Yet Another Commercial

[GravyFingerz]

Talath: Hi, Talath here. You may remember me from such off topic threads such as Monte Cook Kicks My Ass and Myth-O's, the cereal of the Cthulhu Pantheon. Well, I'm here to talk to you today about the Time Cube.

Timmy: Hey Mr. Talath.

Talath: Oh hi Timmy. Timmy, answer this: do you feel cubeless, ignorant, and educated stupid?

Timmy: I don't know Mr. Talath. Should I?

Talath: Of course you should Timmy. You have been lied to by evil educators who suppress the truth of the time cube.

Timmy: But Mr. Talath, what is the time cube?

Talath: How the hell should I know Timmy?

Timmy: Is it true that Gene Ray was diagnosed with schizophrenia by a competent and licensed psychologist?

Talath: Yes it is Timmy. Yes it is.

For more information on the Time Cube, visit http://www.timecube.com/.

 

[BrooklynKnight]

We have a new forum for that yanno!

I still dont get the concept of the time cube.

 

[Abisashi]

Why aren't there 24 days in 1 of what we call a day? 1:00, 2:00, etc? why just sun-up, mid-day, sun-down, and mid-night, for 4?

And if all math is fiction and everything I have been told is a lie, how am I supposed to disprove anything? Everything I say will be based on a lie, or a lie itself.

 

[Skade]

Just reading people mocking the Time Cube causes my brain to bleed. I'm obviously too stupid to even understand why we are too stupid to understand what we don't understand. So basically I'm Confused Cubed.

 

[Hand of Evil]

You know that there are 48 hours in a weekend, that is a work week plus 8! Which is longer?