch being lifted.
<Slayzer> Of that I have no dobut
<Slayzer> *doubt
<Sain_Loyfia> The door opens. Sain appears to be a very young woman, maybe in her early twenties. She is rather plain, very muscular, carrying a big axe, and wearing sweat-stained armor padding with chain indentations on it.
<Sain_Loyfia> "What do you want?"
<Slayzer> the tavern-owner said you might know more about the Ogres and fighting them..
<Sain_Loyfia> "Tell me his name and I might let you in."
<Slayzer> I am sorry about the hour but i intend to go scouting in the early morning before they wake.. so I ened to finish this now
<Slayzer> Taly
<Slayzer> is his name
<Sain_Loyfia> "All right, come on in. Just remember, I'm watching you."
<Slayzer> *bows and enters, removing his sandals first*
* Sain_Loyfia looks curiously at your sandals
<Slayzer> It is a custom where I am from..
<Sain_Loyfia> "You must be a foreigner... such footgear won't protect you in a Syvashkan winter."
<Slayzer> Yes winter garb is a bit different...
<Sain_Loyfia> The inside of her house looks like the other houses around here; rough wooden furnishings and a stone floor.
<Slayzer> I wait for her to sit then I find a seat myself
<Sain_Loyfia> She doesn't sit.
<Slayzer> Well, what can you tell me of these creatures?
<Sain_Loyfia> "They're very strong, stinky and mean. They use very poor tactics and are easily tricked. Their weapons and armor are crude."
<Sain_Loyfia> "They're more than a match for any man I've met, and even I need help to kill one."
<Slayzer> I see...
<Slayzer> Hmm how many do you think are there?
<Sain_Loyfia> "I couldn't tell you. Judging from the frequency of the raids, there aren't many."
<Slayzer> Hmm I see... what weapons to they favor?
<Slayzer> *do
<Sain_Loyfia> "Big clubs, usually made from fallen trees."
<Sain_Loyfia> "They're too stupid to make other weapons."
<Sain_Loyfia> "And our weapons are too small for them."
* Sain_Loyfia relaxes and sits down
<Slayzer> Hmm I see.. any weaknesses you can think of?
<Sain_Loyfia> "Just their stupidity. Try to ambush or trick them."
<Slayzer> Senses or lack thereof?
<Sain_Loyfia> "I haven't studied them... I'd bet their sense of smell is poor, otherwise they'd kill themselves. Other than that, I have no idea."
<Slayzer> I see... thanks for all your help..
<Sain_Loyfia> "You're welcome."
<Sain_Loyfia> "May Saint Ventars be with you."
<Slayzer> *bows* Good night Lady Sain, rest well for I might have need of your skills later.. if things turn sour..
<Slayzer> May Chan Cheng watch over your exploits
<Sain_Loyfia> "Chan Cheng? What is that?"
<Slayzer> the god of bravery, honor and the martial arts where I come from..
<Sain_Loyfia> "Watch yourself around priests here. The Sori Inquisition is always vigilant, and you could be burned at the stake for venerating pagan gods. Not that I care, but watch yourself around them."
<Slayzer> I see.. I will keep my religion to myself then..
<Slayzer> *bows and leaves, getting his shoes upon exiting*
<Sain_Loyfia> "I'd recommend picking a patron saint like the rest of us... he or she won't mind, I'm sure."
<Sain_Loyfia> "Just as public cover, mind you."
<Slayzer> I see
<Sain_Loyfia> "I follow Saint Ventars, the patron saint of fire and revenge. He's a good warrior's saint."
<Slayzer> *nods* I will look into it
<Slayzer> Good night
<Slayzer> (btw is there an Inn
<Slayzer> ?
<Sain_Loyfia> "Good luck"
*** Sain_Loyfia is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> The tavern doubles as one. Remember also that you're welcome to stay at the Mayor's house.
<Slayzer> I go to the Mayor's house then
*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Here to stay the night?"
* Mayor_Ivanija tosses you a blanket
<Slayzer> Yes, I will leave in the morning
<Slayzer> *catches*
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Good night then. Asi's blessing."
<Mayor_Ivanija> (BTW, that's pronounced "Ah-see")
<Slayzer> Good night to you Lord Mayor
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Isles_Dm
<Isles_Dm> You wake the next morning to the smell of roasting chicken
<Slayzer> *gets his things in order and folds up the blanket*
*** Isles_Dm is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Slayzer! Are you ready for some breakfast?"
<Slayzer> Yes, but I must make it short...
* Mayor_Ivanija hands you a chicken leg
<Slayzer> *eats as quickly as he can without making a mess*
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I talked to Estra and he gave me two cheeses for you, in case you're out for a while. Take them, and Godspeed, Slayzer."
<Slayzer> Thanks *bows* *takes the cheeses*
<Slayzer> *gets his stuff and heads out*
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> Where to?
<Slayzer> I head out to the road the ambushes are occuring on
<Slayzer> is ther any cover?
<Isles_DM> Just a few bushes... no hard cover. The forest is about 100 yards north of the road.
<Isles_DM> The bushes are far too small to hide ogres in.
<Slayzer> I enter the forest
<Isles_DM> Gen a move.
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The weasel scourges the plain; protects against the edge of the lash!
<Slayzer> !ybmove
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The crane strikes before the ocean; dominates the stab of the rodent!
<Isles_DM> You see an elf up in a tree, bow nocked and pointed at you.
<Isles_DM> (You spotted him first)
<Slayzer> *finds cover*
<Slayzer> (hard cover)
<Isles_DM> He yells at you: "What's a bastard Sori doing here in the forest? Go back to your mother before I impale you"
<Isles_DM> (Hard cover's not hard to find in a forest )
*** Isles_DM is now known as Angry_Elf
<Slayzer> First off I know who my father thank you.. second I am not a Sori and third I am trying to flank the Ogres who are raiding this trade route..
<Angry_Elf> "You're lucky I'm looking for them too or you'd be dead by now"
<Slayzer> I see... so you don't know where they are?
<Angry_Elf> "Not exactly... now go away, human."
<Slayzer> Fine, don't mind me...
*** Angry_Elf is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> *goes along on his way skirting the forest and using brush as cover*
<Isles_DM> The elf glares at you as you depart
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The crab slashes close to the badlands; conceals the gaze of the venom!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The tiger shouts from the labyrinth; grasps the descent of the venom! *yen*
<Slayzer> (woo yen)
<Isles_DM> Hmmm... ogre tracks.
<Isles_DM> Looks like one of them dropped a yen, too
<Slayzer> (2 venom moves lol)
<Slayzer> Hmm can I tell how recent?
<Isles_DM> Maybe a day old.
<Slayzer> where are they headed?
<Isles_DM> Into the forest. Do you want to follow them?
<Slayzer> I follow them from cover if possible
<Isles_DM> Ok, you follow them for a while. They appear to be heading east, into the rising sun.
<Slayzer> deeper into the forest?
<Isles_DM> No.
<Slayzer> Alright
<Isles_DM> Roughly parallel to the forest's edge
<Isles_DM> After tracking for about an hour, you notice an unpleasant, rotting odor.
<Slayzer> Oh great
<Slayzer> The Smell of Death (tm)
<Isles_DM> Heh.
<Slayzer> they must be fairly close by then...
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<Slayzer> I go upwind and try to get a good look
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The manticore punches the volcano; spins next to the cut of the flower!
<Isles_DM> Never mind
<Isles_DM> Don't gen one
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The weasel rains upon the badlands as it vigorously destroys the Monastery of the Red Butterfly; shields the speed of the star!
<Slayzer> heh
<Isles_DM> You don't need to now... as you see a boot sticking out of a bush.
<Isles_DM> A small boot
<Slayzer> dwarf small?
<Slayzer> or gnome small? heh
<Isles_DM> Dwarves have big feet. Small human small
<Slayzer> *goes to get a closer look*
<Isles_DM> The boot appears to be finely tooled leather, with lots of strange runes on it. There's a bite out of the top of it.
<Slayzer> lovely.. elvish work
<Isles_DM> The smell is very strong here.
<Slayzer> I hold my nose shut and move along..
<Slayzer> * looks for the body*
<Isles_DM> That's strange... the tree right next to the bush is covered in blood.
<Slayzer> Hmmm I look up
<Isles_DM> You see various elf parts in the tree. It looks as though someone dismembered it, ate part of it, and threw the rest up there. You see the boot's mate attached to a leg.
<Slayzer> Great hung up to dry I imagine
<Isles_DM> Quite carelessly
<Slayzer> *will give him a burial later*
<Slayzer> any tracks?
<Isles_DM> The tracks continue
<Slayzer> I follow
<Isles_DM> The next item you find is about a mile further along. It appears to be a broken longbow, snapped neatly in half and discarded. There is a lot of blood on the ground near it.
<Slayzer> ack...
<Slayzer> this is where they fought him apparently...
<Slayzer> I carefully move off the path and follow
<Slayzer> the tracks
<Isles_DM> The next thing you find, two miles further down, is some scattered, charred wood and a wooden wheel. A mule's head lies near the wheel.
<Slayzer> .... great... a path of destruction
<Slayzer> what does the wood look like it was?
<Isles_DM> You smell salt in the air.
<Isles_DM> Planks
<Slayzer> Hmmm close to the ocean ... I check the soil
<Isles_DM> It seems normal.
<Slayzer> enough wood for a ship?
<Isles_DM> Not nearly. Maybe enough for a child's chair or a large toy.
<Slayzer> a crate maybe?
<Slayzer> no...
<Isles_DM> There are marks here... it looks like someone dragged something toward the east here.
<Slayzer> I look around
<Slayzer> a sack?
<Isles_DM> No... something hard and with square edges
<Slayzer> I follow those tracks then
<Slayzer> a chest possibly...
<Isles_DM> They coincide with the ogre tracks
<Slayzer> I se
<Slayzer> I carefully follow then...
<Slayzer> keeping both ears open
<Isles_DM> As you continue to follow the tracks, the salt smell is overwhelmed by a horrid smell. It's as if someone slaughtered a herd of thousands of cattle and left them in the sun for a week.
<Slayzer> *gags*
<Isles_DM> Just at that moment, you come to the edge of the forest.
<Slayzer> ok
<Isles_DM> You see two ogres sitting on the beach, around a campfire.
<Isles_DM> One ogre is wearing plate mail that looks as though it's made from sheet metal.
<Isles_DM> The other is wearing chainmail.
<Isles_DM> There are two huge swords lying near them
<Slayzer> hmm what do they appear to be doing?
<Isles_DM> They appear to be conversing in Ogrish
<Slayzer> angrily?
<Isles_DM> No.
<Slayzer> what is aroudn them?
<Isles_DM> Some scattered debris... mostly wooden. A few bones. A skull.
<Slayzer> size of the skull?
<Isles_DM> Fairly small and delicate
<Isles_DM> Weird eye sockets
<Slayzer> like a baby or a whole different race?
<Slayzer> brb
<Isles_DM> k
<Isles_DM> Like a different race. It has oval eye sockets as opposed to round human ones. It's not extremely small... just smaller than your average human skull
<Slayzer> like say an elf?
<Isles_DM> Could well be
<Slayzer> *thinks about the current situation*
<Slayzer> *lies in wait*
<Isles_DM> Their backs are toward you.
<Slayzer> *goes back to the body from before*
<Isles_DM> That's about 4 miles back.
<Slayzer> I know
<Isles_DM> Ok, you get there without incident
<Slayzer> I look for some vines
<Isles_DM> Vines? You don't see any.
<Slayzer> hmmm
<Slayzer> (Do I have rope?
<Isles_DM> (This is an evergreen forest)
<Isles_DM> (Sure, why not)
<Slayzer> this is going to be disgusting... *gets an arm from the tree*
<Isles_DM> It takes you about half an hour to get the body parts down from the tree.
<Slayzer> time of day?
<Isles_DM> Late afternoon
<Slayzer> ok I fray my rope a bit and wrap in around the bone.. (so its less visable)
<Isles_DM> Ok.
<Slayzer> messy too
<Slayzer> *wipes his hands off on the boot
<Slayzer> how long is the arm?
<Isles_DM> The body is so badly mangled it's hard to tell whether it was male or female
<Isles_DM> About a foot and a half
<Slayzer> that should do...
<Slayzer> I go back to where the ogres are...
<Isles_DM> It's now early evening.
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> what are the ogres doing?
<Isles_DM> They are standing. One of them is peering into the sea with a spyglass.
<Slayzer> I watch them
<Isles_DM> You see a ship come over the horizon
<Slayzer> sails?
<Isles_DM> Yes
<Slayzer> I meant any specific colors
<Isles_DM> No... white sails, no flag.
<Isles_DM> A rowboat is lowered off the side and starts coming toward the shore
<Slayzer> how long till they reach shore?
<Isles_DM> About 15 minutes before the rowboat gets here
<Slayzer> *just watches*
<Isles_DM> The rowboat pulls up to shore, full of crates. There's a man in it. He's short, dark-haired and scruffy, with a curly beard. He's wearing gaudy striped clothing.
<Isles_DM> The ogres come and take the crates off the boat.
<Slayzer> any markings??
<Isles_DM> The man hands the ogres a sack, gets in his rowboat, and heads back toward the boat.
<Isles_DM> No
<Isles_DM> Wait... sorry
<Isles_DM> There's writing on them, but in a language you don't know (unless you write Giant)
<Slayzer> (heh)
<Isles_DM> The ogres pry open one of the crates, hooting excitedly.
<Slayzer> *carefully watches*
<Isles_DM> One of them pulls out a long tube, flared at one end and mounted on a crossbow-style stock on the other.
<Slayzer> (=P)
<Isles_DM> (What? )
<Slayzer> (heh)
<Isles_DM> He pours in something from the sack, and drops a metal ball into the tube.
<Slayzer> *waits under cover*
<Isles_DM> He points it at a nearby tree, and you hear a loud *BOOM*.
<Isles_DM> You hear happy grunting and hooting.
<Slayzer> *a bit startled but not much*
<Isles_DM> Then you hear loud footsteps
<Slayzer> where are they headed?
<Isles_DM> It looks like the ogre in chain mail ran off into the forest.
<Slayzer> direction?
<Isles_DM> North
<Slayzer> umm towards the path?
<Isles_DM> He's carrying one of those tubes
<Isles_DM> No
<Slayzer> and the town?
<Isles_DM> The town is southwest of here
<Slayzer> the one in plate?
<Isles_DM> He's sitting by the campfire, loading the tube again
<Slayzer> how far back the burned up wood and stuff?
<Isles_DM> About a mile
<Slayzer> hmmm I got back and get the head of the mule
<Isles_DM> Ok
<Slayzer> should take half and hour or so
<Isles_DM> About
<Slayzer> and some wood board too
<Isles_DM> Ok
<Slayzer> when I get back what is the situation?
<Isles_DM> The plated ogre is digging through the other crates. There are lots of supplies and more tubes lying around.
<Isles_DM> He's alone
<Slayzer> any way I can reach a tube withotu him looking?
<Slayzer> one close to some cover
<Isles_DM> If you sneak well enough (move comparison)
<Slayzer> I wait for him to go digging into a crate and then try to grab one then... (hopefully they are loaded... heh)
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmov
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The grasshopper impales the sea; conceals the speed of the cave!
<Slayzer> 1mb ybmove
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The spider drowns the plain; dances facing the rolling of the feline!
<Isles_DM> That's a pretty sneaky move
<Isles_DM> You steal over and grab a tube
<Slayzer> *get sback in cover
<Slayzer> is it loaded?
<Isles_DM> No
<Slayzer> does the ogre have his loaded one in his hand?
<Isles_DM> No... his is by the fire.
<Slayzer> ok he goes the brazen move then...
<Slayzer> *leaps out of cover kicking the Ogre's gun-thing out of his reach and attacks*
*** Isles_DM is now known as Durga
<Durga> "Hey! You not nice! Durga smash!
<Durga> Ogre: CR 4, Hits 5, Master of the Sly Claw, Expert of the Ruins, Leather Armor, yen factor 2
<Durga> *Plate armor: Hits 7
<Slayzer> Ok
<Durga> I don't have your stats, Slayzer
<Durga> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Durga: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the vineyard north-west of Xiang-Xia Province on the dusk of the lotus blossom.
<Slayzer> Hits: 6 master of the Sword, Holy Warrior (generate day), sword, kote and leather armor Holy battery 0 Chi
<Slayzer> 2 Exp and 5 Yen
<Durga> How do you charge your holy battery?
<Slayzer> (putting exp in it... at levels)
<Durga> Ok
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The chain scatters the grotto; defends against the storm of the spring!
<Slayzer> (I didn't have enough )
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The west wind rends the waterfall; redirects the gaze of the rodent!
* Durga goes reeling back... Durga: 6 Slayzer: 6
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The oak rides by the paradise; parts the pain of the rodent for it waves away the cut of the maze!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The chain breaks the pillar; dominates the drive of the tree! *yen*
<Slayzer> (Nice =) getting some love today)
<Durga> "Ow! Durga: 5 Slayzer: 6
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The crane leaps in the midst of the forest; quells the descent of the blade!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The dragon dances within the shrine; removes the energy of the club!
<Durga> Hmmmm
<Slayzer> hard call eh?
* Darkwolf thinks the dragon dancing sounds better ;p
<Durga> Just what I was thinking, too. Durga: 4 Slayzer: 6
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The manticore ravages the waterfall; parries the throw of the star! *yen*
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The fox swims atop the desert; blocks the assailment of the mountain!
<Durga> HURGHHH! Durga: 4 Slayzer: 5
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The manticore nails the heavens and stands within the spring; protects against the drive of the storm!
<Slayzer> Ouch
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The unicorn severs the glacier; parries the onslaught of the holy ground!
* Durga winces in pain! Durga: 3 Slayzer: 5
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The claw strongly overwhelms the well; guards against the kick of the horn!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The east wind shreds the shrine; dominates the blood of the crevice!
<Slayzer> Ow
* Durga SMASH! Durga: 3 Slayzer: 2
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The unicorn prances next to the tundra; averts the foray of the sky as it tracks in the midst of the foray of the sky!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The panther dodges before the temple; removes the drive of the sands!
* Durga looks annoyed; he can't catch you! Durga 2: Slayzer: 2
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The turtle glides over the castle; parts the offensive of the star!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The rat invades the brush; unrelentingly reduces the touch of the bone!
* Durga is really hurting... Durga: 1 Slayzer: 2
<Durga> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Durga: The fox quells the beach; protects against the gaze of the insect!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The weasel sucker punches the beach; conceals the chaos of the flower!
* Durga goes down
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> that's one beat beach hehe
*** Durga is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> Hehe...
<Isles_DM> I'm glad that claw move didn't end up being the end of you.
<Slayzer> Yeah... that could have killed me =(
<Slayzer> (4 Yen)
<Isles_DM> Not yet... you have to find it.
<Slayzer> ewww =P
<Isles_DM> Hehe... you get 4 yen.
<Slayzer> I bind injuries
<Isles_DM> Ok. You also find a small bottle of healing salve on the ogre. It mysteriously heals all of your wounds
<Slayzer> get his loaded gun and hide the crates
<Slayzer> Ahh.... Sake...
<Slayzer> (lol)
<Isles_DM> Where do you hide the crates? P)
<Slayzer> bushes or rocks if possible
<Isles_DM> The beach here is pretty clear... the forest is the nearest cover. There's 4 crates, by the way, and they're very heavy
<Slayzer> doubtless.... I might just hide their contents
<Slayzer> I get the ogre's armor and sword as well
<Slayzer> then I go looking for his friend
<Isles_DM> Ok. They're too big for you, but the weaponsmith could buy them as scrap
<Slayzer> Yeah I know...
<Isles_DM> His friend sees you first... he's on the edge of the forest right now.
*** Isles_DM is now known as Dur
<Dur> You killed Durga! Me smash you!
<Slayzer> Dur and Durga? hehe
<Dur> !mb ybmasters
<Dur> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Dur: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the vale north of the Yang River Bridge on the dawn of the rabbit.
<Slayzer> *tries to use the gun-thing*
<Dur> Ok, fire your gun. No special moves or styles are applicable with it. Dur doesn't have a gun, so he can only defend.
<Slayzer> !ybmove
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The east wind mangles the brush; quells the energy of the sky!
<Dur> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Dur: The east wind leaps by the cliff; dodges the efforts of the tides!
* Dur dodges your bullet
<Dur> CR 4, Hits 5, Master of the Sly Claw, Expert of the Ruins, Leather Armor, yen factor 2
<Dur> (Chain Armor: Hits 6
<Dur> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Dur: The fox sweeps across the labyrinth; wards off the cut of the mire!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The sword bows above the shrine; absorbs the thrust of the field!
<Dur> I've heard of the Sword of Damocles... Dur: 3 Slayzer: 6
<Dur> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Dur: The grasshopper decimates the beach; grasps the beauty of the crevice!
<Slayzer> (2 Hits left on Dur)
<Slayzer> *pats his kataan*
<Dur> Dur: 2 Slayzer: 6
<Slayzer> *katana
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The rat fluidly drowns the beach; removes the storm of the holy ground!
<Dur> Heh... you're living up to your name tonight. Dur: 1 Slayzer: 6
<Dur> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Dur: The weasel dodges next to the foothills; fends off the tempest of the garden!
<Slayzer> (thought it said fluidly drowns on the beach)
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The phoenix flips next to the plain; parts the speed of the canine! *yen*
<Dur> The lil' weasel dodged ya Dur: 1 Slayzer: 5
<Dur> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Dur: The fox sings by the swamp; shields the quickening of the bird!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The tsunami prances underneath the sea; leaps over the throw of the sky!
<Slayzer> LOL
<Dur> Your move is worthless. Dur: 1 Slayzer: 4
<Dur> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Dur: The panther leaps close to the sea; reduces the blood of the bird!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The wolf falls over the ravine; defends against the thrust of the river!
<Slayzer> *sigh* lol
<Dur> SPLART! Dur: 1 Slayzer: 3
<Dur> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Dur: The lotus blossom rides atop the vineyard; reduces the gaze of the flame!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The unicorn appears facing the temple; waves away the cut of the spring!
* Dur dies
<Dur> 2 yen to you
*** Dur is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> I get his stuff and make sure he is dead
<Slayzer> 2 exp
<Slayzer> so 4 now
<Isles_DM> Ok
* Isles_DM trusts that you know what you're doing better than he does there
<Slayzer> 12 Yen total
<Isles_DM> Two delicious ogre heads.
<Slayzer> (4 CR vs a 4 hit char = 1 exp)
<Isles_DM> (ok)
<Isles_DM> What do you do now?
<Slayzer> I hide the stuff as best I can... farther away now
<Slayzer> then I go and bury the bones on the beach and the poor person that was in the tree... with a prayer
<Slayzer> then its off to the town
<Isles_DM> Spending about two hours, you drag everything you can out into the forest, hide it, and shove the crates into the water. After the burials are complete, it's well after midnight.
<Slayzer> wait
<Isles_DM> Ok
<Slayzer> did the ship leave?
<Isles_DM> Yes
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I try to see where the one ogre was headed
<Slayzer> They aren't very sneaky in the woods heh
<Isles_DM> Toward the camp. He'd finished whatever he was doing.
<Isles_DM> BTW, you find a letter in one of the crates
<Slayzer> I read it if possible
<Isles_DM> It appears to be ciphered
<Slayzer> I also get the sack of powder
<Isles_DM> Ok
<Slayzer> (it being the most important part =) )
<Isles_DM> (Heh.)
<Slayzer> I take these back to town
<Slayzer> it will be early morning or so by then...
<Isles_DM> You arrive in town at about dawn
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I report to the Mayor
*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanijia
<Mayor_Ivanijia> "Slayzer! Good to see- Where did you get that gun?!
<Slayzer> The ogres got them...
<Slayzer> from some seafarers..
<Slayzer> There was a pair of them...
<Mayor_Ivanijia> "A pair of seafarers or ogres?"
<Slayzer> Ogres
<Mayor_Ivanijia> "Hmmm... were the seafarers human?"
<Slayzer> There are more guns in the forest
<Slayzer> I think so
<Mayor_Ivanijia> "I'll send a party out to retrieve them"
<Slayzer> brb
<Mayor_Ivanijia> k
<Slayzer> family stuff
<Slayzer> might be a while
<Mayor_Ivanijia> "Can you tell the difference between a Sori and an Endrian, Slayzer?"
<Mayor_Ivanijia> No problem Skan
<Mayor_Ivanijia> *Skarn
*** Mayor_Ivanijia is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Mayor_Ivanija> Hey Skarnkai... hate to tell you this but you're going to have to lose a yen. Rules say that you can only get yen from monsters, so that yen you gen'ed spotting the elf doesn't count.
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> Err... not sure Lord Mayor...
<Slayzer> *describes the man*
<Slayzer> had to help grandmother with the each tree
<Slayzer> *peach
<Mayor_Ivanija> Ok.
<Mayor_Ivanija> (I need a description. If you don't remember, you don't remember. I described him)
<Slayzer> bearded
<Mayor_Ivanija> What color hair?
<Slayzer> dark
<Slayzer> he was pretty short...
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Good. Most Endrians have light hair and they're taller."
<Slayzer> and wearing a striped shirt
<Mayor_Ivanija> "We've been hiding the secret of gunpowder from the Endrians, and I wanted to make sure they didn't have it."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "We need to destroy those guns"
<Slayzer> I see...
<Mayor_Ivanija> "They were delivered by a ship, you say?"
<Slayzer> As you wish... I will take your militia to where I hid them
<Slayzer> yes
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Any markings?"
<Slayzer> None that I could see
<Slayzer> I found this letter in the crate
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Hmmmm... we need to find out who is smuggling guns to the ogres and why. A letter?"
<Slayzer> *hands the mayor the letter*
* Mayor_Ivanija tries to read it
<Mayor_Ivanija> "This is gibberish to me.
<Slayzer> Same to me...
<Mayor_Ivanija> (If you give me a minute or two, I'll type the letter, cipher it, and post it here)
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> I took the gunpowder .. *hands the mayor the sack along with his own gun*
<Mayor_Ivanija> Q,
<Mayor_Ivanija> Nblf tvsf uif phsft hfu fopvhi npofz uijs ujnf... gjobodft bsf bmxbzt ujhiu uijt ujnf pg zfbs. H jt po nz bstf bhbjo bcpvu qbznfout. Ubml up uif exbswft uisff ebzt gspn pqx boe hfu Cjmfe up cvz.
<Mayor_Ivanija> W.
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Thank you, Slayzer"
<Slayzer> I will try to decipher it later
<Mayor_Ivanija> No problem.
<Slayzer> hmm you will dismantle the guns?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Yes, they must be destroyed"
<Mayor_Ivanija> "You see, our soldiers are better individual fighters than the Endrians, but they vastly outnumber us"
<Slayzer> Hmm might I have the barrels? I will add them to the other scrap metal to sell
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Guns are a help to us, but if they had them, they would destroy us."
<Slayzer> Understood
<Mayor_Ivanija> "That's fine with me, so long as you sell them to Aliksandr in short order"
<Slayzer> Aliksandr?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Our smith"
<Slayzer> the dwarven one? or the blacksmith?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "The blacksmith. The dwarf is named Bund"
<Slayzer> I see.
<Slayzer> Alright then hmm
<Slayzer> I had to bury 2 unfortunate people and I had a run-in with an elf
<Mayor_Ivanija> "An elf? What happened?"
<Slayzer> not much.. I was trying to use the forest as cover.. he threatened me... he seemed to be after the Ogres as well
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I suppose that it was unimportant then. Did you catch his name?"
<Slayzer> He didn't say
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Take the day off and catch up on your sleep, Slayzer. Slayzer... hmmm... what is your surname? You never shared that with me."
<Slayzer> Hmm it wouldn't have any meaning for you..
<Slayzer> its Izoyoi
<Mayor_Ivanija> "It means you are of the Izoyoi family. That is all I need to know, though the name is unfamiliar. Go and get some rest, Slayzer Izoyoi."
<Slayzer> I will after doing the business I need to finish
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Heh... you are quite dedicated."
<Slayzer> (its 8 AM.... if I sleep now... getting up late heh)
<Slayzer> I try to get everything done then rest
<Slayzer> By your leave Lord Mayor
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Take Namaria and three of our militiamen out there. They should be enough to haul it all back here."
<Slayzer> *bows*
<Slayzer> Namaria?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "And please, you're a hero now. Call me Avga."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Our Sergeant of the Militia"
<Slayzer> Alright Avga
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Avga
<Slayzer> *bows and leaves*
*** Avga is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> Where to?
<Slayzer> Is there a Militia building?
<Isles_DM> No, though there is a small training pit. You see a couple of men sparring there
<Slayzer> *goes there*
*** Isles_DM is now known as Sparring_Man
<Sparring_Man> Hail, Slayzer!
<Sparring_Man> I am Faing, and it's a pleasure to meet you. What can I do for you?
*** Sparring_Man is now known as Faing
<Slayzer> I need to speak with your sergeant
<Faing> Namaria? She's probably at Sain's house.
<Slayzer> *nods* You already know my name
<Slayzer> Alright
<Slayzer> I will need 3 volunteers to recover some good
<Faing> You don't look like one of us, and we've heard about what you were doing. The Mayor told us
<Slayzer> goods
<Faing> I'll go! (The other man in the pit volunteers as well)
<Slayzer> Alright then
<Slayzer> find someone else and meet me at lady Sain's then
<Faing> Yes sir!
<Faing> I know just the fellow
<Slayzer> *nods and leaves*
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<Sabaron>
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> I just lost my log; does anyone else have one?
<Slayzer> I do
<Slayzer> I turned logging on
<Isles_DM> Ah, thank you. I don't suppose I could persuade you to post the adventure when we're done, then?
<Slayzer> no problem
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<Darkwolf> (if you dont have the whole thing, I do...)
<Slayzer> I got it
<Darkwolf>
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<Sabaron> Let's try this again.
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> Hello?
<Darkwolf>
<Isles_DM> Where'd Skarnkai go?
<Darkwolf> he might have gone to deal with the peach tree again...he last said something at 15:32 my time
<Isles_DM> Ah.
<Slayzer> wb
<Isles_DM> Thanks.
<Slayzer> Sorry
<Slayzer> I go to Sein's place now
*** Isles_DM is now known as Sain_Loyfia
<Sain_Loyfia> "Oh, it's you again. What do you need, Slayzer?"
<Slayzer> *knocks on the door*
<Slayzer> err nm heh
<Slayzer> The ogres had some goods... the mayor wants your second and 3 of the militia to go and bring them back..
* Sain_Loyfia has to restart his computer again; Explorer didn't boot properly.
<Sain_Loyfia> Just a sec
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<Slayzer> welcome back again
<Sabaron>
*** Sabaron is now known as Sain_Loyfia
<Slayzer> Alright...
<Sain_Loyfia> "Well, go ahead take Namaria. Take Garii, Latan and Faing with you."
<Slayzer> Thanks
<Slayzer> *bows*
<Slayzer> Namaria is here correct?
<Sain_Loyfia> "Yes."
*** Sain_Loyfia is now known as Namaria
* Namaria is an older woman, maybe in her fifties. She is large with thick gray hair, brown eyes and a broken nose. She wears chainmail and carries a greatsword
<Slayzer> Alright, let's be off then
<Namaria> "Certainly, Slayzer."
* Namaria follows you
<Slayzer> *takes the group to where the goods are held*
<Namaria> client
<Slayzer> (? oh heh)
<Namaria> back
<Namaria> (The group? The three people Sain mentioned weren't there)
*** Namaria is now known as Faing
* Faing runs up to you with the other man and with an extremely old man in tow. The old man has a stout club.
<Slayzer> (oh )
<Faing> "This is Estra Velai, our cheesemaker. Sure, he doesn't look like much, but he killed three dwarves during their last raid."
<Faing> "Ready to go?"
<Slayzer> *nods* I am ready
*** Faing is now known as Namaria_and_militia
<Namaria_and_militia> Estra: Let's go then!
<Slayzer> Yes lets
<Namaria_and_militia> Namaria: "Lead on, good Slayzer"
<Slayzer> *leads them*
<Namaria_and_militia> (to where?)
<Slayzer> (decoding now too )
<Namaria_and_militia> (Did you break the cipher?)
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<Slayzer> (is it normal or odd?)
<Slayzer> (to the goods... =P)
<Namaria_and_militia> (It's very simple, and I don't know what you mean)
<Slayzer> to where I hid the goods...
<Namaria_and_militia> (About the cipher being normal or odd)
<Slayzer> (well is it letter replacement? or scrambled or numeric?)
<Namaria_and_militia> You lead your small group to where you hid the goods. They immediately set to work gathering them up.
<Namaria_and_militia> (That would take all the fun out of it. )
<Slayzer> *helps*
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<Namaria_and_militia> After about an hour, the five of you gather up the goods.
<Slayzer> got it I think
<Namaria_and_militia> What is it?
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<Slayzer> one letter back
<Namaria_and_militia> So, what's it say, then?
*** DinnerDiceBotBackSoon is now known as DiceBot
<Slayzer> translating
<Slayzer> P,
<Slayzer> Make sure the ogres get enough money thir time finances are always tight this time of year.
<Slayzer> G is on my arse again about payments. Talk to the dwarves three days from now and get Biled to
<Slayzer> buy.
<Slayzer> X.
<Slayzer> (thir is a mistake I think hehe)
<Slayzer> Dealing with the Men in Black here
* Looking up Namaria_and_militia user info...
* Slayzer slaps Namaria_and_militia around a bit with a large trout
<DiceBot> hmmmm
<DiceBot> 0 sec ping
<DiceBot> that can't be good
<DiceBot> cya
<Slayzer> cya
<Slayzer> Hmm.... must be busy with clients
<Namaria_and_militia> yup
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<Slayzer> Well I need to log soon.. shall I wrap up?
<Slayzer> On monsters Sabaron for every point of CR a monster has 5 yen or Exp
<Slayzer> so those ogres were actually a bit tougher
<Namaria_and_militia> Ah
* Namaria_and_militia is back
<Namaria_and_militia> X is a mistake, too... should be V
<Slayzer> They had sword right?
<Slayzer> heh
<Namaria_and_militia> They didn't use them, just the armor
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> so I don't get them then (by the rules)
<Namaria_and_militia> The armor is worth a bit more, so +3 CR for that
<Slayzer> here it is
<Slayzer> Durga
<Slayzer> Plate (+3 hits so 15 yen), Master of Sly claw (10 Exp) Expert of Ruins (10 exp)
<Slayzer> 35 Total so CR 7
<Namaria_and_militia> Heh... that's a standard monster from the site + plate
<Namaria_and_militia> Ah, I see
<Slayzer> oh oops
<Slayzer> expert is 5 lol
<Slayzer> CR 6
<Namaria_and_militia> CR 6 and CR 5
<Slayzer> so 1.5 exp from him
<Namaria_and_militia> And 1.25 from Dur
*** Namaria_and_militia is now known as Sabaron
<Slayzer> Hmm
<Sabaron> What?
<Slayzer> getting rules on fractions
<Slayzer> all fractions become 1/2
<Slayzer> guess halves is all they want to do...
<Slayzer> Which means... I go up a hit *wooo*
<Slayzer> also I sell all the stuff for 12.5 yen
<Sabaron>
<Slayzer> (armor)
<Slayzer> the rest is rp
<Sabaron> np
<Sabaron> Aliksandr and Bund have a wide selection if you care to buy
<Slayzer> spending exp first
<Sabaron> No problem.
<Slayzer> Unicorn, Temple
<Slayzer> Weasel, Beach
<Sabaron> Your killing moves?
<Slayzer> yeah
<Slayzer> looking on the last thread
* Sabaron starts chanting "Weasel Master! Weasel Master! Weasel Master!"
<Sabaron> You didn't fight at all in that one
<Slayzer> no I meant wicht's tomb
<Sabaron> Oh
<Slayzer> scythe, bruch
<Slayzer> brush
<Slayzer> dagger, tombs
<Sabaron> Those make good place names: Weasel Beach! Temple of the Unicorn! Tomb of Daggers!
<Slayzer> only one I like is Temple
<Slayzer> I spend 2 on my Battery
<Slayzer> 1 on Transcendant mod for my Sword style
<Slayzer> now... 2 on temple... or 2 more in battery
<Slayzer> 2 more in Battery
<Slayzer> 4 Chi now
<Slayzer> posting log
<Sabaron> Nice.
<Sabaron> Thanks

 

[Skarnkai]

