You can't run but you can Hive

[hafrogman]

From the darkest pits,
of the Hive, A glimer of
hope arrives Glomp! Galeros!!

See my very own Galeros release in Haiku form

Souless cry echoes.
So, I herd u liek mudkips?
Weep for the future.

 

[Ginnel]

Mean kitty.

No relation of mine I can assure you *nodnods*

 

[Ginnel]

Souless cry echoes.
So, I herd u liek mudkips?
Weep for the future.

And then you can have the "Glomp Galeros!!" bit after

Aww thats a very nice haiku froggy

 

[hafrogman]

No relation of mine I can assure you *nodnods*

I dunno, I've read sinfest. You're a pretty evil kitty. Or a pretty, evil kitty. One of the two.

 

[hafrogman]

Aww thats a very nice haiku froggy

Thank you. I'm a bit worried about yours though. I pronounce Galeros as 3 syllables for one thing. And really thoughts shouldn't cross lines.

Perhaps:

Darkest Hive bears fruit.
A glimmer of hope arrives.
Glomp! 'tis Galeros!

 

[hafrogman]

So I now have this sort of weird idea to craft a bizzare Norse epic - haiku fusion telling the tale of the Hive.

Noah built a hall.
Unofficial Third Ed News.
Arise nerds, conquer!

And then this got me thinking of why one earth anyone would write Norponese poetry. If we ever have Salton City Stars: The Next Generation, I'm going to have to play Gitaroo Skald, Kitsune and Sven's illegitimate love child. Blonde spikey hair and electric guitar slung over one shoulder. He'd be awesome!

Hell, if anything ever happens to the Pole (unlikely given the tone of the game) I may have to come back as a time-traveling future Gitaroo Skald in a Trunksian plotline. Or just make Relique do it. Are you listening, Relique?

 

[Blackrat]

Kitsune and Sven's illegitimate love child.

Wait what! There's something very wrong with your idea Froggy...

 

[hafrogman]

Wait what! There's something very wrong with your idea Froggy...

There is? You think they'll get married? I suppose it's possible. . .

 

[Blackrat]

There is? You think they'll get married? I suppose it's possible. . .

No, no, see Kitsune ain't a busty blonde . Though ofcourse, if Sven is drunk enough...

 

[Ginnel]

Hmm just got rid of the pile of ex stuff, photos, postcards letters and stuff figured I don't need them as a crutch anymore theres no need to remember good times as I can just make my own

but tis true Froggy I over syllabelled