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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Hijinks" data-source="post: 2237088" data-attributes="member: 31094">A local radio station is giving away a life-sized Yoda statue to the person who comes up with the most creative skit using a Star Wars theme that they can perform on the radio. This is what I came up with (critiques aren't necessary since it's already submitted - I just find myself funny so wanted to share). "Yoda P.I." Actors:YodaMysterious Woman Sound: Liquid being poured over ice in a glassSound (faint): Car horns, alarms, sirens - city noisesMusic (faint): Soft jazz Yoda: It was just another day in the dirty city. Not much for an exiled old Jedi to do but sit in my dingy office and put my tired dogs up on my desk, with a glass of whiskey as tough to swallow as I was. Sound: Two thumpsSound: Drinking noises Yoda: It ain't easy being a private investigator these days. Heck, just when you think you've got someone cornered, grab a bit of bounty on a bail jumper, they turn out to be a clone. Phah! A clone! I tell ya, a man can't make an honest interplanetary credit any more these days. I was way down in the dumps. Then she walked in. Sound: Door creaking openSound: High heeled shoes crossing floor Woman (sexy voice): Hi there, handsome Yoda (voiceover): Wow! What a gal! Stacked in all the right places and soft everywhere else. Nice set of gams, too. I'd never seen her before, but I was determined to make a good first impression. Yoda: Err ... err ...Woman: I heard you're the man to see if I need someone found.Yoda: (strangling noises)Woman: Think you can help me out? Yoda (voiceover): It wasn't going well. Obviously this dame sought me out for a reason. No one comes down to the slums of the Republic if they can help it. I had to give her a hand. She was just so much for the old eyes to handle that the brain didn't work so well. Yoda: Help you I willWoman: What?Yoda: Uhh... Find someone I can! Yoda (voiceover): Dang! Woman: Hrm .. ok .. well. I need to find a Jedi knight. My father is a Senator and the Jedi's are needed to help with the rebellion. I was told you .. might .. know where I could find a Jedi. Yoda (voiceover): This bird came to the right place, sure enough. Now was my chance to get out of this slum and raise myself to my former glory! If only I could get the words out... Yoda: Jedi I am! Yoda (voiceover): Doh. Woman: Excuse me?Yoda: Jedi master of old, I was. Exiled to protect the cause, yes. Many feats can I perform.Woman: Listen, buddy, I don't know what you're playing at. This isn't a game! If you can't help me find a Jedi, I'll go talk to this Anakin person I heard about. Sound: High heels storming awaySound: Door slamsSound: Yoda sighs. Yoda: Crap.</blockquote>

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