Session Start: Wed Jun 05 14:09:37 2002
Session Ident: #ybfight
*** Now talking in #ybfight
*** Topic is 'YB fight channel'
*** Set by Noir on Mon Jun 03 21:17:54
<Slayzer> I am ready now
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> When we left off, our hero Slayzer had just led a small band of militia into the woods to gather up the ogres' supplies
<Slayzer> Yeah...
<Slayzer> Anything happen on the way?
*** Isles_DM is now known as Namaria_and_militia
<Namaria_and_militia> (No, but when you get there, you find that most of the supplies, and all of the guns, are gone)
<Slayzer> Damn...
<Namaria_and_militia> Faing: "You hauled us all the way out here to get two tins of rations, a sack, and a length of rope?
<Slayzer> This is not good
<Slayzer> no there were more guns and things here...
<Slayzer> I wonder who could have taken them??
<Namaria_and_militia> Namaria: "Are you sure you got all of the ogres, and that they were dead?"
<Namaria_and_militia> Faing goes running off toward the beach
<Slayzer> I saw only 2... and I got those...
<Slayzer> *follows Faing*
<Namaria_and_militia> Faing comes back. "Yep, the corpses are there; it wasn't the ogres."
<Slayzer> Hmmm perhaps the elves?
<Namaria_and_militia> Namaria: "That's what I'd wager"
<Namaria_and_militia> Estra: "Them elveses are sneaky bastards"
<Slayzer> Hmmm, well we should definately report back... unless you think we should try and recover them ourselves?
<Namaria_and_militia> Namaria: "I'm up for it"
<Namaria_and_militia> Estra: "Bash da elveses!"
<Namaria_and_militia> Faing: "I think the mayor would want to know first"
<Slayzer> I think we should report... then go after the elves if need be...
<Slayzer> I am also weary from lack of sleep... I will need some sleep, if I am going to hunt elves
<Namaria_and_militia> Namaria: "I'll take Estra and hunt for the elves, while you, Faing and Antonunu (the guy who never told you his name) go tell the mayor"
<Slayzer> Alright... be careful though... they are very.. woodcrafty
<Namaria_and_militia> Namaria "I've fought elves before"
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<Namaria_and_militia> Estra: "Them elveses are sissies! One good whack and it's lights out for Bozo!"
<Slayzer> Good luck in your hunt then *bows*
*** Namaria_and_militia is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Faing: "We're heading back to town?"
<Slayzer> Yeah
<Slayzer> the Lord Mayor need to be informed
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Antonunu: "Lead on, then!"
<Slayzer> (brb family stuff yet again hope fully short this time )
<Faing_and_Antonunu> k
<Slayzer> *leads them back*
<Faing_and_Antonunu> (Ok, you're back in town now)
<Slayzer> I got the mayor's immediately
*** Faing_and_Antonunu is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Greetings, Slayzer! What brings you here? Where are the guns?"
<Slayzer> It seems that soneone found them... I suspect it would be the elves....
<Slayzer> Namaria and Estra went to look for them.. I thought it best to inform you of the current situation
<Mayor_Ivanija> "The elves? They hate guns. They prefer their bows"
<Slayzer> then who i wonde?
<Slayzer> wonder
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Whoever it is, it's not a big headache unless they've been shown how to use them."
<Slayzer> I see
<Mayor_Ivanija> "The wrong powder charge or an improperly shaped bullet can ruin the gun... a poor enough job might even explode it"
<Mayor_Ivanija> "But we still need to find them, and I can almost guarantee you it wasn't the elves.
<Mayor_Ivanija> "The other suspects who live around here are: the dwarves, the orcs, the kobolds or the ogres."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I doubt the bears did it"
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<Slayzer> Hmm I see
<Slayzer> Luckily I got most fo the gunpowder
<Mayor_Ivanija> "That's a huge relief"
* Mayor_Ivanija smiles
<Slayzer> Well I am still weary from last night... I will need sleep if i am hunt whoever did this down
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I still need you to find them, though, and make sure Namaria and Estra don't sour our relations with the elves over this."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Go ahead and sleep. I'll send Captain Loyfia to go get them"
<Slayzer> oh ok
<Slayzer> tell her to hurry though..
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I will do so. Go upstairs and sleep, Slayzer"
* Mayor_Ivanija exits the house
<Slayzer> *goes to sleep*
<Mayor_Ivanija> !mb ybmaster
<MeowthBot> Mayor_Ivanija: MeowthBot has decreed this match to take place at the badlands north of the Old Hermit's Village on the night of the falcon.
<Mayor_Ivanija> Day: Falcon
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> (So the rest of the day is Falcon then? heh)
<Isles_DM> You wake up the next day, having had a good night's sleep, free of any troubling dreams.
<Isles_DM> (Yes)
<Isles_DM> (I was reading some other YBA adventures, and Sollir does it that way. It makes sense)
<Slayzer> I go downstairs after getting cleaned up
<Isles_DM> You don't see anyone there
<Slayzer> I head into town
<Isles_DM> Ok. The town seems to be normal today, with people running around and shops doing their business.
<Slayzer> I ask soemone where the mayor went?
* Isles_DM Commoner
*** Isles_DM is now known as Commoner
<Slayzer> Where did the mayor go?
<Commoner> "Hmmm... the mayor? Oh yeah, he organized a search party and headed into the forest early this morning. Dunno what he was looking for. He was wearing that suit of plate armor that he wears when going into battle"
<Commoner> "I'm surprised he didn't take you"
<Slayzer> Oh great...
<Slayzer> *goes to investigate this*
*** Commoner is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> The mayor's path is easy to spot; there were about five or six members of the search party
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I follow after as quickly as possible
<Isles_DM> The first thing you find, after about five minutes, is three dead goblins.
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> do they have anything on them?
<Isles_DM> Their weapons are broken and they've been stripped of any goods they possessed
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> I follow then
<Isles_DM> About half an hour later, you see Faing lying by the edge of the trail, and Antonunu kneeling by him
<Slayzer> What happened??
<Isles_DM> Faing has an arrow protruding from his shoulder
<Slayzer> Elven?
*** Isles_DM is now known as Antonunu
<Antonunu> "We got ambushed by elves here. Everyone fought through it ok, except poor Faing here. The mayor was in a hurry, so he told me to take care of him and pressed on"
<Slayzer> I see...
<Slayzer> Think you will be alright here?
<Antonunu> "I think so, but Faing's wound is beyond my abilities. He needs to get back to town, and soon"
<Antonunu> "I'm only an apprentice healer"
<Slayzer> Can you carry him?
<Slayzer> I see...
<Antonunu> "No, he's too heavy for me."
<Slayzer> How many men does the Mayor have with him..?
<Antonunu> "Namaria, Captain Loyfia, and Estra"
<Antonunu> "Oh, and Gein"
<Antonunu> "Gein was injured to, but not very badly"
<Slayzer> I see...
<Antonunu> "Do you have any medical supplies?"
<Slayzer> I have the ability to heal... remove the arrow
<Slayzer> *looks at the arrow*
<Slayzer> How deep is it?
* Antonunu tugs on the arrow, but it doesn't budge. Faing groans
<Antonunu> "Pretty deep, and I think it's barbed.
<Slayzer> I see... this will hurt a lot then...
<Slayzer> *attempts to push the arrow through
<Antonunu> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The claw shouts with the peaks; defends against the kick of the wind!
<Antonunu> You push and push, but the arrow seems lodged against a bone
<Slayzer> The arrow has struck a bone.... it will take a surgeon to remove the arrow...
<Slayzer> Hopefully this will help..
<Antonunu> "What are you going to do?"
<Slayzer> *prays to Kwan Yin and uses Chi on Faing*
<Slayzer> Give Life (1 hit)
* Antonunu watches amazed as the arrow pops right out of Faing
<Antonunu> "You are a Paladin?"
<Slayzer> Paladin? umm not exactly
<Antonunu> "I've never seen a priest that could fight like that!"
<Slayzer> Its complicated...
<Slayzer> Will he make it to town now?
<Antonunu> "Yes, he should be able to get there fine, now"
*** Antonunu is now known as Faing
<Faing> "I feel much better!"
<Faing> "Good enough to go with you if you like, sir"
<Slayzer> Alright.... Antonunu think he should continue?
*** Faing is now known as Antonunu
<Antonunu> "I'm not sure; I don't know what magic you worked"
<Antonunu> "He looks ok"
<Slayzer> Alright let's go then... hurry
<Antonunu> "Do you want me to go with you as well?"
<Slayzer> Yes I think they will need a healer by the time we get there
<Antonunu> Faing
<Antonunu> Natural hits: 2
<Antonunu> Total hits: 2
<Antonunu> Fist of Fury
<Antonunu> Antonunu
<Antonunu> Natural hits: 1
<Antonunu> Total hits: 2
<Antonunu> Leather Armor
*** Antonunu is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Faing: "Lead on!"
<Slayzer> *leads them*
<Faing_and_Antonunu> (The next scene you come across is horrific. Goblin corpses lie everywhere. More goblins... at least 10 of them, are charging the mayor, who is the only member of the party left standing
<Slayzer> Follow me... *follows the trail*
<Slayzer> Damn...
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Location: Forest
<Slayzer> Attack the goblins
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Yes sir!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Mayor Avga Ivanija
<Slayzer> This is going to be messy
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Natural hits: 8
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Total hits: 3/15
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Master of the Sword, Staff, and Fox styles
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Teacher
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Fist of Fury X2
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Plate Armor, large shield, sword
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Goblin: CR 1, Hits 1, Student of the swift spear, spear, yen factor 1
<Slayzer> 10 Of them...
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Mayor Ivanija @ Gob 1:
<Faing_and_Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Faing_and_Antonunu: The snake dodges before the ruins; removes the energy of the grass!
<Slayzer> (the Mayor is pretty good I see heh)
<Faing_and_Antonunu> 10 goblins @ mayor
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 1: The spider speaks next to the heavens; absorbs the chaos of the grave!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 2: The dagger strikes near the canyon; redirects the assailment of the sands!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 3: The dagger tumbles near the temple; silences the kick of the garden!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 4: The silver rat appears from the canyon; averts the gaze of the venom!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 5: The tiger punches the shrine; flies atop the terror of the farm!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <Faing_and_Antonunu> ybhand
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 1: The manticore rides by the paradise; quells the punch of the mountain!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 2: The chain stands in the midst of the vi
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 2: The chain stands in the midst of the village; glides in the midst of the storm of the lash!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 3: The tiger wracks the rapids; negates the offensive of the club!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 4: The east wind decimates the atoll; dodges the push of the star!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 5: The spider sweeps within the clearing; scatters the edge of the rodent!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove @ goblin 2
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The claw attacks the pillar; blocks the throw of the iron!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Order us, Slayzer!
<Slayzer> hit Goblin 7
<Faing_and_Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<Slayzer> with my attack Sabaron
<MeowthBot> Faing_and_Antonunu: The speeding lightning tumbles next to the heavens; silences the quickening of the ice!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Faing_and_Antonunu: The northstar kicks above the beach; parts the touch of the flower!
<Slayzer> you guys attack 6
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Ok
<Slayzer> and 4
<Slayzer> (judging? hehe)
<Faing_and_Antonunu> The mayor goes down under a swarm of gob attacks. Faing kills his goblin, and so does Antonunu and so do you.
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 1: The courageous foot wracks the island; guards against the drive of the ledge!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 2: The phoenix fluidly shatters the brush and so it terrifyingly splits the stone; parts the violence of the bird! *yen*
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 3: The fist crushes the rapids; grasps the onslaught of the shell!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 4: The spider glides before the tundra; shields the tempest of the sickle!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 5: The tsunami kicks next to the temple; parts the storm of the ice!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <Faing_and_Antonunu> ybhand
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 1: The fox punches the shrine; leaps over the onslaught of the shell!
<Slayzer> does the mayor kill one?
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 2: The kama impales the temple; averts the foray of the fires!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 3: The manticore slashes the ruins; blocks the rising of the mountain as it sinuously reduces the blood of the lash!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> No
<Slayzer> so 7 left
<Faing_and_Antonunu> 1,2,3 @ you 4,5 @ Faing 6,7 @ Antonunu
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The manticore perfectly quells the vineyard; reduces the push of the venom!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Ignore the last mbmove
<Slayzer> (ok)
<Slayzer> Ummm at 3
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Faing: !mb ybmove
<Faing_and_Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Faing_and_Antonunu: The tsunami blasts the pillar; defends against the foray of the venom and in addition it grasps the motion of the lash!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Antonunu
<Faing_and_Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Faing_and_Antonunu: The scythe swims facing the glacier; parts the terror of the reptile!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Direct us, Slayzer!
<Slayzer> faing vs 4
<Slayzer> Antonunu vs 7
<Slayzer> Faing use FoF to help Antonunu
<Slayzer> next round
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Faing: ok
<Slayzer> (you can split it right?)
<Faing_and_Antonunu> (You can "cleave" with it)
<Slayzer> (ok)
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Slayzer takes 1 hit and kills 3. Faing kills 4. Antonunu takes 1 hit.
<Faing_and_Antonunu> You're at what?
<Slayzer> 6 Hits
<Faing_and_Antonunu> k
<Faing_and_Antonunu> Gobs
<Faing_and_Antonunu> MeowthBot> 1: The raven glides underneath the paradise; punches upon the offensive of the pole!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 2: The dagger impales the sea; averts the energy of the fires! *yen*
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 3: The mantis wounds the cliff; averts the speed of the elements!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 4: The scorpion removes the grotto; dodges the violence of the club!
<Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 5: The lotus blossom appears in the midst of the tundra; defends against the chi of the wood!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The grasshopper falls with the ruins; grasps the pain of the reptile!
<Slayzer> I attack 5
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<Slayzer> welcome back
<Slayzer> <Faing_and_Antonunu> MeowthBot> 1: The raven glides underneath the paradise; punches upon the offensive of the pole!
<Slayzer> <Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 2: The dagger impales the sea; averts the energy of the fires! *yen*
<Slayzer> <Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 3: The mantis wounds the cliff; averts the speed of the elements!
<Slayzer> <Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 4: The scorpion removes the grotto; dodges the violence of the club!
<Slayzer> <Faing_and_Antonunu> <MeowthBot> 5: The lotus blossom appears in the midst of the tundra; defends against the chi of the wood!
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<Slayzer> <MeowthBot> Slayzer: The g
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> Thanks.
<Slayzer> Slayzer: The grasshopper falls with the ruins; grasps the pain of the reptile!
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> I attack 5
<Slayzer> there ya go heh
<Isles_DM> Thanks.
<Slayzer> no problem
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The crane delicately severs the pillar; shreds the offensive of the maze!
<Isles_DM> FoF
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The east wind lies through the tundra; guards against the rising of the reptile!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The lightning obliterates the marsh; dominates the kick of the blade!
<Isles_DM> "Boss?"
<Slayzer> Faing hit 4
<Slayzer> Anton hit 2
<Slayzer> Faing follow through to 1
<Isles_DM> Slayzer takes 2 hits, Faing kills 1 and 4, Anton kills 2
<Slayzer> 4 hits left
<Isles_DM> And two gobs, so you should be ok.
<Slayzer> ( Expected that.... thought grasshopper might beat lotus petal hehe)
<Isles_DM> Gob 1
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The scythe overwhelms the desert; dodges the punch of the ice!
<Isles_DM> Gob 2
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The whip drops upon the ricefield; parts the speed of the storm! *yen*
<Isles_DM> 1 @ Slayzer
<Isles_DM> 2 @ Anton
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The panther slays the prairie; silences the drive of the lash!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The transcendent mantis impales the badlands; averts the push of the ice!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The rat shouts next to the foothills; removes the blood of the farm!
<Slayzer> Faing attack 2 Anton 2 as well
<Slayzer> I got 1
<Isles_DM> Heh
<Isles_DM> Slayzer takes 1 hit, Faing kills 2, Anton goes down.
<Slayzer> Ack
<Slayzer> (not dead though )
<Isles_DM> (True)
<Slayzer> Hits 3
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The turtle sings across the volcano; shields the beauty of the canine!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The northstar wounds the cemetery; protects against the motion of the isle!
<Isles_DM> Goblin
<Isles_DM> @ Slayzer
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The trident leaps over the badlands; quells the kick of the field and dances by the violence of the elements! *yen+yen*
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The west wind leaps through the plain; avoids the touch of the lash!
<Slayzer> (anton's down )
<Isles_DM> Oops.
<Slayzer> (heh)
<Isles_DM> Slayzer takes one hit. No other results
<Slayzer> 2 hits
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Goblin
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The gold crane assaults the tower; dominates the throw of the shell!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The lizard slashes the marsh; fends off the punch of the bone!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The nunchaku tracks atop the wastelands; absorbs the chi of the field!
<Isles_DM> Goblin dies
<Slayzer> ok
<Isles_DM> You find 4 yen and 10 spears on the bodies
<Slayzer> Check on the Mayor and Anton
<Isles_DM> Faing takes one
<Isles_DM> The Mayor and Anton are both just unconscious (the goblins never got one spear move)
<Isles_DM> They both awaken
<Isles_DM> Mayor Ivanija: "Thanks for the help, Slayzer!"
<Slayzer> I am glad to assist
<Isles_DM> (10 CR divided by the four of you is 2.5 XP each)
<Slayzer> Not exactly
<Isles_DM> Why not?
<Slayzer> did soemone get a double yen move?
<Isles_DM> Oh, right; you don't use Gray's method
<Isles_DM> Yes
<Isles_DM> Two regular yen moves and a double yen
<Isles_DM> So I divide the 2.5 by 6 for you, by 8 for Ivanija, and by 2 for Faing?
<Slayzer> no
<Isles_DM> How does it work?
<Slayzer> best way would be to give the 10 CR to the three of us (since the Mayor didn't kill any...)
<Slayzer> 10 CR/ 4 hits (highest hit total)
<Slayzer> giving 2.5 then divided by 3
<Isles_DM> (The mayor took the first round of hits for you)
<Slayzer> Hrmm
<Slayzer> its messy...
<Slayzer> by the book it will be REAL complicated...
<Slayzer> lets do it this way 2.5 each divded by hits...
<Isles_DM> That works.
<Slayzer> so I get .5
<Isles_DM> You are 4 hits or 6?
<Slayzer> Anton gets 2.5
<Slayzer> Faing gets 1.5
<Isles_DM> And the Mayor gets nothing
<Slayzer> and The Mayor gets .5
<Slayzer> or nothing
<Slayzer> heh
<Isles_DM> It's too small a fraction
<Slayzer> also 5 yen moves
<Isles_DM> You counted? (I lost my log again. ;P)
<Slayzer> yeah
<Slayzer> so 1 each
<Slayzer> plus 1 for someone else
<Slayzer> vote?
<Slayzer> (or we could add in spear values)
<Isles_DM> Faing: "Slayzer" Anton: "Slayzer" Mayor: "Slayzer"
<Slayzer> Umm... thanks
<Isles_DM> *Anton and the Mayor each grab a spear
<Slayzer> Anyone want a spear?
<Slayzer> that leaves 7
<Slayzer> each sells for 1 (I think)
<Isles_DM> Mayor: "You take one for yourself, that's 6 left over. 6 yen / 4 of us is 1.5 yen each
<Isles_DM> (Half yen are ok, remember)
<Slayzer> Nah I got my sword... that's all I need..
<Slayzer> (not going to cheese out and carry 10+ weapons )
<Isles_DM> (Heh)
<Slayzer> 7 yen from weapons +5 Yen = 3 Yen each
<Isles_DM> Ivanija: "So, if you get charged by a Dire Boar, you'll use your sword?"
<Slayzer> *wants to divide it evenly*
<Slayzer> Yes but carefully...
<Slayzer> and a katana can pierce...
<Isles_DM> *The other members of the party are coming to their senses
<Slayzer> *checks on all of them*
<Isles_DM> They seem fine, except for Gein, who still has a very nasty arrow wound in his leg
<Slayzer> *heals Gein*
<Isles_DM> Gein: "Thank you very much, Slayzer!"
<Isles_DM> All except Anton: "A Paladin!"
<Slayzer> Gald to help
<Slayzer> *glad
<Slayzer> *anime teardrop*
<Slayzer> (hehe)
<Isles_DM> (;P)
<Slayzer> Not exactly...
<Isles_DM> Ivanija: "We need to head back to town and recuperate. Slayzer, do you want to continue your search?"
<Slayzer> How many goblins attacked? did they have the guns you think?
<Isles_DM> Ivanija: "About thirty. I don't think they had the guns; goblins are clever. They probably would have tried to use them."
<Slayzer> Hmm... that leaves Orcs, Ogres and the dwarves then...
<Isles_DM> Sain: "And the kobolds. Never leave them out."
<Slayzer> Yes
<Isles_DM> Ivanija: "Do you want to take anyone with you as you search?"
<Slayzer> *ponders this*
<Slayzer> I rahter not risk anyone else's life...
<Slayzer> in any case, you need to protect the town..
<Isles_DM> Ivanija: "We'll head out, then. Good luck, Slayzer!"
<Slayzer> Thanks
<Slayzer> *bows*
<Slayzer> I go to where I hid the items in the first place and look for tracks
<Slayzer> wait
<Isles_DM> You are now alone in the clearing with the many goblin corpses
<Isles_DM> Ok, waiting
<Slayzer> Did you find Namaria and Ester?
<Slayzer> *Estra
<Isles_DM> Yes, they left with the Mayor
<Isles_DM> No one was killed in the goblin attack
<Slayzer> Good
<Slayzer> then I go where I said I did heh
<Isles_DM> Goblins are too weak to kill most people.
<Isles_DM> Ok, you start heading back toward the stash
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The lotus blossom dodges facing the waterfall; reduces the edge of the flame!
<Isles_DM> Nice.
<Isles_DM> You spot the rope noose before you step in it
<Slayzer> Yeah
<Slayzer> Good
<Slayzer> *looks around*
<Isles_DM> You don't see anyone
<Isles_DM> The noose is tied to a young tree
<Slayzer> Does it look like somethign for a hunter?
<Isles_DM> Maybe if they were hunting something big... like a man
<Slayzer> Hmmm
<Slayzer> Can I set the trap off somehow? like cutting the rope?
<Isles_DM> Try it and see
<Slayzer> *cuts the rope*
<Isles_DM> The tree whips up into the air, with the rope attached
<Slayzer> Alright
<Slayzer> I guess I continue along then
<Isles_DM> Ok. (Writing a post in a match; be back in a min or so)
<Slayzer> Ok
<Isles_DM> You come across the site of the stash. It seems undisturbed since your last visit
<Slayzer> I look for tracks
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The lightning flips from the glacier; wards off the beauty of the sky!
<Isles_DM> Hmmm...
<Isles_DM> You find a scrap of torn cloth on a bush
<Slayzer> hmmm what does it look like?
<Isles_DM> It's brown and finely made
<Isles_DM> Very durable
<Slayzer> hmmm
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<Slayzer> I try to figure out a possible path
<Isles_DM> Hi Kal
<DinnerDiceBotBackSoon> hi
<DinnerDiceBotBackSoon> Sollir I presume
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<DiceBot> or Sab?
* Isles_DM bows
<Isles_DM> There are several paths through these woods
<Slayzer> Well using the cloth to help +P
<Slayzer> triangulating
<Isles_DM> You need two objects and a vector to triangulate. You have one
<Slayzer> lol
<Slayzer> well I narrow it down
<Slayzer> stash = object 1
<Slayzer> cloth = object 2
<Slayzer> vector = away from stash lol
<Isles_DM> Ah, ok. Using your highly trained, mathematical mind (honed at your father's vineyard), you determine a likely vector for the thieves to have departed on
<Isles_DM> Roughly North/Northwest
<Slayzer> (ROFL)
<Slayzer> its fairly simple... not like I pull out a protractor or anything
<Slayzer> I go that way then
<Slayzer> trying to pick up a train at the same time
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The dragon lies with the wastelands; defends against the rolling of the abomination!
<Isles_DM> Heh...
<Isles_DM> You find an abandoned campsite
<Slayzer> I look around for signs of who made it
<Isles_DM> The fire-pit is neatly constructed and the ground around it is meticulously cleared
<Slayzer> hmmm
<Slayzer> =p
<Isles_DM> What?
<Slayzer> hehe
<Slayzer> probably dwarven...
<Isles_DM> Could be
<Slayzer> anyways I follow and tracks.. (humanoid ones anyways hehe)
<Isles_DM> You didn't see any tracks, remember? Though I suppose this would be a good place to find them. Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The tiger sweeps below the island; averts the drive of the abomination!
<Isles_DM> Oops! You erased the tracks!
<Isles_DM> Just kidding.
<Slayzer> hehe =P
<Isles_DM> You find some tracks leading off into the forest.
<Isles_DM> Two sets, actually
<Slayzer> what do they look like?
<Isles_DM> One from the direction you came, and one going north/northwest
<Isles_DM> A lot like human tracks. Whoever it was, they were wearing boots
<Isles_DM> The footsteps aren't very far apart
<Slayzer> Hmm I see
<Slayzer> I follow the tracks
<Isles_DM> Time passes... off to your right, you see a small bear
<Slayzer> hmmm
<Slayzer> I look
<Slayzer> at that bear heh
<Isles_DM> It's small and rather cute.
<Isles_DM> It's about 4'
<Slayzer> i see
<Slayzer> Hmm
<Slayzer> the mayor said something about bears...
<Isles_DM> It doesn't seem to be hostile... right now it's just scratching it's back against a tree
<Slayzer> Well I leave it be I suppose...
<Isles_DM> The bear begins to approach you.
<Slayzer> where to the tracks go?
<Slayzer> *waits(
<Isles_DM> Further into the forest, in the same directoin
<Isles_DM> *direction
<Isles_DM> It sniffs you
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<Slayzer> Well... I say hello I guess.
<Isles_DM> The bear looks bored. It heads over to a nearby bush and begins eating something. You hear bones crunching.
<Slayzer> Ack
<Slayzer> *goes to check*
<Isles_DM> The bear's in the way
<Slayzer> *moves around the bear if possible*
<Isles_DM> The bear doesn't seem to want you to get near it's food
<Slayzer> I wait and see if it stops...
<Slayzer> if not I will try to scare it off
<Isles_DM> After a while, it finishes eating.
<Slayzer> I look at whatever it was eating
<Isles_DM> It raises it's blood-covered muzzle from the bush and shambles off.
<Isles_DM> A very large bear nearby is watching it
<Isles_DM> You head over to the bush, and try to peer inside
<Slayzer> *not surprised*
<Slayzer> Yep
<Isles_DM> You see the mangled and half-eaten remains of a dwarf
<Isles_DM> Judging from the smell, he's pretty fresh
<Slayzer> anything on him?
<Isles_DM> A set of destroyed scale mail and a chewed up backpack
<Slayzer> anything in the backpack?
<Isles_DM> A couple of tinned rations (with tooth marks), some mauled rope, a comb and a broken mirror
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> I continue on the path then I guess
<Isles_DM> Ok.
<Isles_DM> The rest of the day passes without incident... however, at sundown
<Isles_DM> You see a glow ahead of you in the woods
<Slayzer> A glow?
<Slayzer> what kind of glow?
<Isles_DM> Like a fire
<Isles_DM> It's flickering and oragne
<Isles_DM> *orange
<Slayzer> I try to sneak up then
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The unicorn carves the pillar; punches close to the blood of the isle!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The crab burns the island; shields the rising of the mountain!
<Isles_DM> That'll do
<Isles_DM> You sneak up to the edge of the campsite
<Slayzer> Who is there?
<Isles_DM> Six dwarves
<Isles_DM> And a mule
<Slayzer> what's on the Mule?
<Isles_DM> Lots of saddlebags and a huge chest
<Isles_DM> Dwarf: "That blasted bear got Doc!"
<Slayzer> *listens a bit*
<Isles_DM> Dwarf2: "Maybe we should go back and try to get his remains"
<Isles_DM> Dwarf3: "Shut up!"
<Isles_DM> Dwarf2: Whimpers
<Isles_DM> Dwarf: "You don't have to be so grumpy all the time"
<Isles_DM> Dwarf3: "I am Grumpy!"
<Slayzer> (LOL)
<Isles_DM> Dwarf4: "What are we gonna do with those guns we found?"
<Isles_DM> Dwarf: "Take 'em back to the king... kick those damn Sori off the island once and for all!"
<Isles_DM> Grumpy: "We don't know how the hell they work"
<Isles_DM> Dwarf: "We'll just need to capture a Sori and make him talk"
<Isles_DM> Grumpy: "Like he'll betray and doom his entire race? Yeah, sure..."
<Isles_DM> Dwarf: "He will if we cause him enough pain..."
<Slayzer> (what nice people =P)
<Isles_DM> Dwarf2: Cries
<Isles_DM> (How would you like your homeland to be occupied for the last 3,000 years? ;P)
<Slayzer> Time to crash this little party I guess
<Slayzer> (I understand that )
<Slayzer> (but dwarves usually don't care for the above ground anyways )
<Isles_DM> (Syvashkan dwarves do... not a whole lot of mountains around here. Dig too deep and you hit water)
<Slayzer> (I see)
<Isles_DM> Dwarves: CR 1 Toughness Hits: 2
<Slayzer> Not going to attack them =P
<Isles_DM> <Slayzer> Time to crash this little party I guess
<Slayzer> *steps into camp*
<Slayzer> (crash as in bust in )
<Isles_DM> Dwarf: "Well, boys, looks like we found ourselves a Sori"
<Isles_DM> Dwarf grins lustily
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<Slayzer> I don't think so... I suggest you return those guns to me...
* Dwarf laughs, as do the other dwarves except the crying one
<Slayzer> I would rather not have blood split over something liek this..
<Dwarf> I wouldn't mind
<Slayzer> I see....
* Dwarf suddenly smiles at you
<Slayzer> *draws his sword* If that's the way you want it then...
<Slayzer> ??
<Dwarf> "Whoa there buddy. Put the sword away."
* Dwarf gets up
<Slayzer> *sheathes his sword*
<Dwarf> "My name is Khazdand Bulishmandum. What's yours?"
*** Dwarf is now known as Khazdand
<Slayzer> I am Slayzer Izoyoi
<Khazdand> "Come and feast with us. We like the company of humans"
<Khazdand> "We can negotiate for the guns"
<Slayzer> .....
<Slayzer> I am not sure I can trust you...
* Khazdand raises his eyebrows
<Slayzer> *sits down*
<Khazdand> "I am a Dwarf. Surely you have heard of dwarven honor?"
<Slayzer> yes... and it usually extended to other dwarves only...
<Slayzer> (? heh)
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<Isles_DM>
<Isles_DM> Did you say anything right after Khazdand?
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<Slayzer> * Khazdand raises his eyebrows
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> *sits down*
<Slayzer> <Khazdand> "I am a Dwarf. Surely you have heard of dwarven honor?"
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> yes... and it usually extended to other dwarves only...
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> (? heh)
<Khazdand> "Even an orc invited to sup with us would be safe; not that we'd invite an orc."
<Slayzer> I will sit with you...
<Khazdand> Grumpy: passes you a bowl of soup
<Slayzer> *eats a small bit and waits*
<Khazdand> Gen a move
<Slayzer> So what do you want for the guns?
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The turtle appears underneath the glade; fends off the drive of the venom!
<Slayzer> perfect
<Slayzer> (defense hehe)
<Khazdand> The soup tastes funny. (Yep. )
<Slayzer> *puts the bowl down*
<Khazdand> "Hmmm... what are you willing to offer?"
<Slayzer> (funny how?)
<Khazdand> Grumpy: looks puzzled
<Slayzer> (anything I recognize?)
<Khazdand> (Like mushrooms)
<Khazdand> (It's beef stew)
<Slayzer> (I see.... )
<Khazdand> (Toadstools would be a better word)
<Slayzer> (dwarves may be resistant... or they are trying to poison me )
* Khazdand waits for your answer
<Slayzer> Well let me see...
<Khazdand> Grumpy: whispers to Dwarf4
<Slayzer> how many guns are there?
<Khazdand> "About 20"
<Slayzer> How much will you sell them for?
<Khazdand> "What is your first offer?"
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: Gets up
<Slayzer> *keeps and eye out*
<Slayzer> *an
<Slayzer> Let's see I can't offer a whole lot...
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: Walks over to the mule
<Slayzer> but I know they are useless in their current form..
<Khazdand> "How is that?"
<Slayzer> Unless you have what makes them work..
<Khazdand> "What is that?"
<Khazdand> Grumpy: "Do you not like our soup? Please, we try to be hospitable... eat."
<Slayzer> I am not sure I should say... I overheard your conversation earlier....
<Slayzer> I am not a fan of mushrooms.. take are a bit better...
<Khazdand> Dwarf2 mutters something
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: rifles through the chest
<Khazdand> "What conversation are you talking about?"
<Slayzer> You know full well...
<Slayzer> make me an offer and I will consider it
<Khazdand> "We have something you want. It's not normally for sale. If you want it, you must make the offer."
<Slayzer> fine 1 Yen a piece
<Slayzer> to start out the haggling anyways
* Khazdand and all the other dwarves start laughing
<Khazdand> "1 yen?! 1?!
<Khazdand> "You must be joking!"
<Slayzer> Well they are useless to you..
<Khazdand> "I couldn't sell them for less than 15 each!"
<Slayzer> and to me
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: grabs a musket out of the chest
<Slayzer> *gets ready to jump out of the way if necessary*
<Slayzer> I see... I have some of this *gets the elf stuff*
<Khazdand> "Hmmm... elf money"
<Khazdand> "I'd say that whole sum is worth two guns"
<Slayzer> Hmmm
<Slayzer> I assume you won't take an IOU
<Khazdand> Grumpy: takes your dish
<Khazdand> "Of course not."
<Slayzer> perhaps I could do something for your people...
<Slayzer> who are you enemies?
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<Sabaron> Khazdand: "You and your people. The orcs. The goblins. The ogres."
*** Sabaron is now known as Khazdand
<Slayzer> Me huh?
<Slayzer> I see
<Slayzer> perhaps I could help you deal with the others...
<Slayzer> the golblinoids
<Khazdand> "You are surprised, Slayzer? Your Sori people have taken our islands!"
<Slayzer> I am not a Sori...
<Slayzer> and in any case that was a long time ago...
<Khazdand> "Then what are you? The Endrians are no better, and you are clearly no Oszkel"
<Slayzer> none.. i am from accross the sea
<Khazdand> "Hmmm... do you care for these 'Sori'?"
<Slayzer> They seem fine to me..
<Slayzer> more hospitiable than most people
<Slayzer> then again most small towns are
<Khazdand> Grumpy: hands you your bowl. "Eat."
<Khazdand> "Surely you realize the injustice inherent in their theft of our lands?"
<Slayzer> I am sorry your food makes me feel.. ill...
<Slayzer> perhaps it is not mean for humans
<Slayzer> Yes I realize your situation..
<Khazdand> Grumpy: scowls
<Slayzer> but old wrongs ar ebetter left in the past... and the future dealt with..
<Khazdand> "There can be no future for us without our ancestral homeland!"
<Slayzer> The Sori could claim atrocities by your side too I imagine
<Slayzer> When did you come to these isles?
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: starts filling the musket with sand
<Khazdand> "Three thousand generations ago"
<Slayzer> And who lived here then?
<Khazdand> "No one"
<Slayzer> Are you sure?
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: drops a bullet in the barrel
<Khazdand> "Yes. Moradin forged these islands for us!"
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: aims the musket at you
<Slayzer> I know a little of your gods...
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: looks disappointed as the bullet rolls out
<Slayzer> does not the soul-forger prefer iron, earth and mountains
<Slayzer> I thought he made those for your people
<Slayzer> and the deep places... and gold of course... Mithril and Adamant
<Khazdand> "We have iron and earth. The mountains were here, until the Sori wore them down!"
<Khazdand> "They called on their gods to flatten the earth for their 'pastoral' pursuits!"
<Slayzer> How did the Sori do that?
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: wraps some cloth around the bullet and shoves it down the musket
<Slayzer> *puzzled a bit*
<Khazdand> "That is what our legends say"
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: aims at you again
<Slayzer> Hmmm....
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: pulls the trigger
<Slayzer> Perhaps you mined the land too greatly
<Slayzer> mines collapse...
<Khazdand> "There will always be more ore!"
<Slayzer> (Did I get shot? =P)
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: looks very disappointed, and sits down with the gun, scratching his beard.
<Slayzer> (hehe)
<Khazdand> (He filled the musket with sand!)
<Slayzer> Perhaps this land is not for you.... you dig too deep... you get to water... not the underworld places of lore...
<Khazdand> "What 'underworld places of lore'? We don't live below ground!"
<Slayzer> Hmmm
<Slayzer> Khazadum (had to say it hehe)
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: takes out the bullet and empties the musket
<Slayzer> Dwarrowdelf
<Khazdand> "I've never heard those names
<Slayzer> This land is a true island...
<Slayzer> not attached to the root of the world...
* Khazdand looks annoyed and puzzled
<Slayzer> In any case...
<Khazdand> "This land doesn't just float!"
<Slayzer> Of course not...
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: fills the musket with tobacco
<Slayzer> but it is not igneous
<Slayzer> like the mountains..
<Khazdand> "You aren't from here! What do you know?"
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: reinserts the bullet
<Slayzer> Anyways one must deal withthe here and now
<Slayzer> the old days are just that
* Khazdand glares at you
<Slayzer> anyways I am neutral in your conflict with the Sori
<Slayzer> I rather save my blade for the truly evil
<Khazdand> "Then why do you wish to buy the guns?"
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: aims at you
<Slayzer> To prevent a war from heating up
<Slayzer> I would destroy them now given the chance
<Khazdand> "You wish to lengthen the war? That is not a good act."
<Slayzer> Your people are few and grow only slowly
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: pulls the trigger
<Khazdand> "So we must strike a decisive blow before the Sori multiply beyond our means to react!"
<Slayzer> And shortening at the cost of many lives is better?
<Khazdand> "It would just take us longer to kill them"
<Slayzer> And in so doing over extend yourselves
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: notes the smoke issuing forth from the barrel but no bullet
<Khazdand> "You don't know our numbers! I'd bet you don't even know the Sori's numbers!"
<Slayzer> I know enough
<Khazdand> Dwarf4: uses the musket as a giant pipe
<Slayzer> You have enough enemies to make you pay for such actions
<Slayzer> do not the orcs crave your lands?
<Khazdand> "Hah! Not a single race of the isles would give two rocks to save the Sori!"
<Khazdand> "Who fears orcs that die before they see you?"
<Slayzer> ?
<Khazdand> "We'd shoot them! Shot orcs can't raid us!"
<Slayzer> I see...
<Slayzer> but orcs multiply faster
<Slayzer> and when swords are crossed the gun becomes useless
<Khazdand> "So we kill them all! Simple enough."
<Slayzer> (had to quote that)
<Khazdand> "That's why we have axes"
<Slayzer> I see
<Slayzer> In any case....
<Slayzer> let me think
<Slayzer> We are at an impasse I think
<Slayzer> I don't have 300 or more yen to give you for the guns
<Slayzer> and I can't let you take them...
<Slayzer> All I have is my swordarm..
<Khazdand> "You cannot negotiate, and you are neutral. Stay out of it, Slayzer Izoyei. My surname isn't Bulishmandum for nothing."
<Khazdand> (Dwarves always pronounce "u" long. What's his surname? )
<Slayzer> (mandoom lol)
<Khazdand> (Randomly generated, but perfect. )
<Slayzer> (lol)
<Slayzer> I am sorry I cannot let you hurt an innocent just for you little war...
<Slayzer> I overheard your conversation remember...
<Khazdand> Dwarf: CR 1 Hits: 2 Toughness. Khazdand: CR 2 Hits 3 Fist of Fury, Toughness
<Khazdand> Day: Falcon. Location: Forest
<Slayzer> The sword is on its edge
* Khazdand and the other dwarves pull their axes from their blets
<Khazdand> *belts
<Slayzer> I would help you people, in what ways I could... in exchange for the guns
<Slayzer> I am bound by my own code of honor
<Khazdand> "Show us how to use them, and we will give them to you."
<Slayzer> I am sorry that's the only reason I am here to get them =P
<Slayzer> Not here to share the secrets of other races..
<Khazdand> Note: Dwarf3 is cowering and not fighting you
<Slayzer> (*sigh* not much more time left... I have to get off soon)
<Khazdand> (Let's get this fight over with, then)
<Slayzer> (yeah)
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> Khazdand: The tsunami sweeps near the paradise; protects against the touch of the tides!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 2: The fang dominates the glade; dominates the gaze of the grave!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> Grumpy: The mace dodges below the canyon; negates the storm of the ice!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 4: The wolf charges the fountain; defends against the slash of the abomination!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 5: The dagger tracks next to the island; absorbs the offensive of the mountain!
<Slayzer> I paid for those weapons in blood... I would have them returned
<Khazdand> All subdual
<Slayzer> (5 of em?)
<Khazdand> (There's 6 dwarves, and Dwarf3 was cowering)
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The nunchaku stands from the cliff; shreds the chaos of the barrens!
<Khazdand> @?
<Slayzer> at 5
<Khazdand> You hit 5 for one point and take 3 points
<Slayzer> 4 left
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> Khazdand: The northstar suddenly strikes the castle for it becomes one with the Tomb of the Ancient Kings; silences the roar of the crevice!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 2: The lotus blossom eliminates the plain; wards off the blood of the canine!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> Grumpy: The east wind drifts next to the foothills; scatters the push of the ice!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 4: The fox storms the village; blocks the storm of the horn!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 5: The lotus blossom dominates the waterfall; waves away the descent of the mountain!
<Khazdand> All subdual
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The spear vanquishes the desert; dominates the assailment of the ledge!
<Slayzer> at grumpy
<Slayzer> shove at khaz
<Khazdand> You hit Grumpy for 1 point and take one point (5)
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> Khazdand: The claw spins within the forest; negates the push of the grave!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 2: The dagger strikes with the cemetery; waves away the beauty of the venom!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> Grumpy: The nunchaku bashes the cemetery; drops from the terror of the tree!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 4: The hammer flips across the badlands; parries the roar of the spring!
<Khazdand> <MeowthBot> 5: The chimera annihilates the cavern; averts the terror of the horn!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The mace seeks facing the beach; shields the efforts of the tree!
<Slayzer> running
<Khazdand> You take 3 hits but get away
<Slayzer> The fun of multiple foes
<Khazdand> Yup. Gotta be careful with those
*** Khazdand is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> I rest and wait for a second opportunity
<Slayzer> Guerilla fun
<Isles_DM> Dabbing a bit of your ointment on your wounds, you hears dwarves crashing through the brush around you
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I run towards one and attack
<Isles_DM> d6
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: d6 = 1
<Isles_DM> Khazdand meets your assault!
<Slayzer> close distance so he can't use the gun.. (if he knows how)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The grasshopper ravages the cavern; reduces the aggression of the maze!
<Isles_DM> FoF
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The phoenix drowns the temple; leaps over the rising of the mire!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The crab carves the clouds; guards against the tempest of the fortification!
<Isles_DM> You take 2 hits (seperate; no death threat)
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The dagger nails the cemetery; scatters the beauty of the farm!
<Isles_DM> Grumpy shows up!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khazdand
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The blizzard beautifully assails the cemetery; parries the onslaught of the insect!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Grumpy
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The oak becomes one with the well; avoids the blood of the pole!
<Slayzer> @ grumpy
<Slayzer> shove Khaz
<Isles_DM> You hit Grumpy... Khaz gets shoved. ;P
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khazdand
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The dagger vigorously shatters the peaks; scatters the throw of the star!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Grumpy
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The sword slashes over the atoll; dominates the terror of the blade!
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The flawless nunchaku delicately burns the castle; dominates the rising of the spring!
<Slayzer> @ grumpy
<Isles_DM> Grumpy goes down
<Isles_DM> Dwarves 2 and 4 show up!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khazdand
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The northstar sweeps atop the heavens; defends against the efforts of the ice!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 2
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The west wind breaks the swamp; waves away the touch of the elements!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 4
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The dagger devours the beach; vigorously removes the beauty of the mire!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The scythe elegantly becomes one with the brush; silences the foray of the tree!
<Slayzer> Shove at 2
<Slayzer> Attack at 4
<Isles_DM> You take 1 hit
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khazdand
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The thunder scatters the island; scatters the assailment of the sky!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 2
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The west wind cruelly assails the brush; dominates the tempest of the iron and ruthlessly defends against the roar of the feline!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 4
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The raven sinuously decimates the desert; waves away the efforts of the horn!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The raven slays the village; parts the chaos of the storm!
<Slayzer> @ 2
<Isles_DM> You take two hits. (Storm is lightning/thunder. )
<Isles_DM> Dwarf 5 shows up
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 4
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The willow drops higher than the tundra; waves away the punch of the blade!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 2
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The kama parts the well; removes the drive of the fortification!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khazdand
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The dragon slashes before the prairie; parries the tempest of the flower!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 5
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The hammer stands on top of the swamp; parts the blood of the isle!
<Slayzer> fleeing this round
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The grasshopper wounds the glacier; leaps over the push of the rodent!
<Isles_DM> You take one hit and flee
<Slayzer> This will take forever
<Isles_DM> CR 1/4.. .5 XP
<Slayzer> 4 left now...
<Isles_DM> Perhaps fighting them isn't the best course (though you'll probably win eventually)
<Isles_DM> You've only killed Grumpy
<Slayzer> *after healing tries to wait until they camp*
<Slayzer> well 1 isn't fighting
<Isles_DM> Forgot.
<Slayzer> *tries his hand again*
<Isles_DM> After a while, they settle down in the camp again
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> *tries to get his hands on a gun*
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The whip moves above the village; slashes close to the offensive of the feline so it dances facing the slash of the mountain!
<Isles_DM> (nothing like a sniper! )
<Slayzer> It takes 2 hits to kill them
<Isles_DM> You sneak over to the mule and grab a gun. None of the dwarves notice you
<Isles_DM> (Dwarves are tough. ;P)
<Slayzer> (yep)
<Slayzer> Is it loaded?
<Isles_DM> No
<Slayzer> how many are there?
<Isles_DM> Unless you grabbed Dwarf4's gun
<Isles_DM> About 25
<Slayzer> I could keep stealing... hehe...
<Slayzer> but no.... I draw their attaention and lead em on a chase through the woods...
<Isles_DM> "After him!" "He killed Grumpy!" "String him up!"
<Isles_DM> They give chase
<Isles_DM> Except for Dwarf3
<Slayzer> Do they stay in formation?
<Isles_DM> Yes
<Slayzer> I strike then
<Isles_DM> With what?
<Slayzer> I attack
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The lizard glides within the atoll; conceals the throw of the bone!
<Slayzer> Its a pain... =P
<Slayzer> *not getting any love from the generator today*
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot>Khazdand : The whip leaps over the tundra; defends against the blood of the bone!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 2: The mantis overwhelms the cemetery; shreds the blood of the pole!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 5: The manticore moves in the midst of the city then it falls close to the Sweetwater Swamp; leaps over the push of the star!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 6: The nunchaku removes the prairie; fends off the assailment of the isle!
<Slayzer> my attack goes to Khaz
<Slayzer> no
<Slayzer> 5
<Isles_DM> Smart. You hit 5 and take 3 hits
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> Khazdand: The courageous wolf quickly mangles the forest; absorbs the quickening of the mountain!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 2: The thunder drowns the swamp; blocks the descent of the reptile!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 5: The willow removes the castle; protects against the pain of the flame!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 6: The phoenix blasts the temple; tracks higher than the rolling of the tides!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The secret fang falls from the orchard; reduces the terror of the tides!
<Isles_DM> FoF from Khaz
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The turtle charges the ricefield; dominates the slash of the tides!
<Slayzer> shove at Khaz and 6
<Isles_DM> Attack?
<Slayzer> trying to take out 5
<Isles_DM> 5 goes down.. one hit to you
<Slayzer> Fleeing this round
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The manticore nails the village; protects against the descent of the horn!
<Slayzer> (whittling them down =P)
<Slayzer> (next round I might get through)
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> Khazdand: The oak appears through the foothills and in addition it speaks above the sands; guards against the efforts of the ledge!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 2: The turtle falls close to the desert; reduces the storm of the cave!
<Isles_DM> <MeowthBot> 6: The claw punches above the atoll; averts the thrust of the club!
<Slayzer> do I make it?
<Isles_DM> Yes... you take 1 hit
<Slayzer> *phew*
<Slayzer> *goes somewhere to rest up*
<Isles_DM> *The dwarves are really angry
<Slayzer> They hunting for me?
<Isles_DM> Yes
<Slayzer> *goes up a tree*
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The willow scatters the cavern; spins close to the tempest of the ice!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The chain quells the tower; dodges the aggression of the river!
<Isles_DM> You hide and they don't see you
<Slayzer> I rest... and when I am ready I try to finish them off once and for all...
<Slayzer> You ready?
<Isles_DM> You dab some ointment on your injuries, healing them, and feel a bit better
<Slayzer> *is going to be scarred*
<Isles_DM> Heh
<Slayzer> I jump down on them when they come near if possible
<Isles_DM> d6
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: d6 = 6
<Isles_DM> Dwarf 6 passes nearby
<Slayzer> Heh
<Slayzer> *attacks*
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The nunchaku punches next to the marsh; avoids the drive of the insect!
<Isles_DM> Dwarf 6 is surprised; he can do no damage this round
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The chimera rains upon the bluff; rides atop the chaos of the spring!
<Isles_DM> You hit.
<Slayzer> Next round
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The west wind destroys the grotto; guards against the push of the bird!
<Isles_DM> Dwarf 2 shows up
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 2
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The snake slides before the castle; spins by the terror of the mire!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 6
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The turtle dominates the heavens; avoids the speed of the canine!
<Slayzer> at Dwarf 2
<Slayzer> Shove at 6
<Isles_DM> You smack Dwarf 2
<Isles_DM> Next round
<Isles_DM> Khaz shows up
<Slayzer> Khaz this round?
<Slayzer> Gen their moves
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khaz
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The thunder spins underneath the atoll; leaps over the offensive of the ledge!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 2
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The chimera slides close to the labyrinth; dominates the storm of the pole!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 6
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The nunchaku flips close to the badlands; wards off the edge of the elements!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The spear tracks in the midst of the sea; quells the speed of the iron!
<Slayzer> Attacking 6
<Isles_DM> 6 goes down... you take two hits
<Slayzer> 5
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khaz
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The snake glides next to the cavern; cruelly dodges the blood of the shell!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 2
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The staff drops upon the rapids; absorbs the rolling of the grave!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The kama slays the badlands; spins over the descent of the wood!
<Slayzer> @ Khaz
<Isles_DM> You hit: 2/3
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khaz
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The ki-rin seeks atop the rapids and strikes underneath the reptile; skillfully shreds the thrust of the wind! *yen*
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove 2
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The raven shouts atop the atoll; fends off the efforts of the garden!
<Isles_DM> FoF Khaz
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Khaz
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The west wind rains upon the foothills; shields the punch of the flame!
<Slayzer> Shove Khaz
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The west wind speaks on top of the plain; absorbs the gaze of the grave and quickly wards off the push of the lash!
<Isles_DM> "Jerk!
<Slayzer> hehe
<Isles_DM> 2 goes down
<Slayzer> attack goes to 2
*** Isles_DM is now known as Khazdand
<Khazdand> I know
<Khazdand> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Khazdand: The southern cross completely demolishes the waterfall; parts the aggression of the spring!
<Slayzer> Lets finish this...
<Khazdand> "I'm ready, fool"
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The weasel strikes underneath the brush; guards against the edge of the crevice!
<Khazdand> Khaz hits you
<Khazdand> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Khazdand: The chimera slides on top of the well; guards against the efforts of the sickle and reduces the beauty of the sickle!
<Khazdand> Running
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The grasshopper slashes atop the rapids; defends against the quickening of the mountain!
<Khazdand> You hit him, but he's gone
<Slayzer> Ok I got back to get the goods then
*** Khazdand is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> That was harsh....
<Isles_DM> You almost trip over a yen
<Slayzer> The fun of yen
<Isles_DM> I like combat to be rare and hard
<Slayzer> 1 yen with all those moves hehe
<Slayzer> I take the guns back using the mule I guess...
<Slayzer> better hurry though...
<Isles_DM> Back to the campsite. Dwarf3 is still there
<Slayzer> Sorry... I need to take these back.. can't let them fall into the wrong hands....
<Isles_DM> Dwarf3 CR 7 12 hits Undead Unholy Warrior Ki Battery: 80
<Slayzer> 80? LOL
<Isles_DM> Dwarf3: Just whimpers and stays away from you
<Slayzer> (was that a joke Sabaron??? =P)
<Slayzer> Can we hurry this sorry =(
<Slayzer> tying up the phone line
<Isles_DM> (of course! If he were that strong he'd have killed you almost instantly. He's more like = CR 0 any attack kills)
<Isles_DM> Sorry
<Isles_DM> You get the mule
<Slayzer> No problem
<Slayzer> his cr would be like 20
<Slayzer> 4 exp If I somehow killed him lol
<Isles_DM> You lead the mule back to town
<Slayzer> I make sure I got all the guns...
<Isles_DM> You killed 3 more dwarves... 3/4 1 XP
<Slayzer> I turn them over to the Mayor... and get some sleep...
<Slayzer> after going to the blacksmith
<Isles_DM> The End.
<Slayzer> (do this tomorrow)
<Slayzer> hehe
<Isles_DM> Can you post the log or send it to me?
<Slayzer> I'll post
<Isles_DM> Thanks.

