You can't run but you can Hive

[Phaezen]

Afternoon Hive!

 

[Ginnel]

So I now have this sort of weird idea to craft a bizzare Norse epic - haiku fusion telling the tale of the Hive.

Noah built a hall.
Unofficial Third Ed News.
Arise nerds, conquer!

And then this got me thinking of why one earth anyone would write Norponese poetry. If we ever have Salton City Stars: The Next Generation, I'm going to have to play Gitaroo Skald, Kitsune and Sven's illegitimate love child. Blonde spikey hair and electric guitar slung over one shoulder. He'd be awesome!

Hell, if anything ever happens to the Pole (unlikely given the tone of the game) I may have to come back as a time-traveling future Gitaroo Skald in a Trunksian plotline. Or just make Relique do it. Are you listening, Relique?

Oooooo Gitaroo Man!

Jams along to level 1 and the final boss battle!

I dunno, I've read sinfest. You're a pretty evil kitty. Or a pretty, evil kitty. One of the two.

Maaaaayyyybe

 

[Ginnel]

Afternoon Hive!

Haaaaaalloooooooo

Shabe will tonight mostly be complaining how his spellthief/tinker gnome thing is underpowered and crap in our 3.5 game that is if he isn't dozing off (but i don't let him do that often)

I will be running about as my 6th level sorc 3rd human paragon 3rd abjurant champion rather gingerly as he has about 3-4 2nd level spellslots and another 2 1st level ones left. (ok only a slight bit of stupid bragging here 12D6 lightning bolts! +2 CL over max for number of dice effects on air spells this includes electric and force spells)

Meanwhile we'll both sit back and watch the 15th level wizardess/werebird defeat everything.
with her 24-26 str and 24 int or whatever, she threw a pebble at a big bad once (possibly a frost giant) because she ran out of ranged spells crit it and it died

 

[Blackrat]

she threw a pebble at a big bad once (possibly a frost giant) because she ran out of ranged spells crit it and it died

Hey, have I ever told you about a barbarian that killed an ancient red dragon with a dead dwarf?

 

[Blackrat]

Okay... TV-tropes just made my day:

# Star Wars. Come on, gang: it's got a Laser. Sword. Wielded by a space-farmboy samurai against a walking ER room samurai and an elderly cloaked glowing-eye samurai that shoots exploding lightning from his fingers. The space-farmboy samurai's mentors are an old British man who isn't even trying and a wise Muppet, his sister is a princess revolutionary, his best friend is a cowboy, his best friend is the Sasquatch and they're accompanied by a beeping garbage bin and a possibly gay shiny robot who was at one point mistaken for a god by teddy bears who later defeated space Nazis with rocks, allowing the cowboy's best friend (a man who mines gas played by Billy Dee Williams) to destroy a rebuilt superweapon the size of a moon.

* Earlier on, the space-samurais protected the princess revolutionary's mother while she soapboxed, until they were forced to fight a tattooed man, a very tall British man and a cyborg with a head shaped like a spray nozzle, during a war between robots and clones. Oh, and did we mention all the samurai are also psychics and fighter jet pilots?
* In Space!

I'm nearly rolling on the floor now.

 

[Phaezen]

Hey, have I ever told you about a barbarian that killed an ancient red dragon with a dead dwarf?

Must be more entertaining than my barbarian who pushed the halfling rogue into the snake filled pit to find out if they were poisonous or not

 

[Phaezen]

Okay... TV-tropes just made my day:


I'm nearly rolling on the floor now.

This is one of my favourite Star Wars related gags:

 

[Ginnel]

Must be more entertaining than my barbarian who pushed the halfling rogue into the snake filled pit to find out if they were poisonous or not

Hmm they both sound dam entertaining to me

Heh, tropes funny

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Morning Hive!

 

[Phaezen]

Morning Hive!

Waltz in here, say Morning and the break the Hive.... Nice.....