Yes, you have to!

[sedarfairy]

I agree with a couple of others...my top choice isn't anyone you guys would know. However, my top choice for a celebrity would be Kate Beckinsale...especially if she brought Scott Speedman along.

 

[jaerdaph]

I think I'm changing my vote to Ann Coulter. Now that's a man, baby!

 

[The_Warlock]

You mean raped?

What dude would I like to be raped by?

No, no, Wulf...you have to imagine a scenario where a Mad Scientist (TM) has the world hostage with a device which will eradicate all life on Earth, you being the hero attempt to stop him, but get captured in the clone tanks. Emphasis on MAD, the scientist agrees not to blow up the world and surrender to you if you'll accede to his strange demands (or something...remember, MAAAAD).

Problem is, I'd probably look at him and say, "REALLY? Where's the button? Can I push the button that eradicates humanity? Pretty please?"

 

[kenobi65]

I agree with a couple of others...my top choice isn't anyone you guys would know. However, my top choice for a celebrity would be Kate Beckinsale...especially if she brought Scott Speedman along.

Mmmmmmm...though not Scott so much.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Necrophelia?

It means never having to say you're sorry.

Nah, it'd leave me a bit cold I think.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Vin Diesel.

Unlike the raptors from Pitch Black, I don't have that big of a blind spot, and I definitely would know whom I'm f_____g with!

I can't really think of anyone I'd really go gay for, but if I had to, it would probably be a musician.

A good one.

Sting? Eric Clapton? Chris Cornell? Joe Satriani?

waitaminit...

ROB HALFORD!!! (I figure if you gotta go gay, find someone who already is, so they can "show you the ropes.")

 

[Relique du Madde]

Elijah Wood and during the entire time I will ask him to make that tramatized expresssion he had during most of LoTR:RoTK

 

[Lackhand]

Elijah Wood and during the entire time I will ask him to make that tramatized expresssion he had during most of LoTR:RoTK

... Pervy hobbit fancier. Sam's going to kill you.

As for my man-on-man... Tim Curry. Well, at 1:18 in the morning, anyway.

Anticip,
Lackhand.

 

[sedarfairy]

I dunno, P.C. is pretty famous around these parts at least. . .

Its a shame HaFrogman isn't a girl...

 

[hafrogman]

Its a shame HaFrogman isn't a girl...

I'm never quite sure how one is supposed to respond to statements like this. . .