 

[Sabaron]

<Isles_DM> Where we left off, our intrepid hero had just returned to the village after a guerilla action against several dwarves
<Isles_DM> (current stats, please
<Slayzer> Slayzer
<Slayzer> a farmer's son who seeks to become a great holy swordsman like his ancestor.
<Slayzer> Current Hits: 7
<Slayzer> Total Hits: 7
<Slayzer> Experience: 2.5
<Slayzer> Saved Experience: 0
<Slayzer> Base Hits: 5
<Slayzer> Yen: 27.5
<Slayzer> Possessions: Kote (+1 Hits), Sword (+1 hit with sword style), Leather Armor (+1 Hits)
<Slayzer> Tournament Record: 0-0
<Slayzer> ABILITIES:
<Slayzer> Master of the Transcendant Sword
<Slayzer> Holy Warrior
<Slayzer> Holy Battery (4 Chi)
<Isles_DM> You approach the village as the sun sets with the mule full of guns behind you
<Slayzer> oops 2 exp
<Slayzer> (forgot to change the .5 )
<Slayzer> Alright...
<Slayzer> I take them to the Mayor
*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Hello Slayzer... I see you have a mule with you. Do you have the guns?
<Slayzer> Yes I think these are all of them...
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Very good. Who stole them?"
<Slayzer> Dwarve
<Slayzer> Dwarves
*** Evil_DM is now known as Sollir
<Mayor_Ivanija> "No surprise there. Did any of them escape?"
<Slayzer> Yes, their leader did...
<Slayzer> along with a non-combatant
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Are you absolutely sure neither of them had a musket?"
<Slayzer> Hmmm the leader might have...
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<Slayzer> But he escaped...
<Slayzer> they don't know how to work them thankfully...
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Good."
<Slayzer> they have little gun powder to work with... so I doubt they will learn how to make it
<Mayor_Ivanija> "The formula is not intuititive... we should be safe"
<Slayzer> I brought the muskets here... not sure if you wanted me to destroy them or not
<Mayor_Ivanija> "We will take care of that"
<Slayzer> Alright
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I have another task for you, though"
<Slayzer> Oh?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Find that dwarf!"
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Take some of the militia with you if you need to..."
<Slayzer> Alright...
<Slayzer> Do any of the militia know this area well?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "The hunters do. You'd have to ask Sain which ones those are."
<Slayzer> Alright
<Slayzer> (time of day Sabaron?)
<Mayor_Ivanija> Late evening
<Slayzer> Should we leave immediately?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Are you tired? This is vital, Slayer."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I have a reward in mind for you when you get back... something you have definitely earned."
<Slayzer> Alright I will go then... I am not that weary...
<Slayzer> *bows*
<Slayzer> *heads off to Lady Sain's*
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Sain_Loyfia
<Sain_Loyfia> "Need something, Slayzer?"
<Slayzer> Yes I need some people who know the land well... hunting down the leader of the band that took the firearms
<Sain_Loyfia> "We all know the land well... but the best one is Gein, as he's a royal soldier. You'd have to talk to the king before taking him, though"
<Slayzer> Alright... then who is your second best?
<Sain_Loyfia> "Faing is a hunter and knows the forest well"
<Sain_Loyfia> "Anton gathers a lot of herbs... he knows it pretty well"
<Slayzer> Hmm are they ready to go?
<Sain_Loyfia> "No, but I can tell them to get ready"
<Slayzer> Alright could you do that for me?
<Sain_Loyfia> "No problem, Slayzer
* Sain_Loyfia departs
* Sain_Loyfia returns with Faing and Antonunu
<Sain_Loyfia> Faing
<Sain_Loyfia> Natural hits: 2
<Sain_Loyfia> Total hits: 2
<Sain_Loyfia> Experience: 1.5/10
<Sain_Loyfia> Yen: 3
<Sain_Loyfia> Fist of Fury
<Sain_Loyfia> Spear
<Sain_Loyfia> Antonunu
<Sain_Loyfia> Natural hits: 1
<Sain_Loyfia> Total hits: 2
<Sain_Loyfia> Experience: 2.5/5
<Sain_Loyfia> Yen: 3
<Sain_Loyfia> Leather Armor, spear
<Slayzer> Hmmm
<Sain_Loyfia> (Do you want one, both or neither?)
<Slayzer> does everyone show exp that way?
<Slayzer> Hmm I will leave that to them
<Sain_Loyfia> (No, but you are more likely to bring friends along then monsters are to survive a fight)
<Slayzer> (just wondering if that's the official way now...)
<Sain_Loyfia> I forgot... you don't use Gray's method
<Slayzer> Heh no problem
<Sain_Loyfia> Faing
<Sain_Loyfia> Natural hits: 2
<Sain_Loyfia> Total hits: 2
<Sain_Loyfia> Experience: 1.5/5
<Sain_Loyfia> Yen: 3
<Sain_Loyfia> Fist of Fury
<Sain_Loyfia> Spear
<Slayzer> Its fairly important.... it is listed somewhere?
<Slayzer> it might make exp easier
<Sain_Loyfia> Not that I know of
<Sain_Loyfia> I can tell you how to do it
<Slayzer> Its based on CR to level right?
<Slayzer> Ok I can modify
<Slayzer> 10/25
<Sain_Loyfia> I'll show ya as we go along. For the moment, multiply your experience by 5, out of 25
<Sain_Loyfia> Right
<Sain_Loyfia> Faing
<Sain_Loyfia> Natural hits: 2
<Sain_Loyfia> Total hits: 2
<Sain_Loyfia> Experience: 3/10
<Sain_Loyfia> Yen: 3
<Sain_Loyfia> Fist of Fury
<Sain_Loyfia> Spear
<Slayzer> so you can just divide CRs
<Sain_Loyfia> Yep
<Sain_Loyfia>
<Sain_Loyfia> Either or both of them are willing to go with you.
<Slayzer> Hmmm I will take Antonunu
<Slayzer> I think
<Sain_Loyfia> Ok
<Sain_Loyfia> "Good luck to the both of you!"
<Slayzer> He needs more experience if he is to become a skilled healer
<Slayzer> (we need to stop at 5 ... ok?)
<Slayzer> Thanks Lady Sain *bows*
<Sain_Loyfia> (No problem... that's 2 for me)
*** Sain_Loyfia is now known as Antonunu
<Antonunu> "Where to?
<Antonunu> Faing: looks a bit disappointed
<Slayzer> You'll get your chance faing
<Slayzer> I fought them in the woods...
<Slayzer> I will take you there...
<Antonunu> "Ok! Let's go"
<Slayzer> *takes Antonunu to the site of the last fight*
<Antonunu> Other than the dwarf bodies being gone, the place looks the same.
<Slayzer> Where would a dwarf run to?
<Antonunu> "Toward their village, I'd wager"
<Slayzer> Hmmm think we can catch up before he gets there?
<Antonunu> "He's had a couple of hours on us, but he's slow and we're fast..."
<Slayzer> Right... lets go then
<Antonunu> "Which way did he go?"
<Slayzer> Hrmm not sure
<Slayzer> probably to his camp first...
<Slayzer> *takes Antonunu there*
<Antonunu> "Hmmm..."
<Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Antonunu: The thunder decimates the ruins; shields the stab of the reptile!
<Antonunu> "I don't see any tracks"
<Slayzer> Darn...
<Antonunu> "Do you?"
<Slayzer> Do you know where the Village of the Dwarves is?
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The rat scatters the desert; grasps the tempest of the isle!
<Antonunu> "I have a vague idea... but I've never been there"
<Antonunu> (You don't see tracks either)
<Slayzer> Let's try to cut him off
<Antonunu> "I *THINK* the village is..."
<Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Antonunu: The weasel becomes one with the wastelands; blocks the offensive of the garden!
<Antonunu> "northeast of here"
<Slayzer> Right
<Slayzer> lets go then
<Antonunu> (The two of you hurry along, with Antonunu leading the way.)
<Antonunu> (You two stumble upon a well-worn path)
<Slayzer> We follow it... let's check for boot prints
<Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Antonunu: The snake flies by the sea; redirects the offensive of the tree!
<Antonunu> "I don't see any"
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The unicorn falls underneath the dungeon; silences the energy of the reptile!
<Antonunu> (You notice one set of bootprints and a set of mule tracks)
<Slayzer> Recent?
<Antonunu> (Yes)
<Slayzer> I found some tracks.... let's hurry and catch up
* Antonunu runs after you
<Antonunu> (You see Khazdang up ahead)
<Antonunu> (With an unfamilar mule)
<Slayzer> Hmmm...
<Slayzer> I wonder where he got another mule...
<Slayzer> Let's find out
<Antonunu> "What are we going to do?"
<Slayzer> Hmm I will confront him... you go through the forest and see if he has any friends with him alright?
<Antonunu> "Ok"
* Antonunu slips off
<Slayzer> Be careful
* Antonunu whispers "I will"
<Slayzer> *waits for Antonunu to get a cursory search then begins to approach the dwarf*
<Antonunu> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The cherry blossom devours the vineyard; shouts from the foray of the garden!
<Antonunu> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Antonunu: The weasel shouts through the pillar; quells the rolling of the storm!
<Antonunu> hehe... Khaz would have heard you on anything BUT that.
<Slayzer> *gets close and then tries to get a better look at the dwarf and this mule*
<Slayzer> heh
<Antonunu> (The mule has a pile of dwarf bodies on it... plus the body of a human you haven't seen before
<Slayzer> (is he moving?)
<Antonunu> (Yes; he's walking along the path with the mule)
<Slayzer> (the human =P)
<Antonunu> (No... he has a large axe wound in his back)
<Slayzer> I definately get up there now
<Antonunu> (Ok... you're right up near Khazdang now)
<Slayzer> Alright stop right there
*** Antonunu is now known as Khazdang
* Khazdang turns around
<Khazdang> "Oh, it's you. What do you want, Slayzer?"
<Slayzer> A bit subdued..
<Slayzer> the Mayor wishes to see you I think
<Khazdang> "Why would your Mayor want to see me?"
<Slayzer> To find out what you know...
<Slayzer> *check the human at closer range*
<Khazdang> "Why would I help him or you?"
<Khazdang> (He's clearly dead... dressed in pretty nice clothes, too)
<Khazdang> (Under the bodies, you can see many pelts on the mule)
<Slayzer> I see you found a human to kill...
<Slayzer> I wonder if he told you what you wanted to know so badly..
<Khazdang> "I needed a mule. He had one. He didn't want to give it to me."
<Slayzer> I see... so you killed him
<Khazdang> "So? Humans are our enemies."
<Slayzer> As you wish..
<Slayzer> *attacks the dwarf, subdual*
<Slayzer> (striking with the sheathed sword*
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove Khazdang
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The snake leaps over the plain; avoids the foray of the elements!
<Khazdang> running
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The snake shouts near the cavern; shields the quickening of the horn!
<Slayzer> shove
<Slayzer> (lol)
* Khazdang falls to the ground
<Slayzer> Antonunu I need you here
<Slayzer> *yell*
<Khazdang> Khazdang CR 2 Hits 3 Toughness FoF
<Khazdang> Antonunu: moves to cut off Khazdang's escape
<Slayzer> Khaz's move?
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The weasel shreds the city; waves away the tempest of the rodent!
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The west wind dodges near the glacier; reduces the throw of the elements!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The manticore wounds the foothills; dodges the throw of the storm!
<Khazdang> You take 1 hit
<Slayzer> 6 Left
<Khazdang> (Khaz aims at you always, BTW
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The chimera brutalizes the canyon; dominates the stab of the holy ground!
<Slayzer> ok
<Khazdang> FoF
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The tsunami moves underneath the glade and scatters the flame; conceals the motion of the star!
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The unicorn charges the marsh; swims upon the assailment of the settlement! *yen*
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The trident dances close to the tower; negates the blood of the sickle!
<Khazdang> That's easy; you take two more hits
<Slayzer> 4 Left
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The foot assails the village; parts the speed of the grave!
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The willow carves the well; redirects the rolling of the settlement!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The secret tiger slaughters the glacier; conceals the rolling of the stone!
<Khazdang> Khazdang takes two hits; one left
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The fang vanquishes the swamp; quells the energy of the fortification and swiftly reduces the touch of the insect!
<Khazdang> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Khazdang: The cherry blossom scourges the vineyard; wards off the gaze of the mountain!
<Slayzer> Knock him out anton
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The foot carves the heavens; silences the slash of the flower! *yen*
<Khazdang> subdual
<Slayzer> subdual
<Khazdang> Khazdang falls unconscious
<Slayzer> 1 exp each
<Khazdang> A yen rolls out of his pocket
<Slayzer> (by Grey's method)
<Khazdang> Yep
<Slayzer> 2 actually
<Slayzer> (he got one on his FoF)
<Slayzer> Split 1 yen each
<Khazdang> Ah.
*** Khazdang is now known as Anton
* Anton looks delighted
<Slayzer> He was harder to bring down than I expected
<Anton> "What do we do with him, Slayzer?"
<Slayzer> *puts the dwarf on the mule*
<Anton> "Desperate men fight hard"
<Slayzer> We bring him back... he murdered this man...
<Slayzer> justice should be served in this case...
<Slayzer> *uses robe to tie the dwarf to the mule*
<Anton> "You are wounded"
<Slayzer> *rope
<Slayzer> I will be alright.... let's just hurry back..
* Anton applies salve to your wounds
* Anton follows you home
<Slayzer> I think I opened an old wound though
<Anton> "I'll treat it as best I can"
<Slayzer> *goes to the Mayor's house* Antonunu get Lady Sain here
* Anton runs off
*** Anton is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Slayzer> *knocks*
* Mayor_Ivanija opens the door
<Slayzer> I got the dwarf..
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Ah, hello Slayzer! Marvelous!"
<Slayzer> it seems he killed a traveller...
<Slayzer> *gets the human's body*
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Well, we'll need to execute him"
* Mayor_Ivanija looks at the body
<Slayzer> Do you know him?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I don't know him. Probably from Shevra. May Yulav Fedor guard his soul in Heaven."
<Slayzer> I don't know how your legal system works... but I sent Antonunu to get Lady Sain to watch him...
<Mayor_Ivanija> "It's pretty simple, actually. How do you know the dwarf killed the traveller?"
<Slayzer> He told me...
<Slayzer> well not directly
<Slayzer> recounts
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> I see you found a human to kill...
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> I wonder if he told you what you wanted to know so badly..
<Slayzer> <Khazdang> "I needed a mule. He had one. He didn't want to give it to me."
<Slayzer> <Slayzer> I see... so you killed him
<Slayzer> <Khazdang> "So? Humans are our enemies."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Good enough. Just being a dwarf makes him an outlaw and subject to death anyway, you know. A dwarf has to come to me for citizenship before he is subject to our laws."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "That's why Bund is safe but your little rat here is subject to execution on the spot."
<Slayzer> As you wish then
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Was he an honorable foe?"
<Slayzer> Hmm
<Slayzer> I am not sure... one of his group tried to poison me..
<Slayzer> he did run from me...
<Slayzer> Anyways...
<Slayzer> (did he have his Musket?)
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Does he deserve the death of an honored prisoner or a common criminal?"
<Mayor_Ivanija> (he had no guns)
<Mayor_Ivanija> Antonunu: Comes back with Sain
<Slayzer> Considering he killed a man over a mule I say the latter
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Then he hangs at dawn."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Antonunu, go lock him in my basement."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Get some rest, Slayzer. You'll recieve your reward right after the dwarf hangs."
<Slayzer> Alright... *goes to get some sleep at the tavern*
<Mayor_Ivanija> Antonunu: grabs the dwarf and heads downstairs
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Taly
<Slayzer> I need to do something.. and I did promise the barkeep I would take him up on his offer
<Taly> "Hi there Taly!"
<Taly> *Slayzer
<Slayzer> heh
<Slayzer> Finished the jobs for the mayor...
<Slayzer> thought I would come by and take you up on your offer..
<Taly> "Ah, I see."
<Slayzer> *takes out some paper and begins making a sketch*
* Taly watches intently
<Slayzer> Hmm something I am thinking of having made
<Slayzer> tell me does your land have jade?
<Taly> "Jade? The only people I know who have that are the Oszkel, who live far away."
* Taly goes and rolls his sake keg out of storage
<Slayzer> I see...
<Slayzer> Is any traded here?
<Taly> "No... the Oszkel don't trade. They're a very secretive people who cover every inch of their bodies."
<Slayzer> Hmm I see
<Taly> "No foreigner is permitted to set foot in their lands on pain of death to them and their entire race."
<Slayzer> Great that will make what I want difficult then...
<Taly> "If you want contact with them, you'd probably need to go to Endrius"
<Slayzer> I see... thanks
<Slayzer> Now let's have a drink
<Taly> "I think there might be one in the city of Zoyenna, in Talia, as well."
* Taly pours you a mug of sake
<Slayzer> ?
<Slayzer> One what? an Oszkel?
<Taly> "An Oszkel. Actually, a rather unshy one as well. Goes by the name of Vartimus"
<Slayzer> I see...
<Taly> "He's a priest of some pagan sword god"
<Slayzer> do you knwo the name?
<Slayzer> know
<Taly> "I've met him... he never mentioned it"
<Slayzer> I see
<Slayzer> *drinks his sake slowly*
<Taly> (It's not very good... but sake's sake, right? )
<Slayzer> (and its Free =) )
<Taly> "I prefer vodka, myself."
<Slayzer> I see
<Taly> "Or, as Emperor Vladimir used to make us call it, Sori potato wine"
<Slayzer> Well I am going to rest now...
<Slayzer> Ahh I see made from tubers?
<Taly> "Yes. It's quite potent"
<Slayzer> I will see ya in the morning Taly, I need some rest
<Taly> "Good night, Slayzer."
<Slayzer> Good Night, Taly

 

[Sabaron]

