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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TiwazTyrsfist" data-source="post: 7297144" data-attributes="member: 70582">The Curse Blade of BannogThis sword is not Cursed, but rather empowered by cursing, swearing, and in general foul language.Crafted by one Liam Bannog, an apprentice smith, this sword was empowered by his masterful skill.  Not as a smith, he was pure crud and the workmanship of the sword shows it, but by his masterful skill at swearing.  Both sides of the blade are inscribed with old celtic runes, different on both sides.Translated, one side says "For all the days of your lives, for all that you have done for me and mine, may the road ever rise to meet your face, you miserable *$@W(&$!*"The other side postulates how, somehow, your mother and father both committed unspeakable acts with a diseased yak, and you are the result of their foul and unholy actions that day.The sword has 6 charges, which can be used to grant it's bearer two boons.  First, you may spend a charge to gain advantage on any skill check to Taunt or Insult a target (Deceive, Intimidate, Persuade, etc, as long as the task is one of verbal and gestural insult).  Second, you may spend a charge to cast Vicious Mockery as a bard of your level (Cha based).  The sword regains 1d4 charges each day at dawn.Next Item: A small box containing 37 4 inch long Adamantine Nails</blockquote>