Isles_DM: You wake up in the morning, lying in your room in Taly's bar. You have quite a headache from all the sake you drank last night.
Slayzer: hangover... what fun...
Isles_DM: What do you feel like doing this morning?
Slayzer: getting up would be good... yes..
Slayzer: I guess I should go see the execution...
Isles_DM: Ok... so you head down to the Mayor's house
Slayzer: I do so
Slayzer: (brb)
Isles_DM: There is a small crowd gathered outside, waiting for the Mayor to bring out Khazdang
Slayzer: ok
Isles_DM: A commoner next to you turns toward you
*** Isles_DM is now known as Commoner
Commoner: "You're Slayzer, aren't you?
Slayzer: Yes I am he
*** Commoner is now known as Vinisleg
Vinisleg: "My name is Vinisleg, and I have a proposal for you"
Slayzer: Oh? and what would that be?
Vinisleg: "You are a powerful warrior; you've defeated many goblins, two ogres and six dwarves pretty much by yourself, or at least that what the mayor told us before you got here"
Vinisleg: "My employer could use a man like you"
Slayzer: Adn who might your employer be?
Vinisleg: "Senator Lerkov Vlakozha of the city of Finnara on the Isle of Linya"
Vinisleg: "He's retired from the Senate but still has a variety of business interests"
Slayzer: Hmm I see...
Slayzer: What kind of work do you have in mind?
Vinisleg: "He wishes to retain your services for whatever he needs. Anything from bodyguard work to escort services to retrieving items"
Slayzer: Hmmm seems like a full-time position
Slayzer: How far away does Senator Lerkov Vlakozha live?
Vinisleg: "Not necessarily; the Senator is very flexible."
Vinisleg: "Just the next island over. He can arrange transport."
Slayzer: Hmm .. and how long do i have to accept this offer?
Slayzer: I would like to see if this village needs my assistance any further before I leave
Vinisleg: "The offer remains open as long as you need to decide. Should you decline, the Senator will allow you to change your mind at any time."
Slayzer: Ahh I see
Slayzer: Well I will be around then.. I have afew more things to take care of.. I will be staying at either the Tavern or the Mayor's place
Vinisleg: "Ok then. With any luck, we'll be co-workers soon."
*** Vinisleg is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
* Mayor_Ivanija comes out of the house, flanked by Gein and Sain
Mayor_Ivanija: Gein and Sain: are dragging Khazdang behind them. He's bound with ropes
Slayzer: *watches the procession grimly*
Mayor_Ivanija: "Greetings, citizens of Garkanii. I bring before you here a dwarven criminal, Khazdand Bulishmandum"
Mayor_Ivanija: "He was apprehended by Skarnkai Izoyei, our guardian, just yesterday."
Mayor_Ivanija: *Slayzer
Mayor_Ivanija: (oops. hehe)
Slayzer: (hehe)
Mayor_Ivanija: "Slayzer caught the dwarf after he murdered an innocent merchant, whose name is still unknown. I have contacted King Vladmera to see if he can find out."
Mayor_Ivanija: "As a noble of the Isles, I have the right of summary justice!"
Mayor_Ivanija: "And I decree that this dwarf be sentenced to death!"
Mayor_Ivanija: Crowd: Cheers
Mayor_Ivanija: Vinisleg: looks at you. "Does this bother you?"
Slayzer: Somewhat... but it is necessary
Mayor_Ivanija: "Slayzer and I have discussed this extensively"
Mayor_Ivanija: "This dwarf is not an honorable one, so he gets the thief's death; death by hanging!"
* Mayor_Ivanija , Gein and Sain walk over to the gallows
Mayor_Ivanija: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The spider demolishes the waterfall; blocks the touch of the elements!
Mayor_Ivanija: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Mayor_Ivanija: The grasshopper becomes one with the glacier; reduces the edge of the ledge!
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Gein_and_Sain
* Gein_and_Sain take Khazdand up onto the stool on the gallows
*** Sollir has joined #ybfight
Gein_and_Sain: (Suddenly, the trap door goes off early, dropping Khazdand down into it)
* Gein_and_Sain draw their axes
Gein_and_Sain: (Three dwarves come running out from under the gallows; Khazdand and two others)
Slayzer: *rushes after them*
Gein_and_Sain: (You failed to spot them earlier)
Slayzer: (ok)
Gein_and_Sain: Day: Southern Cross. Location: Village
Gein_and_Sain: Khazdand: CR 2 Hits: 3 Toughness, Fists of Fury
Gein_and_Sain: Dwarven Saboteur: CR 2 Hits: 3 Toughness, Dirty Trick x1
Gein_and_Sain: Initiative order: Khazdand, you, Saboteurs
Gein_and_Sain: !mb ybmove Khaz
MeowthBot: Gein_and_Sain: The fist drowns the grotto; absorbs the onslaught of the pole!
Slayzer: 2 Sabateurs?
Gein_and_Sain: (Three dwarves... Khazdand and two saboteurs)
Slayzer: Who is Khaz attacking?
Gein_and_Sain: You
Slayzer: he gets a free round?
Gein_and_Sain: Everyone else is shocked; they'll get here, but they're still getting ready
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The snake eliminates the ricefield; scatters the assailment of the holy ground!
Gein_and_Sain: !mb ybmove Sab1
MeowthBot: Gein_and_Sain: The willow elegantly crushes the peaks; averts the touch of the fortification!
Gein_and_Sain: !mb ybmove Sab2
MeowthBot: Gein_and_Sain: The panther charges the orchard; guards against the chaos of the shell!
Gein_and_Sain: Who are you attacking?
Slayzer: Khazdand
Gein_and_Sain: You hit Khaz and take one hit
* Gein_and_Sain get here
Slayzer: 6 left
Gein_and_Sain: !mb ybmove Khaz
MeowthBot: Gein_and_Sain: The dagger swims higher than the ravine; guards against the stab of the abomination!
Gein_and_Sain: running
*** Gein_and_Sain is now known as Isles_DM
Slayzer: (Sabaron the sabatuers should have either a weapon or student of a style)
Isles_DM: (student of the Hammer)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The running chimera dodges before the fountain; waves away the edge of the garden!
Isles_DM: (Sorry; I'm still new at this)
*** GrayDoom has joined #ybfight
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o GrayDoom
Slayzer: (Yeah its no problem)
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Sab1
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The rat punches the cliff; leaps over the push of the sickle! *yen*
Isles_DM: running
Isles_DM: Sab2: Dirty Trick!
Slayzer: *sigh*
Isles_DM: Khazdand and Saboteur 1 get away
Slayzer: expected
Isles_DM: Saboteur 2 is still here
Slayzer: next round then
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The dagger kicks upon the sea; reduces the punch of the farm!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Sain
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The east wind punches above the temple; shreds the descent of the bird!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Gein
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The crab drops higher than the village; silences the speed of the holy ground!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Sab2
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The mantis punches in the midst of the hells; avoids the efforts of the feline!
Isles_DM: running
Isles_DM: Saboteur2 takes two hits and doesn't get away
Isles_DM: You're up, Slayzer
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Sain
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The panther moves facing the cliff; dodges the terror of the abomination!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The panther flies near the village; shields against the push of the sky!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Gein
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The east wind drops below the glade; averts the cut of the sickle!
Slayzer: woo all movement
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Sab2
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The blizzard shouts atop the ruins; blocks the blood of the blade! *yen*
Isles_DM: running
Isles_DM: Sab2 goes down
Slayzer: Moving, Flying, Droping, Shouting
Isles_DM: Saboteur: "Khazdan.." He dies.
Slayzer: .....
Slayzer: We have to get him back...
*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
Mayor_Ivanija: "This is a disaster!"
Mayor_Ivanija: "Slayzer, I hereby deem you a noble, so that you may execute him on the spot when you catch him!"
* Mayor_Ivanija whispers to you: "This was to be your reward, anyway"
Slayzer: Right... the sentance is already set.... let's go
Mayor_Ivanija: "Who do you wish to take with you?"
Slayzer: *bows to the Mayor*
Slayzer: There are 2 of them... I need at least 2 extra to cut off their excape
Slayzer: escape
Slayzer: Any volunteers?
Mayor_Ivanija: "You must know the militia by now; I'd prefer that you have your choice"
Mayor_Ivanija: (Everyone is willing to go with you)
Mayor_Ivanija: (
Slayzer: Fine I will take Faing and Antonunu
Mayor_Ivanija: (Who wouldn't want to go with the Great Slayzer? )
Mayor_Ivanija: Faing
Mayor_Ivanija: Natural hits: 2
Mayor_Ivanija: Total hits: 2
Mayor_Ivanija: Experience: 3/10
Mayor_Ivanija: Yen: 3
Mayor_Ivanija: Fist of Fury
Mayor_Ivanija: Spear
Mayor_Ivanija: Antonunu
Mayor_Ivanija: Natural hits: 1
Mayor_Ivanija: Total hits: 2
Mayor_Ivanija: Experience: 3.5/5
Mayor_Ivanija: Yen: 4
Mayor_Ivanija: Leather Armor, spear
Slayzer: (haha =P)
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Faing_and_Anton
Faing_and_Anton: "Lead on, sir!"
Slayzer: Right... let's be off then
Slayzer: *runs after the dwarves*
Faing_and_Anton: (It's easy to follow the trail into the forest; heck, you can still see them for a few moments before they vanish into the woods)
Slayzer: right let's chase them down...
Slayzer: Faing you got left, Antonunu you take the right..
Slayzer: got to get ahead and around of them\
*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: Faing and Anton: "We'll do that"
Slayzer: *keeps following*
Isles_DM: (You track them to the forest)
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The lizard lies below the tundra; scatters the offensive of the iron!
Isles_DM: Good enough... you find their tracks
*** DW-afk is now known as Darkwolf
Isles_DM: They go to a small stand of bushes... where they abruptly disappear.
Slayzer: Right
Slayzer: I look to see if Faing and Antonunu are in position
Isles_DM: They seem to be
Isles_DM: Faing flashes you a thumbs up and grins.
Slayzer: *approaches the bushes
Isles_DM: (The tracks enter the bushes and don't come out the other side. They're not in the bushes)
Slayzer: Hmm secret passage
Slayzer: *looks around*
Isles_DM: You see trees, bushes, Faing, Antonunu, and a squirrel that's looking at you.
Slayzer: I uproot the bushes
Slayzer: (for a passage underneath)
Slayzer: (they are dwarves after all )
Isles_DM: You attempt to uproot the bushes... when you grab and pull it opens a door.
Isles_DM: (So clever. )
Slayzer: Is it big enough for us?
Isles_DM: You'll have to stoop over, but you can get down there
Slayzer: *stoops*
Slayzer: (being oriental is an advantage here =) )
Isles_DM: It's pitch-black inside the tunnel
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: Either of you have a torch? *whispered*
Isles_DM: "No... it's not nighttime... we could go back to the town and get one"
Slayzer: How wide is the tunnel??
Isles_DM: About 4 feet
Slayzer: enough for 2 by 2?
Isles_DM: It would be a tight squeeze...
Slayzer: you know a dueling stance?
Slayzer: Faing or Antonunu?
Isles_DM: Faing does
Slayzer: Well if we get in a fight move to my right in that stance
Slayzer: *continues following*
Isles_DM: (In the dark?)
Slayzer: Yep
Slayzer: fun eh?
Isles_DM: Do you have Anton follow behind the two of you?
Slayzer: Yes
Isles_DM: (Ok... you enter the tunnel and begin to follow it)
Isles_DM: (You detect a branching off to your left, or you could go straight. Which do you prefer?)
*** Darkwolf sets mode: -s
*** Darkwolf changes topic to 'YBA: Slayzer in some wierd Isles'
Slayzer: would the left path lead to where the dwarf village is supposedly?
Isles_DM: You aren't sure by this point; the tunnel isn't exactly straight
Slayzer: *asks Faing*
Slayzer: There is a fork here
Isles_DM: Faing: "I have a compass, but it's useless when I can't see it"
Isles_DM: (Slayzer: I'll let you spend 1 Chi to generate light; you won't get it back until you stop gening light. Sound fair?)
Slayzer: if we lay of now....
Slayzer: (Sure)
Slayzer: *focuses his chi on his sword*
Isles_DM: (It seems sensible for a holy warrior)
Slayzer: can unholy warriors generate darkness now? hehe
Isles_DM: (It's pretty worthless, but I'd let them)
Isles_DM: You can now see about 20' in each direction.
Slayzer: any tracks
Isles_DM: Faing: "Which direction is the village?"
Slayzer: ?
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The spider devours the waterfall; shields against the foray of the cave!
Slayzer: hah
Isles_DM: There's LOTS of tracks... too many to pick out any individual set
Isles_DM: (very bad tracking move )
Slayzer: Anotnunu didn't you say it was to the north east?
Isles_DM: Anton: "Yes... and please call me Anton"
Slayzer: Well does that path go that way?
Isles_DM: Faing: "It appears to"
Slayzer: let's take it then...
Slayzer: we can only hope he is headed home
Isles_DM: (You continue to follow the path. Now that you can see, you're significantly faster)
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The spear removes the brush; wards off the aggression of the elements!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The spider prances in the midst of the foothills; dodges the rolling of the isle!
Isles_DM: HA!
Isles_DM: A crossbow bolt goes whizzing by your head
Slayzer: from behind or ahead?
Isles_DM: Ahead
Isles_DM: Gein_and_Sain: Khazdand: CR 2 Hits: 3 Toughness, Fists of Fury
Isles_DM: Gein_and_Sain: Dwarven Saboteur: CR 2 Hits: 3 Toughness, Dirty Trick x1
Isles_DM: Day: Southern Cross Location: caves
Slayzer: Faing let's finish this
Slayzer: *attacks the Sabateur
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The staff sweeps with the canyon as it wracks Dancing Buddha's Shrine; defends against the offensive of the elements!
Isles_DM: Nice.
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The kama drowns the forest; silences the storm of the sickle!
*** Isles_DM is now known as Faing
Faing: "Direct me!"
Slayzer: Attack the saboteur
* Faing attacks the Saboteur
Faing: !mb ybmove Khazdand
MeowthBot: Faing: The tsunami rains upon the vineyard; parries the blood of the bone!
Faing: running
Faing: Saboteur: Dirty Trick!
Faing: Khazdand gets away
Faing: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Faing: The chimera scatters the ravine; parts the motion of the shell!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The blizzard severs the rapids; protects against the offensive of the wood!
Faing: !mb ybmove Saboteur
MeowthBot: Faing: The scythe quells the grotto; silences the stab of the reptile!
Faing: @ Faing
Faing: Faing takes 1 hit (1/2) Sab takes one hit (2/3)
Faing: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Faing: The fist slides atop the foothills; tumbles next to the efforts of the settlement!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The lightning kicks the tower; shreds the onslaught of the lash!
Faing: !mb ybmove Saboteur
MeowthBot: Faing: The east wind bows higher than the ocean; guards against the foray of the garden!
Faing: Saboteur takes one hit (1/3)
Faing: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Faing: The crane speaks with the brush; waves away the cut of the blade!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The oak impales the cemetery; absorbs the onslaught of the insect!
Faing: !mb ybmove Sab
MeowthBot: Faing: The hammer decimates the ruins; avoids the motion of the shell! *yen*
Slayzer: who is he attacking?
Faing: Faing
Slayzer: shove Faing
Faing: No hits
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The claw assaults the waterfall; reduces the cut of the feline!
Faing: (That would have killed Faing)
Faing: !mb ybmove Sab
MeowthBot: Faing: The sword prances on top of the cliff; shields the offensive of the farm!
Slayzer: ( I know )
Faing: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Faing: The phoenix appears by the city; grasps the touch of the storm!
Faing: The saboteur goes down
Faing: "You saved my life!"
Slayzer: Yes.. but we have no time for thanks.. let's hurry
Faing: (You get one yen)
Faing: And 1.5 XP
Slayzer: he was only 2 CR
Slayzer: so 1
Slayzer: (unless antonunu gets a share)
Faing: (no... he was in no danger and didn't fight) Thought he was 3 oops
Faing: Faing: XP 4/10
Slayzer: (no problem.. Toughness/Armor does that)
Slayzer: (2 Yen from previous fight?)
Faing: DM: Is getting annoyed with slow dwarves
Slayzer: (haha =P)
Faing: Hey... the saboteur had two more yen!
Slayzer: (hehe)
Slayzer: *shares*
Slayzer: *shares the wealth hehe*
* Faing and Anton thank you profusely
Slayzer: (you keeping track of their yen?)
Faing: (They're getting pretty rich for peasants Faing: 4 Anton: 5
Slayzer: (Hah)
Slayzer: *follows the path*
Faing: (Dwarves don't make for dramatic chases... you catch Khaz pretty quick)
*** Faing is now known as Khazdand
Khazdand: "Wait! Don't attack!"
Slayzer: Oh and why not?
Khazdand: "My family would miss me, and I have money at home!"
Slayzer: I see.... What about that man's family.. did you think of that?
Khazdand: "Not at the time... I was desperate"
Slayzer: I see...
Slayzer: Fine I have a solution that will work..
Khazdand: "What is that?"
Slayzer: As you have taken a life you shall give one..
Slayzer: I will take you to the family of that man
Slayzer: and let them decide punishment
Slayzer: Perhaps you can bribe them... but not I..
Khazdand: "Ehhh... Slayzer? These are Sori... they very stronly endorse capital punishment"
Khazdand: *strongly
Slayzer: I think I can save you life.. but you may not like the result
Slayzer: you dwarves are long lived
Khazdand: "Let me pray to Moradin, and then kill me"
Slayzer: perhaps they would be satisfied with one lifetime of labor?
Slayzer: if that's what you want
* Khazdand begins praying
Slayzer: *let's him*
Slayzer: make peace with your gods and ancestors
Khazdand: Khazdand (Enhanced)
Khazdand: Natural hits: 5 (7)
Khazdand: Master of the Trancendant Hammer
Khazdand: Unholy Warrior
Khazdand: Unholy Battery (4 Ki)
Khazdand: Unholy Armor of Moradin (+2 hits)
Khazdand: Unholy Hammer
Khazdand: "Moradin! Thank you!"
* Khazdand turns to face you
Slayzer: Alright let's go
Khazdand: Initiative: Faing, You, Khaz
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The turtle easily obliterates the ruins; reduces the kick of the tides!
Sollir: nice...
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab crushes the dungeon; shreds the slash of the rodent!
Khazdand: done?
Slayzer: Hmmm
Slayzer: I don't know Khaz's move
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Khazdand
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The claw dodges near the orchard; waves away the thrust of the field!
Khazdand: Dirty Trick!
Khazdand: Wait... nm
Khazdand: Shove Slayzer
Slayzer: (hah )
Khazdand: Khaz takes one hit (6/7
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The ki-rin leaps below the well; wards off the stab of the feline!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The sword slides through the fountain; shields against the foray of the settlement and menacingly leaps over the descent of the mountain! *yen*
Slayzer: (yikes )
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Khazdand
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The claw leaps over the glade; wards off the chi of the field!
Khazdand: Shove Slayzer
Khazdand: Ki: 0
Slayzer: *saw that coming*
Slayzer: (am I at 3 or 4 Chi)
Khazdand: (3... you still have that Light going)
Khazdand: Faing takes one hit (1/2)
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The lotus blossom blasts the glacier; punches close to the quickening of the feline!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The claw penetrates the cliff; wards off the assailment of the isle!
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Khazdand
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The whip sings upon the clearing; defends against the throw of the elements!
* Khazdand looks really tired
Khazdand: Khaz takes two hits (4/7)
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The east wind rends the ravine; silences the stab of the river!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The northstar shreds the glacier; shreds the storm of the horn!
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Khaz
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The tiger sings upon the forest; shields the rolling of the holy ground!
* Khazdand screams in fury
Khazdand: Khaz takes two hits (2/7)
Slayzer: Your evil cannot win, Khazdand
Slayzer: give life to Faing
Khazdand: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The spear wracks the cavern; waves away the chi of the bird!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The spider seeks in the midst of the heavens; guards against the slash of the reptile!
Khazdand: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Khazdand: The blizzard stands by the sea; silences the edge of the farm! *yen*
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Khazdand: Khazdand goes down (Faing used his spear)
Slayzer: Rest in peace
Slayzer: *lops off head*
Slayzer: in death let your sins be washed away
*** Khazdand is now known as Faing
Slayzer: Let's go
Slayzer: Sorry you didn't get to see any action Anton
Faing: Anton: "Not a problem... that was pretty scary"
Slayzer: 1 yen move
Faing: "What happened there?"
Faing: (You get two yen)
Slayzer: You want the yen?
Faing: Need to calculate XP... 5+2... should be 7
Faing: "If you don't want them
Slayzer: its 5/2
Faing: (Armor adds to it)
Slayzer: no it just won't split evenly
Slayzer: (not to CR
Faing: (So it's just 5 then? Even though he spend 12 yen?"
* Faing takes one and gives one to Anton
Slayzer: (oh right doh hehe)
Slayzer: is his armor and weapon still there?
Faing: No... they vanished when he died
Faing: Just like they showed up when he prayed
Faing: 3.5 XP each
Slayzer: Yep
Faing: Faing: 7.5/10
Slayzer: Let us return
*** Faing is now known as Faing_and_Anto
*** Faing_and_Anto is now known as Faing_and_Anton
Faing_and_Anton: "Lead on"
Slayzer: *leads them back*
Faing_and_Anton: (You emerge into daylight)
Slayzer: Praise be to Amaterasu
* Faing_and_Anton both look at you funny
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "Who is that?"
Slayzer: Never mind its not important
Slayzer: *continues back to town*
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "Obviously it's important. Who is Amaterasu?"
Slayzer: It is a goddess of my homeland
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: recoils in horror
Slayzer: ...
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: pulls out his holy symbol: a ship with a 7-armed swastika on it and holds it in between him and you
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "Pagan!"
Slayzer: *sigh*
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: *runs away*
*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Faing
*** Darkwolf is now known as DW-afk
Slayzer: Well that was unexpected
Faing: "He's a healer... healers follow Saint Sinelli."
Faing: "He's basically a priest"
Slayzer: I understand that... but is there no room for other traditions?
Faing: "No... the Sori Inquistion tries to convert pagans. If it fails, it kills them"
Faing: "Lucky for you, the Inquisition is weak here. However, Anton may try to draft others against you... a mob Inquistion, if you will"
Slayzer: wonderful.. I guess I should follow Talys advice then
Faing: "I don't much care myself"
Slayzer: I guess there goes my friendship with him...
Faing: "Too late now... you need to at least pretend to convert. Act as though you never knew about God, the saints, and Yulav Fedor"
Faing: "Otherwise people will drive you out of town"
Slayzer: you are asking me to lie about something very important to me you know
Faing: "I like you... I don't wish harm to come to you"
Slayzer: Alright let's return
Faing: "What are you going to do?"
Slayzer: I will deal with it when the time comes... I may end up leaving in any case..
Faing: "Let's go, then"
* Faing looks very unhappy
Slayzer: I think I know how to deal with this
Faing: "Will you tell me?"
Slayzer: I will use philosophy on them... that's all..
* Faing looks even more unhappy
Slayzer: What's the matter?
Faing: "That doesn't work against the Inquistion. Do you think the heretics are the stupid ones? No... heretics are intelligent people, and they make rational arguments to the Inquistors. It isn't as if they care."
Slayzer: So you think I can't turn their arguments against them?
Faing: "To be honest, no."
Faing: "If you win an argument against the priests, they'll kill you so you don't convince any peasants."
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: well I will just have to pretend I guess...
Faing: "You'll need a patron saint"
Slayzer: who are they?
Faing: "Eight of the saints: Asi, Sinelli, Argor, Taris, Ailov, Mikhail, Ventars and Navinolan, were Yulav Fedor's companions."
Faing: "The ninth, Saint Vladimir, is venerated only among crazy people."
Slayzer: Yulav Fedor?
Faing: "Yulav Fedor is the Son of God. He came to earth to die for our sins."
Faing: (Think Jesus.)
Slayzer: (I see, got the Jesus and his Disciples going)
GrayDoom: And the crowd chants: "Vladimir, Vladimir, Vladimir!"
Faing: (Precisely. This was orginally a D&D campaign, and I wanted to offer the players a pantheon and still have a monolithic church)
Slayzer: (Oriental Pantheon is Similar)
Slayzer: Tell me about them
Faing: (Culture is wrong, though... oriental pantheon is more LN, and Syvashkan Isles are more CN)
Slayzer: (Hah )
Slayzer: (Well?)
Faing: (Sorry, had a client. I can type now)
Slayzer: (no problem)
Faing: "I'll start with Asi. Asi was a wizard and a Paladin who protected Fedor from harm. He is venerated by paladins, knights, wizards, and people committed to the cause of good.
Faing: "Sinelli was a wanderer who guided Fedor from place to place. She is now the patron saint of sailors and travelers."
Faing: "Argor was a bandit that Fedor converted to worship of god. Those who struggle against tyranny venerate him."
Faing: "Taris was a druid of the forest who Fedor converted. He watches over those who were converted from the druidic faith."
Slayzer: Hmm
Faing: "Ailov was the Sori every Sori wants to be: Huge, strong, an immensely capable woodsman, soldier and leader. He kept Fedor alive when he was exiled to the wilds of Kadiya. He has the widest following of all the saints."
Slayzer: *ponders*
Faing: "Mikhail was a crazy barbarian who tried to free Fedor when he was captured by Emperor Anto IV. He is followed by soldiers and warriors."
Faing: "Ventars was an assassin who tried to kill the Emperor after he ordered Fedor's death. He is worshipped by assassins and those who desire revenge."
Slayzer: that leaves one more
Faing: "Navinolan was a thief... pure and simple. He tricked Fedor into making him a saint. He watches over thieves and tricksters."
Slayzer: Hah I see
Slayzer: Right well... let's return then
Faing: "I follow Ailov myself"
Slayzer: I see
GrayDoom: And the crowd chants: "Vladimir, Vladimir, Vladimir!"
Slayzer: Let us go then
* Faing follows you
GrayDoom: (ooc: slayzer should ask about vladimir, dangit! =])
Faing: (So you go back to town?)
Slayzer: (Yep)
Slayzer: *walks into lion's den*
Faing: The town seems normal as you head back
Slayzer: Alright no burning crosses
Slayzer: or pitchfork armies
GrayDoom: (boooooo!)
Slayzer: (hah )
Slayzer: (f34r the commoner witha pitchfork)
*** Faing is now known as Commoner_with_a_pitchfork
GrayDoom: (to be a proper mob, it has to have torches to)
Slayzer: Haha
* Commoner_with_a_pitchfork charges you with a torch!
*** Commoner_with_a_pitchfork is now known as Faing
* Slayzer death by pitchfork
Faing: (That would be painful... most pitchforks are wooden)
Slayzer: they have a section on that in the Ravenloft book heh
GrayDoom: yeah, i know . someone mentioned it a while back
Faing: Commoners with Pitchforks vs. Strahd Zarovitch
Faing: Who will win?!
GrayDoom: And the crowd chants: "Vladimir, Vladimir, Vladimir!"
Slayzer: add in 1 priest with bless weapon... and then the army wins hehe
Faing: Where do you go in town?
Slayzer: Mayors
*** Faing is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
Mayor_Ivanija: "Hello, Slayzer."
Slayzer: I found and dealt with the dwarf..
Mayor_Ivanija: "Very good."
Mayor_Ivanija: "I've been hearing distressing things from Antonunu"
Slayzer: Yes I know
Mayor_Ivanija: "How do you respond to these charges?"
Slayzer: Charges?
GrayDoom: "Lies, all lies! Saint Vladimir will destroy you all! MUahahahahah!"
Slayzer: (lol)
Slayzer: I am not sure how to respond to them
Mayor_Ivanija: "Antonunu claims that you worship a pagan god, and turned aside all talk of God and Yulav Fedor"
Slayzer: I try to keep an open mind on these things
GrayDoom: (i sense pitchforks incoming)
Mayor_Ivanija: "So open that your brain falls out?"
Slayzer: No, not quite
Mayor_Ivanija: "Why a pagan god? Don't you have any idea what the Church does to pagans?"
Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: whispers "I thought you had a plan!"
Slayzer: who says its a pagan god?
Slayzer: Its complicated
Mayor_Ivanija: "What is the name of your god?"
Slayzer: The names are different but the result is the same and perhaps
Slayzer: the being itself
Slayzer: have you considered that?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Who is the prophet of your god?"
Slayzer: The Prophet of our god?
Slayzer: Hmmm that would be He who Walk's in Righteousness
Mayor_Ivanija: "The Church recognizes that there are many names for God... but not that there is more than one."
Mayor_Ivanija: "'He who Walks in Righteousness'? What is his doctrine?"
Slayzer: Justice, mercy and more
Mayor_Ivanija: "How many gods are there?"
Slayzer: Well there is only one God as you would call it...
Slayzer: The rest are honored ancestors in heaven...
Slayzer: and the Followers of the One
Mayor_Ivanija: "Ah, fine then. Antonunu must have misunderstood you."
Mayor_Ivanija: "I shall call a town meeting to dispel these rumors."
Slayzer: Alright
Mayor_Ivanija: "Also, I have a favor to ask of you."
Slayzer: Yes?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Garkanii has not had a Champion in more than 300 years."
Slayzer: (the garkanii is the city right?)
*** DW-afk is now known as Darkwolf
Mayor_Ivanija: "The last one was Garii Kanov... we named the village after him"
Mayor_Ivanija: (Yes)
Slayzer: Ahh I see
Slayzer: I would be glad to help this town in any way I can
Mayor_Ivanija: "In these dangerous times, Garkanii needs a Champion once again."
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Slayzer: but.. I am drawn to fight evil in all its forms..
Mayor_Ivanija: "So... do you accept or decline, then?"
Slayzer: So many offers today
Slayzer: I will stay as long as I am needed.. how is that?
Mayor_Ivanija: "You are a skilled, clever, and unattached warrior... expect many offers of employment."
Slayzer: Anyways I think Faing here is on his way becoming a skilled warrior himself
Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: blushes
GrayDoom: "However, you are also an unrepetant pagan... expect many mobs and pitchforks."
Slayzer: it was he who landed the final blow after all
Slayzer: I will just keep my mouth shut... solving that problem
Mayor_Ivanija: "Look behind you! It's Kalath!"
Slayzer: ??
Mayor_Ivanija: "Never mind... it's just Anton."
Slayzer: lol
*** Sollir is now known as Doppleganger_Disguised_As_Anto
*** Doppleganger_Disguised_As_Anto is now known as DopplegangerInDisguise
GrayDoom: heh... if a good guy like slayzer is causing this much trouble, imagine the trouble an actual amoral pagan would cause
*** DopplegangerInDisguise is now known as Sollir
Mayor_Ivanija: "Do you wish to be present at the meeting?"
Slayzer: Yes
Mayor_Ivanija: "I am inviting Bishop Yarik Unerkandry from Shevra to the meeting. He'll be here tomorrow... he should be able to prove your innocende.
Mayor_Ivanija: (innocence
Mayor_Ivanija: "Stay out of sight until then... we don't need any incidents with the commoners."
Slayzer: Alright
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Slayzer: *stays out of sight*
Slayzer: flood?
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*** DopplegangerInDisguise is now known as Sollir
Mayor_Ivanija: "Just stay here until tomorrow"
Slayzer: Alright
Mayor_Ivanija: The next day dawns... the day of the East Wind
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Isles_DM
Slayzer: Hmmm not sure how lucky that is for me ...
Isles_DM: Ivanija: "Are you ready, Slayzer?"
Isles_DM: Ivanija: "The Bishop is here"
Slayzer: As ready as I can be
Isles_DM: Ivanija: "Follow me."
Slayzer: *follows*
Isles_DM: The Mayor takes you to a large tent that wasn't here yesterday. Inside, the entire town's population sits. On a raised platform up front, an old, grotesquely fat man sits, wearing a heavily embroidered white robe and an extremely wide brimmed hat.
Isles_DM: Man: "You are Slayzer?"
Slayzer: yes I am
Isles_DM: Man: "I am Bishop Yarik Unerkandry. Come forward to the platform."
Slayzer: *does so*
Isles_DM: Bishop: "Slayzer, you stand acused by Antonunu Tunnendrei of paganism; specifically, worship of the goddess Anama-something or other"
Isles_DM: Bishop: "What was the name, again, Slayzer?"
Slayzer: Amaterasu, Bishob Yarik
Isles_DM: Bishop: "How do you respond to the charge?"
Slayzer: it was a misunderstanding.... I am a foreigner in this land and have not fully grasped your language and its complexities
Isles_DM: "So what did you mena to convey, Slayzer?"
*** Isles_DM is now known as Biship_Yarik
Slayzer: Well you have to understand, in our language divine beings are known by a single word
Slayzer: which roughly translates as god
Biship_Yarik: "Understood. What is this word?"
Slayzer: kami
Biship_Yarik: "So, what relevance does this have?"
*** Biship_Yarik is now known as Bishop_Yarik
Slayzer: Well, Anton thought I meant she was a god... but she is not.. she would be closer to a saint in your language
Bishop_Yarik: "What is her precise status, in your eyes?"
Slayzer: well she is the mother of the Leader of the Nine walkers
Slayzer: (Think = Mary)
Bishop_Yarik: "Who is this Leader? Who are the Nine Walkers?"
Slayzer: That is a Long and old story Bishop
Bishop_Yarik: Anton: "Heresy!"
Bishop_Yarik: "We must know this story to determine your guilt or innocence."
Slayzer: It was they who delivered the teachings to my people nearly 5 millenia ago
Slayzer: the leader was known to the world as Fu Kwan, He Who Walks in Righteousness
Slayzer: son of the One,
*** Sollir is now known as Crowd
Slayzer: he gathered unto him 8 others each who epitomised a virtue
Bishop_Yarik: "Go on"
Slayzer: Well, first there was Chan Cheng
Bishop_Yarik: Taly: grins at you
Slayzer: great general, a skillful master of the martial arts
Slayzer: it was he who set down the tenets of Honor
Slayzer: known as Bushido
Slayzer: then Kwan Yin, the compassionate one. a Midwife, skilled healer and diplomat
Bishop_Yarik: "And the other six?"
Slayzer: and Chu Chia, a master craftsman. Nung Chang, a simple farmer
Slayzer: Ai Ching, a noblewoman and patron of marriage..
Slayzer: *Shu Chia (I think)
Slayzer: Ch'en Hsiang
Slayzer: a Bardwho turned many ears
Slayzer: Chih Shih, a scolar and keeper of records
Bishop_Yarik: "And that is eight."
Slayzer: and Hsing Yong a gambler and skilled thief
Slayzer: the lucky one
Bishop_Yarik: "So lucky that he is not counted?"
Slayzer: so lucky that he is often overlooked
Bishop_Yarik: "I see. What is your name for God?"
Slayzer: We call him by many names
Slayzer: the One
Slayzer: Giver of the Law
Slayzer: the Maker
Slayzer: Celestial Emperor
Slayzer: Breath of Life
Slayzer: Judge of All
Slayzer: He who sits on the Jade Throne of Creation
Bishop_Yarik: "Does he have any companion gods?"
Crowd: "Celestial Emperor? This is heresy!"
*** GrayDoom is now known as Mob
Slayzer: No
Mob: "Burn the infidel!"
Slayzer: they exist only to serve him
Bishop_Yarik: "I see."
Bishop_Yarik: "As far as I am concerned, you seem innocent. The final thing I need to prove it is the Watchphrase of Yulav Fedor."
Slayzer: the watchphrase?
Bishop_Yarik: "He told us that any others who followed God, albeit with a different name, would be given this phrase. It was shown to be true when we met the Endrians."
Bishop_Yarik: "Every Sori child is taught it."
Slayzer: Hmmm I see
Bishop_Yarik: "What is it?"
Slayzer: a phrase that is most important to his teachings
Bishop_Yarik: "That is true, of course. What is the phrase?"
Slayzer: *says something in his own language*
Bishop_Yarik: "Ha! Very clever."
Bishop_Yarik: "We must find a translator"
Slayzer: In your language it is 2
Bishop_Yarik: "Two?"
Slayzer: When a man asked Fu Kwan, which of the One's rules was most important
Slayzer: He said 2 things the simplified the whole of the law
Slayzer: Obey God
Slayzer: and Do unto others as you would have them do unto you
Mob: Ha, I say do bad things unto others _before_ they can do bad thins unto you
Bishop_Yarik: "Hmmm"
Bishop_Yarik: "I see no choice but to free you then. You are free to go."
Slayzer: *bows*
Bishop_Yarik: "Anton, I must talk to you."
* Bishop_Yarik takes Anton outside
*** Bishop_Yarik is now known as Taly
* Taly approaches you
*** Crowd is now known as The_Crowd
* The_Crowd disperses
*** The_Crowd is now known as Sollir
* Taly whispers "I know you're lying... I heard you bless me before. How did you know the watchphrase?"
Slayzer: hey Taly
*** Mob is now known as GrayDoom
Slayzer: *whispers* Most religions have it at the core anyways... the good ones... and it IS part of his law...
*** GrayDoom is now known as OffWhiteDestruction
* Taly whispers "Well, I'm glad you're safe; Anton would have to appeal the decision to an Archbishop or higher... and no one can get off the island."
Slayzer: *whispers* Well I hope he understands... and doesn't carry it further ..
* Taly whispers "He should... you did a really good job on that one"
Slayzer: Thanks
*** Taly is now known as Antonunu
* Antonunu approaches you
Antonunu: "I'm sorry, Slayzer... I forgot that you didn't know the language perfectly."
Slayzer: That's alright Antonunu
Slayzer: forgiveness is a virtue after all..
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Slayzer: I am just sorry it all happened
Antonunu: "I am too."
* Antonunu bows awkwardly and departs
*** Antonunu is now known as Isles_DM
Slayzer: *bows in return*
Isles_DM: What do you do now?
Slayzer: I go to the tavern
Slayzer: *needs a drink for his throat*
*** Isles_DM is now known as Taly
Taly: "Hi Slayzer! Here for some sake?"
Slayzer: Hmm... not sure I should drink anything alcholic
*** Darkwolf is now known as Shifty_Assassin
Slayzer: you got anything else?
*** Shifty_Assassin is now known as Darkwolf
Taly: "Water, milk, Sori potato wine, small beer and fish liquor."
Slayzer: I will have some water then
* Taly smirks as he hands you the mug
Taly: "Water it is, then."
Slayzer: *drinks some water*
* Taly is also a source of 'cheap booze' if you want to be a Drunken Master.
Taly: "So, now that that's over, what are you going to be up to?"
Taly: "Are you staying in Garkanii?"
Slayzer: Hmmm
Slayzer: most likely...
*** Sollir is now known as Spanish_Inquisition
Slayzer: As long as there is trouble here I will be
*** Spanish_Inquisition is now known as Sollir
Taly: "Heh... with you around, that trouble might not be around much longer."
Slayzer: I know
Slayzer: I told the mayor I will stay as long as I am needed... then move on
Taly: "I suspect that the Mayor will try to retain you with some sort of office."
Slayzer: doubtless...
Slayzer: I think I am going to groom a replacement
Taly: "Who?"
Slayzer: not sure yet
Slayzer: I am not yet skilled enough to teach others...
Taly: "Any candidates?"
Slayzer: Thinking of Faing..
Slayzer: not sure thought
Taly: "Faing's a level-headed fellow"
*** Sollir is now known as Hooded_Figure
*** Darkwolf is now known as DW-afk
Hooded_Figure: While in the bar, Slayzer notices a stranger trying to get his attention...
Hooded_Figure: "Outsider, come over here..."
* Hooded_Figure motions towards the seat where he is at
Slayzer: one minute taly, let me see what this fellow wants
Taly: "Sure, no problem, Slayzer."
Taly: (I told Sollir this is fine, BTW)
Hooded_Figure: "I sensed your presence as you came in, a holy warrior?"
Slayzer: of a sorts, yes
Hooded_Figure: "In my travels I have found this item to be useful to those of your kind, however I do not need it myself..."
Hooded_Figure: The hooded figure pulls something from his cloak and shows it to Slayzer, a shimmering opal
* Taly gasps
Hooded_Figure: "This is a stone of holy shielding...it is very protective and would help you in your quest."
Hooded_Figure: "I don't ask for much of it but what it is worth...and I offer it to you for a sum of 20 yen..."
Hooded_Figure: "I have grown old and simply need this money for my travels."
Hooded_Figure: indeed, the man has withered skin, and looks a little pale...
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: may I examine it?
Hooded_Figure: "Of course..."
Slayzer: *touches the stone and examines it closely*
Hooded_Figure: (OOC Info: Stone of Holy Shielding is an accessory that gives +5 hits)
Slayzer: (OOC Info 2: I won't be using it until I combine into the final item)
Slayzer: I see... I am a trusting man... and if nothing else it is a gem of some worth
Slayzer: *takes the opal and gives the man 20 Yen*
* Hooded_Figure smiles and pockets it, before walking out
Hooded_Figure: "So long old friend..."
* Taly watches the Stone explode!
Hooded_Figure: lol
*** Hooded_Figure is now known as Sollir
Slayzer: =P
Taly: "I've never seen him before"
Sollir: (Official Note: Stone of Holy Shielding was the property of Demitri, now sold for 20 yen to Slayzer)
Slayzer: (You are joking right? =P)
Taly: (Of course. )
Slayzer: (on the exploding part hehe)
Sollir: (Well, others reading the thread might not know )
Slayzer: This will do nicely
Sollir: (Yes, it doesn't explode )
Slayzer: (haha thanks Sollir)
Sollir: (np =D)
Taly: DM: Note to self: Make monsters stronger
Sollir: (I know, he said he wasn't going to wear it yet )
Slayzer: *puts the stone in a pouch*
Slayzer: that helps me... 10 less yen to earn
Taly: "Can I get ya anything else, Slayzer?"
Slayzer: Hmmm well not really... I am a bit hungry...
* Taly goes out back
* Taly comes back with a chicken
Slayzer: nothing like facing death to make a man hungry
Taly: "Heh... I'll have this roasted up in no time."
* Taly roasts the chicken
Slayzer: Alright
* Taly slices it in half
* Taly hands you half
Slayzer: *eats it hungrily*
Taly: "Anything else I can do for you?"
Slayzer: not really (time of day?)
Slayzer: where is the man you spoke of... the one fromt he land with jade?
Taly: (early morning)
Taly: Vartimus? He is in the city of Zoyenna
Slayzer: How far is that?
Taly: It's on the other side of the archipelago.
*** Taly is now known as Horde_of_Mad_Sorcerors
Slayzer: I see
*** Horde_of_Mad_Sorcerors is now known as Taly
Taly: "And we have no boats."
Slayzer: So I am stuck here...
Slayzer: do you have Silver here?
Taly: "Silver? Of course."
Taly: "There may well be other ways off the island"
Slayzer: Hmmm now for something rarer...
Slayzer: *pulls out a book and starts leafing through pages*
Slayzer: ahh here it is
Taly: "What?"
Slayzer: Its a rare metal...
Slayzer: White Mithril
Taly: "Mithril? Only the elves have that."
Slayzer: Hmm its a different form of Mithril
Slayzer: found in the deep volcanic vents
Taly: "What's 'volcanic'"?
Slayzer: you don't know of volcanoes?
Taly: "I have no idea what a 'volcano' is."
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: its when a mountain spews out hot ash and molten rock
Taly: "That would be one strange mountain."
Slayzer: guess you don't have any here...
Taly: "Maybe you should go to Shevra and talk with the King's wizard, Larian Frustya."
Slayzer: you have earthquakes around here?
Taly: "Not here... they have them on Tariovka, though."
Slayzer: Well there goes that heh
Slayzer: Is Shevra on the island?
Taly: "Shevra is our capital. It's about a day's journey west, along the road."
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: Maybe I will then
Slayzer: I will see if the mayor needs anything first though
Taly: "
Taly: Ok then"
Taly: "Have a good trip"
Slayzer: Thanks
Slayzer: good luck
Slayzer: *goes to the Mayor*
*** Taly is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
Mayor_Ivanija: "Slayzer! Good to see you."
Slayzer: *bows* And you Mayor
Slayzer: I came to see if you had anything troubling you and this town
Mayor_Ivanija: "Well, there's always the dwarves, elves and other denizens of the forest. The biggest problem is the Endrian blockade."
Slayzer: Hmm I see...
Slayzer: Is there anything I do to help?
Slayzer: they don't have cannon's obviously
Mayor_Ivanija: "They don't... but they still board and sink anything we send out."
Slayzer: Hmm perhaps I could go aboard a blockade runner
Slayzer: and get the vital goods you need if any
Mayor_Ivanija: "A blockade runner? We have NO ships... and there are no shipwrights on Kadiya. We had them built in Finnara, but now we can't even contact them."
Slayzer: Hmm perhaps I could help with that then?
Slayzer: How many ships does the Endrian navy have?
Mayor_Ivanija: "We don't know. Enough to sink ours."
Slayzer: Let me think
Slayzer: *sits down*
Slayzer: You have gunpowder...
Slayzer: do you have enough to sink ships?
Mayor_Ivanija: We don't really have much... we destroyed it. To get more, you'd have to go to Lunkiba
Mayor_Ivanija: A town on the western side of the island.
Slayzer: I see
Mayor_Ivanija: It's about two days march west from here.
Slayzer: Let me put it this way.. how many ships have you seen?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Two"
Slayzer: Galleons?
Mayor_Ivanija: "No... Endrian boat technology lags behind ours. They were simply Sailing Ships. (DMG)
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: that means they have to return to restore their food supplies
Slayzer: more often at least
Mayor_Ivanija: "They have conquered part of the island of Linya, giving them a local base to attack from."
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: What would you advise then Mayor?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Frankly, Slayzer, I don't know how to solve the blockade. Do you have any shipbuilding lore?"
Slayzer: not a whole lot... but a small skimmer might be possible
Slayzer: how much gunpowder to they have in Luniba?
Slayzer: *do
Slayzer: Lunkiba*
Mayor_Ivanija: "Probably none, but they have our apothecary, who knows how to make more."
Slayzer: Alright
Mayor_Ivanija: "What are you planning?"
Slayzer: I have an idea
*** DW-afk is now known as Darkwolf
Mayor_Ivanija: "What's that?"
Slayzer: getting enough gunpowder.. then taking a small ship close enough to swim to their vessel... then blowing them up...
Mayor_Ivanija: "Good luck."
Slayzer: I'll need it I think
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Slayzer: Is the way to Lunkiba fairly simple?
Slayzer: I mean is there a road
Slayzer: hmm? client?
Mayor_Ivanija: Sorry, yes.
Slayzer: np
Mayor_Ivanija: "Yes, the road goes right through Shevra. You won't even need to camp out."
Slayzer: I see I will bring Faing and Anton with me then.
Slayzer: Shevra is the capital yes?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Yes."
Slayzer: Alright
Mayor_Ivanija: "You are welcome to the services of Faing and Anton."
* Mayor_Ivanija smiles
Slayzer: *bows*
Slayzer: Has either of them been to Shevra or Lunkiba
Slayzer: ?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Faing's been to Shevra."
Slayzer: Alright
Mayor_Ivanija: "Be careful in Shevra, though; it's easy to get lost. It's a big city."
Slayzer: Ok thanks for the advice
Mayor_Ivanija: "May Anameratsu's blessing be with you"
* Mayor_Ivanija winks
Slayzer: *goes to get Faing and Antonunu*
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Faing_and_Anton
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "Hi there!"
Slayzer: Hello Faing
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "What do you need?"
* Faing_and_Anton are both here
Slayzer: I have something I want to do I think I could use both of you guys' help
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "What is it, Slayzer?"
Slayzer: I need to go to Lunkiba
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "What for?"
Slayzer: I don't want this to get out... but I am planning on attacking the ships from Endria
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "Really!? Sure, I'll help... you must mean Endrius, of course."
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "I'll help?"
Faing_and_Anton: *? = !
Slayzer: yes
Slayzer: let us go then
Slayzer: we need to be in Shevra by nightfall
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "Ok. We're ready to go; Shevra's not hard to get to."
Faing_and_Anton: Faing
Faing_and_Anton: Natural hits: 2
Faing_and_Anton: Total hits: 3
Faing_and_Anton: Experience: 7.5/10
Faing_and_Anton: Yen: 0
Faing_and_Anton: Fist of Fury
Faing_and_Anton: Spear, Leather Armor
Faing_and_Anton: Antonunu Tunnendrei
Faing_and_Anton: Natural hits: 1
Faing_and_Anton: Total hits: 2
Faing_and_Anton: Experience: 3.5/5
Faing_and_Anton: Yen: 6
Faing_and_Anton: Leather Armor, spear
Slayzer: Ok. I will need to talk with the mayor before we leave
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "No problem. We'll come along."
Slayzer: *goes to the mayor's house*
*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
Slayzer: Mayor?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Ah, hello Slayzer. Didn't I tell you to call me Avga? What do you need?"
Slayzer: I have a request
Mayor_Ivanija: "What is it?"
Slayzer: you know the idea I told you about?
Mayor_Ivanija: "Yes?'
Slayzer: do you think anyone in this village can build what I need?
Mayor_Ivanija: "I doubt it. Maybe someone in Shevra can help. Maybe the fishermen here could patch a boat, but not build one."
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: thanks
Mayor_Ivanija: "Let me give you a voucher for 100 yen, for the shipbuilding."
Slayzer: (a skif costs that much???)
Mayor_Ivanija: (No, but he wants you to have room to negotiate and get exactly what you need.)
Slayzer: Ok thanks
Mayor_Ivanija: (And he wants the change. ;P)
Slayzer: I will be sure to reimburse you
Slayzer: (hah 0
Slayzer: (I am playing a HOLY warrior remember =P )
Mayor_Ivanija: "I hope your venture succeeds, Slayzer."
Mayor_Ivanija: (Would I give you that much money if you weren't? ;P)
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Slayzer: Thank you
Slayzer: I will be back in 4 days if all goes well
Mayor_Ivanija: "I hope to see you then."
Slayzer: *bows and leaves*
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: So you head out?
Slayzer: yep
Isles_DM: All right then. Our intrepid hero Slayzer and his two henchmen head out of town, toward the Kadiyan capital of Shevra.
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The willow rides by the glacier; redirects the chaos of the farm!
Isles_DM: Ok... you get to Shevra without incident.
*** Darkwolf is now known as DW-dinner
Slayzer: Faing since you have been here... know of any good Inn?
Isles_DM: Shevra has two inns... the Golden Frog and the Squeaky Wheel.
Isles_DM: Faing: (said that)
Slayzer: right
Isles_DM: Faing: "The Golden Frog is better, and since you're a noble, you stay free."
Slayzer: Can I extend you the same courtesy?
Isles_DM: "Yes, as we are your entourage."
Slayzer: Alright let's stay there then
Slayzer: All I want is to sleep... then find someone how has or can make a skif
Slayzer: then we leave for Lunkiba
Slayzer: *goes to said Inn*
Isles_DM: The Golden Frog Inn is, in modern parlance, maybe a two star hotel. The furniture is bare and wooden, the beds are stuffed with straw, and the food is decent at best. Still, it's luxury itself compared to anything else you've seen in Kadiya.
Slayzer: All I want are the beds...
Slayzer: *books in then gets some sleep*
Isles_DM: Shevra itself is a large village. You'd estimate maybe 100 family dwellings and around 30 shops.
Isles_DM: You wake up refreshed in the morning
Slayzer: Is it on the sea?
Isles_DM: Yes. Day = Trident.
Slayzer: haha
Isles_DM: Don't be pagan today.
Slayzer: good thing it is today
Slayzer: hehe
Slayzer: Ok I go to the port then
Sollir: (Today is Pitchfork-Wielding Commoner Day, Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid)
Isles_DM: All right then, you, Faing and Antonunu head down to the docks.
Isles_DM: Or rather, dock.
Slayzer: I am looking for a shipwright
Slayzer: if there is one
Slayzer: hah
Isles_DM: Nope... the best you find is a fisherman who's willing to rent out his rowboat.
Slayzer: Hmmm can he take it to Garkanii?
*** Isles_DM is now known as Fisherman
Fisherman: "Sure, that wouldn't be a problem. 'Course, it wouldn't be much faster than the road."
Slayzer: I will need it later.... I will be back in 2 days
Slayzer: I may need the boat for an extended period I am not sure
Slayzer: what is your rate?
Fisherman: "No problem, stranger."
Fisherman: ".1 yen per day."
Slayzer: (how much would that be today? haha)
Slayzer: Alright I will be back then
Slayzer: Fare you well *nods and the leaves*
Slayzer: Let's head from Lunkiba
Fisherman: (Well, let's see... a good sword today costs about $1,000 and in YB! it's 2 yen. So 1 yen = $500, and .1 yen = $50 per day)
Slayzer: (I was joking about japanese yen )
Fisherman: Faing: "Lead on, sir."
Fisherman: (Probably about 1.2 billion)
Slayzer: *leads them to the next stop*
Fisherman: Gen a move
*** Fisherman is now known as Isles_DM
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven moves upon the prairie; fends off the drive of the storm!
Slayzer: (You have a random encounter list? hehe)
Isles_DM: Giant Raven CR 4 Master of the Invincible Raven, Dirty Trick x2, Shove YF 0
Slayzer: No Yen for us
Isles_DM: Location: Plains
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The kama strikes on top of the cliff as it drowns the Valley of Shadows; removes the cut of the field!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The wolf glides across the prairie; avoids the speed of the mountain!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Anton
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The northstar leaps over the village; negates the foray of the sky!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Raven
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The ki-rin scatters the fountain; grasps the chi of the lash!
Isles_DM: @ Faing
Isles_DM: Faing is hit (2/3) Raven is hit (3/4)
*** DW-dinner is now known as Darkwolf
Slayzer: Faing don't hold back
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The tsunami obliterates the peaks; shields the storm of the lash!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The unicorn rains upon the marsh; fiercely dominates the storm of the wood!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Anton
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The cherry blossom slaughters the clouds; blocks the storm of the star!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Raven
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The rat swims by the cavern; avoids the cut of the maze!
Isles_DM: Shove Slayzer
Isles_DM: @ Faing
Isles_DM: Raven takes 2 hits (1/4)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The southern cross kicks before the grotto; silences the gaze of the canine!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The crane punches next to the tower; dodges the storm of the bird!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Anton
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The avenging raven falls in the midst of the cemetery; shields against the chi of the mountain!
Isles_DM: POING
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove Raven
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The oak calmly illuminates the tower; leaps over the cut of the farm!
Isles_DM: @ Anton
Isles_DM: Anton takes 1 hit (2/3) Raven dies
Slayzer: Anton has 1
Isles_DM: (1/2)
Slayzer: not that it matters now
Isles_DM: (He wears Leather)
Slayzer: *tends to their injuries*
Slayzer: (He is also still level one )
Slayzer: (Anton should buy a shield in the next town)
Isles_DM: Let's see... CR 4 / 3 = 1.5 (YB math) .5 XP for you and Faing, 1.5 for Antonunu
Isles_DM: Antonunu levels up!
Slayzer: 1.5 each with Grey's methos
Isles_DM: Oops.. heh.. reverted
Isles_DM: Yup
Slayzer: heh
Isles_DM: Faing: 9/10 Antonunu: 0/10
Slayzer: spend his exp
Isles_DM: Antonunu takes Expert of the Raven Style
Slayzer: I see
Isles_DM: (He's a healer)
Slayzer: Gotta start somewhere
Slayzer: Anymore troubles on the way?
Isles_DM: (Needs to get mastery so he can get Holy Warrior so he can get Chi Battery so he can heal.)
Isles_DM: Nope, that was the only problem.
Slayzer: Hehe
Slayzer: Alright I go see the apothecary
Isles_DM: Lunkiba is a smaller town than Shevra, about 400 people.
*** Isles_DM is now known as Nintem
Nintem: "Greetings, traveler. My name is Nintem Iokirii, and welcome to my shop.
Slayzer: *bows* I am Slayzer Izoyoi
Nintem: "What can I do for you?"
Slayzer: I am in need of gunpowder
* Nintem raises an eyebrow
Nintem: "I don't sell gunpowder."
Slayzer: I am going to attempt to take out the Endrius's ships
Slayzer: I know but you know how to make it yes?
Nintem: "I have no idea."
Nintem: Faing: "You're a foreigner; he's not going to give you gunpowder!"
Nintem: Anton: goes and buys a small shield
Slayzer: We are working for the Mayor of Garkanii
Slayzer: I have a plan to end the blockade
Nintem: "Do you have proof?"
Slayzer: *shows him the 100 yen note*
Nintem: "Proof enough. How much do you need?"
Slayzer: (voucher)
Slayzer: Hmmm I am not sure
Slayzer: Do you know how many ships are involved in the blockade?
Nintem: "Enough to sink whatever we send out there"
Slayzer: I need watertight casks filled with enough gunpowder to take one out
Nintem: "Not a problem... except that I'm out of saltpeter."
Slayzer: Enough of those to end the blockade
Slayzer: Saltpeter?
Nintem: "An ingredient in gunpowder."
Slayzer: (I know what it is... but I forogt the source)
Nintem: "Bat guano."
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: As long as its not giant albino bat guano
Nintem: "There is a dire bat cave northeast of town... if you could get me some saltpeter I would appreciate it."
Slayzer: (heh )
Nintem: D)
Slayzer: Alright.. how much will you need?
Nintem: "I'll loan you my cart. Fill it up"
Slayzer: Alright
Nintem: Faing: 'Yuck!"
Nintem: It's time for me to head out for the weekend...
Slayzer: Its gotta be done

 

[Sabaron]

Isles_DM: When we last left our hero, Slayzer, he had just learned that he needs a large quantity of bat crap to carry out his master plan
* Isles_DM does NOT DM for 1337 H@::0RZ
*** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Anton
Faing_and_Anton: Nintem: "So, are you going to go get it for me?"
Slayzer: Yes of course
Faing_and_Anton: "Good. The donkey and cart are right outside. Good luck!"
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: *gets the cart and heads out of town*
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "How are we going to get the guano without disturbing the bats?"
Slayzer: Don't know...
Slayzer: I don't think we will be able to do so...
Slayzer: Bats are nocturnal...
Slayzer: you have a torch?
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Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "No, but I'll go get one"
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: runs off
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: I think we should go in the daytime.. they should be asleep then
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: comes back with a torch
Slayzer: Hopefully there won't be too many
* Faing_and_Anton follow you out of town
Slayzer: *goes to the cave*
Faing_and_Anton: (You march your way to the cave)
Faing_and_Anton: Day: Trident Location: Cave
Faing_and_Anton: Ok... you're at the cave. It's early in the afternoon.
*** Darkwolf is now known as DW_D2
Slayzer: alright this should be good
Slayzer: *takes the torch and looks into the cave*
Faing_and_Anton: You see thousands and thousands of bats on the ceiling. Fortunately, only a few are huge
Slayzer: Yes ...
Slayzer: are they sleeping?
Faing_and_Anton: Yes
Slayzer: *slowly brings the cart in trying not to disturb the bats*
Faing_and_Anton: Gen a move
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Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The tsunami flips within the glade; shreds the aggression of the cave!
Slayzer: not sure if that's good
Faing_and_Anton: "Shields the aggression of the cave" will do nicely
Faing_and_Anton: You bring the cart into the cave, and manage to keep the donkey calm enough that it doesn't start braying and waking up all the bats
Slayzer: is there a shovel in the cart?
Faing_and_Anton: No
Slayzer: Ugh
Slayzer: Faing could you get me a shovel?
Slayzer: (how far is the town?)
Faing_and_Anton: (About three miles)
Faing_and_Anton: (I'll let you have picked up a shovel in the town. )
Slayzer: (=P)
Slayzer: *gets the shovel and looks for guano*
Faing_and_Anton: Oddly enough, guano is extremely easy to find. In fact, it's everywhere
Slayzer: heh
Slayzer: *starts shoveling*
Faing_and_Anton: Underneath the guano is a strange crystalline substance
* Faing_and_Anton start gathering that up
Faing_and_Anton: Anton: "That's the saltpeter"
Slayzer: yeah like nacre
Slayzer: *gets the crystaline stuff into the cart
Faing_and_Anton: After about three hours of smelly, sweaty work, you fill the cart with saltpeter. It's now early evening. Some of the bats begin to stir
Slayzer: its full now?
Faing_and_Anton: Yes
Faing_and_Anton: A few of the smaller bats awaken and fly out of the cave
Slayzer: *slowly leads the cart out*
Faing_and_Anton: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The west wind slays the temple where it sweeps facing the feline; parries the speed of the venom!
Faing_and_Anton: A nasty wind starts blowing. More of the bats come pouring out of the cave
Slayzer: *keeps moving*
Faing_and_Anton: Ok... you manage to get away from the cave, and none of you are small enough to make good bat morsels.
*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Voice
Voice: "Dat's a nummy lookin' donkey you got dere"
Slayzer: Oh great...
Slayzer: Who are you???
Voice: "
Voice: "Me Urob"
*** Voice is now known as Urob
Urob: A large ogre steps out from behind a tree
Slayzer: Ahh an Ogre I see
Urob: "Can me have you donkey?"
Slayzer: Its not my donkey to give I am afriad
Slayzer: If you wait I will bring back some other food for you perhaps?
Urob: "Me want dat donkey!"
Urob: "Me hungry now'
Slayzer: Sorry I need it now
Slayzer: as well
Slayzer: Hmmm maybe we can reach an arrangement?
Urob: "Why not me kill you and dumb udders and get nummy donkey?"
Slayzer: I have dealt with Ogres before ...
Urob: "Ahrr arr ahwhat?"
Slayzer: I am not afraid to fight, but I rather not if possible
Urob: "Den you give me donkey. It very easy for dumb little man."
Urob: *little = widdle
Slayzer: *looks to Faing and Antonunu*
Urob: Faing and Antonunu: Look back at you, then look at the ogre. They both look a bit scared
Slayzer: I am sorry its not my donkey or I would
Urob: Anton: "What sort of arrangement were you thinking of?"
Slayzer: I could stay here while you 2 go to town and get food
Slayzer: (client?)
Urob: (yes, but I'm back)
Urob: "Me hungry NOW!
Slayzer: Then I guess it comes to blows then
Urob: "Hee hee! Me bash and smash and crash!"
Urob: Ogre: CR 4, Hits 5, Master of the Sly Claw, Expert of the Ruins, Leather Armor, yen factor 2
Urob: Anton: "Don't feel bad; it's a stupid brute"
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The cautious mantis wounds the ricefield; shields against the descent of the garden!
Urob: (Location: Forest Day: Trident)
Slayzer: Anton, Faing let me handle this you get the stuff to Nintem
Urob: @ Annoying food deprivation person (Slayzer)
Urob: Antonunu and Faing: take donkey and flee
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The joyful turtle flips on top of the waterfall; swiftly silences the touch of the stone!
Urob: Flipping turtle? Bad idea... Slayzer takes 1 hit
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The leaping crane punches facing the heavens; leaps over the cut of the flame!
* Urob tries to imagine an ogre pulling this off
Slayzer: lol
Slayzer: 6 Left
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mace strikes the fountain; dodges the efforts of the farm!
* Urob can't. Urob takes a hit. 4/5
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The nunchaku impales the castle; reduces the speed of the club!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chimera dexterously demolishes the pillar; dominates the kick of the sickle!
Slayzer: say lag?
Urob: Heh
Urob: Urob takes another hit. 3/5
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The foot rides facing the marsh; negates the touch of the pole!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The balancing tsunami strikes before the waterfall; averts the rising of the field!
Urob: That's an easy one...
Urob: Urob gets slammed into a tree! 2/5
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The sword gracefully charges the city; removes the touch of the flower!
Urob: POING!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The grasshopper tumbles on top of the swamp and leaps over the barrens; blocks the storm of the field!
Urob: (BTW, I need a "done" from you, as you have your battery)
Slayzer: (done?)
Slayzer: ok
Slayzer: done
Urob: (As in "I'm not using Gain Life or Shove)
Slayzer: (np)
Urob: Poor Urob can't use a sword at all. 1/5
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The claw masterfully kicks the castle; blocks the descent of the pole!
Urob: Uh oh
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The oak sweeps next to the village; guards against the offensive of the iron!
Slayzer: shove
Urob:
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The raven becomes one with the cliff; defends against the throw of the flower!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The wolf drops within the fountain; scatters the terror of the horn!
Urob: Urob's move is cooler. You take one hit
Urob: !mb ybmove Ogre
MeowthBot: Urob: The cherry blossom sucker punches the city; absorbs the touch of the ice! *yen*
Slayzer: 5 left
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The willow blasts the fountain; defends against the gaze of the bird!
Urob: Urob goes down.
*** Urob is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: You get two yen and 4 hits worth of XP
Slayzer: ok
Isles_DM: Urob is dead and Faing and Antonunu are out of sight
Isles_DM: With the cart and donkey
Slayzer: lagging
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: I go after them then
Slayzer: WTF? Notepad had an error
Isles_DM: Since the cart is fairly slow, you catch up pretty easily
Isles_DM: (Heh... that's psycho)
*** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu
Faing_and_Antonunu: Anton: "You're wounded!"
Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing: "Did you kill him?"
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Faing_and_Antonunu: Isles_DM: Since the cart is fairly slow, you catch up pretty easily
Faing_and_Antonunu: Isles_DM: (Heh... that's psycho)
Faing_and_Antonunu: *** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Antonunu
Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing_and_Antonunu: Anton: "You're wounded!"
Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing_and_Antonunu: Faing: "Did you kill him?"
Slayzer: Ok we get to the apothecary's place?
Slayzer: Yes I did..
* Faing_and_Antonunu look impressed
Slayzer: Let's go..
Faing_and_Antonunu: By late evening you reach the apothecary's shop
*** Faing_and_Antonunu is now known as Nintem
Nintem: "Slayzer? Do you have the saltpeter?"
Slayzer: Yes its in the cart
Nintem: "Excellent! Now, how much gunpowder did you need?"
Slayzer: I am not sure
Slayzer: I would say 6 casks
Slayzer: can you make them water tight?
Slayzer: with a waterproof fuse?
Nintem: "The cooper can make the barrels; I'll arrange to have that done. A waterproof fuse, though, would have to be done with magic."
Slayzer: Ok
Nintem: "I can have six casks ready by tomorrow afternoon. Ivanija will compensating me for this?"
Slayzer: How much will it be?
Slayzer: (small casks ... enough to take out a ship*
Nintem: "8 yen"
Slayzer: I guess I should cash in this voucher and give you the money now
Nintem: "I'd recommend Pantur's casks over Georis', though."
Nintem: "Don't worry about it; I'll talk to Ivanija myself'
Slayzer: Ok
Nintem: "Pantur charges more, but he makes the better barrel. It would be 3 yen for 6 of his, or 2 yen for Georis'. Which do you want me to get?"
Slayzer: Get Pantur's then... these need to be completely water tight
Nintem: "Ok. He should have some left over stock available; we haven't need gunpowder casks for a while"
Nintem: "Come back tomorrow afternoon. The bill comes to 11 yen."
Slayzer: can you tell me anything about the King's wizard?
Nintem: "Sure"
Slayzer: Woudl he be willing to make the fuzes?
Nintem: "Larian Frustya is a bit of a joke. He has a nasty lisp and a silly little toad for a familiar. He is brave, though; he went on a dinosaur hunting excursion up north with some foreign adventurers once."
Nintem: "I think he would"
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: thanks
Slayzer: *bows*
Slayzer: Let's rest here I suppose
Nintem: Antonunu: "I'd recommend the Happy Piglet Inn here."
Slayzer: *finds an Inn*
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: Let us rest
*** Nintem is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: You awaken refreshed the next morning.
Isles_DM: After a short prayer, you are enlightened: Today is the Day of the Lotus Blossom
Slayzer: Alright let's go get the casks and head to the capital
Isles_DM: Faing: "Can you spar with us while we wait?"
Slayzer: Sure
Isles_DM: You spar with Faing and Antonunu for an afternoon, granting them a small .5 hits worth of XP
Isles_DM: After that, you head to Nintem's
*** Isles_DM is now known as Nintem
Slayzer: Ok
Nintem: "You're here to pick up the casks?"
Slayzer: *bows* Are they ready Nintem?
Nintem: "Yes. You'll need some way to secretly transport them out of Lunkiba; it would be a disaster if word got our that you were transporting gunpowder."
Slayzer: Yes
Slayzer: Hmm I see
Slayzer: Any secret paths out of town?
Nintem: "Every elf, dwarf and goblin in the forest would go after it"
Slayzer: or shoudl we disguise them as something else?
Nintem: "Not really... we're on the southwest coast of the island"
Nintem: "If you can do so, do it."
Slayzer: Hmmm
Slayzer: let me think
Slayzer: Perhaps we can pretend to be transporting other goods?
Slayzer: what are your exports?
Nintem: Meat, canned rations, metal goods, barrels, shoes, leather goods, stone and tiles
Slayzer: anything you would store in barrels?
Nintem: "Fish, mostly"
Nintem: "Water"
Slayzer: the canned rations maybe?
Slayzer: ok
Nintem: "Why? They're already in cans"
Slayzer: is there a caravan due out anytime soon?
Slayzer: for transport
Slayzer: (small cans anyways)
Nintem: "Fainis Pavlarga is heading to Shevra in two days. He's a trader."
Slayzer: Hmmm I see
Slayzer: do you know where he is staying?
Nintem: "The Happy Piglet"
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: Thanks
Slayzer: *goes there*
Nintem: (A note about the cans: these aren't modern, vacuum-packed cans. They're pretty much just metal boxes)
*** Nintem is now known as Fainis
* Fainis is having an ale at the bar
Slayzer: How many are in the room?
Fainis: There are five people in the room: The innkeeper/bartender, Fainis, two farmers loudly debating the merits of wheat vs. barley, and a serving wench.
Slayzer: *goes to sit next to Fainis*
* Fainis looks at you
Fainis: "Who are you?"
Slayzer: *waits for bartender to move away*
Slayzer: Hello
Fainis: Bartender: approaches you
Slayzer: I am Slyzer Izoyoi
Fainis: Bartender: "Care for a drink?"
Slayzer: *Slayzer
Slayzer: I will have Sake if you have it...
Fainis: Bartender: "Rice wine? Rice is hard to get here; I'm afraid we don't have any."
Slayzer: I see what do you have then?
Fainis: "I am Fainis Pavlarga. Where are you from?"
Fainis: Bartender: "Ale, beer, potato wine and mead."
Slayzer: I will have mead then I suppose
Slayzer: I am from Yberia
Fainis: "Yberia? Never heard of it."
Fainis: "What's it like?"
Slayzer: its a land to the South
Slayzer: hmmm
Slayzer: a land of warriors
Slayzer: many evil things there
Slayzer: In any case I heard you were a merchant, yes?
Fainis: "I am a trader. I transport goods between the towns of Kadiya."
Slayzer: I see
Fainis: "My home is here in Lunkiba."
Fainis: "You seemed to be seeking me. Did you need something transported?"
Slayzer: I wish to transport some goods, and I was wondering if you needed someone to protect your goods as well?
Fainis: "More protection is always handy. What are you looking to have hauled?"
Fainis: "That's an interesting sword... may I see it?"
Slayzer: Sure
Slayzer: *hands him the sword*
* Fainis examines it
* Fainis gasps
Fainis: "Where did you get this?!"
Slayzer: From a tomb in Yberia why
Slayzer: ?
Slayzer: (hehe literal truth)
Fainis: "This looks exactly like the swords the Lichguard carries!"
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: Lichguard?
Fainis: "The personal bodyguards of the Emperor Vladimir. They wore strange armor and carried swords like that."
Slayzer: Ahh I see
Fainis: "You don't look like one, though; they were all pure Sori."
Slayzer: It is an old sword style from my homeland
Fainis: "I wonder how the Emperor found out about that... well never mind, it's not important. What do you need to transport and where?"
Slayzer: *writes down something on a sheet of paper* that's our list of goods
Slayzer: (on the paper is the reason why we are transporting it)
* Fainis 's eyes practically bug out
* Fainis whispers furiously "That's highly illegal!"
* Slayzer whispers back I know, but I am trying to end the blockade...
* Fainis whispers "Does the King know about this?!"
* Slayzer whispers not yet, I am going to Shevra to tell him
* Fainis whispers "How did you get the gunpowder?"
* Slayzer whispers had it made
* Fainis whispers "Does any authority figure know about this?"
* Slayzer whispers The Mayor of Ivanija
* Fainis whispers "You mean Mayor Ivanija? Of Garkanii?"
* Slayzer whispers yes
* Fainis whispers "ARE YOU INSANE?!"
* Fainis whispers "The Mayor's a bit... reckless"
Fainis: "/me whispers "Talk with the King before doing ANYTHING further!"
* Slayzer whispers something has to be done...
* Slayzer whispers I will... but will you help in the meantime
* Fainis whispers "NO! I'd need an order from the king first."
* Slayzer whispers alright...
Slayzer: *drinks his drink then leaves the INN*
*** Fainis is now known as Faing
Faing: "Did he agree to help?"
Slayzer: he says we need the King's permision first
Slayzer: SO let's hurry to Shevra
Faing: "Maybe we can find another trader"
Slayzer: No he is right.. we should inform the King of our intentions
Slayzer: The King would approve of our actions.. right?
Faing: Antonunu: "I think so"
Faing: Faing: "I don't think it matters."
Slayzer: we need to at least speak with him
Slayzer: The trader seemed like a good enough fellow...
Slayzer: let's hurry
* Faing and Anton follow you
Slayzer: *goes to the Apothecary to tell him that he will be back as soon as possible*
Slayzer: *goes to Shevra then*
Faing: Nintem: "Ailov be with you"
Faing: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The manticore devours the hells; wards off the quickening of the blade!
Faing: Uh oh... a fiendish manticore! :0
Faing: j/k.
Slayzer: hehe
Faing: You get to Shevra by midnight
Slayzer: lets try to get an appointment to see the plane
Slayzer: umm
Faing: "Plane?"
Slayzer: King
* Slayzer slaps Slayzer around a bit with a large trout
Faing: "Is 'Plane' Yberian for King?"
Slayzer: no
Slayzer: (=P brain fart there )
Faing: "No point in doing that tonight; let's head over to the Golden Frog."
Slayzer: Ok
*** Faing is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: You get a refreshing night's sleep. Upon waking, you realize that today is the Day of the Trident... again.
Slayzer: *gets some much needed sleep but awakes early to get to see the king*
Slayzer: its all the commoners
Slayzer: voting for the pithfork
Isles_DM:
Isles_DM: Pithfork?
Isles_DM:
Slayzer: =P
Isles_DM: So, you're off to see the King? Do you bring Anton and Faing?
Slayzer: I ask if I should
Isles_DM: If you should what?
Slayzer: *doesn't know the rules of etiquette here*
Isles_DM: Faing: "Etiquette? We Sori are very informal; just stick to calling him 'Your Majesty' and don't be rude."
Slayzer: are commoners allowed to see the King
Slayzer: ?
Slayzer: ok
Isles_DM: Faing: "Sure... the king in a big place like Kadiya has nothing better to do than see commoners all the time." He winks.
Slayzer: Well let's go then
Isles_DM: You reach the King's tower. That's what it is: a 40' diameter, 20' high tower. Must have taken eons to build with the local labor pool being what it is.
Isles_DM: One guard stands out front.
Slayzer: *goes to the guard*
Slayzer: I wish to see the King of Kadiya
Isles_DM: "Go right in. Don't use that sword on him, ok?"
Slayzer: I have no intention of that
Slayzer: *goes in*
*** Isles_DM is now known as King_Vladmera
King_Vladmera: "You must be Slayzer Izoyoi. Greetings."
* King_Vladmera is a short, very skinny and very bald old man.
Slayzer: Hail and well met, Your Majesty *bows deeply*
* King_Vladmera grins at you
King_Vladmera: "Get up, silly man. No one bows to me."
King_Vladmera: "What do you want?"
* King_Vladmera also has a very deep voice
Slayzer: I have a plan to deal with the Enrius Blockade
King_Vladmera: "That is interesting. What is it?"
Slayzer: I plan to use casks of gunpowder to blow them up from underneath... at night
Slayzer: I will use a small fishing vessel and get within swimming distance of the ships and the place the casks
Slayzer: with long fuses to buy me time to escape
King_Vladmera: "And if you fail? Then the Endrians will have a nice, large stock fo gunpowder, just waiting to explode and burn our islands off the map."
Slayzer: I will only use 2 casks at a time... secondly I need the assistance of your mage to make the fuses... he could also make them explode after a set period of time.. assuming I fail..
King_Vladmera: "That's possible..."
King_Vladmera: "Alright, you have my approval for the plan and to talk to Larian."
King_Vladmera: "He's in his quarters."
Slayzer: Alright thank you Majesty
Slayzer: *goes to the Royal Wizard's quarters*
*** King_Vladmera is now known as Larian_Frustya
Larian_Frustya: "Greetingth, Thlayther!"
Larian_Frustya: (You have a terrible name for poor Larian. )

 

[Sabaron]

Isles_DM: When we left off, Slayzer was talking to Larian Frustya, the court wizard of Kadiya, about fuses for his kegs
*** Isles_DM is now known as Larian
Larian: "You needed futheth?"
Slayzer: Yes
Slayzer: ones that burn underwater
Larian: "I thould be able to do that without magic... have you ever heard of Greek Fire? It burnth underwater"
Slayzer: Ahh I see
Slayzer: Can't say that I hacve heard of that
Slayzer: have
Larian: "Thimply attach a flathk of Greek Fire to the kegth, and break it when you want it to go off. It thould take a few momenth to burn through the wood, giving you time to ethcape."
Slayzer: Ahh I see you have this stuff?
Larian: "Yeth, I do, Thlather. How much do you need?"
Slayzer: 4 flasks
Slayzer: Secondly... do you know of White Mithril?
* Slayzer is afk for a moment
Larian: "White Mithril? As oppothed to regular mithril?"
Slayzer: Yes
Larian: "No, I haven't heard of it."
Larian: "Maybe the elveth have, if you can get them to talk to you."
Slayzer: Ahh alright. *bows* Thanks for the help
Larian: "You're welcome. Ith there anything elthe I can do for you?"
* Larian gives you thome Greek Fire
Slayzer: Hmmm not particularly.. I am in search of material to make some gear from...
Slayzer: can you access the other planes?
Larian: "Other planeth? Hmmm... I do have mathtery of the Flaming Thpere, but not any planar acceth."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: do you know anyone who does?
Larian: "No; I am the motht powerful withard on the island of Kadiya."
Slayzer: I see..
Larian: "Thomeone on another island might."
Slayzer: thanks for the help
Larian: "You're welcome
Slayzer: *bows and takes the 4 flasks*
Larian: (It's six)
Slayzer: I will be on my way then.. I hope my plan works
Larian: "Athi's blething be with you."
Slayzer: (I forgot hehe)
Slayzer: *goes out*
Slayzer: Let's go
Slayzer: we don't have time to waste
*** Larian is now known as Faing_and_Anton
Faing_and_Anton: "We're ready"
Slayzer: *heads back to Lunkiba*
Faing_and_Anton: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The manticore lies through the swamp and fluidly assaults the Baths at Lo Xiang; grasps the chi of the rodent!
Faing_and_Anton: You make it to Lunkiba with no problem
Faing_and_Anton: Other than it starts to rain
Slayzer: Hope the barrels are absolutely waterproff
Slayzer: proof
Slayzer: I go to the Inn
Faing_and_Anton: Ok... you go to the Happy Piglet Inn
Faing_and_Anton: Faing: "What do we do now?"
Slayzer: Looking for the merchant
Slayzer: (forgot his name... sorry names are my weak point )
Faing_and_Anton: (The merchant who sells what?)
Slayzer: (the one who ships goods)
Faing_and_Anton: (Fainis)
*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Fainis
Fainis: "Slayzer?"
Slayzer: Hello Fainis
Slayzer: I got his permision
Fainis: "Do you have proof?"
Slayzer: Well i got these from his court wizard
Slayzer: *shows him the flasks*
Fainis: "Hmmm..."
Fainis: "All right, I'll transport them. BUT, I will check with the king myself when we get to Shevra."
Slayzer: Right
Slayzer: We have to keep this under wraps
Slayzer: *bows* Where shall I meet you?
Fainis: "Hmmm... how about tonight, by the docks?'
Slayzer: Fine
Slayzer: I will see you then
Slayzer: *goes to the apothecary to pick up the powder*
*** Fainis is now known as Nintem
Nintem: "Hello, Slayzer
Slayzer: Hello Nintem
Slayzer: I got Fainis to agree to transport the gunpowder
Nintem: "Marvelous!"
Slayzer: Yes hopefully in a few days the blockade will be finished
Nintem: "That would excellent; I hope you succeed!"
* Nintem gets the six kegs from under the counter
Slayzer: *gets 2*
Slayzer: Antonunu and Faing help with these...
Slayzer: (what time of day is it?)
Nintem: Early afternoon
Nintem: Faing and Antonunu: each take 2 kegs
Slayzer: Hmm where should we go to wait?
Nintem: "Why not here? It's more secure than anywhere you can go in public."
Slayzer: Right
Slayzer: Ok we will be back a little before dusk
Slayzer: *bows* let's go and rest at the Inn I guess
Nintem: Anton: "I would like to stay here"
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: let's rest here then
Nintem: (You spend a few hours listening to Antonunu and Nintem discuss various herbs and potions)
Nintem: (It is now nighttime)
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: let's go
Slayzer: (gets the casks and takes them to the docks*
Nintem: (You head down to the docks with Faing and Antonunu in tow. Fainis is waiting there with a wagon full of crates)
*** Nintem is now known as Fainis
Fainis: "Do you have the cargo?"
Slayzer: Hello Fainis
Fainis: "Greetings, Slayzer."
Slayzer: Yeah
Fainis: "Go ahead and load it up."
Slayzer: *loads the casks on the wagon
Fainis: "Where are we taking it?"
Slayzer: Sherva
Slayzer: then to ermm
Slayzer: (the other city.. I something ;p)
Fainis: (Garkanii. ;p)
Fainis: (And it's Shevra ;P)
Fainis: "Let's get going then. It's not safe to take the cart into Shevra, so we'll have to camp outside the city."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: (Hehe sorry )
Slayzer: let's hope for no interference.
Fainis: "Ready?"
Slayzer: Yes
Fainis: "Then let's go."
* Fainis gets on the wagon and takes the reins
Slayzer: Is there space for us?
Fainis: "Yes"
Slayzer: *sits on the wagon then.. keeping an eye out*
Fainis: (The wagon begins heading toward the east)
*** Fainis is now known as Voice
Voice: "Anschlag! Diese Ladung wird durch das Endrian Reich ergriffen!"
Slayzer: What is that???
Voice: "Anschlag oder wir greifen an!"
Voice: Fainis: "I'm not sure where that voice is coming from"
Slayzer: *looks up and then under thewagon*
Voice: (It's too dark for you to see much; new moon)
Voice: "Ich gebe Ihnen gerade eine weitere Wahrscheinlichkeit... Auslieferung jetzt!"
* Voice is shouting
Slayzer: I can't under stand what you are saying
Slayzer: (=P Reich)
Voice: Antonunu: "I think it's Endrian"
Slayzer: Fainis get under cover
Voice: "Sie dumme Idioten sprechen nicht Endrian?"
Slayzer: *tries to determine the source*
Voice: Fainis: ducks under the wagon
Voice: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The lightning withers the clearing; grasps the rolling of the field!
Voice: A flash of lightning illuminates a small band of soldiers, about 60 feet up the road.
Voice: When the flash dissapates, you see them no longer.
Voice: "Lassen Sie Ihre Waffen fallen und geben Sie Ihre Ladung über! "
Slayzer: How much is a small band?
Voice: (You count maybe three or four, but see more than that before the flash is gone)
Voice: (Less than ten)
Voice: "Ich gebe Ihnen fünf Sekunden!
Slayzer: Do any of you speak our language?
Voice: "Vier!"
Voice: "Drei!"
Voice: "Zwei!"
Voice: "Ein!"
Voice: "Soldaten von Endrius, Angriff!"
Voice: (The soldiers come charging at the wagon)
Slayzer: *draws his sword and prepared to recieve their charge*
Slayzer: Faing Antonunu protect the wagon
Voice: Soldier CR 2 Hits 3 Toughness Expert of the Hammer
Voice: X 6
Voice: Initiative: Soldiers, Faing, Anton, you
Voice: X 61: The mace burns the orchard; fends off the touch of the mire!
Voice: 2: The southern cross slashes the cemetery; silences the touch of the canine!
Voice: 3: The mace parts the prairie; wards off the violence of the fires!
Voice: 4: The cherry blossom punches the grotto; parries the terror of the sky!
Voice: 5: The southern cross leaps by the ruins; averts the drive of the mire!
Voice: 6: The spider rides within the cavern; blocks the slash of the storm!
Voice: 1,2 @ Slayzer 3,4 @ Faing 5,6 @ Antonunu
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
Voice: !mb ybmove Antonunu
Voice: Lag.
MeowthBot: Voice: The topaz cherry blossom torments the ocean as it strongly overwhelms the settlement; conceals the offensive of the cave!
MeowthBot: Voice: The relentless southern cross appears through the fountain; negates the roar of the feline and leaps by the speed of the venom!
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The blizzard quells the glacier and wracks the Purelands; angrily redirects the chi of the sickle!
Slayzer: At 2
Voice: Faing and Antonunu: "Direct us!"
Slayzer: Faing and Antonunu strike at 6
Voice: 2 takes one hit; 6 takes two hits. No other damage (nice round for you guys)
Voice: 1: The grasshopper burns the cemetery; averts the aggression of the blade!
Voice: 2: The cherry blossom speaks across the rapids; averts the touch of the stone!
Voice: 3: The sword wounds the island; leaps over the edge of the venom!
Voice: 4: The mantis bows below the village; redirects the offensive of the lash!
Voice: 5: The lotus blossom dodges through the prairie as it leaps over the crevice; conceals the kick of the venom!
Voice: 6: The panther stands close to the fountain; shreds the blood of the sands!
Slayzer: no
Voice: What?
Slayzer: yeah
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
Voice: !mb ybmove Anton
MeowthBot: Voice: The turtle strikes facing the beach; protects against the motion of the horn!
MeowthBot: Voice: The oak strikes the volcano; wards off the chaos of the fortification!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
Voice: La de da de dum
Slayzer: Faing and Anton strike at 6 and 2
Slayzer: sorry
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
Voice: Not your fault
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab flies over the clouds; quells the slash of the insect!
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The willow lies on top of the tundra; quells the rolling of the maze!
Voice: First move is yours
Slayzer: attack 1
Slayzer: no
Slayzer: 2
Slayzer: err no
Slayzer: 1
Slayzer: hah
Voice:
Voice: 1 takes one hit, 2 takes one hit, 6 dies, Faing takes one hit
Voice: (2/3)
Slayzer: ok
Slayzer: Faing use you special technique
Voice: Faing: ok
Voice: 1: The lotus blossom eliminates the clouds; removes the assailment of the mire!
Voice: 2: The willow leaps higher than the waterfall; redirects the roar of the grass!
Voice: 3: The tiger scatters the village; conceals the throw of the spring!
Voice: 4: The northstar assaults the atoll; wards off the rolling of the farm! *yen*
Voice: 5: The kama kicks in the midst of the waterfall; shreds the punch of the settlement!
Voice: 6: The kama devours the tower; falls above the efforts of the star!
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Voice: The rat demolishes the marsh; negates the quickening of the settlement!
Voice: FoF
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Voice: The thunder shouts with the glade; wards off the terror of the tides!
Voice: !mb ybmove Anton
MeowthBot: Voice: The oak charges the ricefield; parts the roar of the pole!
Voice: (note: ignore move 6... he's dead)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The tsunami burns the wastelands; defends against the roar of the body!
Slayzer: I Attack 5
Voice: 6: "Ich sterbe für das Reich!
Slayzer: Faing attack 3
Slayzer: Anton attack 2
Voice: You take two hits, 3 takes two hits, 2 dies
Voice: 2: "Ich sterbe für das Reich!"
Slayzer: 5
Slayzer: of 7
Voice: 1: The tricky lotus blossom prances on top of the clearing; dominates the touch of the pole!
Voice: 2: "Ich sterbe für das Reich!"
Voice: 3: The speeding lizard scourges the beach; defends against the edge of the wood!
Voice: 4: The oak devours the sea; absorbs the throw of the horn!
Voice: 5: The lotus blossom withers the atoll; removes the speed of the maze!
Slayzer: 1, 3,4,5
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The phoenix shouts before the paradise; angrily reduces the chaos of the river!
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Voice: The scorpion swims above the vineyard; dodges the speed of the abomination!
Voice: !mb ybmove Antonunu
MeowthBot: Voice: The staff kicks before the vineyard; dominates the efforts of the holy ground!
Slayzer: Anton attack 5
Slayzer: Faing attack 1
Slayzer: I attack 1
Slayzer: shove @ 3/4
Slayzer: 3
Slayzer: only
Voice: 1 takes one hit, Faing takes one hit (1/3), 5 takes one hit
Voice: 1: The scorpion flies above the ocean; parts the tempest of the fires!
Voice: 3: The spider slaughters the rapids; shields the quickening of the canine!
Voice: 4: The lightning glides above the island; blocks the aggression of the field!
Voice: 5: The scythe shatters the shrine; scatters the energy of the garden!
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Voice: The chimera bows above the temple; averts the thrust of the horn!
Voice: !mb ybmove Antonunu
MeowthBot: Voice: The staff speaks underneath the grotto; dominates the onslaught of the isle!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mace wracks the ocean; averts the throw of the bird!
Slayzer: I attack 1
Slayzer: shove @ faing
Slayzer: Anton attack 4
Voice: 1 takes one hit, 4 takes one hit, Anton takes one hit (2/3)
Voice: 1 dies
Voice: 1: "Ich sterbe für das Reich!"
Voice: 3: The lizard wracks the beach; waves away the efforts of the stone!
Voice: 4: The southern cross spins above the volcano; parries the edge of the flower!
Voice: 5: The fist withers the village; completely absorbs the thrust of the sky!
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Voice: The southern cross punches before the vineyard; leaps over the motion of the feline!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The scythe slays the atoll; shreds the aggression of the blade!
Voice: !mb ybmove Anton
MeowthBot: Voice: The turtle strikes the plain; removes the tempest of the venom!
Slayzer: Anton attack 4
Slayzer: Faing attack 4
Slayzer: I Attack 3
Voice: 4 takes two hits, Faing takes one hit (0/3)
Voice: 4 dies
Voice: !mb ybmove 3
MeowthBot: Voice: The spear dances underneath the bluff; defends against the stab of the river!
Voice: !mb ybmove 5
MeowthBot: Voice: The lotus blossom tumbles underneath the plain; guards against the edge of the reptile!
Voice: !mb ybmove Anton
MeowthBot: Voice: The spider strikes the rapids; grasps the chi of the cave!
Voice: !mb ybmove Faing
MeowthBot: Voice: The blizzard tracks through the well; removes the tempest of the stone!
Voice: NM Faing's move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The whip appears upon the volcano; falls in the midst of the kick of the grass!
Slayzer: Att attck 5
Slayzer: I attack
Slayzer: Anton hit 3
Voice: (3 is @ you now)
Voice: 3 takes one hit and dies, you take one hit
Voice: 5: "Ich gebe über!"
Slayzer: 4
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mace penetrates the heavens and poetically devours Dancing Buddha's Shrine; dodges the beauty of the blade!
Voice: 5: (falls to his knees and raises his hands in the air)
Slayzer: Surrender
Slayzer: *checks on Faing*
Voice: Faing: is badly hurt but breathing
Slayzer: Anton get some rope and tie that soldier up
Voice: Anton: ties the soldier up
Slayzer: *after catching his breath he calls upon his chi to heal Faing*
Voice: 5:"Sie können Sie denken haben gewonnen jetzt, Sori Hund, aber das tausend Jahr-Reich triumph! "
Voice: Faing: (1/3)
Slayzer: Yeah yeah... whatever
Slayzer: P)
Slayzer: Fainis let's hurry
Voice: Fainis: "This is a very bad sign"
Voice: (You get one yen and 2 XP
Voice: Faing: Levels up
Slayzer: yes it is
Slayzer: 2 exp?
Voice: Oops...
Voice: 4 xp
Slayzer: heh
Slayzer: I level too
Voice:
Voice: Faing can buy an epic power
Slayzer: hmmm can he though?
Voice: 6 XP
Slayzer: other than fated
Voice: Drunken Master.
Slayzer: *gets rules*
Voice: *already read them*
Slayzer: haha
Slayzer: yeah that or fated
Voice: "What direction should I take, Slayzer?"
Slayzer: What are your current skills?
Voice: Faing
Voice: Natural hits: 3
Voice: Total hits: 4
Voice: Stored: 6.75
Voice: Experience: 0/15
Voice: Yen: 0
Voice: Fist of Fury
Voice: Spear, Leather Armor
Slayzer: Hmmm perhaps you could learn some styles?
Slayzer: although... it will be harder to learn Drunken Master later
Slayzer: checking to see what styles I can learn
Voice: Faing: "You are my teacher... I seek your direction"
Slayzer: Simple question.... you like drinking that much?
Voice: Faing: grins. "I can out-drink anyone in Garkanii."
Slayzer: maybe that path would be wise
Voice: Faing: "As you wish"
Slayzer: (Isn't a teacher yet )
Voice: Faing
Voice: Natural hits: 3
Voice: Total hits: 4
Voice: Stored: 0.75
Voice: Experience: 0/15
Voice: Yen: 0
Voice: Fist of Fury
Voice: Drunken Master
Voice: Spear, Leather Armor
Voice: (Not officially... but these are, in D&D terms, your henchmen)
Slayzer: *had to look through lots of text*
Voice: Hehe...
Voice: Might want to keep track each time you kill something
Slayzer: Claw/Pillar
Voice: 5: "Sprechen Sie Endrian?"
Slayzer: Manticore/Vineyard
Slayzer: No I don't speak endrian
Voice: "Ich werde angerufen Holsbin Schrodt. Sie sind?
Voice: "
Slayzer: lizard/marsh
Slayzer: sword/atoll
Slayzer: fang/orhard
Slayzer: orchard
Voice: "Sword" is useless for you. ;P
*** Voice is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: 5: "Ich werde angerufen Holsbin Schrodt. Sie sind?"
Slayzer: spear/sea
Isles_DM: Mein Name ist
Slayzer: west wind/plain
Isles_DM: 5: "Mein Name ist Holsbin Schrodt. Sie sind?"
Slayzer: foot/heavens
Slayzer: I am slayzer
Slayzer: (figured it out)
Isles_DM: 5: "Slayzer... ließ mich gehen."
Slayzer: panther/village
Slayzer: (sorry getting this figured out )
Isles_DM: (np)
Slayzer: *looks confused*
Slayzer: Anyone speak any endrian?
Isles_DM: "Geben Sie mich frei?"
Isles_DM: Faing: "I don't." Fainis: "Me neither." Anton: "Nope."
Slayzer: we are taking you with us...
Slayzer: to the capital.. someone there can translate
Slayzer: claw/waterfall
Slayzer: southern cross/grotto
Slayzer: willow/fountain
Slayzer: mace ocean
Slayzer: damn lot of finishing moves
Isles_DM: That happens when you fight five and six enemies at once.
Slayzer: no style match
Slayzer: guess
Slayzer: Village Vinyard and Heavens
Slayzer: hmmm
Isles_DM: (BTW, I'm guessing you ignore Holsbin's Endrian comments from now on)
Slayzer: I get expert of Village
Isles_DM: k
Slayzer: I will try to make sense of them
Isles_DM: Ok.
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Ich gehe bitte?"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Ich verspreche, Sie nicht zu verraten
Slayzer: Is it far?
Isles_DM: Fainis: "To Shevra? No...
Slayzer: Let's hurry then
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Meine Familie vermißt mich"
Slayzer: your family?
Isles_DM: "Ja"
Isles_DM: "Sie vermissen mich"
Slayzer: what about them?
Slayzer: they will miss you?
Isles_DM: "Sie vermissen mich"
Slayzer: Hmmm
Isles_DM: Fainis: "The town is just ahead."
Slayzer: I am sorry I can't understand you
Slayzer: ok
Isles_DM: (remember; he doesn't speak Sori... he can't confirm what you say.)
Slayzer: (=P annoying )
Isles_DM: (You arrive in Shevra. Fainis stays outside with the wagon)
Slayzer: Anton can you tell the fisherman to head to Garkanii, while I look for someone who speaks Endrian
Isles_DM: Anton: "Sure, Slayzer."
Isles_DM: Anton: runs off
Slayzer: *goes to look for a map maker or an inn*
Isles_DM: (Not seeing a map maker, you arrive at the Golden Frog)
Slayzer: I ask the owner
Slayzer: Do you know of anyone who speaks Endrian?
Isles_DM: Innkeeper: "Sumaria Kis does. She's our translator. She speaks Dwarven, Elven and Endrian. She's right over there, by the window."
Slayzer: *goes over to see her*
Slayzer: Hello
*** Isles_DM is now known as Sumaria
Sumaria: "Greetings, stranger."
Sumaria: "What is your native tongue? I do not recognize your accent..."
Slayzer: I am Slayzer
Slayzer: I hear you are a tranlator
Slayzer: I am from Yberia
Sumaria: "And I am Sumaria Kis. Yes, I am. Do you require my services?"
Slayzer: translate
Slayzer: Yes, we captured an endrian soldier
Sumaria: "Bring him to me."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: (I have to go now =(
Sumaria: "I charge 5 yen an hour, by the way."

 

[Skarnkai]

Session Start: Thu Jun 13 12:47:11 2002
Session Ident: #ybfight
*** Now talking in #ybfight
*** Topic is 'YB Fighting Room'
*** Set by Azure on Mon Jun 10 17:25:06
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> When we were last with our hero, Slayzer, he had brought an Endrian soldier to Sumaria, the translator.
*** Isles_DM is now known as Sumaria
<Slayzer> Let's go to the King
<Slayzer> this may affect this whole land...
<Sumaria> "What is it?"
<Slayzer> we encountered Enrian soldiers on the road here
<Sumaria> "Endrian soldiers? Hmmm... I wonder if there are more about."
<Slayzer> I brought one we captured Your Majesty
<Slayzer> (yes?)
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<Sollir> oops
*** Sumaria is now known as King_Vladmera
<King_Vladmera> "A captured Endrian soldier? Most interesting"
<Slayzer> Yes, I brought the translator to try and find out what they have planned if possibkle
<King_Vladmera> "Well, go ahead and ask him questions."
<Slayzer> What is your name/
<King_Vladmera> Sumaria: "The common penguin, or Vile Sea Panther, is forged by the merciless cold of the extreme north. These soulless birds are consumed with a frosty rage about looking pretty silly when they waddle around making that squeaky sound. The other birds laughed at them when they were younger, and often the penguin would stand on the corner watching all the other birds with working wings peel off in a stylish car with all
<King_Vladmera>
<King_Vladmera> ARgh
<Slayzer> lol
<King_Vladmera> Sumaria: "Was ist Ihr Name?"
<King_Vladmera> Holsbin: "Holsbin Schrodt"
<King_Vladmera> Sumaria: "His name is Holsbin Schrodt
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> Holsbin, why are you here in kadiya? and who sent you?
<King_Vladmera> Sumaria: "Holsbin, warum sind Sie hier im kadiya? und wer sendete Sie?"
<King_Vladmera> Holsbin: "Ich kann nicht Ihnen den erklären"
<King_Vladmera> Sumaria: "He says: 'I cannot tell you that."
<Slayzer> Great...
<Slayzer> I don't want to resort to torture...
<Slayzer> but we need to know
<King_Vladmera> "Did you expect him to just give away state secrets, Slayzer?"
<Slayzer> Of course not...
<Slayzer> well one never knows
<Slayzer> he could have been conscripted..
<King_Vladmera> "True..."
<King_Vladmera> "What are you going to do?"
<Slayzer> Hmmm can you mage find out from him?
<King_Vladmera> "Larian? Maybe..."
* King_Vladmera calls Larian
<Slayzer> Ok
*** King_Vladmera is now known as Larian_Frustya
<Larian_Frustya> "You called, Thlayther?"
<Slayzer> Yes, I have an endrian soldier here
<Slayzer> apparently the Endrians are up to something..
<Larian_Frustya> "What do you want me to do with him?"
<Slayzer> but he won't tell us...
<Slayzer> can you find out... read his mind?
<Larian_Frustya> "No... the betht I can do ith make him my friend."
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> that might work
* Larian_Frustya casts a spell
<Larian_Frustya> d20
<MeowthBot> Larian_Frustya: d20 = 12
<Larian_Frustya> "I think it worked"
<Slayzer> Well
<Slayzer> Ask him about endrus
<Larian_Frustya> "I don't thpeak Endrian"
<Slayzer> Sumaria?
<Slayzer> can you translate for him?
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Yes"
<Slayzer> Ok
<Larian_Frustya> "You go ahead and athk, Thayther..."
<Slayzer> Hmmm why are you here?
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Warum sind Sie hier?"
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<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "ich bin hier, für die Endrian Armee zu kundschaften"
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<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "He is here to scout for the Endrian Army"
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<Slayzer> So they are preparing to invade?
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Sie bereiten vor sich einzudringen?"
<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "Möglicherweise später; Linya ist in der Weise und würde unsere Versorgungslinien abschneiden, wenn wir jetzt eindrangen."
<Slayzer> ?
<Slayzer> client again eh?
<Larian_Frustya> Yup
<Larian_Frustya> Back
<Slayzer> wb
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Perhaps later; Linya is in the way and would cut off our supply lines if we invaded now."
<Slayzer> Linya?
<Larian_Frustya> "Linya ith another island to our eatht."
<Slayzer> Is that the one they have a base on?
<Larian_Frustya> "No... that's Leova"
<Larian_Frustya> "Leova is far away from Kadiya"
<Slayzer> I see
<Slayzer> Well if they arn't invading... what are you scouting for?
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Brunnen, wenn sie nicht eindringen. .. für was kundschaften Sie?"
<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "Überprüfen und sehen, ob unser Verbot viel Effekt auf Ihrem Handel gehabt hat. Wir sollten auch sich in irgendeinem kleinräumigem Banditen engagieren. .. aber das arbeitete nicht"
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "To check and see if our interdiction has had much effect on your commerce. We were also to engage in some small-scale banditry... but that didn't work"
<Slayzer> I see
<Slayzer> Distrupting the economy...
<Larian_Frustya> Vladmera: "It certainly sounds that way."
<Slayzer> *looks at the letter*
<Larian_Frustya> (Which letter?)
<Slayzer> (lost my transated copy )
<Larian_Frustya> (The ciphered letter?)
<Slayzer> (the ciphered one0
<Larian_Frustya> (Guess you'll have to retranslate it. ;P I don't have a deciphered copy, either)
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> *shows the letter to the King*
<Slayzer> P,
<Slayzer> Make sure the ogres get enough money this time... finances are always tight this time of year. G is on my arse again about payments. Take to the dwarves three days from now and get Biled to buy.
<Slayzer> V.
<Slayzer> I think the ogres were going to sell guns to the Dwarves
<Slayzer> How many ships are involved in the blockade?
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Wieviele Schiffe werden in das Verbot miteinbezogen?"
<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "Drei"
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Three"
<Slayzer> Made too much then
<Slayzer> Are they blockading other coutnries?
<Larian_Frustya> "What other countrieth?
<Larian_Frustya> "It'th uth and them... and the Othkel, but they don't trade anyway."
<Slayzer> I mean other islands
<Slayzer> I thought each was independant
<Larian_Frustya> "Yeth and no... we're all independent, but we are loothely bound by the memories of the Rugathi Empire."
<Larian_Frustya> (A real world example that is similar: the Holy Roman Empire)
<Slayzer> (an empire that is is neither holy, roman or an empire? hehe)
<Larian_Frustya> "To foreignerth, we conthider ourthelves one country."
<Larian_Frustya> (Yep. )
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> Well are the other islands blockaded?
<Larian_Frustya> "I'm not sure, but I think tho."
<Slayzer> Ask him how many ships involved total.. and how many men aboard per ship
<Larian_Frustya> *thure
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Wieviele Schiffe in die Verbotgesamtmenge miteinbezogen werden und wieviele Männer an Bord pro Schiff sind?"
<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "Ich bin nicht ein Kapitän; Ich kenne nicht die Besonderen der anderen Gruppen. "
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "I am not a captain; I do not know the specifics of other groups."
<Slayzer> Alright then
<Slayzer> can you make an educated guess?
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "Können Sie eine gebildete Vermutung bilden?"
<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "Mir werde nicht genug erzogen, zum auf dem Thema zu schätzen."
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "I am not educated enough to guess on the subject."
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> Any questions you think of your Majesty?
<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "Ich bin nur ein allgemeiner Soldat.
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "I am only a common soldier"
<Larian_Frustya> King Vladmera: "I think you've been pretty thorough, Slayzer."
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> Well we must be on our guard
<Slayzer> most military leaders diliberately misinform their soldiers
<Larian_Frustya> Holsbin: "Ich möchte nur zurück zu meiner Familie gehen und war mich zu vergessen überhaupt hier!"
<Slayzer> ?
<Larian_Frustya> Sumaria: "I only want to go back to my family and forget I was ever here!"
<Slayzer> Shall we let him go?
<Larian_Frustya> King Vladmera: "No... that would be foolish."
<Larian_Frustya> Faing: "How would he get back, anyway?"
<Slayzer> yeah we have no ships...
<Slayzer> Well what do we do with him then?
<Larian_Frustya> King: "Guards, prepare a cell."
<Larian_Frustya> Antonunu: comes running in
<Slayzer> Ok.. don't treat him to harshly...
<Larian_Frustya> Anton: "I told the fisherman to go to Garkanii for you"
<Larian_Frustya> King: "Don't worry... he'll be fine, Slayzer."
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> let's go
<Slayzer> Has Fainis come to see you Your Majesty?
*** Larian_Frustya is now known as Faing_and_Anton
<Faing_and_Anton> King: "No, he hasn't. Why?"
<Slayzer> Well he said he would be... he wanted to make sure I had permision to transport the gunpowder
<Faing_and_Anton> King: scribbles out a note
<Slayzer> Ok
<Faing_and_Anton> King: stamps it with his signet ring
<Faing_and_Anton> King: "Take this to him."
<Slayzer> Thanks your Majesty
<Slayzer> *bows and leaves*
* Faing_and_Anton follow
*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> Where to?
<Slayzer> We are continuing with Fainis
<Slayzer> so when he leaves we leave
<Isles_DM> Fainis: "We should camp for tonight. We'll divide the night up into four two hour watches. Sound fair?"
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<Slayzer> Sure
<Isles_DM> As you are very close to the town, no monsters or bandits come to bother you in the middle of the night. You wake up refreshed and cheerful
<Slayzer> Ok
<Isles_DM> Day: Trident. Location: Plains
<Slayzer> damn
<Slayzer> again???
<Slayzer> Week of the Trident
<Isles_DM> Yu[
<Isles_DM> (Yup)
<Slayzer> heh
<Isles_DM> Hehe
<Slayzer> Pitchforks for everyone
*** Isles_DM is now known as Wandering_Peasant
<Slayzer> Commoner: Now I lead, Pichforks for Everyone
<Wandering_Peasant> "Hey, where's your pitchfork
<Slayzer> *Pitchfork
<Slayzer> haha
<Wandering_Peasant> "Here, take one of mine, I've got six"
<Slayzer> Heh
*** Wandering_Peasant is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> the fun of the generator
<Isles_DM>
<Isles_DM> Heading to Garkanii tonight?
<Slayzer> 3 days in a row... 1 in 125,000
<Slayzer> yeah
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The willow vanquishes the brush; shields the efforts of the field!
<Isles_DM> d3
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: d3 = 2
<Isles_DM> Faing: "Help!"
<Slayzer> What???
<Slayzer> *goes to ee what is the matter*
<Isles_DM> You look back. Faing is in the clutches of a huge tree
<Isles_DM> Hangman Tree
<Isles_DM> CR 7
<Isles_DM> Hits: 14
<Isles_DM> Toughness x7
<Isles_DM> Initiative: Anton, Faing, Tree, Slayzer
<Slayzer> Ack
<Slayzer> (evil )
<Isles_DM> Anton and Faing: "What do we do, Slayzer?"
<Isles_DM> (Hehe)
<Isles_DM> (I couldn't think of many powers a tree would have, other than being REALLY tough)
<Slayzer> (dirty/sneaky trick shove.)
<Isles_DM> (Nah)
<Slayzer> Fight with your all...
<Isles_DM> Hangman Tree
<Isles_DM> CR 7
<Isles_DM> Hits: 13
<Isles_DM> Toughness x6
<Isles_DM> Expert of the Tree Style
<Isles_DM> (This is better)
<Slayzer> (lol)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The mantis dominates the paradise; negates the speed of the wind!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The chain stands in the midst of the rapids where it viciously splits the Endless Beach; dodges the onslaught of the reptile!
<Isles_DM> FoF
<Slayzer> faing use everything you got...
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The mantis sucker punches the badlands; silences the speed of the bone!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree @ Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The southern cross sucker punches the bluff; glides next to the storm of the tides!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The crab punches in the midst of the wastelands; shreds the cut of the storm!
<Isles_DM> Any power use?
<Slayzer> no
<Isles_DM> Tree takes three hits (10/13)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The whip spins across the ruins as it destroys Shangtung Mountain; conceals the push of the sands!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The spear bows over the volcano; guards against the gaze of the blade!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree @ Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The weasel seeks above the rapids; scatters the motion of the spring and quells the thrust of the body!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The raven wounds the tower; parries the offensive of the grass!
<Isles_DM> Powers?
<Slayzer> no
<Isles_DM> Tree takes two hits (8/13) Faing takes one hit (3/4)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
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<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The unicorn torments the foothills; absorbs the thrust of the flame!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The lizard kicks by the rapids; leaps over the quickening of the body as it blocks the push of the elements!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The lightning suddenly penetrates the rapids; dominates the cut of the bird as it strikes by the onslaught of the canine!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The turtle penetrates the atoll; shreds the cut of the abomination!
<Isles_DM> Powers?
<Slayzer> no
<Isles_DM> Faing takes one hit (2/4)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The chain sings below the prairie; appears with the foray of the stone!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The relentless foot drifts above the sea; negates the stab of the mire!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree @ Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The lightning rides above the dungeon; wards off the descent of the horn!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The fist decimates the bluff; dominates the efforts of the cave!
<Isles_DM> Tree takes one hit (7/13)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The manticore kicks atop the rapids and effortlessly devours the Altar of the Ancestors; conceals the thrust of the bird!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The scythe strikes within the hells; shields the gaze of the horn!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree @ Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The unicorn devastates the wastelands; quells the thrust of the sickle!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The topaz staff breaks the badlands; protects against the edge of the tree!
<Slayzer> hehe
<Isles_DM>
<Isles_DM> I'm going to give you 5 seconds after each move to use powers, ok?
<Slayzer> no powers
<Isles_DM> Tree takes 2 hits (5/13) Faing takes one hit (1/4)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The southern cross lies facing the waterfall; reduces the drive of the barrens and redirects the rising of the shell!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The lizard leaps higher than the temple; shields against the rolling of the isle!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree @ Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The southern cross bows before the foothills; blocks the speed of the shell!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The snake demolishes the grotto; dodges the violence of the bird!
<Slayzer> give life to Faing
<Isles_DM> How many chi?
<Slayzer> I can only give 1 hit
<Slayzer> 3 chi gone
<Isles_DM> Tree takes one hit (4/13) Faing takes one and gains one (1/4)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The fox scourges the ruins; shields the blood of the barrens as it speaks next to the roar of the grave!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The lotus blossom overwhelms the sea; scatters the quickening of the shell!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree @ Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The mace slides near the ravine; grasps the roar of the club!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<MeowthBot> Slayzer: The ki-rin illuminates the prairie; quells the roar of the wood!
<Isles_DM> Tree takes two hits (2/13)
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Anton
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The crane leaps by the wastelands as it wracks the crevice; negates the rising of the tree!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Faing
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The fist tramples the tower; negates the quickening of the bone!
<Isles_DM> !mb ybmove Tree @ Faing
<Slayzer> *looks through the cart for some booze*
<MeowthBot> Isles_DM: The silver kama spins with the vineyard; waves away the stab of the fires!
<Slayzer> Fainis you got some alcohol?
<Isles_DM> (You don't find any)
<Isles_DM> Fainis: "Nope"
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<Slayzer> ok
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<Isles_DM> Ha
<Isles_DM> Gah
<Isles_DM> http://webpages.charter.net/midknight/YB!%20Adventure.htm
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> The southern cross carves the temple; wards off the punch of the flame!
<Isles_DM> Tree takes two hits (0/13) and dies
<Isles_DM> You each gain 2.33 XP
<Slayzer> Phew that was close
<Isles_DM> Faing: looks white
<Isles_DM> *bluish-white
<Slayzer> *goes to help him*
<Isles_DM> Faing: "I'll be ok"
<Isles_DM> Faing: "Or should that be oaky?" ;p
<Slayzer> heh
<Slayzer> Well that was unexpected...
<Slayzer> let's continue on our way
<Isles_DM> Ok... you continue without further incident.
<Isles_DM> (Slayzer, I need your stats... my program didn't save properly last time)
<Slayzer> Slayzer
<Slayzer> a farmer's son who seeks to become a great holy swordsman like his ancestor.
<Slayzer> Current Hits: 8
<Slayzer> Total Hits: 8
<Slayzer> Experience: 0 (2.33/30)
<Slayzer> Saved Experience: 0
<Slayzer> Base Hits: 6
<Slayzer> Yen: 12.5
<Slayzer> Possessions:
<Slayzer> Weapons: Sword (+1 hit with sword style)
<Slayzer> Armor: Leather Armor (+1 Hit)
<Slayzer> Shield: Kote (+1 Hit)
<Slayzer> Items: Opal of Holy Shielding
<Slayzer> Tournament Record: 0-0
<Slayzer> ABILITIES:
<Slayzer> Master of the Transcendant Sword
<Slayzer> Expert of the Village
<Slayzer> Holy Warrior
<Slayzer> Holy Battery (4 Chi)
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Session Close: Thu Jun 13 15:45:25 2002

Session Start: Thu Jun 13 15:46:15 2002
Session Ident: #ybfight
*** Now talking in #ybfight
*** Topic is 'YB Fighting Room'
*** Set by Azure on Mon Jun 10 17:25:06
<Slayzer> =P
<Isles_DM> WB
<Isles_DM> Expert of the Village...
<Isles_DM> Then just Holy Warrior and Chi Battery (4)?
<Slayzer> say yep
<Slayzer> yep
<Slayzer> Master of Transcendant Sword
<Isles_DM> k
<Isles_DM> You arrive in the village of Garkanii
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I check in with the Mayor
*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Hello, Slayzer. What brings you to my domicile?"
<Slayzer> I have returned with the gunpowder
<Slayzer> now I need to know about the Blockade and their route if possible
<Mayor_Ivanija> "If we knew that, we could run the blockade."
<Slayzer> Hmm
<Slayzer> Alright
<Slayzer> Well tonight I will try
<Slayzer> to down one
<Slayzer> *goes to the dock to check on the ship*
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Good luck, Slayzer."
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Asi's blessing be with you."
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> You find the fisherman patiently waiting in his ship
<Isles_DM> Fisherman: "Hey, Slayzer."
<Slayzer> Hello
<Slayzer> Alright We will be going out tonight
<Slayzer> or I will
<Slayzer> Thanks for the help
<Isles_DM> "You're welcome.
<Isles_DM> "Go ahead. Just come back in one piece." The fisherman grins. He's missing a few teeth.
<Slayzer> *goes back to the Mayor's and waits*
<Isles_DM> The sun sets
<Slayzer> Alright its time to try this ...
<Slayzer> *gets 2 casks and 2 flasks*
<Isles_DM> Are you taking Faing or Anton?
<Slayzer> *puts the flasks is a wrap*
<Slayzer> No I don't want to risk anyone else...
<Slayzer> Is the fisherman there when I go to the docks?
<Isles_DM> Ok
<Isles_DM> No
<Slayzer> (I mean witht he boat)
<Slayzer> ok
<Isles_DM> His boat is tied to the dock
<Slayzer> does it have an anchor?
<Isles_DM> No... it's just a glorified canoe.
<Slayzer> I look to see if I can borrow one then
<Slayzer> (rather not have to chase the row-boat down )
<Isles_DM> You don't see any anchors lying around
<Slayzer> Hmmm something heavy I can wrap a rope around?
<Isles_DM> You see a fish net
<Isles_DM> Will that do?
<Slayzer> with a few nice rocks yeah
<Isles_DM> Ok... you find a few heavy rocks and load up the fishing net
<Slayzer> Ok I get in the boat and head out
<Isles_DM> Ok... entering the boat, you row out to sea a bit. Where do you go from here?
<Slayzer> How is the light contdition?
<Isles_DM> It's pretty dark. You can see maybe 100 feet
<Slayzer> Not good
<Slayzer> I head out for about 2 hours then return
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<Slayzer> err give me the link again
<Isles_DM> Hehe
<Isles_DM> http://webpages.charter.net/midknight/YB!%20Adventure.htm
<Slayzer> The raven annihilates the pillars; shreds the terror of the reptile!
<Isles_DM> Ok... you paddle around for a couple of hours. Here's a question... where are you?
<Isles_DM> You find yourself out at sea, with land nowhere in sight
<Slayzer> great... I test the current
<Slayzer> then I got back in the opposite direction (trying to get to land..)
<Isles_DM> It seems to be very gentle here
<Isles_DM> Ok... you start heading against the current
<Isles_DM> A few hours later, you still don't see land.
<Slayzer> *thinks*
<Slayzer> which way did I head out
<Slayzer> e/w
<Isles_DM> South
<Slayzer> or n/s?
<Slayzer> hmmm
<Slayzer> that's how I got to Kadiya in the first place...
<Isles_DM> North got you to Kadiya in the first place. ;P
<Slayzer> I meant from the south
<Isles_DM> Ah
<Slayzer> going north
<Slayzer> I head north and opposite the current
<Isles_DM> Which way is north?
<Slayzer> .....
<Slayzer> no convientient north star?
<Isles_DM> Not that you're aware of
<Slayzer> very sp hah
<Isles_DM> (convienient)
<Slayzer> =P
<Slayzer> I throw out the anchor
<Slayzer> then get ready for some sleep
<Isles_DM> Ok... the anchor sinks until you are out of rope... then you lie down and try to get some sleep.
<Slayzer> Right... in the morning
<Isles_DM> You wake up as the sun hits your eyes in the morning
<Isles_DM> LOL! Guess what day it is?
<Slayzer> ... =P
<Isles_DM> Day: Trident Location: Ocean
<Isles_DM> The sun is rising now
<Slayzer> I use it to get my bearings
<Isles_DM> Ok... you now have a clear compass in your head
<Slayzer> I head n
<Slayzer> opposite current
<Slayzer> after pulling up the anchor
<Isles_DM> Opposite the current is west
<Slayzer> I work hard.. because I know I have drifted in the night
<Slayzer> nnw then
<Isles_DM> Ok... rowing north-norwest, you see a mist off in the distance,
<Slayzer> mist?
<Isles_DM> Yup
<Slayzer> this is going to screw me up
<Slayzer> what time of day is it?
<Isles_DM> Very early morning... just after sunrise
<Isles_DM> To your east, silhouetted against the sun, you see a ship
<Slayzer> I drop anchor and wait for more sun
<Slayzer> does it have any isignia?
<Isles_DM> Once again, you use up all your rope.
<Isles_DM> From this distance it's too small to tell
<Slayzer> I get the anchor and head east...
<Slayzer> within visual range
<Isles_DM> As you get closer to the ship, you see that it's flying a large blue banner with a red eagle rampant on it
<Slayzer> what is that mean?
<Slayzer> to my knowledge
<Isles_DM> You tell me. Have you ever seen such a banner before?
<Slayzer> (Evil DM )
<Isles_DM> (Hey... you're still in an unfamiliar country. How the heck would you know what the banner means? ;P)
<Slayzer> I get closer then
<Slayzer> then drop anchor and swim to the ship
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<Isles_DM> hehe
<Slayzer> The oak glides facing the wastelands; redirects the descent of the lash!
<Slayzer> ;p
<Isles_DM> What? That's precisely what you want
<Isles_DM> Slinking unseen into range, you dive overboard and begin swimming toward the boat
<Slayzer> I take the cask/flask with me
<Slayzer> How close do I get?
<Isles_DM> You get right up next to the boat
<Isles_DM> "Sehen Sie alle mögliche Boote, Hans?"
<Isles_DM> "Nein"
<Isles_DM> "Wie ist Ihre Frau?
<Isles_DM> You here voices coming from the deck of the ship
<Slayzer> How big is this ship?\
<Isles_DM> "Sie ist... besonders im Bett ausgezeichnet."
<Isles_DM> It's roughly fifty feet long
<Slayzer> crew estimate?
<Slayzer> just from size
<Isles_DM> For a ship of this size? Depends on it's role. As a military ship, assume one person per foot
<Slayzer> so 50 people
<Isles_DM> "Die ist eine grosse Seemöwe!"
<Slayzer> *ponders*
<Slayzer> I swim under the hull and place the stuff
<Slayzer> then
<Isles_DM> How do you attach it to the hull?
<Slayzer> Grrr
<Isles_DM> Hey, it's a legitimate question. It's not C4, ya know. ;P
<Slayzer> Hehe
<Slayzer> I cut a notch in the hull and use rope
<Isles_DM> With what? Your sword?
<Slayzer> yep =P
<Isles_DM> Despite the awkward angle and having to stay afloat while you do it, you manage to hack a notch in the hull
<Slayzer> good
<Isles_DM> Now what?
<Slayzer> use my robe/belt to tie the cask to the hull
<Isles_DM> Attaching it to what? You can't very well tie it around the whole ship, you know
<Slayzer> the notch
<Isles_DM> How do you do that? Wedging the rope into the notch?
<Slayzer> Yep
<Slayzer> just enough to keep it in place
<Slayzer> the fuse won't take to long....
<Isles_DM> Both casks or just one?
<Slayzer> both..
<Slayzer> then I get the hell out of there
<Isles_DM> Gen a move
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<Slayzer> hah ;p
<Slayzer> The spider parts the wastelands; dodges the chaos of the sickle!
<Isles_DM> *BOOM*
<Isles_DM> "Achtung! Warnung! Das Schiff sinkt!"
<Slayzer> *flees back to the rowboat
<Isles_DM> The ship is blown about five feet to the left and a large hole has opened up on it's side.
<Slayzer> how large?
<Isles_DM> About four feet in radius
<Slayzer> nice sized hole
<Slayzer> I don't think they will be able to patch that before it goes down
<Isles_DM> You see men scurrying around, desperately trying to patch the hole.
<Isles_DM> On the deck, people are ripping off their armor
<Slayzer> so they have life boats?
<Isles_DM> NO
<Isles_DM> No
<Slayzer> err... right
<Isles_DM> (Life boats are a relatively modern invention
<Slayzer> I get back to the row-boat and head out0
<Slayzer> (Right)
<Isles_DM> Heading n-nw... you row toward the mist. You see trees poking out of it
<Slayzer> I continue then
<Isles_DM> After about an hour, you row up onto a beach
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I look around
<Isles_DM> About 200 yards off is the forest... about 100 feet away is a road, going e-w
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I got to the road
<Slayzer> then head w
<Isles_DM> All right... you walk over to the road
<Isles_DM> Heading west, you see a town in the distance
<Slayzer> do I recognize it?
<Isles_DM> It could be Shevrea
<Isles_DM> (Shevra)
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I continue then
<Isles_DM> After about another half-hour, you find yourself in Shevra
<Slayzer> *phew*
<Slayzer> knowing the layout of th eland I head back to the boat
<Slayzer> and take it to Garkanii
<Isles_DM> Ok... it is late morning when you arrive in Garkanii
<Slayzer> Hmm looks like I will need to borrow the fisherman's services as well...
<Slayzer> I go to see the mayor
*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Slayzer! Faing and Antonunu were worried about you."
<Slayzer> I am sorry I got of-course
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Antonunu forgot to give you his compass"
<Slayzer> I think I got one of Enrius's ships
<Slayzer> what banner do they fly?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "A blue banner with a red bird of some sort on it"
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> it was one of theirs
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* Mayor_Ivanija slaps you on the back
<Slayzer> I am not sure it went down
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Did you stay and watch?"
<Slayzer> but is had a pretty big hole in it
<Slayzer> for a bit...
<Slayzer> I think they were preparing to go overboard
<Slayzer> when I left
<Mayor_Ivanija> "What makes you think so?"
<Slayzer> the men on deck were removing their armor
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Hmmm... how did you know it was Endrian if you didn't recognize the banner?
<Slayzer> their speech
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Good."
<Slayzer> it was similar to that of enrius
<Mayor_Ivanija> "One down, more to go"
<Slayzer> if not the same
<Slayzer> there are 3
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Do you know how many boats there are?"
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Good... now there's only two"
<Slayzer> do you have glue or adhesive that works underwater?
<Mayor_Ivanija> "I wouldn't know; check with the fishermen or sailors about that."
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I have been rowing all day.. I will be resting at the Inn for a bit
<Mayor_Ivanija> "Heh... you deserve the rest."
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Taly
<Taly> "Hey there, Slayzer."
<Slayzer> Hey Taly
<Slayzer> how is business?
<Taly> "Pretty much the same as always."
<Slayzer> I see
<Slayzer> Hopefully it will be picking up soon
<Taly> "How are you? You look a bit bedraggled"
<Slayzer> Yes I am a bit tired...
<Slayzer> i will tell you all about it later Taly.. i just want to sleep now
<Taly> "Good night then, Slayzer."
<Slayzer> *sleeps*
<Taly> The next morning, you awaken a bit disturbed... coming from a frightful dream about vampires.
<Taly> Day: Fang Location: Village
<Slayzer> darn
<Slayzer> broke the pattern
<Taly> It's better than dreams about lynch mobs, eh?
<Slayzer> heh
<Slayzer> I get up and go and find Faing and Antonunu
<Taly> Ok... they're downstairs in the tavern, talking to Taly
<Taly> Faing: "Slayzer!"
<Taly> Anton: "We thought you were dead for sure!"
<Slayzer> Sorry I didn't see you guys earlier
<Slayzer> I was dead tired..
<Taly> Faing: "What happened?"
<Slayzer> Well I got lost on the se
<Slayzer> 8sea
<Slayzer> managed to sink a Enrius Ship
<Taly> Faing, Anton and Taly: cheer
<Taly> Faing: "Hurrah, boss!
<Slayzer> shh...
<Slayzer> we need to keep this quiet
<Slayzer> I am going out tonight... and I hope to get the others before they figure out what happened
<Taly> Faing: "Need any help?"
<Slayzer> can either of you navigate?
<Taly> Antonunu: "Neither of us are sailors, remember? I'm an herbalist and Faing's a professional militiaman."
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I heard you had a compass Antonunu?
<Taly> Anton: hands it to you
<Slayzer> *takes it*
<Slayzer> I think I will have the fisherman help me
<Slayzer> I will go find out if he is here
<Slayzer> be right back
<Taly> Anton: "I wouldn't count on his navigation skills, either; they stick to the coast
<Slayzer> *goes to the dock*
*** Taly is now known as Isles_DM
<Slayzer> I see
*** Isles_DM is now known as Fisherman
<Slayzer> Hello
<Fisherman> "Hi there, Slayzer
<Slayzer> I need a navigator
<Slayzer> do you know of one?
<Fisherman> "Nope"
<Slayzer> I see
<Slayzer> I guess I will have to wing it then...
<Slayzer> with the compass I should have too much trouble
<Slayzer> does anyone have a spyglass?
* Fisherman laughs
<Fisherman> "Do you have any idea how much a spyglass costs?"
* Fisherman laughs some more
<Slayzer> ....
<Slayzer> Alright
<Slayzer> I guess I will try to find the ship by eye
<Slayzer> how does the weather look tonight?
<Fisherman> "That's probably not a good idear... they can see you, too"
<Fisherman> "I'd say windy with a high chance of rain."
<Slayzer> this ship is small compared to theirs
<Slayzer> alright
<Slayzer> *waits to see how the weather turns out*
<Fisherman> As the day progresses, the wind picks up and the sky clouds over.
<Slayzer> Well... not going out tonight
*** Fisherman is now known as Faing
<Faing> "Hey, Slayzer!"
<Faing> "What about that Endrian guy? Maybe he can navigate"
<Faing> (It's six... do you have to go?)
<Slayzer> not yet
<Slayzer> Hmmm
<Slayzer> not sure
<Slayzer> why would he help me?
<Slayzer> or us
<Faing> "It's just a thought."
<Slayzer> Lets try that then
*** Faing is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> So, do you head for Shevra, then?
<Slayzer> Yep
<Isles_DM> As you are walking along the road, you see a pair of unusual, flesh-colored trees ahead that weren't there before
<Slayzer> .....
<Slayzer> I examine them
<Isles_DM> As you get closer, you notice that they're quite smelly. Oddly enough, the bases of the trees stick out like feet do
<Slayzer> Oh great
<Slayzer> *looks up*
<Isles_DM> You see a huge giant leering down at you
*** Isles_DM is now known as Giant
<Slayzer> Hello... Sir Giant
<Giant> HELLO, LITTLE MAN
<Giant> WHAT'S THIS LITTLE STRIP OF BARE LAND DOING HERE? IT WASN'T HERE LAST TIME I VISITED THIS PLACE!
<Slayzer> Its a Road
<Giant> A ROAD? ARE THERE MORE OF YOU PUNY BEINGS ABOUT?
<Slayzer> Yes
<Giant> (Do you have Faing and Anton with you?)
*** Kenji is now known as Crazy_Scotsman
<Slayzer> No
<Slayzer> Didn't expect a gaint
<Giant> WHERE AT?
<Slayzer> To the east and west
<Slayzer> in cities... why?
<Giant> HMMM... HOW BIG ARE THE CITIES?
<Slayzer> Shevra is pretty big...
<Giant> WHICH ONE IS THAT? WEST OR EAST?
<Slayzer> (ummm... west I think?)
*** Crazy_Scotsman is now known as Kenji
<Slayzer> West
* Giant starts going East
<Slayzer> Where are you goin?
<Giant> EAST
<Giant> TO THE SMALLER TOWN
<Slayzer> Why?
<Giant> THEY'LL GIVE ME STUFF FASTER
<Giant> NOT SO MANY GUARDS TO KILL. WITH LUCK, THEY'LL SURRENDER WITHOUT A FIGHT
<Giant> SEE YA LATER
<Slayzer> I can't let you do that
<Giant> AND JUST HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP ME?
<Slayzer> Well I was thinking...
<Slayzer> *draws sword, aims for achilies tendon/hamstrings*
<Giant> WITH THAT TINY HUMAN BRAIN OF YOURS. HA HA. YOU'RE KILLING ME
<Giant> Giant: CR 10, Hits 11, Master of the Castle, Master of the Claw, Master of the Fang, Master of the Thunder, Expert of the Marsh, Dirty Trick, Leather Armor, yen factor 5.
<Giant> (Sure you want to fight it?)
<Slayzer> Phew lots of powers
<Slayzer> I have to try
<Giant> THIS'LL BE FUN. SMASH POUND CRUNCH!
<Slayzer> !mb ybmove
<Slayzer> doh
<Slayzer> The grasshopper smoothly mangles the ruins; vigorously waves away the stab of the bone!
<Giant> Powers?
<Slayzer> I want to see his attack first
<Giant> The crab scourges the labyrinth; dodges the terror of the crevice and quietly protects against the foray of the field!
<Slayzer> No powers
<Giant> Giant takes a hit (10/11)
<Slayzer> The west wind glides in the midst of the bluff; defends against the quickening of the river!
<Giant> The tsunami shouts higher than the marsh; shields against the descent of the tree!
<Slayzer> No powers
<Giant> You win on synergy. (9/11)
<Slayzer> Yeah
<Slayzer> The faultless scythe stands higher than the temple; shreds the quickening of the sickle!
<Giant> The running oak blasts the cemetery; dodges the kick of the settlement!
<Giant> Powers?
<Slayzer> nope
<Giant> You take one hit
<Slayzer> 7
<Slayzer> The hammer flies atop the prairie; reduces the speed of the spring!
<Giant> The raven slashes facing the shrine; protects against the slash of the lash!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> You take one hit (6/8)
<Slayzer> The rat rains upon the pillars; grasps the efforts of the river!
<Giant> The lightning flies with the brush; shreds the onslaught of the wind!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> Giant takes one hit (8/11)
<Slayzer> The staff ravages the waterfall; scatters the throw of the insect!
<Giant> The east wind glides above the clouds; negates the push of the fortification!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> Giant takes one hit (7/11)
<Slayzer> The dagger punches above the peaks; shields against the aggression of the bird!
<Giant> The weasel rends the well; absorbs the touch of the ice!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> You take one hit (5/8)
<Slayzer> The manticore drifts before the ruins; quells the offensive of the fires!
<Giant> The mantis kicks above the glade; dominates the gaze of the reptile!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> You take one hit (4/8)
<Slayzer> The superior chain prances atop the shrine; negates the cut of the maze!
<Giant> The fox devours the prairie; shields the rolling of the farm!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> Giant takes one hit (6/11)
<Slayzer> The cherry blossom breaks the desert; negates the speed of the maze!
<Giant> The crab sweeps underneath the swamp; protects against the gaze of the shell!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> Giant takes one hit (5/11)
<Slayzer> The rat penetrates the wastelands; averts the punch of the pole!
<Giant> The invincible fang devastates the castle; redirects the touch of the pole!
<Giant> (j/k)
<Giant> The northstar destroys the cemetery; redirects the touch of the pole!
<Slayzer> heh
<Giant> (thought you might like a 6 pointer. Of course, you'd just shove him. ;p)
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> You take one hit (3/8)
<Slayzer> The spear cuts the bluff; shields the aggression of the abomination!
<Giant> The trident tramples the peaks; shields against the punch of the tides and averts the cut of the bird!
<Slayzer> haha
<Slayzer> 2 pole moves
<Giant> EAT PITCHFORK!
<Slayzer> after last round of both defended against it
<Giant> Fun.
<Giant> Powers?
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> Giant takes one hit (4/11)
<Slayzer> The northstar flies on top of the rapids; dodges the descent of the bone!
<Giant> The grasshopper dances on top of the well; avoids the tempest of the wind!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> You take one hit (2/8)
<Slayzer> The crane removes the foothills; wards off the pain of the bone!
<Giant> CARE TO RUN, PIP-SQUEAK?
<Giant> The lotus blossom severs the fountain; shreds the quickening of the sky!
<Slayzer> no powers
<Giant> You take one hit (1/8)
<Slayzer> =P
<Slayzer> The tsunami carves the paradise; scatters the assailment of the mire!
<Giant> The west wind moves in the midst of the atoll; negates the beauty of the horn!
<Slayzer> running
<Slayzer> shove
<Slayzer> *runs towards Garkanii if possible*
<Giant> W or E?
<Giant> k
*** Giant is now known as Isles_DM
<Isles_DM> Running just ahead of the giant, you reach Garkanii
<Slayzer> Giant !!!!!!
<Slayzer> Faing, Antonunu
<Isles_DM> People start screaming and running
<Isles_DM> "What can we do against a giant?"
<Slayzer> We need to combine our force...
<Isles_DM> "We're not Jedi!"
<Isles_DM> ;P
<Slayzer> (+P)
<Isles_DM> "What do you need us for?"
<Slayzer> (Fainfg and Antonunu?)
*** Isles_DM is now known as Faing_and_Anton
<Faing_and_Anton> "What do you need us for?"
<Slayzer> We need to stop him
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: "Isn't he just a BIT stronger than us?"
<Slayzer> Did you get some liquor to augment your abilities?
<Slayzer> Not all of us together
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: "I don't have any money"
<Slayzer> (umm i have been giving them yen )
<Faing_and_Anton> (Faing spent all his on his armor, remember?)
<Slayzer> (oh.. I thought it was ale and whores)
<Slayzer> (hehe )
<Faing_and_Anton> P)
<Faing_and_Anton> (Not too many whores in Garkanii)
<Slayzer> I will lend you one
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: "Go buy a drink; pay me back later"
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: takes the two yen and buys two bottles of vodka
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: is in town
<Slayzer> Let's show this giant how real wwarriors fight
* Faing_and_Anton look nervous
<Slayzer> Don't worry... I almost beat him myself...
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: CR 10, Hits 11, Master of the Castle, Master of the Claw, Master of the Fang, Master of the Thunder, Expert of the Marsh, Dirty Trick, Leather Armor, yen factor 5.
<Slayzer> with your help it should be a breeze
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing
<Faing_and_Anton> Natural hits:3
<Faing_and_Anton> Total hits: 4
<Faing_and_Anton> Experience: 2.33/15
<Faing_and_Anton> Saved XP: .5
<Faing_and_Anton> Yen: 0
<Faing_and_Anton> Fist of Fury
<Faing_and_Anton> Drunken Master
<Faing_and_Anton> Spear, Leather Armor, 2 bottles of Vodka
<Faing_and_Anton> Antonunu Tunnendrei
<Faing_and_Anton> Natural hits: 2
<Faing_and_Anton> Total hits: 4
<Faing_and_Anton> Experience: 2.83/10
<Faing_and_Anton> Yen: 1
<Faing_and_Anton> Expert of Raven style
<Faing_and_Anton> Leather Armor, shield, spear
<Slayzer> Let's go
<Faing_and_Anton> Day: Fang Location: Village
<Faing_and_Anton> Init: Anton, Faing, Slayzer, Giant
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The wolf bows underneath the village; negates the energy of the grass!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The mantis moves through the cliff; shields against the roar of the body!
<Slayzer> The mighty manticore strikes by the forest; kicks across the chaos of the star!
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: The crouching raven torments the labyrinth; guards against the terror of the feline!
<Slayzer> No powers from me
<Slayzer> Faing when you think you have it... use your twin strike
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: ok
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: @ Anton
<Slayzer> No powers
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant hit by Slayzer (10/11) Anton takes one hit (3/4)
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The southern cross drowns the prairie; shields against the cut of the settlement!
<Slayzer> The whip strikes the plain; removes the touch of the settlement!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing:The scorpion illuminates the labyrinth; parries the slash of the abomination!
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: The east wind drops from the clouds; blocks the energy of the sickle!
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant @ Faing
<Slayzer> no powers
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant hit by Slayzer (9/11) Faing hit (3/4)
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The northstar tracks close to the castle; avoids the terror of the isle!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing; The mantis carves the city; averts the pain of the horn!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: drinks vodka
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The superior panther falls facing the cavern; silences the blood of the sickle!
<Slayzer> The speeding wolf stands higher than the desert; fends off the edge of the garden and tumbles higher than the pain of the holy ground!
<Slayzer> (wth?)
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: The spider shouts below the ocean; dodges the roar of the stone!
<Faing_and_Anton> (what?)
<Slayzer> (paragraph move )
<Faing_and_Anton> Hehe
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant doesn't bother to target
<Slayzer> heh
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant is hit by Faing, Slayzer and Anton (defense). (6/11)
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: (4/4)
<Slayzer> (fitting)
<Slayzer> The scythe assaults the vineyard; blocks the motion of the abomination!
<Faing_and_Anton> (I meant that the Giant's Castle mastery cancels out Anton's hit
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The kama quells the glade; waves away the assailment of the reptile as it dodges the thrust of the fortification! *yen*
<Slayzer> one se
<Slayzer> sec
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The southern cross kicks near the glade as it speaks higher than the bone; silences the gaze of the garden!
<Faing_and_Anton> k
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: The fang slides by the waterfall; dodges the terror of the insect!
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> sig locs are the same... ok
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant @ Anton
<Slayzer> shove anton
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant takes two hits (4/11) Anton would take 3 (0/4) but was shoved
<Slayzer> Phew
<Slayzer> The phoenix dances within the prairie; dodges the speed of the holy ground!
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The claw dances before the shrine; removes the chi of the grave! (POING!)
<Slayzer> =P
<Slayzer> Faing... get ready
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The crab drifts above the glacier; protects against the violence of the abomination!
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: HAHAHA
<Slayzer> gaints move?
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: The perfect fox painfully demolishes the bluff; shields the quickening of the flame!
<Slayzer> shove giant
<Slayzer> or whomever he is targeting
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: YOU MEANIE!
<Slayzer> haha
<Slayzer> who is he targeting?
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton
<Slayzer> 1 hit?
<Faing_and_Anton> Yup
<Slayzer> no shove then
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton takes 1 hit (2/4)
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The east wind dances underneath the grotto; avoids the stab of the canine!
<Slayzer> The turtle thrusts the desert; defends against the beauty of the wind!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The scorpion storms the volcano; dominates the speed of the bird!
<Faing_and_Anton> FoF
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The turtle quells the hells and devoursXiang-Xia Province; reduces the touch of the rodent!
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: Dirty Trick!
<Slayzer> ok
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: LAUGHS!
<Slayzer> replies with:
<Slayzer> The invincible crab sucker punches the desert; fends off the punch of the river!
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The scorpion decimates the tower; redirects the foray of the wind!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The lizard falls atop the atoll; quells the rising of the club!
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: The spear removes the city; shields against the tempest of the star!
<Faing_and_Anton> @ Faing
<Slayzer> no powers
<Slayzer> (He can take it)
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant takes two hits (2/11) Faing takes (3/4)
<Faing_and_Anton> *one
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The nunchaku seeks by the forest; silences the rolling of the flame!
<Slayzer> The scorpion slaughters the peaks; tumbles near the pain of the blade!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The fang assaults the foothills; waves away the gaze of the storm! (POING!)
<Faing_and_Anton> The thunder bashes the well; shields the chaos of the fires!
<Faing_and_Anton> (Giant)
<Slayzer> shove at whoever he is targeting
<Faing_and_Anton> How much Chi do you have left?
<Slayzer> 0
<Slayzer> now
<Slayzer> 2 Shoves
<Faing_and_Anton> You had 6?
<Slayzer> no I didn;t shove that time
<Faing_and_Anton> Lucky Faing
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant takes one hit (1/11)
<Slayzer> Yeah it was only one hit so I let anton take it ;P
<Slayzer> The phoenix dominates the tundra; quells the descent of the insect!
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: The turtle nails the peaks; shields the onslaught of the bird!
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: The foot assaults the volcano; redirects the speed of the club!
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant: The fox lies with the wastelands; scatters the offensive of the mire and rides above the chaos of the stone!
* Slayzer sighs in relief
<Faing_and_Anton> Giant is hit by all and dies
<Faing_and_Anton> You pick up Phoenix/Tundra as candidates
<Slayzer> I am keeping track now ;p
<Slayzer> what was the last on the Tree?
<Faing_and_Anton> Southern Cross/ Temple
<Slayzer> Ok
<Faing_and_Anton> 3.33 XP each
<Slayzer> 5 Yen and leather armor
<Faing_and_Anton> yup
<Slayzer> sell it here in town
<Slayzer> it would make a nice sail..
<Faing_and_Anton> 7.5 yen total. 2.5 each if it's divided evenly
<Slayzer> I assume I can sell it?
<Slayzer> ok yep
<Faing_and_Anton> Yah... the tanner wants that leather
<Slayzer> did anton lend both yen to faing?
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing pays both of you back 1 yen
<Slayzer> ok
<Slayzer> we gain
<Faing_and_Anton> 3.5 and Faing gets .5
<Slayzer> 2.5 each to me and anton
<Slayzer> (after debt repayment)
<Slayzer> Rough.. I got 1 exp now heh
<Slayzer> equivalent
<Slayzer> Hopefully no more giants arround...
<Slayzer> Antonunu and Faing come with me to the capital
<Faing_and_Anton> "Ok"
<Slayzer> *after catching his breath*
<Slayzer> Let's head out
* Faing_and_Anton look jubilant!
<Slayzer> Yes the power of teamwork
<Faing_and_Anton> (and the protection of a Holy Warrior! )
<Slayzer> (hehe..)
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<Faing_and_Anton> Hurrah!
<Slayzer> Finally
<Slayzer> Let's go to Sherva
<Faing_and_Anton> Anton: "Any more giants to slay along the way?"
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: still has one bottle o' booze
<Slayzer> Save it for when you need it Faing
<Faing_and_Anton> Faing: guzzles it now!
<Slayzer> I hope not, Anton
<Faing_and_Anton> (j/k) ;P
<Slayzer> (=P)
* Faing_and_Anton follow you
<Slayzer> *heads to shevra*
<Faing_and_Anton> You get to Shevra without further incident. ;P
<Slayzer> heh
<Slayzer> We go to the castle
<Slayzer> after picking up the Translator
<Faing_and_Anton> Guard: "What do you need, Sir Slayzer?"
<Slayzer> We need to speak with the prisoner
<Faing_and_Anton> Guard: "Go ahead"
<Slayzer> *goes in*
<Faing_and_Anton> Holsbin: "Hallo!"
<Faing_and_Anton> Sumaria: "He says: Hello"
<Slayzer> How are they treating you Holsbin?
<Faing_and_Anton> Sumaria: "Wie behandeln sie Sie Holsbin?"
<Faing_and_Anton> Holsbin: "Nicht schlecht; Ich erhalte genügend Nahrung und sie schlagen mich nicht"
<Faing_and_Anton> Sumaria: "Not badly; I get enough food and they don't beat me"
*** Faing_and_Anton is now known as Sumaria
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> I need to know.. can you navigate? and do you know the route of the Blockading ships?
<Sumaria> "Ich muß wissen. kann Sie steuern? und kennen Sie den Weg der blockierenden Schiffe?"
<Sumaria> Holsbin: "Ich bin ein Nautiker ja aber ich kenne nicht ihre Wege. Ich könnte schätzen, gegründet auf wirkungsvollen blockierenden Wegen und dem Weg, die wir eingeschaltet waren. "
<Sumaria> "I am a navigator, yes, but I don't know their routes. I could guess, based on effective blockading routes and the path we were on."
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> Woudl you be willing to help me?
<Sumaria> Sumeria: "Würden Sie bereit sein, mir zu helfen?"
<Sumaria> Holsbin: "Sie sind ein Freund von Larian's?"
<Sumaria> "You are a friend of Larian's?"
<Slayzer> I am trying to help his country
<Slayzer> so I would say I am an ally at least
<Sumaria> "Ich versuche, seinem Land zu helfen, also würde ich mich bin ein Verbündeter mindestens sagen"
<Sumaria> Holsbin: "Möglicherweise..., was ich für das Helfen Sie erhalten würde?"
<Sumaria> "Maybe... what would I get for helping you?"
<Slayzer> I think the King might be persuaded to let you return home... or make you a citizen
<Slayzer> I know you miss your family... is there a way we could ex-patriate them?
<Sumaria> "Ich denke den König konnte überzeugt werden lasse Sie nach Hause zurückkommen..., oder, Sie einen Bürger zu bilden kenne ich Sie Verlust, den Ihre Familie... es eine Weise gibt, wir ausgebürgert sie könnten?"
<Sumaria> Holsbin: "Ich möchte nach Hause gehen..., aber ich weiß den, der unmöglich ist."
<Sumaria> "I would like to go home... but I know that that is impossible."
<Sumaria> (I must go)
<Sumaria> See you tomorrow
<Sumaria> I'll post the log
<Sumaria> oh no
<Slayzer> Ok
<Slayzer> See yas
<Slayzer> ?
<Slayzer> log?
<Slayzer> I'll post
Session Close: Thu Jun 13 19:53:24 2002

 

[Sabaron]

Isles_DM: When we left off, our hero was trying to convince the Endrian navigator, Holsbin Schrodt, to help him find the other two Endrian ships.
Slayzer: right
Slayzer: (what did I ask last?)
Isles_DM: Slayzer: I think the King might be persuaded to let you return home... or make you a citizen
Isles_DM: Slayzer: I know you miss your family... is there a way we could ex-patriate them?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Ich denke den König konnte überzeugt werden lasse Sie nach Hause zurückkommen..., oder, Sie einen Bürger zu bilden kenne ich Sie Verlust, den Ihre Familie... es eine Weise gibt, wir ausgebürgert sie könnten?"
Isles_DM: Sumaria: Holsbin: "Ich möchte nach Hause gehen..., aber ich weiß den, der unmöglich ist."
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "I would like to go home... but I know that that is impossible."
*** Darkwolf sets mode: +e
Slayzer: (you know what exp-patriate means I assume? I hope I used it right)
Isles_DM: (yes, I do)
Slayzer: well where does your family live exactly?
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Wie würde meine Familie hier erhalten? Warum würde ich sie hier holen wollen?"
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "How would my family get here? Why would I want to bring them here?"
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Brunnen wo Ihre Familie, leben genau?
Slayzer: well once the blockade is ended... I might be able to get to them and get them out...
Slayzer: I could return you there if you wish
Isles_DM: "Das macht nicht aus; der König würde mich für das Erhalten durchführen lassen gefangengenommen"
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "That doesn't matter; the king would have me executed for getting captured"
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Do you want me to translate your bit about the blockade?"
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: Yeah
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Brunnen, sobald die Blockade wird beendet... Ich konnte in der LageSEIN, an sie zu gelangen und sie aus zu erhalten... Ich könnte Sie dort zurückbringen, wenn Sie wünschen"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Möchten Sie für mich sterben? Ich lebe nur so lang, wie der König und der Kapitän mich sind tot denken."
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Do you wish for me to die? I only live as long as the king and the captain think I'm dead."
Slayzer: Hmm I see
Slayzer: If you help me I might be able to get the king to let you go...
Slayzer: all I need is someone to get me to the ship
Slayzer: ships
Isles_DM: Sumaria: " Wenn Sie mir helfen, konnte ich in der LageSEIN, den König zu erhalten lasse Sie gehen... alle, die ich bin jemand benötige, zum ich an die Schiffe zu gelangen"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Was Stellung würde ein Sori Barbar mit unserem König haben? Besonders wenn sie einen Traitor verfechten?"
Slayzer: ?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "What standing would a Sori barbarian have with our king? Especially when they are championing a traitor?
Slayzer: not the Endrian king.... the king here in Kadiya
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Nicht der Endrian König.... der König hier in Kadiya"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Was gutes würde das tun? Ich würde durchgeführt, als ich Haupt erhielt! Verstehen Sie mich nicht?"
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "What good would that do? I would be executed when I got home! Do you not understand me?
Slayzer: ok let's make this simple
Slayzer: what do you want?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: " O.K. lassen Sie uns dieses einfach bilden. Was wünschen Sie?"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Ich möchte leben. Um zu tun daß, ich hier bleiben muß, also möchte ich in der LageSEIN hier sicher zu leben. Ich vermisse meine Familie, aber, es sei denn Sie einige mystische Mittel von sie hier holen haben, kann ich nicht mit ihnen sein."
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "I want to live. To do that, I have to stay here, so I want to be able to live here safely. I will miss my family, but unless you have some mystic means of bringing them here, I can not be with them."
Slayzer: Well Where do they live in Endrius? How likely can I get them here?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Brunnen wo sie, wohnen in Endrius? Kann ich sie hier erhalten wie wahrscheinlich?"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Die Stadt von Reichtur, das Kapital von Endrius. Es ist auf der Westküste des Kontinentes, die Küste, die diese Inseln gegenüberstellt."
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "The city of Reichtur, the capital of Endrius. It is on the west coast of the continent, the coast that faces these islands."
Slayzer: I see... how well are their coasts guarded? and their cities?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Ich sehe..., wie gut ihre geschützten Küsten sind? und ihre Städte?"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Wie würde ich wissen? Ich bin nicht ein Offizier. Das beste kann ich Ihnen erklären, daß ist, daß wir eine große und leistungsfähige Armee haben."
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "How would I know? I am not an officer. The best I can tell you is that we have a large and powerful army."
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: Will you help me?
Slayzer: I will try to find a way to get you family here
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Helfen Sie mir? Ich versuche, eine Weise zu finden, Ihnen Familie hier zu erhalten
Isles_DM:
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Ich sehe nicht, daß ich eine Wahl habe.
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "I do not see that I have a choice."
Slayzer: I am sorry... let's go
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Ich bin traurig, daß... gehen lassen Sie uns
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Ich bin bereit.
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "I am ready."
Slayzer: *heads out to Garkanii*
Isles_DM: Let's see; you're bringing Sumaria and Holsbin. Faing and Anton as well?
Slayzer: Yeah
Isles_DM: Ok, the five of you head out to Garkanii
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The lizard dances facing the city; parts the efforts of the grass!
Isles_DM: You hear a rustling in a nearby bush
Slayzer: Hmm I investigate
Isles_DM: Heading over to the bush, you peer inside. A large lizard is hiding in the shade there. It's about 3' long
Slayzer: I leave it be
Isles_DM: It leaves you alone, as well. It seems to be enjoying the shade.
Slayzer: heh
Isles_DM: You make it the rest of the way to Garkanii without incident
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: When should we head out Holsbin?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Wann sollten wir aus Holsbin vorangehen?
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Was Zeit Sie denken, würde Sie der beste taktische Vorteil, Kommandant gewinnen."
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Whatever time you think would gain you the best tactical advantage, Commander."
Slayzer: Then lets try sunset
Slayzer: enough light to see... but enough shadow to hide if need be
Isles_DM: Faing: "Sounds good to me"
Slayzer: How many will fit in the fishermans boat?
Isles_DM: Four
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Session Close: Mon Jun 17 13:56:37 2002

Session Start: Mon Jun 17 13:56:42 2002
Session Ident: #ybfight
*** Now talking in #ybfight
*** Topic is 'YB Fighting Room'
*** Set by Azure on Mon Jun 10 14:25:06
Slayzer: ok
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
Slayzer: So someone has to stay behind
Isles_DM: Yep
Slayzer: Holsbin how far apart to the blockading ships usually sail?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Wie weit auseinander zum Blockieren versendet normalerweise Segel?"
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "Ich bin nicht..., wenn ich das Meercommmander war, ich würde setzen ein nahe jeder Stadt völlig sicher."
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "I am not entirely certain... if I were the Sea commmander, I would place one near each town."
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: Well this is the plan then
Slayzer: we don't have any ships of our own yet...
Slayzer: so we need to get one... easiest way is to take one of the Enrian's ships
Slayzer: That's what we will try either tonight or later
Isles_DM: Sumaria: " Quellen dieses ist der Plan hervor, dann, das wir keine Schiffe von unseren Selbst haben, dennoch... also müssen wir eine... einfachste Möglichkeit erhalten sollen eins der Schiffe des Endrians nehmen, das ist, was wir entweder heute abend oder später versuchen."
Isles_DM: Holsbin: "O.K."
Slayzer: Let's get ready then
Isles_DM: Anton: "What do we need to do?"
Slayzer: Get the ship ready
Slayzer: boat
Slayzer: and the weapons
Isles_DM: Faing and Anton: scurry off
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Is there anything I need to instruct Holsbin to do?"
Slayzer: Well we have a compass.. what else will we need for navigation?
Isles_DM: Sumaria: "Holsbin says we won't need anything else but a map."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: *goes to the tavern*
*** Isles_DM is now known as Taly
Taly: "Welcome, Slayzer!"
Taly: You see one other person in the bar. Vinisleg.
Taly: Vinisleg: "Slayzer! How are you?"
Slayzer: Hello talys, and Vinisleg
Slayzer: I am good
Taly: Vinisleg: "Thought about taking me up on my offer yet?"
Slayzer: I have thought about it ...
Slayzer: but I think I am still needed here
Slayzer: For now
Taly: Vinisleg: "Just wanted to make sure you remember. The Senator is always looking for a few good men."
Taly: "Quiet down, Vinny; just let the man have an ale or two. He deserves to relax."
Slayzer: I haven't forgotten
Slayzer: Taly, do you know where I can some maps?
Taly: "Hmmm..."
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Session Close: Mon Jun 17 14:19:13 2002

Session Start: Mon Jun 17 14:19:30 2002
Session Ident: #ybfight
*** Now talking in #ybfight
*** Topic is 'YB Fighting Room'
*** Set by Azure on Mon Jun 10 14:25:06
*** Sabaron is now known as Taly
Slayzer: wb
Taly: "I don't know of any mapmakers around here; talk to one of the traders in Lunkiba or Shevra:"
Slayzer: AHh I see
Slayzer: what time of day is it?
Taly: Just after sunset
Slayzer: *goes back tot he dock*
Slayzer: *meets up with the group there*
*** Taly is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: Faing: "So, what's going on, Slayzer?"
Slayzer: It seems I will have to go to shevra to get a map
Slayzer: Let's try for the morning
Slayzer: you all get some rest while I go to shevra
Slayzer: *goes to Shevra*
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven nails the glade; scatters the descent of the spring!
Isles_DM: As you head to Shevra, you see a bird flying overhead
Slayzer: Hmmm I try to avoid it if possible
Isles_DM: How so?
Slayzer: Hmm going off the road
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The silver chimera invades the village; wards off the punch of the wood!
Isles_DM: It seems you evade the bird
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: I continue on to Shevra
Isles_DM: (It was a regular raven. )
Slayzer: (hehe)
Isles_DM: You reach Shevra by dawn. You are very tired
Isles_DM: Day: Kama
Slayzer: I try to find a trader
*** Isles_DM is now known as Fainis
Fainis: "Hi there, Slayzer."
Slayzer: Hello Fainis... do you know where I can get maps?
Fainis: "Maps of where?"
Slayzer: of the island and surrounding ocean
Slayzer: nautical map
Fainis: "Hmmm... let me check
* Fainis digs through his stuff
* Fainis comes up with a piece of parchment
*** Darkwolf is now known as DW-afk-for-a-while
Fainis: "Yes, I have an old map."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: May I hve it?
Fainis: "2 yen"
Slayzer: *looks at the map*
Slayzer: is it good quality?
Fainis: Are you a critic of nautical maps?
Fainis: It seems clear and legible enough
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: *buys the map*
Fainis: (Using Ivanija's credit?)
Slayzer: If I can
Fainis: (That's what it's for)
Slayzer: (ok)
Slayzer: Thanks
Slayzer: May your business do well...
Slayzer: *bows and then leaves to the inn to rest*
Fainis: "Thank you. Sinelli's blessing on you."
Slayzer: *rests then*
Fainis: You wake up about an hour before sunset
Slayzer: I go to Garkanii then
Fainis: Gen a move (travelling at night is dangerous)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The dagger spins across the brush; protects against the chi of the reptile!
Fainis: You hear a loud crashing noise to your left, from the woods
Slayzer: I move to a defensible position
Fainis: A huge ogre emerges onto the road?
Fainis: *no ?
*** Fainis is now known as Pulag
Slayzer: ?
* Slayzer waits to see what this ogre is up to
Pulag: The ogre speaks
Pulag: "Who are you?"
Slayzer: I am Slayzer
Pulag: "Are you supposed to be here?"
Slayzer: Yes why?
Pulag: "Did you bring the gold?"
Slayzer: Yeah..
Slayzer: Now for your end?
Pulag: "Hmmm... ok. Last code question and we're done. Remember who we're working for?"
Pulag: "I've got the goods... just answer the question and we're done. It was a pretty good season."
* Pulag is well dressed for an ogre
Slayzer: V right?
* Pulag smiles
Pulag: "Let V know we're having some problems down here. Some local hero tore apart two of my men on the job, and another one who was off-duty."
Slayzer: *looks at Pulag* I see.. I will let him know..
* Pulag whistles
Pulag: (Three ogres come out of the woods, hauling carts full of various trade goods)
*** DW-afk-for-a-while is now known as Darkwolf
Slayzer: (Trying to see how strong these guys are)
Pulag: (They're ogres; big and buff)
Slayzer: (what is Pulag carrying?)
Pulag: (Nothing but his clothes and a belt with something holstered in it
Slayzer: Something eh?
Pulag: (It could be a dagger)
Slayzer: I think.. I will need this...
Slayzer: *puts his hand in his pocket*
* Slayzer uses the stone
Slayzer: (4 Ogres PP)
Pulag: (Are they charging and ripping into you? ;P)
Slayzer: (they will be when I don't produce the GOLD +P)
Pulag: "Is this enough?"
Slayzer: It should be..
Slayzer: what kind of gold you want?
Pulag: "Good. When will the gold be here?"
Slayzer: Hmm Once we get the goods to the drop area I will be getting the gold and bringing it back here
Pulag: "So quickly? V usually takes almost a week."
* Pulag looks delighted
Slayzer: Yeah he was in a bit of a hurry
Slayzer: I'll need to borrow these 3 to take the goods...
Slayzer: *grumble*
Slayzer: I wish I had a bag of holding for times like this
Pulag: "We'll get them to the delivery point."
Pulag: "What happened to the other guy?"
Slayzer: V needed him for something
Slayzer: I don't ask questions
Slayzer: Let's head out
Pulag: "Let's go"
Slayzer: *goes*
Pulag: "You look tired; go ahead and ride one of the wagons."
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: *counts the number of ogres*
Pulag: There are 4
Slayzer: Do any of the ogres look tired?
Pulag: You don't see ogres on a regular basis.. gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The foot destroys the heavens; shields against the cut of the ice!
Pulag: They don't look tired to you
Slayzer: Hmmm
Slayzer: what is in the wagon?
Pulag: All sorts of things. Shoes, cheese, gold, dinged up armor and weaponry, tins of food, etc.
Slayzer: Hmmm
Slayzer: No guns
Slayzer: How are the ogres situated?
Pulag: Like an inverse Y. Two ogres and carts at the ends of the prongs, one at the junction, and Pulag out front. You're on the right bottom wagon.
Slayzer: We are pressing on to the drop point or are we going to camp?
Slayzer: (asking nearest ogre)
Pulag: "Uh?"
Pulag: (Ogre: "uh?"
Slayzer: are any of them looking at me?
Pulag: No
Slayzer: I wait until we are in the woods (assuming we are near some?)
Pulag: In Kadiya, you're never more than about a half mile from the woods
Pulag: They take you into the woods, eys
Pulag: *yes
Slayzer: I get something small and hard to see
Slayzer: maybe a shoe
Pulag: Ok... rummaging through the pile, you find a shoe
Slayzer: I throw it into the woods hard when no one is looking
Pulag: Ok... the shoe goes flying off into the wilderness
Slayzer: Did you hear that???!?
Pulag: "uh?"
Pulag: *Ogre: "uh?"
Pulag: "Hear what, Slayzer?"
Slayzer: Pulag I think we are being followed
Slayzer: You stay with the goods while I go and see..
Slayzer: I might need to borrow 2 of your men... if this hero is as tough as you say
Pulag: "No... you are too valuable to lose."
Pulag: "I'll go myself."
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: It was pretty faint
Pulag: "Then let's continue. Safety in numbers."
Slayzer: These shipments need to be kept secret...
Slayzer: If someone is following us... they need to be taken care of
Pulag: "What makes you think the noise wasn't some common forest animal?"
Slayzer: Hmm gut intinct...
Pulag: "It's too dark here for a human to track properly, anyway."
Slayzer: plus it didn;t sound like any animal I have heard of
Slayzer: thump like a dwarf's boots
Pulag: "Then let's step up the pace. We can see in the dark; he can't.
Pulag: "The dwarves are our friends. No thread there. In fact, that might be Biled."
Pulag: "BILED!"
Slayzer: Ahh yes
Pulag: *threat
Pulag: "I guess not."
Pulag: "Double time, good fellow ogres."
* Pulag and the ogres speed up
Slayzer: (=P)
Slayzer: waits for a bit then throws another shoe
Pulag: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mace drowns the foothills; negates the beauty of the grave!
Pulag: Ogre: "Hey! Wot you doing?"
Pulag: "Go get dat."
Slayzer: I guess I knocked over a tomb
Slayzer: Right
Slayzer: *goes to get dat*
Pulag: Do you try anything tricky or just go and get the shoe?
Slayzer: *sneaky sneaky*
Slayzer: I heard something Pulag I am going to investigate
Pulag: "Can you see in the dark?"
Slayzer: Not well... But I will borrow one of your lads... it should be fine
Pulag: "Slayzer... how much training did V give you?"
Slayzer: But V gave me a stone to see in dark places
Slayzer: Enough why?
Pulag: "Let me see it."
Slayzer: *pulls out the stone*
Slayzer: It works like a lantern
Pulag: "That will give you away. Wander out there with that and the elves will fill you full of arrows."
Pulag: "Do you have any idea how far away elves can see things like that?"
Slayzer: Don't worry I have a lantern for it
Slayzer: (Bullseye)
Pulag: "Look, I'm going to give you a refresher course in night warfare tactics, taught to me by V himself."
Slayzer: ok
Pulag: "First of all, if you think you're being pursued, don't go off and try to find the pursuer. You WILL get ambushed."
Pulag: "Second, if you can see in the dark, don't carry a light source. If you can't see in the dark, stick with someone who can."
Slayzer: (Damned smart Ogres =P)
Slayzer: I see
Pulag: "Third, have a contingency plan in mind. We're going on a route that will kill that human if he follows us."
Slayzer: Oh?
Pulag: "You'll see."
Slayzer: Goblins or the like?
Pulag: "I said you'll see."
* Pulag grins
Slayzer: right
Slayzer: How long will this route take?
Pulag: (Not all ogres are stupid... just 99.99%)
Pulag: "No longer than usual."
Slayzer: 9thanks )
Pulag: "Please stay in the cart. Getting out could be... unhealthy."
Slayzer: I compare Pulag to these other ogres?
Slayzer: *trying to guess how strong he is*
Pulag: He appears slightly smaller and weaker than the other ogres.
Pulag: He moves with much more grace, however
Slayzer: what time is it roughly?
Pulag: Close to midnight
* Slayzer ponders his current predicament
Slayzer: I see 3 avenues here...
Slayzer: OOC:
Slayzer: Attack head on
Slayzer: Escaping and hopefully getting their attention
Slayzer: Waiting until the reach the drop point
Slayzer: I get all the gold in my cart
Pulag: As you rummage through the cart, the ogre turns to you
Pulag: Ogre: "Wot you doing?"
Slayzer: trying to get comfortable
Pulag: "You poot that bak. Me sees you."
Slayzer: Heh
Pulag: "Me no tupid."
Slayzer: fine I was trying to count it...
Pulag: "Poot muney in pouch? Dat not counting..."
Slayzer: sure it is when the pouch is empty
Pulag: "You poot bak or me tell Pulag"
Slayzer: I do
Pulag: (Like you can just say "I steal all the gold?" Need to be a bit more clever than that. ;P)

 

[Sabaron]

Session Start: Tue Jun 18 10:08:10 2002
Session Ident: #ybfight
*** Now talking in #ybfight
*** Topic is 'YB Fighting Room'
*** Set by Azure on Mon Jun 10 14:25:06
Slayzer: Ok
*** Sabaron is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: When we left off, our hero of Kadiya was riding on a cart full of stolen ogre goods.
*** Isles_DM is now known as Pulag
* Slayzer thinks
Slayzer: Hmmm I wait for the ogre near my cart to walk away
Slayzer: look*
Pulag: Hehe... he's pulling it. When he walks, the cart follows. ;P
Slayzer: is he in front though?
Slayzer: uncovered cart?
Pulag: Yes and yes
Slayzer: I wait for a chance to get away then
Slayzer: I assume he has to look forward ..
Slayzer: to see where he is going ;P
Pulag: Yeah... he's looking forward 80% of the time, roughly
Slayzer: *tries to sneak off*
Pulag: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The dagger drops near the ricefield; leaps over the aggression of the cave!
Pulag: You easily and smoothly drop out of the back of the cart, and hide behind a tree while the ogres whisk the carts off into the night.
*** Pulag is now known as Isles_DM
Isles_DM: Day: Kama Location: Forest
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: I wait and listen
Isles_DM: You hear the carts rumbling off into the night
Slayzer: ok
*** Sollir is now known as Sollir_Very_Gone
Isles_DM: You hear a "Whoooo"
Slayzer: *tries to follow within earsot
Slayzer: owl?
Isles_DM: It's too dark... you don't see any owls. Sure sounded like one, though
Slayzer: heh
Slayzer: hmm I listen
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: trying to hear what the ogres say
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The southern cross flips close to the village; parries the throw of the body!
Isles_DM: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Isles_DM: The lizard tracks through the swamp; dodges the quickening of the farm!
Isles_DM: You don't hear anything from the ogres
Isles_DM: You don't even hear the carts at this point
Isles_DM: "Whoooo"
Slayzer: oh great
Slayzer: I look around
Isles_DM: It still looks dark out
Slayzer: I use my compass and the map
Slayzer: Trying to figure out where I am
Isles_DM: Where are you trying to go?
Isles_DM: Ah
Isles_DM: Hmmm... you appear to be in the forest
Isles_DM: (It's a NAUTICAL map. )
Slayzer: heh
Slayzer: but this is an island
Slayzer: a good part of the land should be on there
Isles_DM: And you're in an unremarkable section of forest that looks quite a bit like the other sections of forest.
Slayzer: I try to track where the ogres went
Isles_DM: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The scorpion lies through the beach; shields the push of the flame! *yen*
Isles_DM: You find the wagon ruts quite easily and begin following
Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO"
Slayzer: I look up in the sky
Isles_DM: Nothing remarkable
Slayzer: Hmm I go into a tree
Isles_DM: Ok, you climb a tree
Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO!"
Slayzer: ...
Slayzer: Looks into the sky unobstructed
Isles_DM: The sky is full of stars
Slayzer: and owls aparently
Slayzer: unless its one of those burrowing owls ;P
Isles_DM: (Maybe... or maybe it's in another tree. )
Slayzer: (heh)
Slayzer: (I trace the sound.. or follow the ogres)
Slayzer: I follow the ogres
Isles_DM: As you follow the ogres, you notice a glowing red pair of owl eyes glaring at you from a nearby tree
Slayzer: Lovely
Slayzer: I try to follow, keeping an eye on the owl
Isles_DM: Ok... you continue to follow the tracks, and the owl continues watching you
Slayzer: lovely
Isles_DM: Once you get too far ahead of it, it flies to the next tree, to watch you
Slayzer: alright at that point
Slayzer: I confront it then
Slayzer: (damned thing.. could be many things )
Isles_DM: What? Do you yell at it?
Slayzer: I go to its tree
Isles_DM: It continues watching you
Slayzer: What are you doing?????!??
Isles_DM: "WHOOOOOO!"
*** Isles_DM is now known as Owl
Slayzer: ...... you aren't fooling me
Slayzer: Either you are a shapechanger... or a familiar
* Owl blinks at you
Slayzer: What do you want??!?!?!?
Owl: "WHOOOOO!"
Slayzer: meee damnit
Slayzer: shoo shoo
* Owl continues to stare at you
Slayzer: I head back on the trail
* Owl flies after you
Slayzer: *goes to attack the owl at this point*
Slayzer: I didn't want to have to...
* Owl flies higher into it's tree
Slayzer: *follows after*
* Owl flies into another tree when you start climbing the one it's in
Slayzer: How big is it?
Owl: Roughly three feet tall
Slayzer: Big owl then
Slayzer: *I go and get some stones
Owl: Ok
Slayzer: *trows them at owl*
Slayzer: throw
Owl: Flesh Owl
Owl: CR 8
Owl: Hits: 8
Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style
Owl: Dirty Trick
Owl: Shove
Owl: Chair Shot
Owl: Bounty Hunter
Owl: Assassin
Owl: Master of the Mighty Raven style
Owl: You first.
Slayzer: =P
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The thunder rends the city; dodges the edge of the field!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The hidden raven silences the cavern; scatters the gaze of the star!
Owl: (3 pointer)
Slayzer: shove
* Owl goes flying off
Slayzer: I am using the stone btw
* Owl swoops back in!
Owl: k
Slayzer: (I'll need it... )
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The east wind breaks the island; dances with the storm of the storm!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The unicorn speaks higher than the temple; averts the rising of the bone and slides across the aggression of the lash!
Slayzer: lol @ my defense
Owl: LOL
Owl: WHO WHO WHO!
Slayzer: that's as bad as Chi of the Chi
Owl: Owl takes one hit (7/8)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab moves close to the rapids; grasps the violence of the horn!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The trident sweeps in the midst of the castle; removes the roar of the rodent!
Slayzer: Hmmm
Owl: Powers?
Slayzer: nah
Owl: You take one hit (?/?)
Slayzer: 12/13
Owl: k
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crab demolishes the cliff; redirects the aggression of the mire!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The lightning assaults the beach; avoids the efforts of the settlement and falls from the touch of the storm!
Slayzer: no powers
Owl: You take one hit (11/13)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The lizard strikes facing the forest; fends off the rolling of the stone!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The scorpion appears upon the peaks; dodges the chaos of the flame!
Owl: (assuming you use no powers)
Owl: Owl takes one hit (6/8)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The crane slides atop the canyon; absorbs the motion of the settlement and in addition it conceals the quickening of the horn!
Slayzer: Yeah
Owl: POING
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The claw slashes the plain; dodges the descent of the grave!
Owl: Assassin!
Slayzer: Poing?
Slayzer: damn
Slayzer: crane and raven
Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style
Slayzer: I take it
Slayzer: 9/13
Owl: You take three hits (8/13)
Owl: (Assassin does 2 points)
Slayzer: 3?
Slayzer: I shove it then
Slayzer: I thought it was 1 extra
Owl: "I take it"
Owl: Round's over... I gave you your chance to use powers
Slayzer: I thought assassin did 1
Slayzer: =PPPPP
Slayzer: fine
Slayzer: 8/13
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven swims within the cemetery; guards against the onslaught of the elements!
Owl: POING!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The foot strikes across the brush; fends off the kick of the ledge!
Slayzer: *sigh*
Slayzer: of course I rarely get poings
Slayzer: 7/13
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chimera strikes underneath the shrine; avoids the assailment of the star!
Owl: !mb ybmvoe
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The evasive sword withers the island; guards against the offensive of the flame!
Owl: POING!
Owl: Anything you want to do to it?
Slayzer: heh
Slayzer: I can't =(
Slayzer: I am not a power whore
Owl: Owl takes one hit (5/8)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The snake sweeps from the vineyard; dodges the assailment of the maze!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The unicorn shreds the castle; shields the aggression of the reptile!
Owl: Powers?
Slayzer: no
Owl: You take one hit (6/13)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The foot drowns the plain; waves away the cut of the sickle!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The turtle kicks over the glade; dominates the onslaught of the blade! *yen*
* Owl tries to imagine a turtle kicking
Owl: Owl takes one hit (4/8)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The spear rides close to the pillar; reduces the violence of the wood! *yen*
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The weasel slashes below the temple; parries the edge of the crevice!
Owl: You take one hit (5/13)
Slayzer: no powers
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The nunchaku breaks the brush; reduces the cut of the shell!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The tsunami shouts on top of the ocean; shields against the chaos of the canine!
Owl: Owl takes one hit (3/8)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The wolf speaks upon the badlands; silences the rolling of the sands!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The fist speaks facing the hells and slashes with the grave; defends against the motion of the venom!
Slayzer: ???
Slayzer: Puppet
Owl: Puppet?
Owl: Owl takes one hit (2/8)
Slayzer: Speaking Fist
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The chain bows underneath the foothills; averts the pain of the fortification!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The topaz lizard destroys the castle; leaps over the edge of the blade! *yen*
Owl: Powers?
Slayzer: no
Owl: Owl takes one hit (defense) (1/8)
Slayzer: yeah I notices
Slayzer: tripped him hehe
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The unicorn strikes the pillar; parts the stab of the cave!
* Owl falls flat on it's face
Owl: Chair shot!
* Slayzer prepares for 3 rounds of powers
Slayzer: 4/13
Owl: You take one hit (4/13)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The fox destroys the volcano; removes the quickening of the canine!
Owl: Dirty Trick!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The nunchaku seeks facing the volcano; dodges the aggression of the horn!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The fang spins across the hells; defends against the kick of the star!
Slayzer: 2 hot loctaions hehe
Owl: You take one hit (experience) (3/13)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The trident overwhelmingly sucker punches the ravine; absorbs the assailment of the crevice!
Owl: Shove!
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The raven invades the castle; defends against the assailment of the elements!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The lotus blossom sucker punches the ricefield; protects against the kick of the feline!
Owl: POING
Slayzer: I take the 1 (its 1 right )
Owl: You take 3 hits and die.
Owl: j/k
Owl: You take 1 hit (2/13)
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The claw bows higher than the tower; dominates the tempest of the spring!
Owl: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Owl: The blizzard falls next to the swamp; protects against the tempest of the lash!
* Owl dies
Slayzer: *sits down and rests
* Slayzer breathign heavy
Slayzer: *breathing
Slayzer: Yen Factor?
Owl: You've never seen an owl this big before... if you stuffed and mounted it it'd be worth at LEAST 2 yen.
Owl: Maybe 4
Owl: You gain 8 xp
Slayzer: ok
Slayzer: Phew
Slayzer: I get the body then
Owl: Uh oh...
Slayzer: I try to follow the trail
Slayzer: ???
Owl: Undead Flesh Owl
Owl: CR 9
Owl: Hits: 10
Owl: Master of the Flying Crane style
Owl: Dirty Trick
Owl: Shove
Owl: Chair Shot
Owl: Bounty Hunter
Owl: Assassin
Owl: Master of the Mighty Raven style
Owl: Unholy Warrior
Owl: Undead
Slayzer: what?
Owl: j/k
Owl:
Slayzer: =P
Owl: Ok, you follow the trail. It's easy to se
Owl: *see
Slayzer: not funny
Owl: You hear the cart rumbling toward you
Slayzer: *keeps well behind the ogres
Slayzer: ack
Slayzer: I head into the forest and up a tree
*** Owl is now known as Pulag
Pulag: "SLAYZER!! OH SLAYZER!!"
Slayzer: ....
Pulag: "WHERE ARE YOU?! THE OWLS WILL GET YOU IF YOU DON'T COME HERE NOW!"
Slayzer: *looks to see if Pulag has his friends with him*
Pulag: Yep... him and the three ogres are all here
* Slayzer has a thought
* Slayzer but decides against it
Pulag: Ogre: "Hey boss, I tink da ols get him bye nowe."
* Slayzer tosses the owl body there
Slayzer: I am not afraid of your owls
Pulag: "Whoa! It's a dead Flesh Owl!"
Pulag: "Hey Slayzer! Good to see you!"
Slayzer: Right
Slayzer: (I never said my name.... )
* Pulag goes to check that
Slayzer: (I don't think.... )
* Pulag has a record... he can look and see
Slayzer: (I thought they were looking for me as the Hero )
Pulag: Pulag: "Who are you?"
Pulag: Slayzer: I am Slayzer
Pulag: "Hey Slayzer! Good to see you!"
Slayzer: (Ok)
Pulag: (They don't know the Hero's name)
Slayzer: (I forgot... then I don't toss the body down )
Pulag: (Fine then)
Slayzer: (*hopes they separate to look for him... but doubts it*)
Slayzer: (sorry about the misunderstanding )
Pulag: (That goes against all sane night-fighting tactics... plus they don't want to be flesh owl food)
Pulag: ('tis ok)
Slayzer: heh guess I will have to wait for day...
Pulag: The ogres pass by
Slayzer: *follows them as best he can without getting seen*
Pulag: Gen a move
Slayzer: !mb ybmove
MeowthBot: Slayzer: The mighty fox sings with the cemetery; shields the efforts of the abomination!
Pulag: Hehe... could you BE any less silent?
Slayzer: errr
Pulag: "Hey, there you are!"
Slayzer: I found the guy who is following us..
Pulag: "Hey, great! Where was he?"
Slayzer: He killed this
* Slayzer drops body
Slayzer: hmm not sure.. didn;t want to have to fight him...
* Pulag looks shocked; the ogres behind him start stinking even more
Slayzer: I found him about a mile and a half to the east
Slayzer: (lol)
Pulag: "hmmm... let's take a roundabout route then."
Pulag: "Mount up, Slayzer."
Slayzer: right
Slayzer: *needs timestop*
Pulag: (heh)
Slayzer: (to kill some of these ogres )
Pulag: (Are you going to try anything later, or do you let them take you where they're going?)
Slayzer: (hmmm... gotta comp up with a plan)
Slayzer: what time is it now?
Pulag: After midnight
Slayzer: I gues I will let them take me there then =P
Slayzer: not close enough to day light
Pulag: Ok. After a couple of hours, you find yourself on the same beach that you killed the two other ogres on.
Slayzer: Hmmm
Slayzer: Guess they are late
Pulag: "No big deal."
Slayzer: Damned boats are unreliable
Pulag: "So, we've got some time. Tell me, Slayzer, how did you get into V's organization?"
Slayzer: Field work
Slayzer: I am a merc
Pulag: "Oh, I see."
Pulag: "Full time for V or is this a part-time project?"
Slayzer: Whatever V pays me for
Slayzer: Hmm how goes the elf and dwarf sitautions?
Pulag: "The elves are pretty stubborn... they won't work with us. The dwarves are ok, though. We've got a good deal going with them."
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: what irony
Pulag: "Hmmm? What's ironic?"
Slayzer: elves being subborn while dwarves are helpful
Slayzer: usually the other way around
Pulag: "Where are you from? Elves AND dwarves are usually stubborn, but gold tends to make dwarves feel cooperative."
* Pulag smiles
Slayzer: Right
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: *looks through the cart*
Slayzer: (looking for alcholic beverages)
Pulag: You find a slighly cracked bottle of Sori potato wine
Slayzer: Damn
Slayzer: this all the booze you guys got?
Pulag: "Nah... the ogres have some good stuff. What do you want?"
Slayzer: Hmm what ya got?
Pulag: Ogre: "We gots da gud stuf. Spechul ogre bru."
Slayzer: what's in it?
Pulag: Ogre: "It's difrent frum botle to botle. Mine's got blud, wiskey, stumick asid and firmentid gras in it."
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: I'll pass on that I think
Pulag: Ogre: "Yu shure? It's gud..."
Pulag: Ogre: "Me brudder made it."
Slayzer: Hmm the ship might have been delayed
Slayzer: I see
Slayzer: Well... I want something... normal to drink
Pulag: "Undoubtedly. I hope it didn't encounter any of those dratted Endrian ships.
Slayzer: you want anything Pulag?
Pulag: "Well, there's the potato wine, if you can stand the stuff. I know V loves it."
Slayzer: Heh that's right but this bottle is a bit cracked..
Slayzer: I am thinking that Garkanii isn;t too far off... I could get all something good to drink
Pulag: "Nah... it's best if the locals never see your face."
Pulag: "Let me see the jug."
Slayzer: *shows him*
* Pulag examines it
Pulag: "Looks fine to me. It's not like the stuff spoils or anything."
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: I think we should get more just in case
Slayzer: Also I am sure you guys woudl liek somethign other than rations
Slayzer: would like something
Slayzer: those stupid farmers don't care
Slayzer: as long as you are human
Pulag: "Maybe in daylight, but not at night when the flesh owls are out."
Slayzer: and not endrian
Slayzer: Right
Slayzer: I look forward to a good hot breakfast
Slayzer: hopefully the ship will be here by then
Pulag: "Hey, there it is!"
Slayzer: (evil DM)
Pulag: (The agent was supposed to come on the night that the ship shows up. ;P)
Slayzer: (heh I get some paper and write a note in that code)
Slayzer: (my orders)
Pulag: What do you write?
Slayzer: Make sure theogres get the gold for the goods. Escort the goods to the ship. No screw ups this time, and make sure you bring the wine. V
Pulag: And in code?
Slayzer: Yeah
Slayzer: I go by name
Slayzer: or S
Pulag: The coded version, please?
Slayzer: T, Nblf tvsf uif phsft hfu uif hpme gps uif hppet. Ftdpsu uif hppet up uif tijq. Op tdsfx vqt uijt ujnf, boe nblf tvsf zpv csjoh uif xjof. W
Pulag: k
Pulag: As you finish writing, you see the same short, dark man you saw before talking with Pulag
Slayzer: can I hear what they are saying?
Pulag: "I have the goods here for V."
Pulag: Man: "Good. By the way, who the 'ell is that fellow?"
Pulag: "That is Slayzer, a merc for V."
Pulag: Man: "Ok then. I'll load up the goods."
Pulag: "By the way, Sventunis, tell V that Slayzer is an excellent agent, and that I recommend him for future missions."
Slayzer: Thanks, Pulag
Pulag: "Oh, you're done with your writing. You're welcome, Slayzer."
Pulag: Sven: "I need to see your orders, Slayzer."
Slayzer: Yeah
Slayzer: right
* Slayzer goes through his backpack and pulls out the note he just wrote
Pulag: Sven: examines the note
Pulag: Sven: "Ok then. You're done here, Slayzer; V needs you at home."
Slayzer: What??
Slayzer: (what time is it?
Pulag: (Near dawn)
*** Pulag is now known as Sven
Sven: V doesn't need you here... he told me to bring you home. He has other tasks for you."
Slayzer: I was looking forward to having a real meal for once
Slayzer: Fine fine
Slayzer: (how far is it to garkanii)
Slayzer: I hate ships...
Sven: "V is plenty rich; you'll have lots of food there
Sven: (about an hour and a half walking south)
Slayzer: Let me get some real food from Garkanii
Slayzer: I promised I would give these lads a real breakfast
Sven: "There's food on the boat, Slayzer."
Slayzer: I am sure Fish Fish Fish =P
Sven: "You'll get better food when we get home. Come on! We don't have time to waste here; the Endrians are probably closing in on us as we speak!"
Slayzer: You were followed???
Slayzer: Anyways I have another job I have to do
Slayzer: You haven't heard but the Kadiyans sunk one of the Endrian's ships
Slayzer: they have the captain as a prisoner
*** Sollir_Very_Gone is now known as Sollir
Slayzer: V wanted me to get him, since he knows abotu the blockading routes
Sven: "We weren't followed, but the Endrians are around here all the time. They know this is a good location for that.'
Slayzer: they are holding him in Garkanii
Slayzer: Take the goods aboard
Sven: "Hmmmm..."
Sven: "I need to check with V. Let's go to the ship
Slayzer: I will be back in 4 hours... I have to spring him and bring him to V.. for... questioning
Slayzer: Just tell him that
Sven: "We don't have four hours to wait, Slayzer."
Slayzer: Hmmm get the goods...I need to do this... plus
Slayzer: meet me down at another meeting point
Sven: "Which one?"
Slayzer: the Kadiyans plan to execute him son
Slayzer: soon
Slayzer: I don't know
Slayzer: one to the west of garkanii
Slayzer: s and w
Slayzer: (solo play is hard.... gotta come up with all the ideas )
Sven: "Fine... meet us there tonight."
Slayzer: I will be there
Slayzer: Pulag meet me there as well...
Sven: Pulag: "Fine"
Slayzer: I will bring you guys some good food and we can eat dinner at least
* Sven looks annoyed at you
* Slayzer heads off
*** Sven is now known as Isles_DM
Slayzer: I have a complicated plan
Isles_DM: Care to tell me or do I learn as I go?
Isles_DM: (Come to think of it, don't tell me)
Slayzer: hehe
Slayzer: I get to Garkanii right?
Isles_DM: Yes... you get to Garkanii without issue
Slayzer: I go and see everyone
Slayzer: Mayors house first
*** Isles_DM is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
Mayor_Ivanija: "Hello, Slayzer."
Slayzer: I am in a bit of a jame
Slayzer: jam\
Slayzer: you know the Smugglers?
Mayor_Ivanija: "No, what smugglers?"
Slayzer: the ones who were selling guns to the ogres
Slayzer: I encountered them again
Slayzer: managed to worm my way into their group
Mayor_Ivanija: "Hmmm... interesting."
Slayzer: I need you to get meat and bread to feed 4 ogres and at least 2 men
Mayor_Ivanija: "That is simple."
* Mayor_Ivanija goes out back
Slayzer: You have ... fish here right?
* Mayor_Ivanija comes back in with lots of meat and bread
Slayzer: I have an idea
Mayor_Ivanija: "Of course"
Slayzer: Get Holsbin, the translator
Slayzer: and Anton and Faing
Slayzer: This will be hell to pull off...
Mayor_Ivanija: What are you trying to do?
Slayzer: its early... the fishermen should be going out or coming in
Mayor_Ivanija: "Going out, I'd imagine"
Slayzer: I need to speak with the fishermen...
Slayzer: then i will tell ya
Slayzer: Be right back mayor
Slayzer: *goes to the docks*
*** Mayor_Ivanija is now known as Fisherman
Fisherman: "Howdy, Slayzer!"
Fisherman: "You know, you're getting into a nasty habit of going off and not coming back for long stretches o' time."
Slayzer: I need to know about the fish in the area
Slayzer: yes I am sorry about that
Fisherman: "What about them?"
Slayzer: unexpected events..
Slayzer: you have a delicacy here?
Slayzer: Puffer Fish
Fisherman: "Puffer Fish? No, we don't have that around here. What is it?"
Slayzer: (DOH )
Slayzer: its a fish with spines
Slayzer: they bloat up with air
Fisherman: "Hmmm... we have monkfish? Is that the same thing? Ugly little critters, but they don't puff up"
Slayzer: also known as blowfish
Fisherman: "Yeah, we have blowfish, but nobody eats those"
Slayzer: (Err I don;t know Monkfish.... enlighten me )
Slayzer: Hmm
Slayzer: Could you catch soem fo rme
Slayzer: some
Slayzer: or better know where I can get some?
Fisherman: (Just an ugly but normal fish)
Fisherman: "I suppose I could try to catch one. Might take me a day or two... I don't know where they live or what they like."
Slayzer: Damn.. don't you have nets?
Fisherman: "Yes, but I doubt they'd catch blowfish"
Slayzer: (Err I think that's how they catch em normally... nto sure.... not an expert fisherman)
Fisherman: (This guy knows almost nothing about blowfish)
Slayzer: Do you know where I can get some easy?
Fisherman: "Nobody catches 'em on purpose... I suppose you could check with the other fishermen."
Slayzer: (Don't make me go and look this up... )
Slayzer: ok
* Slayzer checks with all fishermen
Fisherman: (You do know that only one particular kind of blowfish is that weird poisonous one you have to cut exactly right, right?)
Sollir: (and its used for a potion which makes people fall into a deep sleep)
Sollir: ))
Slayzer: (Not exactly.. most have the toxin)
Fisherman: (Really? I guess there's only one tasty one, then. )
*** Fisherman is now known as Ugly_Old_Fisherman
Slayzer: they get it from eating algae
Slayzer: yep
Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Yeah, I got one of those blowfish ya want. But why should I give it to you? Yer a dirty foreigner"
Slayzer: I am trying to help out Kadiya
Slayzer: its worthless for food anyways....
Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Fine, fine."
* Ugly_Old_Fisherman tosses you the blowfish
Slayzer: You can ask the mayor if you want
Slayzer: Do you know where I can get more of these?
Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Sure, I have a whole bucket of them."
Slayzer: I will need quite a few
Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "I'll give them to you for a yen."
Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "Hey, nice owl!"
Slayzer: Alright
Slayzer: Yeah I killed it in the woods...
Slayzer: Want to trade?
Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "I'll give you four yen and these fish for it."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: Thanks
Slayzer: this will help immensely
* Ugly_Old_Fisherman whistles
Slayzer: *goes to the mayor's*
Ugly_Old_Fisherman: "This is the biggest owl I've ever seen! And look at those eyes!"
Slayzer: Yes?
*** Ugly_Old_Fisherman is now known as Mayor_Ivanija
Mayor_Ivanija: "You're back. What's with the bucket of ugly fish?"
Slayzer: Yeah I know.. he almost killed me =P
Slayzer: to fisherman
Slayzer: These are blowfish
Slayzer: they are poisonous
Mayor_Ivanija: "Poisonous fish?"
Slayzer: I need to go to the kitchen
Mayor_Ivanija: "Why?"
Slayzer: to feed to the ogres
Mayor_Ivanija: "Ah, I see."
Slayzer: It will paralyze them at least... maybe kill them
Slayzer: now normally you would cut away the liver and kidneys...
Slayzer: they are where the toxin builds up
Slayzer: in this case I will need a lot of it
Mayor_Ivanija: "Well, go ahead. Just clean off my knives very carefully when you're done."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: *gets a jar for the parts*
Slayzer: Did you get everyone together?
Mayor_Ivanija: "I'll have that done."
Mayor_Ivanija: "By the time you get the fish bits all sliced up."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: I only hope this works
* Slayzer cuts up the fish and gets the parts he needs
Slayzer: I will need some alcohol too to wash this down
Slayzer: they won't know what hit em
Mayor_Ivanija: "I have plenty of Potato Wine
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: Their leader seems to have a fondness for it
Slayzer: *finishes the meals*
Mayor_Ivanija: That was pretty dumb... you die.
Mayor_Ivanija:
Mayor_Ivanija: Why did you eat it?
Sollir: he dies?
Sollir: no fort check?
Slayzer: =P
Mayor_Ivanija: He finished the meals.
Slayzer: Not funny
Mayor_Ivanija:
Mayor_Ivanija: So, what do you do now?
Slayzer: I finished preparing as a chef
Slayzer: I need everyone here
Mayor_Ivanija: "I got them all here"
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: Hello everyone
Slayzer: *bows*
Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "What are we here for?"
Slayzer: Alright... on my way to get the map we needed
Slayzer: I encountered the smuglers from before
Slayzer: I managed to worm my way into their trust
Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: "Did you kill them all?"
Slayzer: Unfortunately they are very smart... and numerous
Slayzer: I finally got a chance to get here
Slayzer: Faing and Anton you will have to pretend that you are my men
Slayzer: its a ruse I made up
Mayor_Ivanija: Anton: "Pretend?" He smiles
Slayzer: Holsbin here will play the part of an Endrian Captain
Slayzer: Sumaria I need you to tell him what I am planning
Slayzer: He will need to wear fake manacles and play along
Slayzer: In case one of them speaks endrian as well
Slayzer: I will be making the Ogres dinner
Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Sie täuschen vor, ein Endrian Kapitän zu sein. Ich muß Sie in Begrenzungen einsetzen."
Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Slayzer wird Abendessen für die ogres bilden.
Slayzer: adding this will make it poisonous...
Slayzer: so they will be paralyzed
Slayzer: But even so.. we will have a lot of fighting to do
Mayor_Ivanija: Sumaria: "Das Addieren dieses bildet es giftig, also werden sie angehalten. Aber allerdings haben wir eine Menge Kämpfen, zum zu tun."
Slayzer: ok
Mayor_Ivanija: Faing: "I'm ready."
Mayor_Ivanija: Anton: "Me too."
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: is Holsbin ready?
Mayor_Ivanija: Hosbin: "Ja"
Sollir: (Don't tell me, the other guy goes, "Da")
Sollir: (World's hardest logic puzzle )
Slayzer: hehe
Slayzer: Ok
Slayzer: Let's go then
Slayzer: *gets the meat and breads*
Slayzer: You have any fruit?
Mayor_Ivanija: Yes
Mayor_Ivanija: (Time is up)
Slayzer: Ok